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Friday, 15 July 2011
Flying fox na spider koros
From: Elizabeth Seseare
Flying fox na spider koros cos flying fox stuck lo web blo spider na spider tokim flying fox-osem na mipla sa tok raun lo sun na ba u lukluk gut..na flying fox tokim spider u too lukluk gut na tromai fishin net blo u,meikim na m kam pas lo diwai......=]
Flying fox na spider koros cos flying fox stuck lo web blo spider na spider tokim flying fox-osem na mipla sa tok raun lo sun na ba u lukluk gut..na flying fox tokim spider u too lukluk gut na tromai fishin net blo u,meikim na m kam pas lo diwai......=]
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Labels: Animal Instincts
'Na Yu Tu Sanap lo bris yah!'
From: Emmanuel Narokobi
Tupela man i ron kam lo wanpela bris (bridge), wanpela em waitman na kam lo wanpela sait na narapela em has ples blo PNG na em kam lo narapela sait. Na yu save olsem dispela em wanpela liklik bris tumas olsem na ol ron kam lo kar blong ol na ol bump lo namel. Ol wokim traipela kros nau. Waitman belhat na singaut, 'You Son of a Bitch, Look at What You've Done?'. Man PNG tu belhat na bekim, 'Na Yu Tu Sanap lo bris yah!'
Tupela man i ron kam lo wanpela bris (bridge), wanpela em waitman na kam lo wanpela sait na narapela em has ples blo PNG na em kam lo narapela sait. Na yu save olsem dispela em wanpela liklik bris tumas olsem na ol ron kam lo kar blong ol na ol bump lo namel. Ol wokim traipela kros nau. Waitman belhat na singaut, 'You Son of a Bitch, Look at What You've Done?'. Man PNG tu belhat na bekim, 'Na Yu Tu Sanap lo bris yah!'
Posted by Martin Maden at 15:02 1 comments Links to this post
Honey I tickle you, you tickle me and...
From: Freda T Talao Jr
1pla meri PNG maretim waitman na tupla gat haus igat swimming pool. Taim tupla laik go swim tupla save hamamas na pilai igo ikam namel long tupla yet. 1pla taim tupla swim stap na pokim pokim sait blo tupela yet na kirap nogut meri ya kapupu insait long wara and bubble kamap antap long wara. Waitman blo em kirap nogut na askim "honey what's that?" Na em pointim go olsem long wara bubble baksait long meri blo em. Na meri tok "Honey I tickle you, you tickle me and I "pepe win"... lol
1pla meri PNG maretim waitman na tupla gat haus igat swimming pool. Taim tupla laik go swim tupla save hamamas na pilai igo ikam namel long tupla yet. 1pla taim tupla swim stap na pokim pokim sait blo tupela yet na kirap nogut meri ya kapupu insait long wara and bubble kamap antap long wara. Waitman blo em kirap nogut na askim "honey what's that?" Na em pointim go olsem long wara bubble baksait long meri blo em. Na meri tok "Honey I tickle you, you tickle me and I "pepe win"... lol
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Labels: It runs in the family
Mama karim mi long season blo Laulau
From: Lamila Wali
Wanpla lapun mahn go long hausik long kisim marasin bicos em e pilim sik. Sister long hausik e askim em; "Papa, wanem date of birth blo you"? lapun mahn e bekim olsem; " Pikini, day na date mi no save, tasol mi tingim olsem mama karim mi lo season blo Laulau"!! hahaha..
Wanpla lapun mahn go long hausik long kisim marasin bicos em e pilim sik. Sister long hausik e askim em; "Papa, wanem date of birth blo you"? lapun mahn e bekim olsem; " Pikini, day na date mi no save, tasol mi tingim olsem mama karim mi lo season blo Laulau"!! hahaha..
