text: 1Orait mi laik askim olsem, ating God i givim baksait pinis long ol manmeri bilong en? Nogat tru. Mi tu mi man bilong Israel. Mi wanpela bilong ol lain tumbuna bilong Abraham. Mi man bilong lain bilong Benjamin. 2Dispela lain bipo tru God i tok pinis long ol bai i stap lain manmeri bilong en, em i no bin givim baksait long ol. Ating yupela i no save long stori bilong Elaija i stap long buk bilong God? Elaija i beten long God na i kotim ol Israel. Em i tok olsem, 3“Bikpela, ol i bin kilim i dai ol profet bilong yu. Ol i bin brukim ol alta bilong yu. Na mi wanpela tasol i stap, na nau ol i laik kilim mi tu i dai.” 4Tasol God i bekim wanem tok long em? Em i tok olsem, “I gat 7,000 man bilong mi yet i stap, em ol man i no bin brukim skru long giaman god Bal na lotu long em.” 5Olsem tasol nau long dispela taim tu i gat hap lain i stap, God i bin marimari long ol na makim ol bilong em yet. 6Em i marimari long ol na makim ol. Em i no tingting long wok ol i mekim na em i makim ol. Sapos ol i mekim wok na God i makim ol, orait dispela samting yumi kolim marimari, em i no marimari tru. 7Olsem na bai yumi tok wanem? Dispela samting ol Israel i hatwok long kisim, em ol i no bin kisim. God i makim sampela manmeri tasol bilong lain bilong ol, na ol i kisim. Na ol arapela, bel bilong ol i pas pinis, 8olsem buk bilong God i tok, “God i mekim ol i stap olsem man i slip i dai tru. Em i mekim ai bilong ol i no inap lukluk, na yau bilong ol i no inap harim tok. Na ol i stap olsem i kam inap nau.” 9Na Devit tu i tok long dispela olsem, “Taim ol i bung long bikpela kaikai, mi laik bai dispela taim i ken kamap samting bilong bagarapim ol, olsem umben i holimpas abus, na olsem hul ol i ken pundaun long en na olsem ston bilong sutim lek bilong ol, bilong bekim pe nogut long ol. 10Mekim ai bilong ol i tudak, bai ol i no inap lukluk moa. Na yu ken bagarapim baksait bilong ol, bai ol i no inap sanap strong. Na ol i ken i stap olsem oltaim.” 11Olsem na mi laik askim. Taim ol Israel i bin pundaun, ating ol i bagarap na lus olgeta? Nogat tru. Ol i bin givim baksait long God, na long dispela rot God i kisim bek ol arapela lain. God i laik bai ol Israel i lukim dispela gutpela pasin em i mekim long ol arapela lain na bai ol i bel nogut na mangal long ol. 12Taim ol Israel i bin givim baksait long God, God i helpim moa yet olgeta manmeri bilong graun. Na taim ol Israel i lusim pasin bilong God, God i mekim gutpela pasin tru long ol arapela lain. Olsem na sapos olgeta Israel i kam bek long God, yumi save God bai i mekim gutpela pasin moa moa yet long olgeta lain manmeri. 13Orait nau mi laik givim tok long yupela ol manmeri bilong ol arapela lain. God i salim mi i go bilong mekim wok namel long yupela, na mi save amamas tru long dispela wok mi mekim, 14long wanem, mi laik kirapim tingting bilong ol wanlain bilong mi long ol i ken mangalim ol gutpela pasin God i bin mekim long yupela. Na long dispela pasin mi laik kisim bek sampela bilong ol. 15Taim God i rausim ol Israel, em i mekim ol manmeri bilong graun i kamap wanbel wantaim em. Olsem na sapos God i kisim bek ol Israel, yumi save em bai i mekim ol manmeri i dai pinis i kirap bek long matmat. 16Taim ol i wokim bret long namba wan hap plaua bilong wit, ol i save kisim wanpela bret na givim long God olsem ofa. Na long dispela pasin ol i mekim olgeta arapela bret tu i kamap samting bilong God. Na sapos rop bilong diwai em i bilong God, orait ol han bilong en tu i bilong God. 17Ol Israel i olsem wanpela gutpela diwai oliv, na God i bin brukim na rausim sampela han bilong en. Na yupela ol arapela lain i olsem ol han bilong diwai oliv nating bilong bus, na God i bin kisim yupela na skruim yupela long gutpela diwai oliv bilong kisim ples bilong ol dispela han em i bin brukim. Na nau yupela i save kisim gris long rop bilong gutpela diwai oliv wankain olsem ol arapela han, na yupela i stap gut. 18Olsem na yupela i no ken ting yupela i gutpela tru na i winim ol han tru bilong dispela diwai. Sapos yupela i gat tingting olsem, mobeta yupela i tingting gut pastaim. Yupela ol han i no save givim gris long rop bilong diwai. Nogat. Rop i save givim gris long yupela. 19Tasol ating yupela bai i tok olsem, “God i bin brukim dispela ol han, bai em i ken skruim mipela long ples bilong ol.” 20Tru, God i bin mekim olsem. Tasol as bilong dispela pasin God i bin mekim, em i olsem. Ol i no bilip, olsem na em i brukim ol. Na yupela i bilip, olsem na yupela i stap gut. Olsem na yupela i mas lukaut, nogut yupela i bikhet na apim nem bilong yupela yet. Mobeta yupela i pret. 21Tingim. Bipo, God i no larim ol han tru i stap. Na olsem tasol, sapos yupela i bikhet, em bai i no larim yupela tu. 22Yupela i mas tingting gut, God i save mekim gutpela pasin na hatpela pasin tu. Ol man i lusim pasin bilong en, em i save mekim save long ol. Tasol em i mekim gutpela pasin long yupela, sapos yupela i stap strong long gutpela pasin bilong en. Sapos nogat, orait em bai i katim yupela tu. 23Na dispela ol arapela han bipo em i bin katim, sapos ol i bilip, orait God bai i skruim ol tu i go bek long diwai. Yes, God em inap long skruim ol i go bek gen. 24Yupela i save, bipo yupela i stap han bilong diwai oliv bilong bus, na God i katim yupela na skruim yupela long gutpela diwai oliv, em i no diwai bilong yupela stret. Olsem na tru tumas, em bai inap kisim ol han bilong dispela diwai yet na skruim ol i go bek long dispela diwai pastaim ol i bin i stap long en. 25Ol brata, mi laik bai yupela i mas save long wanpela tok hait. Nogut yupela i ting yupela i gat bikpela save tru. Olsem na mi autim dispela tok hait long yupela. Em i olsem. Bel na tingting bilong hap lain bilong ol Israel i pas pinis, na ol bai i stap olsem i go inap long dispela taim ol manmeri bilong ol arapela lain ol inapim dispela namba God i bin makim pinis long hamas bilong ol bai i stap insait long lain manmeri bilong en. 26Na long dispela rot God bai i kisim bek olgeta Israel, olsem buk bilong God i tok, “Man bilong sambai long ol Israel na helpim ol, em bai i kirap long Jerusalem na i kam, na em bai i mekim olgeta manmeri bilong lain bilong Jekop i lusim pasin bilong sakim tok bilong God. 27Na long dispela taim bai mi mekim kontrak wantaim ol long pinisim tru ol sin bilong ol.” 28Ol Israel i bin givim baksait long gutnius bilong Jisas, olsem na ol i stap olsem birua bilong God, na dispela i helpim yupela ol manmeri bilong ol arapela lain. Tasol bipo yet God i makim ol long i stap ol manmeri bilong en, na em i laikim ol yet. Em i ting long ol tumbuna bilong ol na em i mekim olsem. 29Sapos God i singautim ol man i kam long em, na em i givim ol gutpela samting long ol, orait bihain em i no save senisim tingting bilong en. 30Bipo yupela i save sakim tok bilong God, tasol nau ol Israel i sakim tok, na long dispela rot yupela i bin kisim marimari bilong God. 31Olsem tasol, nau ol Israel i sakim tok bilong God, tasol long dispela marimari yupela i bin kisim, nau ol tu i ken kisim marimari bilong God. 32God i bin larim pasin bilong sakim tok i kalabusim olgeta man, long wanem, em i laik soim marimari bilong en long olgeta man. 33Olaman! Ol gutpela pasin bilong God na tingting na save bilong en i pulap tru, na i daun tumas olsem solwara! Yumi man i no inap tru long painim as bilong olgeta tingting bilong en. Yumi no inap tru long bihainim olgeta rot bilong en. 34Olsem tok i stap long buk bilong God, “Husat i save pinis long tingting bilong Bikpela? Husat i bin givim tingting long em?” 35Na “husat i bin givim samting long God pastaim na bai God i mas bekim samting long em?” Nogat tru. 36God yet i mekim kamap olgeta samting, na em i as bilong olgeta samting. Na olgeta samting i bilong em wanpela tasol. Yumi mas litimapim nem bilong em oltaim oltaim. I tru.


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text: 1Ol i pasim tok pinis long mipela i mas kisim sip na i go long kantri Itali. Na ol i putim Pol wantaim ol arapela kalabus long han bilong wanpela kepten bilong 100 soldia. Nem bilong dispela kepten em Julius, na em i bilong lain ami bilong Sisar. 2Mipela i kalap long wanpela sip bilong taun Adramitium. Dispela sip i laik i go long ol pasis bilong ol taun bilong provins Esia. Orait mipela i luslain na i go. Aristarkus bilong taun Tesalonaika long provins Masedonia em i go wantaim mipela. 3Long de bihain mipela i go anka long taun Saidon, na Julius i mekim gutpela pasin long Pol. Em i orait long Pol i go lukim ol pren bilong en na kisim kaikai samting long ol. 4Orait bihain mipela i lusim Saidon, na win i sakim mipela, olsem na sip i ran i go baksait long ailan Saiprus. 5Orait mipela i go brukim solwara klostu long provins Silisia na Pamfilia, na bihain mipela i kamap long taun Maira bilong provins Lisia. 6Long dispela taun kepten bilong ol soldia i lukim wanpela sip bilong taun Aleksandria i stap, na em i laik i go long Itali. Na em i bringim mipela i go long dispela sip. 7Orait mipela i luslain, na sip i ran isi isi inap long sampela de, long wanem strongpela win i wok long sakim mipela. Ol boskru i hatwok tru na mipela i go kamap klostu long taun Nidus, tasol win i pasim mipela, na mipela i no inap i go moa. Olsem na mipela i tanim na i go long ailan Krit, klostu long poin Salmone, na mipela i go olgeta long hapsait bilong ailan. 8Ol boskru i hatwok na mipela i ran bihainim nambis bilong Krit. Na bihain mipela i kamap long wanpela ples, ol i kolim Gutpela Pasis, em i stap klostu long taun Lasea. 9Planti de i lus, na bikpela de bilong ol Juda i tambu long kaikai, em i go pinis. Na si i nogut tru, olsem na Pol i tokim ol olsem, 10“Yupela ol man, harim. Mi save, sapos yumi go nau, bai yumi painim taim nogut tru, na planti samting bai i lus. I no ol kago na sip tasol bai i lus. Nogat. Yumi bai lusim laip bilong yumi tu.” 11Tasol kepten bilong ol soldia i no harim dispela tok bilong Pol. Nogat. Em i bihainim tingting bilong kepten bilong sip na bilong papa bilong sip. 12Dispela pasis em i no gutpela ples bilong sip i stap long en na hait long ol bikpela win. Olsem na planti man long sip ol i pasim tok long ol i laik lusim dispela ples na i go. Sapos ol inap, ol i laik i go kamap long Finiks na i stap long dispela ples long taim bilong bikpela win. Finiks em i wanpela pasis i stap long hap saut bilong ailan Krit, na em i lukluk i go long hap bilong san i go daun. 13Orait win bilong hap saut i kirap, na em i no strong tumas. Olsem na ol i ting ol inap ran gut i go long dispela pasis ol i toktok long en. Olsem na ol i pulim anka na ol i ran i go klostu tru long nambis bilong Krit. 14Tasol i no longtaim na wanpela strongpela win i kirap, em win ol i kolim win bilong hap not. Dispela win i kam long hapsait bilong ailan Krit 15na i sakim sip strong tru. Ol boskru i laik tanim sip na i go bek, tasol ol i no inap. Olsem na ol i larim win i sakim sip i go. 16Mipela i ran i go long hap saut bilong wanpela liklik ailan, ol i kolim Kauda. Na taim ailan i pasim win liklik, mipela i hatwok tru long pulim dingi i kam klostu long sip. Orait ol boskru i pulim dingi i kam antap long sip na ol i pasim strong. Na bihain ol i tromoi ol baklain i go aninit long sip na taitim strong bilong strongim sip. Ol i pret tu, nogut ol i ran i go pas long wesan i stap namel long solwara klostu long Afrika, olsem na ol i daunim sel na larim win i sakim sip i go. 18Win na bikpela si i sakim mipela strong tumas, olsem na long de bihain ol boskru i stat long tromoi ol kago i go long solwara. 19Na long de namba 3, ol boskru i wari tru na ol i stat long tromoi ol sel na mas samting bilong sip. 20Planti de mipela i no lukim san na ol sta, na bikpela win tru i sakim mipela oltaim. Olsem na bihain mipela i no moa ting mipela bai i stap gut. Nogat. Mipela i ting mipela olgeta bai i lus. 21Planti de ol man i no kisim kaikai, na bihain Pol i sanap namel long ol na i tok olsem, “Yupela ol man, sapos yupela i bin bihainim tok bilong mi na yupela i no lusim ailan Krit, orait yumi bai i no inap painim dispela taim nogut, na olgeta samting bai i no inap lus. 22Tasol nau mi tokim yupela olsem, yupela i ken bel isi, long wanem, i no gat wanpela man bilong yumi bai i lus. Sip tasol bai i lus. 23Mi man bilong God, na mi save lotu long em. Na long dispela nait ensel bilong God i bin kam sanap klostu long mi, 24na em i tok olsem, ‘Pol, yu no ken pret. Yu mas i go sanap long pes bilong Sisar. Na harim. God i harim beten bilong yu, na olgeta man i stap wantaim yu long sip, ol bai i no inap lus.’ 25Ensel i tok olsem, olsem na yupela ol man, yupela i no ken pret. Mi bilip long God bai i mekim olgeta samting i kamap olsem em i tokim mi. 26Tasol yumi mas larim sip i ran i go, na win bai i sakim sip i go pas long wanpela ailan.” 27Orait long namba 14 nait mipela i trip i go long biksolwara Mediterenian. Na klostu long 12 klok long nait ol boskru i pilim olsem sip i kamap klostu long wanpela nambis. 28Olsem na ol i tromoi meta bilong painimaut solwara i daun tru o nogat, na ol i metaim 40 mita. Na sip i go liklik moa, na ol i tromoi meta gen na metaim 30 mita. 29Na ol i pret, nogut sip i ran i go pas long ples i gat ston na i bruk olgeta. Olsem na ol i tromoi 4-pela anka long stan bilong sip. Na ol i beten long san i ken kamap kwiktaim. 30Ol boskru i laik painim rot bilong lusim sip. Olsem na ol i slingim dingi i go daun, na ol i giaman olsem ol i laik tromoi ol anka long poret bilong sip. 31Tasol Pol i tokim kepten wantaim ol soldia olsem, “Sapos ol dispela man i no i stap long sip, orait yupela bai i lus.” 32Olsem na ol soldia i katim baklain i holim dingi na em i pundaun long solwara na trip i go. 33Klostu san i laik kamap, na Pol i givim tok long olgeta man. Em i laik kirapim ol long kisim sampela kaikai, na em i tok olsem, “Longtaim tumas bel bilong yupela i no sindaun gut, na yupela i no kaikai. Yupela i stap nating tasol, inap 14 de. 34Olsem na mi tokim yupela strong, yupela i mas kisim sampela kaikai. Em bai i strongim yupela. Harim. Yupela i no inap bagarap liklik. Nogat. Yupela olgeta bai i stap gut.” 35Em i tok olsem, na em i kisim bret na long pes bilong ol em i tenkyu long God. Na em i brukim bret na i stat long kaikai. 36Olsem na olgeta man ol i belgut, na ol tu i kisim sampela kaikai. 37Mipela man i stap long sip, mipela inap 276 man olgeta. 38Ol i kaikai inap pinis, orait ol i tromoi wit i go long solwara, bai sip i no ken hevi tumas. 39San i kamap, na ol boskru i lukim dispela nambis mipela i kamap long en, tasol ol i no save, em nambis bilong wanem hap graun. Ol i lukim wanpela pasis i go insait moa na i gat gutpela wesan long en. Na ol i ting, sapos ol inap, ol i laik mekim sip i ran i go sua long dispela nambis. 40Olsem na ol i katim baklain bilong olgeta anka na lusim i stap long solwara. Na ol i lusim ol baklain ol i bin pasim tupela bikpela pul ol i save stiaim sip long en. Na ol i pulim ol sel i go antap bilong kisim win, na sip i ran i go olsem long nambis. 41Tasol sip i go antap long wanpela wesan i stap namel long solwara, na i pas long en. Poret bilong sip i pas strong tumas long wesan na i stap. Na si i wok long paitim stan bilong sip na i brukim. 42Orait ol soldia i ting long kilim ol kalabus i dai, nogut ol i swim i go na i ranawe. 43Tasol kepten bilong ol soldia i laik helpim Pol, olsem na em i tambuim ol soldia long ol i no ken kilim ol kalabus. Em i tokim olgeta man i save swim, long ol i mas kalap long solwara na i go sua pastaim. 44Na ol arapela man i mas holim ol plang na ol hap bilong sip i bruk, na ol i mas trip i go sua. Orait ol i mekim olsem kepten i tok, na olgeta bilong mipela i kamap long nambis. I no gat wanpela i lus.