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Labels: Independence Selection, Ummm... Ino olsem
Hostile, pig style, dok style
From: Mohd Aiman
Wanpla turist laik go hagen show na em kalap long balus na sindaun klostu wantaim wanpla kange,,balus go antap nau,,turist askim,,,hamas save yu gat long PNG,,na em bekim o mistap Mosbi,,pikini meri wok Lae, Pikini man marit Rabaul mix Buka,,na liklik sikul wewak,,na turist tok,,na yu save raun lukim ol pikini tu,,na kange bekim yes,,turist tok,,ating yu must know more about your geography (ples ground long PNG) na kange tok yes yah,,na turist tok,,I like PNG its a hostile country,,,kange bekim,,yu name it,,hostile, pig style, dok style na kain kain style too em stap stap,,,
Wanpla turist laik go hagen show na em kalap long balus na sindaun klostu wantaim wanpla kange,,balus go antap nau,,turist askim,,,hamas save yu gat long PNG,,na em bekim o mistap Mosbi,,pikini meri wok Lae, Pikini man marit Rabaul mix Buka,,na liklik sikul wewak,,na turist tok,,na yu save raun lukim ol pikini tu,,na kange bekim yes,,turist tok,,ating yu must know more about your geography (ples ground long PNG) na kange tok yes yah,,na turist tok,,I like PNG its a hostile country,,,kange bekim,,yu name it,,hostile, pig style, dok style na kain kain style too em stap stap,,,
Posted by Martin Maden at 14:45 0 comments Links to this post
Labels: Independence Selection
Singsing lo ol baby tasol
From: David Putulan
Wanpela lapun harim wanpela tolai rock band singsing lo Meri na em tok ' ol png band save singsing lo ol meri tumas..ol waitman orait..ol save singsing lo ol baby tasol' ha ha
Wanpela lapun harim wanpela tolai rock band singsing lo Meri na em tok ' ol png band save singsing lo ol meri tumas..ol waitman orait..ol save singsing lo ol baby tasol' ha ha
Posted by Martin Maden at 14:41 0 comments Links to this post
Ninja Congregation
From: Gray Puinam
Pasto askim congragatson blo m lo church na no save spak man to m stap. m singaut: umi olgeta lo hea u sait em karem pawa? ol man singaut, Jesus. spak man stap baksit mete singaut cam, PNG Powa. ol man meri ol tanim fes go lo m. na pasto singaut ken, u sait m karem pawa? olgeta singaut gen, Jesus na spak ma sigaun gen, PNG powa. nau bel blo pasto m kaskas nau. nau m singaut 3rd one nau. u sait i gat powa? olget sinagaut Jesus na sipak man singaut PNG powa gen nau pasto kiram na tok: I cast u in da naim of Jesus! sipak man singaut: cam n I blok it, na crosim han blo m.
Pasto askim congragatson blo m lo church na no save spak man to m stap. m singaut: umi olgeta lo hea u sait em karem pawa? ol man singaut, Jesus. spak man stap baksit mete singaut cam, PNG Powa. ol man meri ol tanim fes go lo m. na pasto singaut ken, u sait m karem pawa? olgeta singaut gen, Jesus na spak ma sigaun gen, PNG powa. nau bel blo pasto m kaskas nau. nau m singaut 3rd one nau. u sait i gat powa? olget sinagaut Jesus na sipak man singaut PNG powa gen nau pasto kiram na tok: I cast u in da naim of Jesus! sipak man singaut: cam n I blok it, na crosim han blo m.