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text: 1Mi mas litimapim nem bilong Bikpela. God, Bikpela bilong mi, yu antap tru. Yu nambawan king na yu gat biknem. 2Yu save karamapim yu yet long lait olsem man i karamapim skin bilong en long laplap. Na yu putim skai na olgeta sta i stap, olsem man i sanapim haus sel na taitim em long baklain na i stap. 3Na yu wokim haus bilong yu long wara antap. Ol klaut i olsem karis bilong yu, na win i save karim yu i go. 4Yu save salim win na win i bringim tok bilong yu i go. Na yu save mekim lait bilong klaut i kamap wokman bilong yu. 5Yu bin putim dispela graun i stap long ples bilong en, na graun i stap strong olgeta. Em i no inap surik liklik. Nogat tru. 6Yu bin putim solwara i stap na i karamapim graun. Na wara i karamapim olgeta maunten. 7Tasol bihain yu tok strong long solwara na em i ranawe i go. Solwara i harim yu i singaut strong, na i ran i go olgeta. 8Solwara i lusim olgeta maunten na ran i go long ples daun. Yu makim dispela hap bilong solwara i ken i stap long en na nau em i stap olsem. 9Yu putim mak pinis na solwara i no ken kalapim dispela mak. Olsem na solwara i no inap karamapim olgeta graun gen. 10Yu save mekim wara i kamap long ol hul bilong graun long ples daun namel long ol maunten, na yu mekim wara i ran i go daun long ples stret. 11Ol wel abus i save dring long dispela wara, na ol wel donki tu i save dring, na nek bilong ol i no drai moa. 12Ol pisin i save wokim haus long ol diwai i stap long arere bilong wara, na ol i sindaun long ol han bilong diwai na mekim toktok bilong ol. 13Yu stap long ples bilong yu antap na yu save salim ren i kam daun long ol maunten. 14Yu save mekim gras i kamap bilong ol bulmakau i ken kaikai, na olkain samting mipela manmeri i save planim, em tu yu mekim i kamap na mipela i kisim kaikai long en. 15Na mipela i ken planim diwai wain na wokim wain bilong dring, bai bel bilong mipela i amamas. Na mipela i ken kisim wel bilong diwai oliv na welim pes bai pes i lait. Na mipela i ken planim wit na wokim bret bilong kaikai na strongim bodi. 16Ren i save kam daun na ol diwai bilong Lebanon i save kisim planti wara. Ol dispela diwai sida i bilong Bikpela stret. Bipo em yet i planim. 17Ol pisin i save wokim haus long ol dispela diwai sida. Tasol pisin i gat longpela nek i save wokim haus long ol diwai pain. 18Ol wel meme i save wokabaut long ol bikpela maunten, na ol mumut i hait long ol bikpela ston bilong ples maunten. 19Yu bin wokim mun na em i save makim olgeta mun long yia. Na san i save long taim em i mas i go daun. 20Yu save mekim tudak i kamap, na long nait ol wel abus i save wokabaut. 21Ol yangpela laion i save painim abus na ol i save singaut strong moa. Ol i wok long painim abus yu laik givim ol. 22Taim san i kamap, ol i save go bek long hul bilong ol. 23Na ol man i save kirap na i go mekim wok bilong ol inap long san i go daun. 24Bikpela, yu bin wokim planti samting. Yu gat bikpela save na yu wokim olgeta dispela samting. Ol samting yu bin wokim i pulap tru long dispela graun. 25Solwara i bikpela tru, na planti bikpela pis na liklik pis na ol arapela samting i stap long en. Mipela i no inap kaunim. 26Ol sip i save go i kam long solwara, na ol traipela pis bipo yu wokim, ol tu i save swim na kalap kalap long solwara. 27Olgeta i save wet long yu long givim kaikai long ol long taim ol i hangre. 28Yu save givim kaikai long ol na ol i kaikai. Yu tasol yu givim ol na bel bilong ol i pulap. 29Yu givim baksait long ol na ol i save pret. Na taim yu rausim win long ol, ol i dai na kamap graun gen. 30Yu save givim win long ol na ol i kisim laip. Yu save mekim olgeta samting i kamap nupela long graun. 31Biknem na laik bilong Bikpela i mas i stap oltaim oltaim. Na Bikpela i ken amamas long olgeta samting em i bin wokim. 32Em i save lukluk long graun na graun i guria. Em i save putim han long ol maunten na smok i kamap long ol maunten. 33Taim mi stap laip, bai mi singim ol song long Bikpela. Bai mi singim ol song bilong litimapim nem bilong God bilong mi inap long taim mi dai. 34Em i save mekim mi i amamas, olsem na mi laik bai em i ken laikim song bilong mi. 35Bikpela, yu ken bagarapim olgeta manmeri i save mekim sin. Mi laik bai ol man nogut i lus tru. Mi mas litimapim nem bilong Bikpela. Litimapim nem bilong Bikpela!


text: 1Bikpela i tokim Moses olsem, 2“Nau yupela i mas kisim sampela silva na paitim long hama na wokim tupela biugel. Na yupela i mas winim dispela biugel long taim yu singautim ol manmeri i kam bung na long taim bilong redim ol samting bilong wokabaut. 3Taim yupela i winim tupela biugel longpela taim, orait olgeta manmeri i mas i kam bung long dua bilong haus sel bilong mi. 4Na sapos yupela i winim wanpela biugel tasol, orait olgeta lida tasol bilong olgeta lain i mas i kam na bung wantaim yu. 5Sapos yupela i winim biugel sotpela taim tasol, orait ol lain i save stap long hap sankamap bilong kem i mas kirap i go. 6Na sapos yupela i winim biugel sotpela taim gen, orait ol lain i save stap long hap saut i mas kirap i go. Yupela i mas winim biugel sotpela taim tasol bilong makim taim bilong lusim ples yupela i bin wokim kem long en. 7Tasol yupela i mas winim biugel longpela taim bilong singautim olgeta manmeri i kam bung. 8Ol pikinini man bilong Aron tasol, em ol pris, ol i gat wok bilong winim biugel. “Yupela na ol lain bilong yupela i kamap bihain i mas bihainim dispela lo. 9Taim ol birua i kamap bilong pait long yupela long graun bilong yupela yet, orait yupela i mas winim dispela biugel pastaim bilong kirapim ol man i go pait long ol birua. Sapos yupela i mekim olsem, orait mi God, Bikpela bilong yupela, bai mi tingting long yupela na mekim save long ol birua, bai ol i no inap daunim yupela. 10Na tu, long ol bikpela de bilong lotu, olsem long nupela mun na long ol arapela bikpela de, yupela i mas winim biugel long taim yupela i mekim ofa bilong paia i kukim olgeta na ofa bilong kamap wanbel. Na bai mi tingting long yupela na helpim yupela. Mi God, Bikpela bilong yupela, mi tok pinis.” 11Long de namba 20 bilong namba 2 mun bilong namba 2 yia bihain long ol Israel i lusim Isip, klaut i lusim haus sel bilong God na i go. 12Orait ol Israel i lukim na ol i kirap lusim ples drai bilong Sainai na wokabaut i go. Na klaut i go na sanap long ples drai bilong Paran. 13Bikpela i givim tok long Moses pastaim na Moses i tokim ol Israel long wokabaut, orait ol i kirap i go. 14Na ol lain Juda na Isakar na Sebulun i go pas. Ol i bruk long ol liklik lain na holim plak bilong ol na wokabaut i go. Na Nason, pikinini man bilong Aminadap, i stap hetman bilong dispela tripela lain. 15Na Netanel, pikinini man bilong Suar, i stap hetman bilong lain Isakar. 16Na Eliap, pikinini man bilong Helon, i stap hetman bilong lain Sebulun. 17Ol lain Gerson na Merari bilong lain Livai ol i bihainim dispela tripela lain. Ol i kisim haus sel wantaim ol samting bilong en na karim i go. 18Bihain long dispela, ol manmeri bilong lain Ruben na Simeon na Gat i bruk long ol liklik lain na holim plak bilong ol na wokabaut i go. Na Elisur, pikinini man bilong Sedeur, i stap hetman bilong dispela tripela lain. 19Na Selumiel, pikinini man bilong Surisadai, i stap hetman bilong lain Simeon 20na Eliasap, pikinini man bilong Duel, i stap hetman bilong lain Gat. 21Na ol lain Kohat bilong lain Livai i karim ol samting bilong Rum Tambu na Rum Tambu Tru na i wokabaut i go bihainim ol dispela arapela lain. Na taim ol Kohat i kamap long ples bilong nupela kem, ol arapela Livai i kamap paslain, ol i sanapim pinis haus sel bilong God. Orait ol Kohat i givim ol samting ol i karim long ol pris na ol pris i putim insait long haus sel. 22Bihain ol manmeri bilong lain Efraim na Manase na Benjamin i bruk long ol liklik lain na holim plak bilong ol na wokabaut i go. Na Elisama, pikinini man bilong Amihut, i stap hetman bilong dispela tripela lain. 23Na Gamaliel, pikinini man bilong Pedasur, i stap hetman bilong lain Manase, 24na Abidan, pikinini man bilong Gideoni, i stap hetman bilong lain Benjamin. 25Bihain tru ol manmeri bilong lain Dan na Aser na Naptali i bruk long ol liklik lain na holim plak bilong ol na wokabaut i go. Na Ahieser, pikinini man bilong Amisadai, i stap hetman bilong dispela tripela lain. 26Na Pagiel, pikinini man bilong Okran, i stap hetman bilong lain Aser, 27na Ahira, pikinini man bilong Enan, i stap hetman bilong lain Naptali. 28Olgeta taim ol Israel i kirap lusim kem, ol i save lain olsem tasol na wokabaut i go. 29Ol i laik wokabaut na Moses i tokim tambu bilong en Hobap, pikinini man bilong Jetro bilong kantri Midian, olsem, “Nau bai mipela i kirap i go long dispela kantri bipo Bikpela i tok bai em i givim mipela. Em i promis pinis bai mipela i sindaun gut tru long dispela ples. Olsem na mi laik yu kam wantaim mipela na bai mipela i ken tilim planti gutpela samting long yu.” 30Tasol Hobap i tok, “Em i gutpela. Tasol maski, mi laik i go bek long ples bilong mi stret.” 31Na Moses i tok, “Sori tambu, yu no ken lusim mipela. Yu save wanem hap i gutpela bilong wokim kem long dispela bikpela ples drai na yu inap soim rot long mipela. 32Sapos yu kam wantaim mipela, orait mipela i ken skelim olgeta samting Bikpela i givim mipela na givim sampela long yu.” 33Ol manmeri i lusim maunten bilong Bikpela, em maunten Sainai, na ol i wokabaut inap tripela de. Na ol i karim Bokis Kontrak bilong Bikpela i go pas bilong painim ples bilong wokim kem. 34Taim ol i wokabaut, orait klaut bilong Bikpela i save stap antap long ol. Long olgeta de long san klaut i stap olsem tasol. 35Taim ol i laik karim Bokis Kontrak i go, Moses i save tok, “Bikpela, yu go pait long ol birua bilong yu na rausim ol nabaut, na mekim ol man i no laikim yu, ol i ranawe nabaut.” 36Na taim ol i malolo na putim Bokis Kontrak long graun, Moses i save tok, “Bikpela, yu mas kam bek long ol tausen tausen famili bilong mipela Israel.”


text: 1Bikpela, mi save stap wantaim yu, na ol birua i no inap bagarapim mi. Yu no ken larim ol i winim mi. 2Yu stretpela olgeta, olsem na yu ken helpim mi na kisim bek mi long han bilong ol birua. Yu ken harim prea bilong mi na kisim bek mi. 3Yu stap olsem strongpela banis, na olsem strongpela haus. Bai mi go insait na yu lukautim mi, long wanem, mi ken i go long yu tasol na mi hait. Yu tasol inap lukautim mi na mi stap gut. 4God bilong mi, kisim bek mi long han bilong ol man nogut. Ol i strong tumas na pasin bilong ol i nogut tru. 5Bikpela, mi save bilip long yu tasol. Mi yangpela yet na mi bilip long yu, na mi bilip yet inap long nau. 6Oltaim mi stap long han bilong yu tasol na mi wokabaut. Mama i karim mi na yu bin lukautim mi i kam inap long nau. Olsem na bai mi litimapim nem bilong yu oltaim. 7Planti manmeri i bin lukim mi na ol samting i kamap long mi, na ol i save, yu tasol yu strong tumas long lukautim mi. 8Long olgeta de mi save litimapim nem bilong yu na tokaut long biknem bilong yu long ol manmeri. 9Nau mi lapun pinis na mi no gat strong moa, orait nogut yu lusim mi na givim baksait long mi. 10Ol birua i laik kilim mi, na ol i kibung na pasim tok long bagarapim mi. 11Ol i tok olsem, “Goan, yumi ranim em na holimpas em. I no gat wanpela man i stap bilong helpim em. God i lusim em pinis.” 12Orait God, yu no ken i stap longwe long mi. God bilong mi, yu mas i kam hariap na helpim mi. 13Dispela ol man i sutim tok long mi, yu ken daunim ol na pinisim ol tru. Ol i laik bagarapim mi, olsem na yu mas paulim ol na mekim ol i sem nogut tru. 14Tasol bai mi bilip long yu oltaim na mi wet long yu i helpim mi. Bai mi litimapim nem bilong yu moa yet. 15Bai mi tokim ol manmeri long stretpela pasin yu bin mekim. Mi no save gut long as bilong olgeta samting yu bin mekim, tasol maski, long olgeta de bai mi tokim ol long yu bin kisim bek mi. 16God, Bikpela, bai mi tingim bikpela strong bilong yu na bai mi litimapim nem bilong yu. Bai mi autim tok olsem, “Bikpela tasol em i stretpela.” 17God, yu bin skulim mi long taim mi liklik yet na i kam inap long nau, na mi save tokaut yet long ol gutpela gutpela samting yu bin mekim. 18Nau mi lapun pinis na gras bilong mi i waitpela olgeta, tasol God, yu no ken lusim mi. Yu mas i stap wantaim mi na bai mi autim tok bilong bikpela strong bilong yu long ol lain manmeri i kamap bihain. 19God, stretpela pasin bilong yu inapim olgeta hap, na i stap ples klia long ai bilong olgeta manmeri. Yu bin mekim bikpela wok tru. I no gat wanpela man bilong graun i wankain olsem yu. Nogat. Yu winim olgeta. 20Yu bin salim olkain hevi i kam long mi. Tasol mi save, bai yu strongim mi gen. I olsem mi stap long matmat na yu kirapim mi gen. 21Bai yu mekim nem bilong mi i go bikpela moa yet, na bai yu mekim bel bilong mi i isi gen. 22Bai mi paitim gita na mekim musik bilong litimapim nem bilong yu. God bilong mi, yu no save lusim mi, na tok bilong yu i tru olgeta, olsem na bai mi litimapim nem bilong yu. God bilong Israel, yu God bilong mekim gutpela na stretpela pasin olgeta. Bai mi paitim gita na singim song bilong litimapim nem bilong yu. 23Mi mekim musik na bai mi amamas na singaut. Bai mi singim song long yu, na mi no singim long maus tasol. Nogat. Mi bai singim long olgeta tingting na bel wantaim, long wanem, yu kisim bek mi pinis. 24Olsem na long olgeta de bai mi tokaut long ol manmeri long stretpela pasin bilong yu. Long wanem, ol man i bin traim long bagarapim mi, tasol yu daunim ol na mekim ol i sem tru.


text: 1Nao bakegen Jisas i go insaed long haos blong prea, mo long ples ya i gat wan man i stap we i no save stretem han blong hem. 2Nao i gat sam man oli stap wajem Jisas blong faenemaot sam poen long hem. Oli wantem luk se bambae hem i mekem man ya i gud bakegen long Sabat dei, no nogat. 3Nao Jisas i talem long man ya se, “Ei, yu kam stanap long ples ya.” 4Nao Jisas i talem long olgeta se, “?Long Sabat dei, wanem fasin i stret long Loa? ?I stret blong mekem ol gudfala fasin, no blong mekem ol fasin nogud? ?I stret blong mekem man i laef, no blong kilim man i ded?” Be olgeta oli no save talem wan samting. 5Nao Jisas i stap luklukraon long olgeta, i kros long olgeta. Be hem i sore long olgeta tu from we hed blong olgeta i strong tumas. Nao hem i talem long man ya se, “Yu stretem han blong yu.” Nao man ya i stretem han blong hem, mo han blong hem i kam gud bakegen. 6Be ol Farisi oli go afsaed, mo wantaem nomo oli go joen wetem ol sapota blong ol laen blong King Herod, nao olgeta oli mekem toktok agens long Jisas blong traem faenem rod blong kilim hem i ded. 7Be Jisas wetem ol man blong hem oli aot long ples ya, oli godaon long bigfala lugun ya, mo plante man oli biaen long olgeta. Ol man ya oli aot long trifala distrik ya, Galili, 8mo Judia, mo Idumia, mo long taon ya Jerusalem, mo long ol ples long narasaed Jodan Reva i go, mo long ol ples klosap long tufala taon ya, Taea mo Saedon. Ol man ya oli harem nius blong ol samting ya we Jisas i stap mekem, nao oli kam blong luk hem. 9Mo from we i gat plante man tumas, Jisas i talem long ol man blong hem blong oli mekemrere wan bot, blong hem i sidaon long hem, blong bambae olgeta man ya oli no save pusum hem tumas. 10Hem i tok olsem from we hem i mekem plante sikman oli gud bakegen, nao olgeta sikman long ples ya oli stap puspusum olgeta blong kam tajem hem. 11Mo oltaem, taem ol man we oli gat devel i stap long olgeta oli luk Jisas, oli stap foldaon long fes blong hem, oli stap singaot bigwan se, “!Yu yu Pikinini blong God!” 12Be Jisas i stap tok strong long ol devel ya, i stap blokem olgeta blong oli no talemaot nem blong hem. 13Nao Jisas wetem ol man blong hem oli go antap long wan hil, mo hem i singaot olgeta oli kam long hem. 14Nao hem i jusumaot twelef man long olgeta mo i putum nem blong olgeta se aposol. Hem i putumap olgeta blong oli biaen long hem, mo blong i sanem olgeta oli go talemaot gud nius, 15mo blong oli gat paoa blong ronemaot devel long man. 16Nem blong ol twelef aposol ya i olsem. I gat Saemon, we Jisas i givim niufala nem blong hem se Pita. 17Mo i gat Jemes wetem brata blong hem Jon, we tufala i pikinini blong Sebedi. Jisas i givim niufala nem long tufala ya se Boanejes, we i min se Tanda, from we tufala i man blong faerap. 18Mo i gat Andru, mo Filip, mo Batolomiu, mo Matiu, mo Tomas, mo Jemes we i pikinini blong Alfeas. Mo i gat Tadeas, mo Saemon we bifo hem i joen long pati ya we i wantem sakemaot ol man Rom. 19Mo i gat Judas Iskariot, we biaen i letem Jisas i go long han blong ol enemi blong hem. 20Jisas i kambak long haos, nao plante man oli stap kam long hem bakegen, oli mekem we hem wetem ol man blong hem oli no gat spel nating, oli no gat taem blong kakae. 21Mo taem we ol famle blong hem oli harem nius blong samting ya, oli kam blong tekemaot hem, from we ol man oli stap talem se, “Man ya, hed blong hem i krangke ya.” 22Be sam tija blong Loa, we oli aot long Jerusalem oli kam long ples ya, oli stap talem se, “Bielsebul, jif blong ol devel, i stap long man ya, mo hem nao i givim paoa long hem blong i ronemaot devel long man.” 23Nao Jisas i singaot ol man ya oli kam klosap long hem, mo i talem wan parabol long olgeta se, “?Yufala i ting se Setan i save ronem Setan? !Nogat! 24Sipos ol man blong wan jif oli seraot, nao haf i agens long narafala haf, ol wok blong jif ya i no save stanap. 25Mo sipos long wan famle, ol man oli stap seraot long tu haf, famle ya i no save stap gud. 26Mo sipos ol man blong Setan oli stap agensem olgeta bakegen, nao oli stap seraot, ol wok blong Setan bambae i no save stanap, bambae i mas finis. 27”I no gat man we i save go insaed long haos blong wan strong man, blong tekemaot olting blong hem. Sipos hem i wantem mekem olsem, fastaem hem i mas fasemtaet strong man ya, nao biaen, hem i save go tekemaot olting blong hem. 28”Tru mi talem long yufala, bambae God i save tekemaot olgeta sin we man i mekem, mo olgeta tok nogud we man i talem agens long hem. 29Be tok nogud long Tabu Spirit, bambae God i no save tekemaot samting ya samtaem. Ol man we oli tok nogud olsem, oli gat sin we bambae i stap oltaem long olgeta, gogo i no save finis.” 30Jisas i tok olsem from we fastaem olgeta oli stap talem se, “Hem i gat wan devel i stap long hem.” 31Nao ol brata blong Jisas wetem mama blong hem oli kamtru long ples ya. Oli stap afsaed long haos, nao oli sanem tok i go long Jisas blong hem i kam luk olgeta. 32I gat plante man oli stap sidaon raonabaot long Jisas, nao oli talem long hem se, “Mama blong yu wetem ol brata mo ol sista blong yu oli stap afsaed, oli wantem luk yu.” 33Be Jisas i talem se, “?Hu i mama blong mi, mo hu i brata blong mi?” 34Nao hem i lukraon long olgeta we oli stap sidaon raon long hem, mo i talem se, “Yufala ya nao i mama blong mi, mo yufala i brata blong mi, 35from we man we i stap mekem ol samting we God i wantem, hem nao i brata blong mi, mo i sista blong mi, mo i mama blong mi.”


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Osenia
Osenia i kontinen. Osenia i gat planti ailan, na i gat em wanpela liklik kontinen, Ostrelia.
Kantri na hap-kantri long Osenia:
- Ostrelia
- Nofok Ailan - hap bilong Ostrelia
Melanesia papa belong pacifica
- Papua Niugini
- Wes Papua - provins bilong Indonesia i no hap lo melanesia
- Solomon Ailan
- Vanuatu
- Niu Kelidonia - hap bilong Pranis
- Fiji
- Niu Silan
- Tuvalu
- Tonga
- Samoa
- Amerikan Samoa - hap bilong Yunaitet Stet
- Tokelau - hap bilong Niusilan
- Niue - hap bilong Niusilan
- Wolis na Futuna Ailan - hap bilong Pranis
- Polinesia bilong Pranis - hap bilong Pranis
- Hawai - stet bilong Yunaitet Stet
- Pitken Ailan - hap bilong Yunaitet Kingdom
- Ista Ailan - provins bilong Chile
- Kiribas
- Nauru
- Ol Masol Ailan
- Federeted Stet bilong Maikronesia
- Palau
- Guam - hap bilong Yunaitet Stet
- Notan Mariana Ailan - hap bilong Yunaitet Stet
(Dispela pes Osenia em i liklik tumas. Yu inap raitim moa sapos yu laik halivim Wikipedia. Hau?)


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Planet
Planet (long Tok Inglis: "Planet") istap nem bilong olgeta ston i go nabaut San o narapela sta. Ol planet istap raun. mun istap nem bilong ol liklik ston i go nabaut planet. San bilong yumi i gat etpela planet. Piluto bin planet tasol nau olgeta manmeri bilong Estronomi i kolim dispela liklik planet. Istap tupela narapela liklik planet, Seres na Eris.