Posted by Martin Maden at 14:37 0 comments Links to this post
Don't baby me
From: Lynn Kewa Ravu
Wanpla sumatin go bek lo ples na mitim gf blo em....tupla stori na man tokim meri " I love you baby" meri kirap na tok "dont baby me like you born me"
Wanpla sumatin go bek lo ples na mitim gf blo em....tupla stori na man tokim meri " I love you baby" meri kirap na tok "dont baby me like you born me"
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Labels: Lost in Translation, Ummm... Ino olsem
Kumuls vs Oyaba
From: Bertha Ngahan
One of my all time favourites. Lots of different variations but I like this one the best. Wanpla man go lo buai market na kaikai buai stap lo side blo PRL. Em stori wantaim buai seller ya na em tokim em, 'Aye, ol Oyaba bai kam play lo PRL ya' na buai seller kirap na tok 'Larim ol kam, ol Kumuls bai winim ol ya'
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Labels: Ummm... Ino olsem
Lapun lukim em yet long mirror
From: Ceslie Kauvu Hou
Lapun man laik go lukim ol pupu blon en lon Mosbi na kam kalap lon balus. Lusim Wewak go insait lon balus nau stap liklik, em laik go pispis na askim wokmeri lon balus meri ya kisim em go sowimem hap lon go pispis, lapun man opim doa laik go isait kam bak out ken man hamas taim em makin olsen. Igo nau ken, go askim meri ya lon balus, mi laik go insait na olget taim mi go wanpla man stap insait. Meri ya kam lukimya nogat lapun lukim em yet lon mirror na ting wanpla man stap insait.
hope that made you laugh hehehe
Lapun man laik go lukim ol pupu blon en lon Mosbi na kam kalap lon balus. Lusim Wewak go insait lon balus nau stap liklik, em laik go pispis na askim wokmeri lon balus meri ya kisim em go sowimem hap lon go pispis, lapun man opim doa laik go isait kam bak out ken man hamas taim em makin olsen. Igo nau ken, go askim meri ya lon balus, mi laik go insait na olget taim mi go wanpla man stap insait. Meri ya kam lukimya nogat lapun lukim em yet lon mirror na ting wanpla man stap insait.
hope that made you laugh hehehe
Posted by Martin Maden at 14:16 0 comments Links to this post
Labels: Independence Selection, Technology Fails
Sugar yes, tasol susu mi laikim bihain
From: Alexander B├╝ttner
Man hagen kalap lo balus na go lo mosby fisrst taim blo em . na stewardess askim em yu laikim coffee wantaim sugar na milk man hagen girap na shame too wantaim merry luk luk lo em man em i tok yah sugar yes tasol susu mi laikim bihain. em tingim susu blo merry hiah ha ha ha hi
Man hagen kalap lo balus na go lo mosby fisrst taim blo em . na stewardess askim em yu laikim coffee wantaim sugar na milk man hagen girap na shame too wantaim merry luk luk lo em man em i tok yah sugar yes tasol susu mi laikim bihain. em tingim susu blo merry hiah ha ha ha hi
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Wari blong man ino gat tit
From: Gregory Moses
Wanpla hia blo yupla olgeta ........ Wanpla Pastor autim tok lo haus lotu stap na tokim ol congregation blo em olsem, "yupla ol lain save bikhet na les long lotu yupla mas save olsem taim yupla dai, bai yupla olgeta go long hell na sigirapim ol tit (teeth) blo yupla long hap na singaut stap." Baksait long haus lotu ya wanpla papa olgeta tit bruk pinis sindaun stap na isi em apim han go antap na askim pasta, "Pasta na olsem wanem long mipla ol lain nau nogat tit hia long graun ya?" Pasta tanim tasol na tokim em, "papa noken wari husat nau yu nogat tit ol bai givim yu nupla long hell na yu bai kaikai blo yu long hap." Top day na wiken lo yupla.
Wanpla hia blo yupla olgeta ........ Wanpla Pastor autim tok lo haus lotu stap na tokim ol congregation blo em olsem, "yupla ol lain save bikhet na les long lotu yupla mas save olsem taim yupla dai, bai yupla olgeta go long hell na sigirapim ol tit (teeth) blo yupla long hap na singaut stap." Baksait long haus lotu ya wanpla papa olgeta tit bruk pinis sindaun stap na isi em apim han go antap na askim pasta, "Pasta na olsem wanem long mipla ol lain nau nogat tit hia long graun ya?" Pasta tanim tasol na tokim em, "papa noken wari husat nau yu nogat tit ol bai givim yu nupla long hell na yu bai kaikai blo yu long hap." Top day na wiken lo yupla.