Nem "planet" i kam long Tok Girik: πλavήtnς (planetes). I min "welman" o "samting i go". Manmeri bilong Estronomi i got save long 209 narapela planet. Olgeta dispela i go nabaut narapela sta.
Ol I Go Nabaut San[senisim | edit source]
Nem bilong olgeta planet i go nabaut San i kam long nem bilong god bilong Rom. Nem bilong sampela Mun i kam long stori Shakespeare raitim.
Planet[senisim | edit source]
Dispela istap ol planet i go nabaut San. Numba wan istap kolstu long San.
Kain Long Planet[senisim | edit source]
Istap tupela kain long planet:
- Planet i Wankain long Giraun: Dispela Planet istap moa tru ston.
- Planet i Wankain long Jyupita: Dispela Planet istap moa tru simok.


text: 1Long dispela taim yupela Israel bai i singim song olsem, “Bikpela, mi litimapim nem bilong yu. Yu bin belhat long mi, tasol belhat bilong yu i pinis, na yu mekim gut long mi. Na nau bel bilong mi i stap gut. 2“God i bin kisim bek mi. Na bai mi bilip strong long em na mi no ken pret. God, Bikpela i save mekim mi i stap strong na mi singim song bilong litimapim nem bilong en. Long wanem, em i bin kisim bek mi.” 3Hul wara i no save pinis, em i save givim wara long ol samting, na ol i stap gut. Bikpela i olsem dispela wara i no save pinis. Oltaim em i save helpim yupela na mekim yupela i stap strong. Olsem na yupela bai i amamas long i go long Bikpela na askim em long helpim yupela. 4Na long dispela taim bai yupela i singim song olsem, “Kolim nem bilong Bikpela na singaut long em na tok tenkyu long em. Tokaut long olgeta lain manmeri long ol bikpela wok em i bin mekim, na tokim ol long em i gat biknem. 5Singim ol song na litimapim nem bilong Bikpela. Em i kisim biknem long ol gutpela gutpela wok em i mekim. Tokim olgeta lain manmeri long ol gutpela gutpela wok bilong en. 6God bilong Israel em i God bilong mekim gutpela na stretpela pasin olgeta. Em i gat biknem na em i stap wantaim yupela ol manmeri bilong Saion. Olsem na yupela i mas amamas na singaut strong na singim song long em.”


text: 1Yupela longlong man bilong Galesia, mipela i soim Jisas Krais pinis long yupela. I olsem ai bilong yupela yet i lukim em i hangamap i stap long diwai kros. Husat nau i paulim tingting bilong yupela? 2Mi laik askim yupela long wanpela samting tasol. Yupela i kisim Holi Spirit long wanem rot tru? Long rot bilong bihainim lo? O long rot bilong harim gutnius na bilip? 3Yupela i kamap longlong pinis, a? Yupela i bin statim wokabaut bilong yupela long strong bilong Holi Spirit, na nau yupela i laik pinisim long strong bilong yupela yet? 4Ating ol hevi bipo i kamap long yupela, em yupela i karim nating, a? Tasol mi no ting yupela i karim nating. 5God i givim Holi Spirit long yupela na i wokim ol mirakel namel long yupela. Bilong wanem em i mekim olsem? Em i ting long yupela i bihainim lo na em i mekim? O em i ting long yupela i bin harim gutnius na bilip na em i mekim olsem? 6Buk bilong God i gat tok olsem, “Abraham i bilipim tok bilong God, olsem na God i kolim em stretpela man.” 7Olsem na yupela i ken save olsem, ol man i bilip long gutnius, ol i pikinini tru bilong Abraham. 8Bipo yet God i save olsem, bihain ol arapela lain bai i bilip long gutnius, na em i ting long em bai i kolim ol stretpela manmeri. Olsem na bipo tru em i autim gutnius long Abraham, olsem buk bilong God i tok, “Long yu God bai i mekim gut long olgeta lain manmeri.” 9Abraham i bilip na God i bin mekim gut long em. Na olsem tasol God bai i mekim gut long olgeta manmeri i bilip. 10Tasol God bai i bagarapim olgeta man i ting pasin bilong bihainim lo em inap mekim ol i kamap stretpela manmeri long ai bilong God. Long wanem, buk bilong God i gat tok olsem, “Sapos wanpela man i no bihainim tru olgeta tok i stap long buk bilong lo, orait God i ken bagarapim dispela man.” 11Na buk bilong God i gat tok olsem, “Ol man i bilip, bai God i kolim ol stretpela man na ol bai i stap laip.” Na dispela tok i soim yumi klia olsem, i no gat rot bilong wanpela man i bihainim lo na God i kolim em stretpela man. 12Rot bilong bihainim lo, em i no samting bilong bilip. Nogat. Em i samting bilong em yet. Long wanem, buk bilong God i tok olsem, “Man i bihainim olgeta lo, em bai i stap laip.” 13Lo em i tok olsem, yumi olgeta man i no bihainim olgeta tok bilong lo, yumi mas bagarap. Tasol bilong helpim yumi, Krais yet i kisim dispela nem “man bilong bagarap” na em i kisim bek yumi. Buk bilong God i tok olsem, “Olgeta man i hangamap long diwai, God i lukim ol olsem man bilong bagarap tasol.” 14God i bin givim blesing long Abraham na tok long em bai i mekim gut long olgeta lain manmeri. Na long dispela wok Jisas Krais i bin mekim, nau dispela blesing i kamap pinis long olgeta lain manmeri, na yumi olgeta i ken bilip long gutnius na kisim Holi Spirit, olsem bipo God i bin tok. 15Ol brata, mi tok nau long pasin bilong yumi man. Sapos wanpela man i ting long em bai i dai, na em i raitim tok bilong skelim gut ol samting bilong en long ol pikinini bilong en, orait dispela tok bilong en i kamap olsem wanpela kontrak, na i no gat man i save skruim sampela tok moa long en, na i no gat man i save tok, “Yumi no ken bihainim tok bilong dispela kontrak.” 16Orait bipo God i bin tok long gutpela samting bai i kamap bihain. Dispela promis God i givim long Abraham wantaim pikinini bilong en. Buk bilong God i no tok olsem, “Long ol pikinini bilong yu.” Em i no tok long planti pikinini. Nogat. Em i tok long wanpela tasol, na i tok olsem, “Long pikinini bilong yu.” Dispela pikinini em Krais. 17As bilong tok bilong mi i olsem. Pastaim God i mekim kontrak wantaim Abraham. Na taim 430 yia i go pinis, orait lo i kamap. Dispela lo i kamap bihain tru, em i no inap rausim tok bilong dispela kontrak bipo God i bin mekim. Em i no inap pinisim dispela promis God i bin mekim bipo. 18Sapos yumi mas bihainim lo bilong yumi ken kisim ol samting God i bin makim bilong yumi, orait yumi no kisim long rot bilong promis. Tasol yumi save, God i bin mekim promis long em bai i givim dispela ol samting long Abraham. 19Sapos olsem, orait bilong wanem lo i stap? Em i olsem. God i laik bai as bilong sin em i ken kamap ples klia, olsem na bihain long em i givim promis pinis, God i givim lo tu. Na em i laik bai lo i stap inap long taim dispela pikinini i kamap, bipo God i bin promis long givim ol samting long em. God i givim dispela lo long ol ensel na ol i autim long wanpela namelman na namelman em i givim long yumi. 20Tasol sapos wanpela man em yet i laik mekim wanpela wok, em bai i no inap givim dispela wok long wanpela namelman. Orait God em i wanpela tasol, na em wanpela tasol i bin givim promis. 21Ating mi laik tok olsem lo em i olsem birua bilong ol promis God i bin mekim bipo? Nogat tru. Sapos God i bin givim narakain lo, em inap long givim laip long yumi, orait pasin bilong bihainim lo em inap long mekim yumi i kamap stretpela manmeri. 22Tasol buk bilong God i tok olsem, “Sin i kalabusim olgeta manmeri,” na God i larim dispela samting i kamap, bai yumi man i bilip long Jisas Krais yumi ken kisim dispela samting God i bin promis long givim long ol man i bilip long em. 23Taim bilong bilip i no kamap yet, orait lo i kalabusim yumi i stap. Na yumi stap kalabus inap taim bilong bilip i kamap ples klia pinis. 24Lo i stap olsem waspapa bilong yumi, bilong bringim yumi i kam long Krais, bai yumi ken bilip long gutnius na God i ken kolim yumi ol stretpela manmeri. 25Na nau taim bilong bilip i kamap pinis, na yumi no i stap aninit long dispela waspapa moa. 26Yupela olgeta i bilip long Krais Jisas na i pas wantaim em, na long dispela pasin yupela i kamap pikinini bilong God. 27Yupela ol manmeri i bin kisim baptais na i pas wantaim Krais, yupela olgeta i bin pasim Krais olsem man i pasim longpela klos bilong en. 28Na long lain bilong Krais, i no gat ol Juda na ol Grik. I no gat ol wokboi nating na ol man i stap fri. I no gat ol man na ol meri. Nau long Krais Jisas yupela olgeta i stap wanpela tru. 29Na sapos yupela i stap lain bilong Krais, orait yupela i stap pikinini bilong Abraham tu. Em yupela tasol ol lain bilong kisim ol dispela samting bipo God i bin promis long givim long ol lain bilong Abraham.


text: 1Mi Pol, wetem Saelas, mo Timoti, mitrifala i talem halo long yufala ol Kristin man long Tesalonaeka. Yufala i man blong God, Papa blong yumi, mo yufala i man blong Jisas Kraes, Masta blong yumi. 2Prea blong mitrifala we God, Papa blong yumi, wetem Jisas Kraes, Masta blong yumi, tufala bambae i stap givhan long yufala long gladhat blong tufala, tufala i putum pis i stap wetem yufala. 3Ol brata mo sista. Oltaem mitrifala i stap harem se mitrifala i mas talem tangkiu long God from yufala. Mo i stret nomo blong mifala i mekem olsem, from we oltaem, bilif blong yufala i stap kam strong moa, mo oltaem yufala evriwan i stap lavlavem yufala moa. 4From samting ya, mifala i stap talemaot long ol man blong jos blong God long evri ples we mifala i glad tumas long yufala. Mifala i talem olsem, from we oltaem yufala i stap stanap strong long Kristin laef blong yufala, mo yufala i stap holemtaet bilif blong yufala yet, nating we ol man afsaed oli stap ronem yufala, mo yufala i stap kasem plante trabol. 5Ol trabol ya we yufala i stap kasem, oli stap soemaot we fasin blong God blong jajem man i stret nomo. Naoia ol man oli mekem yufala i stap harem nogud long bodi blong yufala from we God i King blong yufala, be samting ya i blong soemaot we yufala i naf blong God i King blong yufala. 6Be long olgeta ya we oli stap mekem yufala i harem nogud, i stret nomo blong God i givimbak fasin ya long olgeta. 7Mo i stret nomo blong God i givim spel long yufala, we naoia yufala i stap harem nogud, mo long mitrifala tu. Hem bambae i mekem olsem long taem ya we Jisas, Masta blong yumi, bambae i aot long heven, i kamtru long yumi, wetem ol strong enjel blong hem, 8mo faea we i laet. Hem bambae i kam blong givim panis long olgeta we oli no save ona long God, mo long olgeta we oli no save obei long gud nius blong Jisas, Masta blong yumi. 9Panis we olgeta bambae oli kasem long Dei ya, bambae i no save finis samtaem. Masta blong yumi bambae i putumaot olgeta, nao bambae oli no save kam klosap long hem, oli no save kasem bigfala paoa blong hem we i blong heven. 10Long Dei ya, bambae Jisas i kamtru bakegen, blong bambae olgeta man we oli man blong hem oli presem hem, oli ona long hem. Mo long Dei ya, bambae yufala i joen wetem olgeta man ya blong hem, from we yufala i bilif finis long ol tok ya we mifala i talem. 11Nao from ol samting ya, oltaem mifala i stap prea from yufala. Mifala i stap askem long God blong yumi, blong hem i mekem yufala i naf blong folem ol fasin we hem i singaot yufala from. Mifala i stap askem long hem, blong hem i givhan long yufala long paoa blong hem, blong yufala i save mekem ol gudgudfala fasin we yufala i wantem, mo blong yufala i save finisim ol wok ya we yufala i stap mekem, from we yufala i bilif long hem. 12Nao from we God blong yumi, wetem Jisas Kraes, Masta blong yumi, tufala i stap givhan long yufala long gladhat blong tufala, yufala bambae i leftemap nem blong Jisas, mo hem bambae i leftemap nem blong yufala.


text: 1Na Jop i skruim tok moa olsem, 2“Sori tru, mi laikim tumas bai mi stap gut olsem bipo. Long dispela taim God i bin lukautim mi gut tru. 3Em i bin i stap olsem lam bilong rausim tudak na soim rot long mi wokabaut long en. 4Yes, mi laikim tumas bai mi stap yet olsem bipo, taim mi stap strongpela man yet. God i bin i stap gutpela pren bilong mi na i bin lukautim gut ol famili na haus samting bilong mi. 5Long dispela taim God I Gat Olgeta Strong i bin i stap yet wantaim mi na ol pikinini bilong mi i bin i stap klostu long mi. 6Na mi bin kisim planti susu long ol bulmakau na meme bilong mi. Na wel bilong oliv i bin pulap long ol tang mi bin wokim long ston. 7“Yes, long dispela taim bipo, mi stap wanpela hetman bilong taun na mi save go long bikpela ples bung klostu long dua bilong taun na sindaun wantaim ol hetman long ples bilong harim kot. 8Na taim ol yangpela man i lukim mi i wokabaut i kam, ol i save surik i go longwe long rot bilong mi. Na ol lapun i save kirap na sanap inap mi sindaun pinis, bilong givim biknem long mi. 9Na ol lida bilong ol manmeri i save pasim maus, bilong soim olsem ol i redi long harim tok bilong mi. 10Na ol bikman tu i pasim maus na i no toktok moa. 11“Taim ol manmeri i bin harim toktok bilong mi, ol i bin litimapim nem bilong mi. Na taim ol i lukim ol samting mi mekim, ol i save amamas long gutpela pasin bilong mi. 12Long wanem, mi bin helpim ol rabisman taim ol i singaut bilong kisim helpim. Na taim mi lukim ol pikinini, papa bilong ol i dai pinis, na i no gat man bilong helpim ol, mi yet mi bin helpim ol. 13Na mi bin helpim ol manmeri long taim ol i laik bagarap, na ol i bin tenkyu tru na askim God long mekim gut long mi. Na mi bin helpim ol meri, man bilong ol i dai pinis, na ol dispela meri i stap amamas na belgut tru. 14Oltaim mi bin bihainim gutpela na stretpela pasin, na dispela pasin i bin i stap olsem gutpela bilas mi putim long bodi bilong mi. 15Mi bin i stap olsem ai bilong soim rot long ol aipas, na mi olsem lek bilong helpim ol lek nogut long wokabaut. 16Na mi bin i stap olsem papa bilong ol rabisman na mi bin lukautim ol. Na mi bin helpim tok bilong ol man taim ol arapela i laik kotim ol na daunim ol. Maski mi no save long ol dispela man, mi bin sambai bilong helpim ol long kot. 17Mi bin pinisim strong bilong ol man bilong mekim pasin nogut, na kisim bek ol tarangu manmeri long han bilong ol. 18“Mi bin ting olsem, mi bai i stap longpela taim tru long dispela graun na bai mi sindaun isi long haus bilong mi yet na wetim i dai. 19Mi ting bai mi stap strong olsem wanpela diwai, ol rop bilong en i pulim planti wara, na wara bilong nait i mekim ol lip bilong en i kamap gutpela. 20Na bai mi amamas oltaim long strong bilong mi i stap yet, na bai mi go het long mekim ol strongpela wok. 21“Long taim mi bin autim tok long ol man long pasin ol i mas mekim, ol i bin pasim maus na putim yau gut long tok bilong mi. 22Tok bilong mi i bin i go insait tru long bel bilong ol, olsem ren i save go insait long graun. Na taim mi tok pinis, ol i no gat tok moa bilong skruim tingting mi bin autim. Nogat. 23Ol dispela man i putim yau gut tru long kisim tok bilong mi. Ol i amamas moa yet olsem ol man i amamas long lukim ren i pundaun bihain long taim bilong bikpela san. 24Na taim mi tok gude long ol man nating, ol i save kirap nogut long lukim wanpela bikman i toktok long ol. Na mi bin luk amamas na toktok na lap wantaim ol, na long dispela pasin mi bin strongim bel bilong ol. 25Mi bin i stap olsem hetman bilong ol na mi stiaim tingting bilong ol long pasin ol i mas bihainim. Mi bin i stap wantaim ol olsem king i stap wantaim ol lain ami bilong en. Na tu mi bin strongim ol olsem man i strongim bel bilong ol manmeri i krai long man i dai pinis.”


text: 1Joas i gat 7-pela krismas tasol long taim em i kamap king bilong Juda. Na em i stap king long Jerusalem inap 40 yia. Mama bilong Joas, em Sibia, bilong taun Berseba. 2Long taim pris Jehoiada i stap yet, Joas i save mekim stretpela pasin long ai bilong Bikpela. 3Na Jehoiada i makim tupela meri bilong King Joas. Orait Joas i maritim tupela na tupela i karim ol pikinini man na pikinini meri. 4Sampela yia bihain, Joas i tingting long stretim bek haus bilong Bikpela. 5Na em i bungim ol pris na ol Livai na i tokim ol olsem, “Yupela go long olgeta taun bilong Juda na tokim olgeta manmeri long givim mani bilong stretim haus bilong God bilong yumi. Yupela i mas mekim dispela wok long olgeta yia. Na nau yupela i mas i go hariap na kisim dispela mani.” Tasol ol Livai i no hariap long mekim dispela wok. 6Orait bihain Joas i singautim pris Jehoiada, dispela lida bilong ol pris na Livai, na i askim em olsem, “Bilong wanem yu no bin hariapim ol Livai long kisim takis mani long ol Juda na ol Jerusalem? Yupela i save, bipo Moses, wokman bilong Bikpela, wantaim ol manmeri bilong Israel i bin pasim tok long ol bai i givim dispela takis bilong lukautim ol wok bilong haus sel bilong Bikpela. Olsem na bilong wanem ol Livai i no i go kisim dispela takis?” 7Joas i laik mekim ol dispela wok, long wanem, taim dispela meri nogut Atalia i bin i stap kwin, ol lain bilong en i bin go insait long haus bilong Bikpela na bagarapim sampela samting. Na tu ol i bin kisim olgeta samting ol man i bin makim bilong Bikpela, na karim i go bilong mekim lotu long giaman god Bal. 8Orait na king i tokim ol Livai na ol i wokim wanpela bokis bilong putim mani, na ol i putim dispela bokis klostu long dua i go insait long banis bilong haus bilong Bikpela. 9Na ol i salim tok long olgeta manmeri bilong Jerusalem na bilong ol arapela hap bilong kantri Juda long bringim takis mani i kam long Bikpela. Ol i mas givim wankain takis olsem bipo Moses, wokman bilong God, i bin tokim ol Israel long givim long taim ol i stap long ples drai. 10Ol hetman wantaim ol manmeri i harim dispela tok na ol i wanbel tru. Na ol i bringim mani bilong ol i kam na putim long dispela bokis, na bokis i pulap. 11Na long olgeta de sapos ol Livai i lukim dispela bokis i pulap, orait ol i save karim i go long ol ofisa bilong king. Orait kuskus bilong king na wanpela ofisa bilong hetpris i save kam na kisim olgeta mani long bokis na bringim bokis i go bek long ples bilong en gen. Long dispela pasin ol i kisim planti mani bilong stretim haus bilong Bikpela. 12King Joas wantaim hetpris Jehoiada i save kisim dispela mani na givim long ol man i bosim wok bilong stretim haus. Ol dispela bosman i kisim ol kamda na ol man i save gut long wokim haus long ston, na tu ol i kisim ol man i save gut long wokim ol samting long ain na bras, na ol i tokim ol long stretim bek haus bilong Bikpela. 13Ol dispela lain wokman i wok hat tru na ol i stretim bek haus bilong God na haus i kamap gutpela na strongpela tru olsem bipo. 14Ol wokman i pinisim wok bilong stretim bek haus bilong Bikpela, na i gat hap gol na silva i stap yet. Orait ol bosman i kisim dispela gol na silva na givim long king wantaim Jehoiada. Na tupela i tokim ol arapela wokman long kisim dispela gol na silva na wokim ol samting bilong mekim ofa na ol plet bilong kukim paura bilong kamapim smok i gat gutpela smel, na ol plet na kap samting, na ol arapela samting bilong mekim wok insait long haus bilong Bikpela. Taim Jehoiada i stap yet, oltaim ol manmeri i save go long haus bilong Bikpela na mekim ol ofa bilong paia i kukim olgeta. 15Bihain Jehoiada i kamap lapun tru. Na taim em i gat 130 krismas pinis, orait em i dai. 16Na ol manmeri i tingim ol gutpela wok na pasin Jehoiada i bin mekim long ai bilong God. Em i bin mekim planti gutpela wok bilong helpim ol manmeri na bilong helpim wok bilong haus bilong God. Olsem na ol i planim em long matmat bilong ol king long Taun Bilong Devit. 17Taim Jehoiada i dai pinis, ol lida bilong Juda i grisim King Joas na em i bihainim tok bilong ol. 18Na king wantaim ol manmeri bilong Juda na Jerusalem i givim baksait long God, Bikpela bilong ol tumbuna bilong ol, na ol i no moa lotu long haus bilong Bikpela. Nogat. Ol i lotu long ol giaman god na long ol piksa bilong god meri Asera. Ol i mekim bikpela rong long ai bilong God, olsem na God i belhat long ol. 19Na Bikpela i salim ol profet i kam na givim strongpela tok long ol bilong mekim ol i kam bek long em. Tasol ol manmeri i bikhet moa na i no harim tok bilong ol profet. 20Orait na spirit bilong God i kamap strong long Sekaraia, pikinini man bilong pris Jehoiada. Na Sekaraia i go sanap antap long ples klia bai ol manmeri i lukim em, na em i tokim ol olsem, “God, Bikpela i tok, yupela i sakim pinis ol lo bilong em, na bai yupela i no inap i stap gut. Bilong wanem yupela i mekim dispela kain pasin? Yupela i bin givim baksait long God, olsem na em i givim baksait pinis long yupela tu.” 21King Joas wantaim ol ofisa bilong en i no laikim dispela tok bilong Sekaraia, na ol i pasim tok long kilim em i dai. Orait na king i tok na ol man i tromoi ston long Sekaraia na kilim em i dai long ples bung insait long banis i raunim haus bilong Bikpela. 22King i no tingim ol gutpela pasin pris Jehoiada, papa bilong Sekaraia, i bin mekim long em. Nogat. Em i kilim nating Sekaraia. Taim Sekaraia i laik i dai, em i tok olsem, “Bikpela i ken lukim dispela samting yupela i mekim na em i ken mekim save long yupela.” 23Long taim dispela yia i laik pinis na nupela yia i laik kamap, orait ol ami bilong kantri Siria i kam pait long King Joas. Ol i kamap long kantri Juda na long biktaun Jerusalem na ol i pait na winim ami bilong Joas. Na ol Siria i kilim i dai olgeta hetman na ol i kisim planti gutpela samting bilong ol Juda na karim i go bek long taun Damaskus na givim long king bilong Siria. 24Dispela ol samting i kamap, long wanem, ol Juda i bin givim baksait long God, Bikpela bilong ol tumbuna bilong ol. Olsem na Bikpela i larim liklik lain soldia tasol bilong Siria i kam pait long bikpela lain soldia bilong Juda na winim ol. Na long dispela pasin Bikpela i mekim save long King Joas. 25Joas i bin kisim bikpela bagarap tru long dispela pait. Na taim pait i pinis, na ol Siria i go bek long ples bilong ol, orait sampela ofisa bilong king i ting long Joas i bin kilim i dai ol pikinini man bilong pris Jehoiada. Olsem na ol i pasim tok long kilim Joas i dai, bilong bekim rong bilong en. Na bihain ol i kilim em i dai long taim em i slip i stap long bet bilong en. Na ol man i planim bodi bilong en long Taun Bilong Devit, tasol ol i no planim em long matmat bilong ol king. 26Nem bilong tupela man i bin kilim king, em Sabat na Jehosabat. Mama bilong Sabat, em Simeat, wanpela meri bilong lain Amon, na mama bilong Jehosabat, em Simrit, wanpela meri bilong lain Moap. 27Ol stori bilong ol pikinini man bilong Joas na bilong olgeta tok profet i bin autim long Joas bai i bagarap, na ol stori bilong Joas i bin wokim gen haus bilong Bikpela, olgeta i stap long wanpela buk ol i kolim, Sampela As Tok Bilong Ol Stori Bilong Ol King. Joas i dai pinis na Amasia, pikinini man bilong en, i kisim ples bilong en na i kamap king.


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Friday, 15 July 2011
Flying fox na spider koros
From: Elizabeth Seseare
Flying fox na spider koros cos flying fox stuck lo web blo spider na spider tokim flying fox-osem na mipla sa tok raun lo sun na ba u lukluk gut..na flying fox tokim spider u too lukluk gut na tromai fishin net blo u,meikim na m kam pas lo diwai......=]
Flying fox na spider koros cos flying fox stuck lo web blo spider na spider tokim flying fox-osem na mipla sa tok raun lo sun na ba u lukluk gut..na flying fox tokim spider u too lukluk gut na tromai fishin net blo u,meikim na m kam pas lo diwai......=]
Posted by Martin Maden at 15:15 3 comments Links to this post
Labels: Animal Instincts
'Na Yu Tu Sanap lo bris yah!'
From: Emmanuel Narokobi
Tupela man i ron kam lo wanpela bris (bridge), wanpela em waitman na kam lo wanpela sait na narapela em has ples blo PNG na em kam lo narapela sait. Na yu save olsem dispela em wanpela liklik bris tumas olsem na ol ron kam lo kar blong ol na ol bump lo namel. Ol wokim traipela kros nau. Waitman belhat na singaut, 'You Son of a Bitch, Look at What You've Done?'. Man PNG tu belhat na bekim, 'Na Yu Tu Sanap lo bris yah!'
Tupela man i ron kam lo wanpela bris (bridge), wanpela em waitman na kam lo wanpela sait na narapela em has ples blo PNG na em kam lo narapela sait. Na yu save olsem dispela em wanpela liklik bris tumas olsem na ol ron kam lo kar blong ol na ol bump lo namel. Ol wokim traipela kros nau. Waitman belhat na singaut, 'You Son of a Bitch, Look at What You've Done?'. Man PNG tu belhat na bekim, 'Na Yu Tu Sanap lo bris yah!'
Posted by Martin Maden at 15:02 1 comments Links to this post
Honey I tickle you, you tickle me and...