Posted by Martin Maden at 13:17 0 comments Links to this post
Labels: Hell can wait, Independence Selection
Grapes na Pineapple
From: Oscar Ina
Tupla turists kam slip lo wanpla backpaker accomodation blo wanpla farmer lo country side. Lo night farmer totok strong lo tupla: "Yutupla ken mekim samting lo laik blong yutupla, tasol wanpla samting tasol, mi no laikim yutupla lo tachim. Dispela m pikinini girl blo mi" Orait wanpla taim long nait, tupla kisim taim stret na nogat choice, olsem na ol creep go lo rum blo pikinini girl lo nait. Taim farmer find out, m askim tupla. "Husat mekim"? Na tupla wantaim putim han. "ok punishment blo yutupla, go lo farm na painim wanem best fruit na karim kam lo mi nau tasol" First man karim bundle grapes kam. Farmer tok pusim wan wan long lo ass blo u. Taim man ya mekim, m start lo laugh go bikpla stret nau. Na farmer askim. "U laugh lo wanem?" "Nogat mi laugh lo friend blo mi ya, m wok lo pickim pineapple stap."
Tupla turists kam slip lo wanpla backpaker accomodation blo wanpla farmer lo country side. Lo night farmer totok strong lo tupla: "Yutupla ken mekim samting lo laik blong yutupla, tasol wanpla samting tasol, mi no laikim yutupla lo tachim. Dispela m pikinini girl blo mi" Orait wanpla taim long nait, tupla kisim taim stret na nogat choice, olsem na ol creep go lo rum blo pikinini girl lo nait. Taim farmer find out, m askim tupla. "Husat mekim"? Na tupla wantaim putim han. "ok punishment blo yutupla, go lo farm na painim wanem best fruit na karim kam lo mi nau tasol" First man karim bundle grapes kam. Farmer tok pusim wan wan long lo ass blo u. Taim man ya mekim, m start lo laugh go bikpla stret nau. Na farmer askim. "U laugh lo wanem?" "Nogat mi laugh lo friend blo mi ya, m wok lo pickim pineapple stap."
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Labels: Labour of love
Bad Lock na Master Key
From: Delilah Kond
wanpla besti salim disla kam oh (*shshs laf lo u yet*):
Woman asks:
If I sleep with 3 men, everyone calls me a Pamuk. But when a man sleeps with 8 girls, everyone calls him Pawa Mangi. How come?
Man replies:
Very simple. When one lock can be opened by 3 different keys, it's called a bad lock. But when one key can open 8 different locks, we call it a Master Key.
Posted by Martin Maden at 13:04 3 comments Links to this post
Thursday, 14 July 2011
Sospen i boss
From: Sarah Watson
thanks for da add !!! looking forward to some jokes :)
heres one for the night .........
Man opim dor blo haus stret, pot bounce lo hed blo m. Meri askim, 'husait displa meri answerim fon blo u?', poro m faul..meri kirap tokim pikinini boy, 'u tok, meri ya tok 1m?' mangi sigarapim het na tok, mi ringm papa na 1pla meri tok, "ur cal wil b chargd afta d tone!"
Tromwei Anga
From: Tribal Mystic
Ok, wanpela joke blong wiken.
Pasindia sip, Totol karim ol lain igo daun long Finch na wanpela meri Sepik, nem blong em 'Anga' em kalap tu. Ol igo long sua nau, ol lain wok sip na kepten ol singaut: "Tromwei Anga igo; Tromwei Anga igo daun nau - hariap! Tromwei Anga". Ol i minim long anga blong sip.
Tasol taim meri Sepik Anga i harim, em i panik pinis na em sanap hariap na ron igo long kepten na em putim tupela hand blong em olsem bosmeri long sait blong em na em singaut strong long kepten: "Ino inap na ino ken; Anga tu em baim sip na em i kam. Anga em pikinini blong man ya - ino inap yu tromwei em igo daun long solwara".