From: Freda T Talao Jr
1pla meri PNG maretim waitman na tupla gat haus igat swimming pool. Taim tupla laik go swim tupla save hamamas na pilai igo ikam namel long tupla yet. 1pla taim tupla swim stap na pokim pokim sait blo tupela yet na kirap nogut meri ya kapupu insait long wara and bubble kamap antap long wara. Waitman blo em kirap nogut na askim "honey what's that?" Na em pointim go olsem long wara bubble baksait long meri blo em. Na meri tok "Honey I tickle you, you tickle me and I "pepe win"... lol
1pla meri PNG maretim waitman na tupla gat haus igat swimming pool. Taim tupla laik go swim tupla save hamamas na pilai igo ikam namel long tupla yet. 1pla taim tupla swim stap na pokim pokim sait blo tupela yet na kirap nogut meri ya kapupu insait long wara and bubble kamap antap long wara. Waitman blo em kirap nogut na askim "honey what's that?" Na em pointim go olsem long wara bubble baksait long meri blo em. Na meri tok "Honey I tickle you, you tickle me and I "pepe win"... lol
Posted by Martin Maden at 14:55 0 comments Links to this post
Labels: It runs in the family
Mama karim mi long season blo Laulau
From: Lamila Wali
Wanpla lapun mahn go long hausik long kisim marasin bicos em e pilim sik. Sister long hausik e askim em; "Papa, wanem date of birth blo you"? lapun mahn e bekim olsem; " Pikini, day na date mi no save, tasol mi tingim olsem mama karim mi lo season blo Laulau"!! hahaha..
Wanpla lapun mahn go long hausik long kisim marasin bicos em e pilim sik. Sister long hausik e askim em; "Papa, wanem date of birth blo you"? lapun mahn e bekim olsem; " Pikini, day na date mi no save, tasol mi tingim olsem mama karim mi lo season blo Laulau"!! hahaha..
Posted by Martin Maden at 14:51 0 comments Links to this post
Labels: Independence Selection, Ummm... Ino olsem
Hostile, pig style, dok style
From: Mohd Aiman
Wanpla turist laik go hagen show na em kalap long balus na sindaun klostu wantaim wanpla kange,,balus go antap nau,,turist askim,,,hamas save yu gat long PNG,,na em bekim o mistap Mosbi,,pikini meri wok Lae, Pikini man marit Rabaul mix Buka,,na liklik sikul wewak,,na turist tok,,na yu save raun lukim ol pikini tu,,na kange bekim yes,,turist tok,,ating yu must know more about your geography (ples ground long PNG) na kange tok yes yah,,na turist tok,,I like PNG its a hostile country,,,kange bekim,,yu name it,,hostile, pig style, dok style na kain kain style too em stap stap,,,
Wanpla turist laik go hagen show na em kalap long balus na sindaun klostu wantaim wanpla kange,,balus go antap nau,,turist askim,,,hamas save yu gat long PNG,,na em bekim o mistap Mosbi,,pikini meri wok Lae, Pikini man marit Rabaul mix Buka,,na liklik sikul wewak,,na turist tok,,na yu save raun lukim ol pikini tu,,na kange bekim yes,,turist tok,,ating yu must know more about your geography (ples ground long PNG) na kange tok yes yah,,na turist tok,,I like PNG its a hostile country,,,kange bekim,,yu name it,,hostile, pig style, dok style na kain kain style too em stap stap,,,
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Labels: Independence Selection
Singsing lo ol baby tasol
From: David Putulan
Wanpela lapun harim wanpela tolai rock band singsing lo Meri na em tok ' ol png band save singsing lo ol meri tumas..ol waitman orait..ol save singsing lo ol baby tasol' ha ha
Wanpela lapun harim wanpela tolai rock band singsing lo Meri na em tok ' ol png band save singsing lo ol meri tumas..ol waitman orait..ol save singsing lo ol baby tasol' ha ha
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Ninja Congregation
From: Gray Puinam
Pasto askim congragatson blo m lo church na no save spak man to m stap. m singaut: umi olgeta lo hea u sait em karem pawa? ol man singaut, Jesus. spak man stap baksit mete singaut cam, PNG Powa. ol man meri ol tanim fes go lo m. na pasto singaut ken, u sait m karem pawa? olgeta singaut gen, Jesus na spak ma sigaun gen, PNG powa. nau bel blo pasto m kaskas nau. nau m singaut 3rd one nau. u sait i gat powa? olget sinagaut Jesus na sipak man singaut PNG powa gen nau pasto kiram na tok: I cast u in da naim of Jesus! sipak man singaut: cam n I blok it, na crosim han blo m.
Pasto askim congragatson blo m lo church na no save spak man to m stap. m singaut: umi olgeta lo hea u sait em karem pawa? ol man singaut, Jesus. spak man stap baksit mete singaut cam, PNG Powa. ol man meri ol tanim fes go lo m. na pasto singaut ken, u sait m karem pawa? olgeta singaut gen, Jesus na spak ma sigaun gen, PNG powa. nau bel blo pasto m kaskas nau. nau m singaut 3rd one nau. u sait i gat powa? olget sinagaut Jesus na sipak man singaut PNG powa gen nau pasto kiram na tok: I cast u in da naim of Jesus! sipak man singaut: cam n I blok it, na crosim han blo m.
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Don't baby me
From: Lynn Kewa Ravu
Wanpla sumatin go bek lo ples na mitim gf blo em....tupla stori na man tokim meri " I love you baby" meri kirap na tok "dont baby me like you born me"
Wanpla sumatin go bek lo ples na mitim gf blo em....tupla stori na man tokim meri " I love you baby" meri kirap na tok "dont baby me like you born me"
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Labels: Lost in Translation, Ummm... Ino olsem
Kumuls vs Oyaba
From: Bertha Ngahan
One of my all time favourites. Lots of different variations but I like this one the best. Wanpla man go lo buai market na kaikai buai stap lo side blo PRL. Em stori wantaim buai seller ya na em tokim em, 'Aye, ol Oyaba bai kam play lo PRL ya' na buai seller kirap na tok 'Larim ol kam, ol Kumuls bai winim ol ya'
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Labels: Ummm... Ino olsem
Lapun lukim em yet long mirror
From: Ceslie Kauvu Hou
Lapun man laik go lukim ol pupu blon en lon Mosbi na kam kalap lon balus. Lusim Wewak go insait lon balus nau stap liklik, em laik go pispis na askim wokmeri lon balus meri ya kisim em go sowimem hap lon go pispis, lapun man opim doa laik go isait kam bak out ken man hamas taim em makin olsen. Igo nau ken, go askim meri ya lon balus, mi laik go insait na olget taim mi go wanpla man stap insait. Meri ya kam lukimya nogat lapun lukim em yet lon mirror na ting wanpla man stap insait.
hope that made you laugh hehehe
Lapun man laik go lukim ol pupu blon en lon Mosbi na kam kalap lon balus. Lusim Wewak go insait lon balus nau stap liklik, em laik go pispis na askim wokmeri lon balus meri ya kisim em go sowimem hap lon go pispis, lapun man opim doa laik go isait kam bak out ken man hamas taim em makin olsen. Igo nau ken, go askim meri ya lon balus, mi laik go insait na olget taim mi go wanpla man stap insait. Meri ya kam lukimya nogat lapun lukim em yet lon mirror na ting wanpla man stap insait.
hope that made you laugh hehehe
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Labels: Independence Selection, Technology Fails
Sugar yes, tasol susu mi laikim bihain
From: Alexander B├╝ttner
Man hagen kalap lo balus na go lo mosby fisrst taim blo em . na stewardess askim em yu laikim coffee wantaim sugar na milk man hagen girap na shame too wantaim merry luk luk lo em man em i tok yah sugar yes tasol susu mi laikim bihain. em tingim susu blo merry hiah ha ha ha hi
Man hagen kalap lo balus na go lo mosby fisrst taim blo em . na stewardess askim em yu laikim coffee wantaim sugar na milk man hagen girap na shame too wantaim merry luk luk lo em man em i tok yah sugar yes tasol susu mi laikim bihain. em tingim susu blo merry hiah ha ha ha hi
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Wari blong man ino gat tit
From: Gregory Moses
Wanpla hia blo yupla olgeta ........ Wanpla Pastor autim tok lo haus lotu stap na tokim ol congregation blo em olsem, "yupla ol lain save bikhet na les long lotu yupla mas save olsem taim yupla dai, bai yupla olgeta go long hell na sigirapim ol tit (teeth) blo yupla long hap na singaut stap." Baksait long haus lotu ya wanpla papa olgeta tit bruk pinis sindaun stap na isi em apim han go antap na askim pasta, "Pasta na olsem wanem long mipla ol lain nau nogat tit hia long graun ya?" Pasta tanim tasol na tokim em, "papa noken wari husat nau yu nogat tit ol bai givim yu nupla long hell na yu bai kaikai blo yu long hap." Top day na wiken lo yupla.
Wanpla hia blo yupla olgeta ........ Wanpla Pastor autim tok lo haus lotu stap na tokim ol congregation blo em olsem, "yupla ol lain save bikhet na les long lotu yupla mas save olsem taim yupla dai, bai yupla olgeta go long hell na sigirapim ol tit (teeth) blo yupla long hap na singaut stap." Baksait long haus lotu ya wanpla papa olgeta tit bruk pinis sindaun stap na isi em apim han go antap na askim pasta, "Pasta na olsem wanem long mipla ol lain nau nogat tit hia long graun ya?" Pasta tanim tasol na tokim em, "papa noken wari husat nau yu nogat tit ol bai givim yu nupla long hell na yu bai kaikai blo yu long hap." Top day na wiken lo yupla.
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Labels: Hell can wait, Independence Selection
Grapes na Pineapple
From: Oscar Ina
Tupla turists kam slip lo wanpla backpaker accomodation blo wanpla farmer lo country side. Lo night farmer totok strong lo tupla: "Yutupla ken mekim samting lo laik blong yutupla, tasol wanpla samting tasol, mi no laikim yutupla lo tachim. Dispela m pikinini girl blo mi" Orait wanpla taim long nait, tupla kisim taim stret na nogat choice, olsem na ol creep go lo rum blo pikinini girl lo nait. Taim farmer find out, m askim tupla. "Husat mekim"? Na tupla wantaim putim han. "ok punishment blo yutupla, go lo farm na painim wanem best fruit na karim kam lo mi nau tasol" First man karim bundle grapes kam. Farmer tok pusim wan wan long lo ass blo u. Taim man ya mekim, m start lo laugh go bikpla stret nau. Na farmer askim. "U laugh lo wanem?" "Nogat mi laugh lo friend blo mi ya, m wok lo pickim pineapple stap."
Tupla turists kam slip lo wanpla backpaker accomodation blo wanpla farmer lo country side. Lo night farmer totok strong lo tupla: "Yutupla ken mekim samting lo laik blong yutupla, tasol wanpla samting tasol, mi no laikim yutupla lo tachim. Dispela m pikinini girl blo mi" Orait wanpla taim long nait, tupla kisim taim stret na nogat choice, olsem na ol creep go lo rum blo pikinini girl lo nait. Taim farmer find out, m askim tupla. "Husat mekim"? Na tupla wantaim putim han. "ok punishment blo yutupla, go lo farm na painim wanem best fruit na karim kam lo mi nau tasol" First man karim bundle grapes kam. Farmer tok pusim wan wan long lo ass blo u. Taim man ya mekim, m start lo laugh go bikpla stret nau. Na farmer askim. "U laugh lo wanem?" "Nogat mi laugh lo friend blo mi ya, m wok lo pickim pineapple stap."
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Labels: Labour of love
Bad Lock na Master Key
From: Delilah Kond
wanpla besti salim disla kam oh (*shshs laf lo u yet*):
Woman asks:
If I sleep with 3 men, everyone calls me a Pamuk. But when a man sleeps with 8 girls, everyone calls him Pawa Mangi. How come?
Man replies:
Very simple. When one lock can be opened by 3 different keys, it's called a bad lock. But when one key can open 8 different locks, we call it a Master Key.
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Thursday, 14 July 2011
Sospen i boss
From: Sarah Watson
thanks for da add !!! looking forward to some jokes :)
heres one for the night .........
Man opim dor blo haus stret, pot bounce lo hed blo m. Meri askim, 'husait displa meri answerim fon blo u?', poro m faul..meri kirap tokim pikinini boy, 'u tok, meri ya tok 1m?' mangi sigarapim het na tok, mi ringm papa na 1pla meri tok, "ur cal wil b chargd afta d tone!"
Tromwei Anga
From: Tribal Mystic
Ok, wanpela joke blong wiken.
Pasindia sip, Totol karim ol lain igo daun long Finch na wanpela meri Sepik, nem blong em 'Anga' em kalap tu. Ol igo long sua nau, ol lain wok sip na kepten ol singaut: "Tromwei Anga igo; Tromwei Anga igo daun nau - hariap! Tromwei Anga". Ol i minim long anga blong sip.
Tasol taim meri Sepik Anga i harim, em i panik pinis na em sanap hariap na ron igo long kepten na em putim tupela hand blong em olsem bosmeri long sait blong em na em singaut strong long kepten: "Ino inap na ino ken; Anga tu em baim sip na em i kam. Anga em pikinini blong man ya - ino inap yu tromwei em igo daun long solwara".
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Using "Readers" to Keep Up-to-Date with Blogs and Sites
I have received many queries from people who would like to receive alerts to new joke posts from "Tok Pisin Jokes - PNG". For those wishing to receive instant updates from the blog, one quite convenient way is to use a "Reader".
Setting up a reader means that you can have access to all your favourite blogs and websites in one "inbox". That's supposed to save us surfing time - but as the web is addictive... in any case the convenience warrants the setting up of a reader.
We're talking about RSS or: Really Simple Syndication, a standardised system for the distribution of content, especially news, blogs and podcasts of music and videos, from online publishers to Internet users.
Personally, I use Google Reader to organise all the blogs and websites that I subscribe to on the one page.
Once you have your reader set up you can come to this blog and look for the subscribers options:
Setting up a reader means that you can have access to all your favourite blogs and websites in one "inbox". That's supposed to save us surfing time - but as the web is addictive... in any case the convenience warrants the setting up of a reader.
We're talking about RSS or: Really Simple Syndication, a standardised system for the distribution of content, especially news, blogs and podcasts of music and videos, from online publishers to Internet users.
Personally, I use Google Reader to organise all the blogs and websites that I subscribe to on the one page.
Once you have your reader set up you can come to this blog and look for the subscribers options:
This video explains a way to send RSS feeds directly to your selected web reader inbox. And another one from Google Reader:
Please do look for our RSS feed and subscribe to "Tok Pisin Jokes - PNG" to receive our updates.
About Subscribing by email:
Usually, to protect the rights of individuals to freedom from the reception of spam emails, bloggers should not be allowed to automatically enter emails of blog recipients. Emails should be entered by the subscribers themselves.
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Labels: Subscribers Info, Tutorials
Monday, 11 July 2011
Papa i sotwin long painim ston
From: Martin Maden
Dispela tok pilai, mi bin putim em pinis igo insait long wanpela piksa oli kolim "Tinpis Run". Long "Tinpis Run" mi bin tanmi liklik gen na mi bin katim aut sampela hap. Tasol dispela long tamblo long hia em original. Stori ikam long Manus. Mi bin harim long 1983..
Papa, i bin lusim pikinini long haus na em laik hait stil igo giris wantem narapela meri ken long gaden. Yu save, Papa em i bin pasim tingting pinis long paul wokabaut blong em yet, na em ino luksave olsem pikinini man blong em i bin tait ikam bihainim em long baksait istap.
Baga i taitim bun igo stret, na emi go kamap long arere long gaden blong ol lain gel pren blong em. Tasol planti lain i bin stap insait long gaden na baga man nau, em hait baksait long wanpela tapiok stap na lukluk tasol igo long gel pren.
Tasol gel pren tu ya blari sit, em ino lukluk ikam long tapiok blong em. Em bisi nambaut tasol long kamautim garas arere long ol taro. Olsem na man, papa ya em tait igo bagarap olgeta nau. Yu save em lukim hau gel pren i wok long kamautim ol garas na emi kisim filings. Leva blong em tu i ron hariap liklik na wei em i pulim win nau, man, kolostu em bai kamautim ol lip bilong tapiok tu ya.
Orait nau em stat long painim ol liklik ston nambaut blong toromoi igo long gel pren blong em. Tasol papa tu em olsem feelings bagarpim em na em ino toromoi ol ston steret. Em wok long popaia nambaut na ston igo pinis nau. Orait em lukluk strong yet long meri na em i putim han tasol ikam long baksait na painim ston nambaut igo ikam.
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Papa, i bin lusim pikinini long haus na em laik hait stil igo giris wantem narapela meri ken long gaden. Yu save, Papa em i bin pasim tingting pinis long paul wokabaut blong em yet, na em ino luksave olsem pikinini man blong em i bin tait ikam bihainim em long baksait istap.
Baga i taitim bun igo stret, na emi go kamap long arere long gaden blong ol lain gel pren blong em. Tasol planti lain i bin stap insait long gaden na baga man nau, em hait baksait long wanpela tapiok stap na lukluk tasol igo long gel pren.
Tasol gel pren tu ya blari sit, em ino lukluk ikam long tapiok blong em. Em bisi nambaut tasol long kamautim garas arere long ol taro. Olsem na man, papa ya em tait igo bagarap olgeta nau. Yu save em lukim hau gel pren i wok long kamautim ol garas na emi kisim filings. Leva blong em tu i ron hariap liklik na wei em i pulim win nau, man, kolostu em bai kamautim ol lip bilong tapiok tu ya.
Orait nau em stat long painim ol liklik ston nambaut blong toromoi igo long gel pren blong em. Tasol papa tu em olsem feelings bagarpim em na em ino toromoi ol ston steret. Em wok long popaia nambaut na ston igo pinis nau. Orait em lukluk strong yet long meri na em i putim han tasol ikam long baksait na painim ston nambaut igo ikam.
Man turangu, em kirap nogut steret taim pikinini man blong em yet i tok: "Papa em ya. Sampela mo ston ya. Sutim em." Ayo...
Posted by Martin Maden at 13:06 1 comments Links to this post
Saturday, 9 July 2011
Papa i stilim kaikai blong ol pikinini
From Dan Jorgensen
Mama karim nupela pikinini, na bikpela pikinini meri i save kros, long wanem bebi i stap long susu olgeta taim, na i luk olsem mama lus tinktink long nambawan pikinini. Olsem na em i tinktink i stap - hau bai mi stretim wari bilong mi? Nogat - em painim sampela marasin nogut long bus, na wilwilim gut na wokim sampela samting nogut longen - em i ting olsem: taim ol i slip, mi putim sampela marasin long susu bilong mama, na kwiktaim dispela binatang bebi bai pinis. Tudak pinis, ol i slip, na em i wokim olsem. Tulait bruk, i go ausait na waswas, na bihain harim mama i krai. Meri i go long hap na tok, "olsem wanem?" Na mama bekim tok olsem: "trangu, Papa bilong yu indai pinis!"
Mama karim nupela pikinini, na bikpela pikinini meri i save kros, long wanem bebi i stap long susu olgeta taim, na i luk olsem mama lus tinktink long nambawan pikinini. Olsem na em i tinktink i stap - hau bai mi stretim wari bilong mi? Nogat - em painim sampela marasin nogut long bus, na wilwilim gut na wokim sampela samting nogut longen - em i ting olsem: taim ol i slip, mi putim sampela marasin long susu bilong mama, na kwiktaim dispela binatang bebi bai pinis. Tudak pinis, ol i slip, na em i wokim olsem. Tulait bruk, i go ausait na waswas, na bihain harim mama i krai. Meri i go long hap na tok, "olsem wanem?" Na mama bekim tok olsem: "trangu, Papa bilong yu indai pinis!"
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Labels: It runs in the family
Thursday, 7 July 2011
Main Switch Board
From: Berry Loli
Tripla man complain long wanem wok, em stap long time, long ples graun. Bricklayer tok wok blon em kamap pas bikos ol lain Egypt wokim pyramid long time bipo. Kampenta tok wok blon em stap long time, long wanem sip blon Noah ol wokim pas. Pawa man lap isi tasol na tok, time bikman tok there shall be light. Na yutupla ting husait tru sanap long main switch board?
Tripla man complain long wanem wok, em stap long time, long ples graun. Bricklayer tok wok blon em kamap pas bikos ol lain Egypt wokim pyramid long time bipo. Kampenta tok wok blon em stap long time, long wanem sip blon Noah ol wokim pas. Pawa man lap isi tasol na tok, time bikman tok there shall be light. Na yutupla ting husait tru sanap long main switch board?
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Mi giamanim God tasol ya
From: Martin Maden
Papa na pikinini tupela i laik igo toromoi huk long painim pis. Tupela i wok long redim kanu i stap na Papa i tokim pikinini: "Yumi tupela pasim ai na yumi pre pastem bifo yumi go antap long solwara". Papa i pre: "Got Papa, mitupela pikinini i laik go hukim pis. Mitupela i pre olsem bai you givim planti pis long mitupela. Sapos yu givim planti pis long mitupela, bai mitupela givim ol bikpela pis long yu na ol liklik tasol bai mitupela karim igo long peles".
Taim tupela i go antap long solwara nau, man, tupela ino isi long pulim pis. Taim kanu i pulap liklik nau em tupela i pul igo bek sua. Tupela i klinim ol pis pinis, na putim ol igo long basket na tupela i stat wokabaut igo long haus nau. Tasol pikinini i tingim pre blong papa na em askim: "Papa, na yu tok taim yu pre olsem ol bikpela pis bai yumi tupela givim long Got ya? Papa i tok: "Sssh. Pasim maus, mi bin giamanim Got tasol ya".
Papa na pikinini tupela i laik igo toromoi huk long painim pis. Tupela i wok long redim kanu i stap na Papa i tokim pikinini: "Yumi tupela pasim ai na yumi pre pastem bifo yumi go antap long solwara". Papa i pre: "Got Papa, mitupela pikinini i laik go hukim pis. Mitupela i pre olsem bai you givim planti pis long mitupela. Sapos yu givim planti pis long mitupela, bai mitupela givim ol bikpela pis long yu na ol liklik tasol bai mitupela karim igo long peles".
Taim tupela i go antap long solwara nau, man, tupela ino isi long pulim pis. Taim kanu i pulap liklik nau em tupela i pul igo bek sua. Tupela i klinim ol pis pinis, na putim ol igo long basket na tupela i stat wokabaut igo long haus nau. Tasol pikinini i tingim pre blong papa na em askim: "Papa, na yu tok taim yu pre olsem ol bikpela pis bai yumi tupela givim long Got ya? Papa i tok: "Sssh. Pasim maus, mi bin giamanim Got tasol ya".
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Labels: Not in my Church, Role Models
Meaning em wanem kain tok stret?
From: Jack Steven
Wanpela miting bin kamap long wanpela ples na man husait igo pass long miting ino gutpela tumas long kamap siaman. Em iwok long tok hap pidgin na english na planti man long dispela ples ibin faul tru. Wanpela hap tok em isave tok em meaning. Em iwok long usim dispela hap tok na wanpela papa em harim igo na em faul olgeta na em askim siaman. Siaman, dispela hap tok meaning em wanem kain tok stret, siaman bekim olsem meaning long tok pisin em as bilong tok. Orait miting igo yet na paps pilim olsem em sindaun igo na mit blong bun as bilong em pen na em i laik sanap liklik. Em kirap tasol na singaut long siaman olsem, siaman meaning bilong mi pen an mi laik sanap liklik na go raun autsaid na bihain mi kam bek long miting. Ha aha ha ha ha
Wanpela miting bin kamap long wanpela ples na man husait igo pass long miting ino gutpela tumas long kamap siaman. Em iwok long tok hap pidgin na english na planti man long dispela ples ibin faul tru. Wanpela hap tok em isave tok em meaning. Em iwok long usim dispela hap tok na wanpela papa em harim igo na em faul olgeta na em askim siaman. Siaman, dispela hap tok meaning em wanem kain tok stret, siaman bekim olsem meaning long tok pisin em as bilong tok. Orait miting igo yet na paps pilim olsem em sindaun igo na mit blong bun as bilong em pen na em i laik sanap liklik. Em kirap tasol na singaut long siaman olsem, siaman meaning bilong mi pen an mi laik sanap liklik na go raun autsaid na bihain mi kam bek long miting. Ha aha ha ha ha
Posted by Martin Maden at 02:22 0 comments Links to this post
Na dasal, mi tok nadasal
From:Jack Steven
Wanpela boss crew blo bus ron long Wau Lae highway. Bagaros em boy sepik na em wantaim draiva bilong em collektim ol pasindia long go lo Lae. Igat gutpela namba liklik bilong ol pasindia ibin kalap long bus (25 sitter coaster bus) tasol ol iwok long raun yet painim sampela moa pasindia. Bus igo stop nau boss crew kalap kam daun tasol sanap long dua bilong go autside long bus tasol tokim ol pasindia long go daun. "Na dasal, mi tok nadasal, wologeta kwan dan, kwan dan nadasal". (Nau tasol mi tok,olgeta go daun. go daun nau tasol). Bagaros ino laik tok save olsem taia flat na ol i bai senisim, nogat em opim dua tasol hatim stret ol pasindia long go daun. Tok pisin tasol em brukim stret...Ha ha ha ha ha...
Wanpela boss crew blo bus ron long Wau Lae highway. Bagaros em boy sepik na em wantaim draiva bilong em collektim ol pasindia long go lo Lae. Igat gutpela namba liklik bilong ol pasindia ibin kalap long bus (25 sitter coaster bus) tasol ol iwok long raun yet painim sampela moa pasindia. Bus igo stop nau boss crew kalap kam daun tasol sanap long dua bilong go autside long bus tasol tokim ol pasindia long go daun. "Na dasal, mi tok nadasal, wologeta kwan dan, kwan dan nadasal". (Nau tasol mi tok,olgeta go daun. go daun nau tasol). Bagaros ino laik tok save olsem taia flat na ol i bai senisim, nogat em opim dua tasol hatim stret ol pasindia long go daun. Tok pisin tasol em brukim stret...Ha ha ha ha ha...
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Labels: Dialects, Lost in Translation
Wednesday, 6 July 2011
Spellim 'cow'
From: Joyce Kuri
Wanpla tisa is askim wanpla mangi igat sevenpla krismas long spellim 'cow'. Mangi yah i paol long spellim na tisa i salim em go long haus. Papa bilong mangi yah i belhat nogut stret long tisa. Em go long skul na krosim tisa olsem: 'Yu ting pikinini blo mi bikpla mangi na you krosim em ah? You skelim sais blo cow na sais blo em!! Yu no laik tokim em lo spelim ol liklik samting inap lo size blo em!! Kain olsem 'mosquito' nabaut!!!'
Wanpla tisa is askim wanpla mangi igat sevenpla krismas long spellim 'cow'. Mangi yah i paol long spellim na tisa i salim em go long haus. Papa bilong mangi yah i belhat nogut stret long tisa. Em go long skul na krosim tisa olsem: 'Yu ting pikinini blo mi bikpla mangi na you krosim em ah? You skelim sais blo cow na sais blo em!! Yu no laik tokim em lo spelim ol liklik samting inap lo size blo em!! Kain olsem 'mosquito' nabaut!!!'
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Labels: Classroom Jokes
Kaikai tapiok na slip
From: Joyce Kuri
Digicel pomotion is kamap na boi ros i ringim missus long nupla namba blong em. Missus i ansa na tok 'i love my digicel'. Boi ros kirap bekim: 'Congratulations you just won my tapiok'. Missus bel kaskas na tok: 'Yu harem, mi sore long yu yah, avinun yu kam long haus bai nogat kaikai, yu bai kaikai tapiok blo yu yet na slip'!!