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Using "Readers" to Keep Up-to-Date with Blogs and Sites
I have received many queries from people who would like to receive alerts to new joke posts from "Tok Pisin Jokes - PNG". For those wishing to receive instant updates from the blog, one quite convenient way is to use a "Reader".
Setting up a reader means that you can have access to all your favourite blogs and websites in one "inbox". That's supposed to save us surfing time - but as the web is addictive... in any case the convenience warrants the setting up of a reader.
We're talking about RSS or: Really Simple Syndication, a standardised system for the distribution of content, especially news, blogs and podcasts of music and videos, from online publishers to Internet users.
Personally, I use Google Reader to organise all the blogs and websites that I subscribe to on the one page.
Once you have your reader set up you can come to this blog and look for the subscribers options:
Setting up a reader means that you can have access to all your favourite blogs and websites in one "inbox". That's supposed to save us surfing time - but as the web is addictive... in any case the convenience warrants the setting up of a reader.
We're talking about RSS or: Really Simple Syndication, a standardised system for the distribution of content, especially news, blogs and podcasts of music and videos, from online publishers to Internet users.
Personally, I use Google Reader to organise all the blogs and websites that I subscribe to on the one page.
Once you have your reader set up you can come to this blog and look for the subscribers options:
This video explains a way to send RSS feeds directly to your selected web reader inbox. And another one from Google Reader:
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About Subscribing by email:
Usually, to protect the rights of individuals to freedom from the reception of spam emails, bloggers should not be allowed to automatically enter emails of blog recipients. Emails should be entered by the subscribers themselves.
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Labels: Subscribers Info, Tutorials
Monday, 11 July 2011
Papa i sotwin long painim ston
From: Martin Maden
Dispela tok pilai, mi bin putim em pinis igo insait long wanpela piksa oli kolim "Tinpis Run". Long "Tinpis Run" mi bin tanmi liklik gen na mi bin katim aut sampela hap. Tasol dispela long tamblo long hia em original. Stori ikam long Manus. Mi bin harim long 1983..
Papa, i bin lusim pikinini long haus na em laik hait stil igo giris wantem narapela meri ken long gaden. Yu save, Papa em i bin pasim tingting pinis long paul wokabaut blong em yet, na em ino luksave olsem pikinini man blong em i bin tait ikam bihainim em long baksait istap.
Baga i taitim bun igo stret, na emi go kamap long arere long gaden blong ol lain gel pren blong em. Tasol planti lain i bin stap insait long gaden na baga man nau, em hait baksait long wanpela tapiok stap na lukluk tasol igo long gel pren.
Tasol gel pren tu ya blari sit, em ino lukluk ikam long tapiok blong em. Em bisi nambaut tasol long kamautim garas arere long ol taro. Olsem na man, papa ya em tait igo bagarap olgeta nau. Yu save em lukim hau gel pren i wok long kamautim ol garas na emi kisim filings. Leva blong em tu i ron hariap liklik na wei em i pulim win nau, man, kolostu em bai kamautim ol lip bilong tapiok tu ya.
Orait nau em stat long painim ol liklik ston nambaut blong toromoi igo long gel pren blong em. Tasol papa tu em olsem feelings bagarpim em na em ino toromoi ol ston steret. Em wok long popaia nambaut na ston igo pinis nau. Orait em lukluk strong yet long meri na em i putim han tasol ikam long baksait na painim ston nambaut igo ikam.
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Papa, i bin lusim pikinini long haus na em laik hait stil igo giris wantem narapela meri ken long gaden. Yu save, Papa em i bin pasim tingting pinis long paul wokabaut blong em yet, na em ino luksave olsem pikinini man blong em i bin tait ikam bihainim em long baksait istap.
Baga i taitim bun igo stret, na emi go kamap long arere long gaden blong ol lain gel pren blong em. Tasol planti lain i bin stap insait long gaden na baga man nau, em hait baksait long wanpela tapiok stap na lukluk tasol igo long gel pren.