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Labels: Hunger Strikes, Starvation
Ruba Na Stick
From: Joyce Kuri
Wanpla papa wantaim 8pla pkinini blo em na misis blo em i wetim bus stap na wanpla aipas i kam. Taim bus i kamap nogat inap spes na misis wantaim ol pikinin tasol i kalap. Papa na aipas wanbel lo wokabaut. Taim tupla i go long rot, san tu i hot na tupla tuhat stret. Antap long displa aipas tu i wokim traipla noise long paitim wokabaut stik long soim em rot. Papa i give up stret lo harim noise na tanim tokim aipas 'traim na putim ruba lo wokabaut stick blo yu, em wokim planti noise tumas'. Aipas belhat nogut true na tanim tokim papa ya: 'Sapos yu bin putim ruba long stik blo yu bai mipla no nap wokabaut olsem!'
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Labels: Family Planning, Health Awareness
Tanim Tok
From: Shinobi Yet
Pidgin to its coolest definitions!!
Abstract from a Safety Meeting:
Expat Supervisor: " Safety is important!, If you think otherwise, you can kiss your ass goodbye and go home!!"
PNG Translator: " Seifti em i bikpla samting!!, Sapos yu ting nogat, yu ken kaikai maus blo ass blo yu, tata, na go lo haus!!"
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'Road-testim' Kanu
From: George Waai
Wanpla fisherman baem sampla man alpim em wokim wanpla niupla kanu blo em. Kanu pinis na em kusai lo misis blo em-hamamas wantem. Em kisim meri blo em lo niupla kanu blo em na go 'road-testim'. Tupla stap longwe lo nambis na mama pilim pispis na isi tasol sindaun lo poret blo kanu givim baksait lo papa na pispis insait. Papa em givim baksait olim string na em harim wara ron na tanim, man em belhat stret na singaut antap lo mama korosim em -"Why yu pispis lo kanu blo mi? Yu mas longlong or wanem?" - Tupla pul go bek lo nambis na em still komplen lo mama - kamap lo nambis na komplen yet! Mama belhat nau na sem wantem tanim lo papa na singaut strong lo em - " Mi pispis wanpla taem t'sol lo kanu blo yu, na yu ino isi lo komplen - yu save pispis lo kanu blo mi olgeta nait ya - mino save komplen" -
Wanpla fisherman baem sampla man alpim em wokim wanpla niupla kanu blo em. Kanu pinis na em kusai lo misis blo em-hamamas wantem. Em kisim meri blo em lo niupla kanu blo em na go 'road-testim'. Tupla stap longwe lo nambis na mama pilim pispis na isi tasol sindaun lo poret blo kanu givim baksait lo papa na pispis insait. Papa em givim baksait olim string na em harim wara ron na tanim, man em belhat stret na singaut antap lo mama korosim em -"Why yu pispis lo kanu blo mi? Yu mas longlong or wanem?" - Tupla pul go bek lo nambis na em still komplen lo mama - kamap lo nambis na komplen yet! Mama belhat nau na sem wantem tanim lo papa na singaut strong lo em - " Mi pispis wanpla taem t'sol lo kanu blo yu, na yu ino isi lo komplen - yu save pispis lo kanu blo mi olgeta nait ya - mino save komplen" -
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Labels: Christening, Haus Warming
Haitim ol stick, ston blo yupla
From: Joyce Kuri
Misis laik beten lo kaikai na boi ros kam sidaun na olgeta samting lo trausis kapsait kam autsait. Misis lukim na tok 'bipo lo yumi beten, displa em no ples blo kros-pait. So inap yupla haitim ol stick, ston blo yupla'.
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Lu-ci-fer baby dinosaur
From: Joyce Kuri
Wanpla lapun papa go lo wanpla crusade na ol lain singsing 'Crucified laid behind the stone'.
Lapun ting ol bagarapim Satan na em pulim lo sinsing olsem, 'Lu-ci-fer baby dinosaur'.
Wanpla lapun papa go lo wanpla crusade na ol lain singsing 'Crucified laid behind the stone'.
Lapun ting ol bagarapim Satan na em pulim lo sinsing olsem, 'Lu-ci-fer baby dinosaur'.
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Jumping to a Conclusion
From:Jack Steven
Wanpela paps go long Lae show na lukim ol wait man kalap long parasut. Man, tingting kilim em taim em igo bek long peles sampela dei bihain. Wanpela morning taim em kirap na tokim ol lain long peles olsem em bai soim wanpela nupela samting ol wait i mekim na em lukim long show. Boy kisim ambrela bilong tambu meri bilong em na tokim ol lain long peles kam bung long as bilong wanpela bikpela diwai namel long peles. Bagaros igo antap pinis em opim ambrela na tok em bai kalap na bai flot isi isi kam daun, man indai bilong em stret taim em kalap na ambrela ya, wind opim.
Ol isave tok, PNG, land of the unexpected.. ha ha ha ha ha
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Labels: Technology Fails
Guitar is your food
From:David Putulan
Wanpela waitman go long sepik na paitim guitar stap na singsing. Wanpela ples man go sanap na tok "ah master, guitar em kaikai blong en stret yah". Waitman kirap na askim narapela man sanap stap, "What did he say?" Man yah tu no save gut long tok english so em i tok: "No he said guitar is your food".
he he
Wanpela waitman go long sepik na paitim guitar stap na singsing. Wanpela ples man go sanap na tok "ah master, guitar em kaikai blong en stret yah". Waitman kirap na askim narapela man sanap stap, "What did he say?" Man yah tu no save gut long tok english so em i tok: "No he said guitar is your food".
he he
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Honey, Sweetie and Buai
From: Jessie May Joske
Okay mi no gutpla stret lo jokes but bai mi traim...mi harim disla joke lo FB somewhere, sorry disla em tokpisin mix English joke...mi sa Hamamas lo readim ol joke lo disla wall.......Ol funny jokes stret....
Okay,
Wanpla png couple I sindaun lo restaurant na kaikai I stap. Lo klostu table tupla marit blo Europe I sindaun na husband I tok lo meri blo em "Honey, pass me the salt please....."
Na lo narapla klostu table tu, displa expatriate man askim meri blo em " Sweetie, pass me the salt, please.
Oh okay, PNG man em tingting ol disla tupla foreign man callim meri blo ol lo samting ol i laikim....so em I tok lo meri blo em " Buai, pass me the salt, please"........
Okay mi no gutpla stret lo jokes but bai mi traim...mi harim disla joke lo FB somewhere, sorry disla em tokpisin mix English joke...mi sa Hamamas lo readim ol joke lo disla wall.......Ol funny jokes stret....
Okay,
Wanpla png couple I sindaun lo restaurant na kaikai I stap. Lo klostu table tupla marit blo Europe I sindaun na husband I tok lo meri blo em "Honey, pass me the salt please....."
Na lo narapla klostu table tu, displa expatriate man askim meri blo em " Sweetie, pass me the salt, please.
Oh okay, PNG man em tingting ol disla tupla foreign man callim meri blo ol lo samting ol i laikim....so em I tok lo meri blo em " Buai, pass me the salt, please"........
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Labels: Terms of Endearment
Lamb Flaps blo Haus Krai
From:
One for the tonite:
Lapun yah bikpla sick kisim em na klostu em bai dai nau. Em slip lo bed tasol na stap. Morning em kirap na lukim lapun meri kukim lamp flaps blo breakfast. Tingim em docta tambu lo em lo kaikai bikos em bai dai klostu, tasol paps kirap tasol putim han go lo kisim wanpla. Lapun mams kirap paitim han blo em na tokim em, oi lusim yah em blo haus karai blo yu yah.....
Francis Dagg
One for the tonite:
Lapun yah bikpla sick kisim em na klostu em bai dai nau. Em slip lo bed tasol na stap. Morning em kirap na lukim lapun meri kukim lamp flaps blo breakfast. Tingim em docta tambu lo em lo kaikai bikos em bai dai klostu, tasol paps kirap tasol putim han go lo kisim wanpla. Lapun mams kirap paitim han blo em na tokim em, oi lusim yah em blo haus karai blo yu yah.....
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Labels: Death and Dying, Haus Krai
Health Education
From:
Apologies in advance.
Tisa kirap askim ol students, ok yupla bin harim lo "period" blo ol meri bipo oh nogat. Kuti mangi lo baksait lo classroom kirap na bekim, yes tisa, las wik bikpla susa blo mi bin tok olsem em bin misim lo wanpla mun, man taim ol hauslain harim olsem em mama blo mi faint, papa blo mi kisim heart attack, na hausboi blo mipla runaway.
Francis Dagg
Apologies in advance.
Tisa kirap askim ol students, ok yupla bin harim lo "period" blo ol meri bipo oh nogat. Kuti mangi lo baksait lo classroom kirap na bekim, yes tisa, las wik bikpla susa blo mi bin tok olsem em bin misim lo wanpla mun, man taim ol hauslain harim olsem em mama blo mi faint, papa blo mi kisim heart attack, na hausboi blo mipla runaway.
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Labels: Health Education
Anger Management
From:
Francis Dagg
Paps: oi mama, how na nau mi save cross lo yu nau, yu no save bekim.
Mams: paps oh, taim yu save cross lo mi mi save go na klinim na brasim toilet.
paps: hey, how na?
Mams: stap isi, mi save yusim tooth brush blo yu.
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Labels: Anger Management, House Keeping
Tripla Spak Maik
From: Joyce Kuri
Tripla spak maik stopim wanpla taxi cab na kalap long en. Driva skelim olsem olgeta i bom dai olgeta so em putim on engin blo car, putim off ken na tok ok mipla kamap pinis. Wanpla spak maik givim moni lo taxi driva na narapla tok tenkyu tasol last spak maik kam autsait lo car na lusim wanpla han lo pes blo driva. Driva ting olsem last spak maik i luk save lo rong blo em na em askim 'why yu paitim mi?' Last Spak maik kirap na tok 'yu longlong ah? why yu spidim car, inap lo yu kilim mipla ya' :)
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Labels: Drunks and Drinking
Solwara i pundaun lon skai bikos lon Kolwara
From: Kingston Sitban
Nau i gat wanpla lapun i save gut lon olgeta sik blon ples na blon ol waitman (self promote). Em i singautim olgeta manmeri lon ples lon kam bung nau em givim displa traipla toksave:
Aye Aye yubla ol manmeri, herim herim. Kain sik olsem ino bin kamab pibo pibo em kamab nau tete. Aste yumi thing em sik kolwara (cholera) yah. Nau tadol mi mbin harem lo radiyo (Tok pisin radio) nogat em solwara yah. Na emb ingo tu lon Siaban na kilim blanti manbmeri na emb wokim na wanbla blant ol i kolimb “yu klia Blant” emb i hot olsem sun. Na displa solwara nau em bai i kam pundaun lo yumi olsem rain.
They were misinformed in regards to Cholera. It is now well regarded in Enga as Kolwara.
Displa em i kamap lon Enga lon Wapanemanda. Olgeta Lapun lon up ol i harim olsem wanpla blo oI go lon Mosbi na i kam bek wantaim nupela bikpela sik ol i kolim kolwara. Ol i harim olsem kolwara i kilim planti nambis man lo Mosbi yet na ol poret i stret lon displa sik.
Nau i gat wanpla lapun i save gut lon olgeta sik blon ples na blon ol waitman (self promote). Em i singautim olgeta manmeri lon ples lon kam bung nau em givim displa traipla toksave:
Aye Aye yubla ol manmeri, herim herim. Kain sik olsem ino bin kamab pibo pibo em kamab nau tete. Aste yumi thing em sik kolwara (cholera) yah. Nau tadol mi mbin harem lo radiyo (Tok pisin radio) nogat em solwara yah. Na emb ingo tu lon Siaban na kilim blanti manbmeri na emb wokim na wanbla blant ol i kolimb “yu klia Blant” emb i hot olsem sun. Na displa solwara nau em bai i kam pundaun lo yumi olsem rain.
They were misinformed in regards to Cholera. It is now well regarded in Enga as Kolwara.
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Nupla na Olpla Hul
From: Joyce Kuri
'Nupla na Olpla Hul'Wanpla lapun papa i sik na go lo haus sik. Nes sekim em na tokim em 'papa yu silip lo bet na bai mi givim yu wanpla sut.' Lapun igo silip lo bet na bepo lo Nes is planim needle stret em tok 'pikini noken wokim nupla hul putim lo hul stap pinis ya'!! :)
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Labels: Haus Sik Jokes
Tok Pisin Jokes - PNG
Members Blog Created
I don't quite know yet where we can go with this. FaceBook announced the new changes while I was away working so I couldn't react in time to update our group.
As FB is not giving me any possibility to update, I decided to act for our group and for the things that make you and I as Papua New Guineans special. We have one of the healthiest joking cultures and joking relationships on the planet.
I've moved us to a blog for now - with the same name we use on FaceBook.
Also here, you can still read all the jokes that I had already managed to transfer away from FB because of its constant changes of design and purpose.
So now all that is left to do is to upgrade this blog in a way that you can easily contribute to it and also share its jokes on your own profiles.
Much Love to you all,
Martin
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Sosiolosi
Sosiolosi (Tok Inglis:Sociology) em i stadi long laip bilong ol manmeri i bung wantaim.
Sosiolosi i wanpela we olsem yumi ken lukluk long we manmeri i toktok na bung wantaim ol narapela manmeri. Sosiolosi i ken lukluk to long we ol manmeri na ol kampani i toktok na bung.
Sosiolosi i wanpela bikpela stadi tru. I gat planti liklik stadi i kamap bihain long sosiolosi na i stap insait long stadi long sosiolosi. Sampela olsem:
- stadi bilong ol raskal
- stadi long stastistik bilong manmeri
- stadi long man na meri
- stadi long ol narapela kain manmeri
- stadi bilong spot
- stadi bilong lotu
na planti narapela kain stadi tu.
Man bilong sosiolosi[senisim | edit source]
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