Tasol gel pren tu ya blari sit, em ino lukluk ikam long tapiok blong em. Em bisi nambaut tasol long kamautim garas arere long ol taro. Olsem na man, papa ya em tait igo bagarap olgeta nau. Yu save em lukim hau gel pren i wok long kamautim ol garas na emi kisim filings. Leva blong em tu i ron hariap liklik na wei em i pulim win nau, man, kolostu em bai kamautim ol lip bilong tapiok tu ya.
Orait nau em stat long painim ol liklik ston nambaut blong toromoi igo long gel pren blong em. Tasol papa tu em olsem feelings bagarpim em na em ino toromoi ol ston steret. Em wok long popaia nambaut na ston igo pinis nau. Orait em lukluk strong yet long meri na em i putim han tasol ikam long baksait na painim ston nambaut igo ikam.
Man turangu, em kirap nogut steret taim pikinini man blong em yet i tok: "Papa em ya. Sampela mo ston ya. Sutim em." Ayo...
Posted by Martin Maden at 13:06 1 comments Links to this post
Saturday, 9 July 2011
Papa i stilim kaikai blong ol pikinini
From Dan Jorgensen
Mama karim nupela pikinini, na bikpela pikinini meri i save kros, long wanem bebi i stap long susu olgeta taim, na i luk olsem mama lus tinktink long nambawan pikinini. Olsem na em i tinktink i stap - hau bai mi stretim wari bilong mi? Nogat - em painim sampela marasin nogut long bus, na wilwilim gut na wokim sampela samting nogut longen - em i ting olsem: taim ol i slip, mi putim sampela marasin long susu bilong mama, na kwiktaim dispela binatang bebi bai pinis. Tudak pinis, ol i slip, na em i wokim olsem. Tulait bruk, i go ausait na waswas, na bihain harim mama i krai. Meri i go long hap na tok, "olsem wanem?" Na mama bekim tok olsem: "trangu, Papa bilong yu indai pinis!"
Mama karim nupela pikinini, na bikpela pikinini meri i save kros, long wanem bebi i stap long susu olgeta taim, na i luk olsem mama lus tinktink long nambawan pikinini. Olsem na em i tinktink i stap - hau bai mi stretim wari bilong mi? Nogat - em painim sampela marasin nogut long bus, na wilwilim gut na wokim sampela samting nogut longen - em i ting olsem: taim ol i slip, mi putim sampela marasin long susu bilong mama, na kwiktaim dispela binatang bebi bai pinis. Tudak pinis, ol i slip, na em i wokim olsem. Tulait bruk, i go ausait na waswas, na bihain harim mama i krai. Meri i go long hap na tok, "olsem wanem?" Na mama bekim tok olsem: "trangu, Papa bilong yu indai pinis!"
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Labels: It runs in the family
Thursday, 7 July 2011
Main Switch Board
From: Berry Loli
Tripla man complain long wanem wok, em stap long time, long ples graun. Bricklayer tok wok blon em kamap pas bikos ol lain Egypt wokim pyramid long time bipo. Kampenta tok wok blon em stap long time, long wanem sip blon Noah ol wokim pas. Pawa man lap isi tasol na tok, time bikman tok there shall be light. Na yutupla ting husait tru sanap long main switch board?
Tripla man complain long wanem wok, em stap long time, long ples graun. Bricklayer tok wok blon em kamap pas bikos ol lain Egypt wokim pyramid long time bipo. Kampenta tok wok blon em stap long time, long wanem sip blon Noah ol wokim pas. Pawa man lap isi tasol na tok, time bikman tok there shall be light. Na yutupla ting husait tru sanap long main switch board?
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Mi giamanim God tasol ya
From: Martin Maden
Papa na pikinini tupela i laik igo toromoi huk long painim pis. Tupela i wok long redim kanu i stap na Papa i tokim pikinini: "Yumi tupela pasim ai na yumi pre pastem bifo yumi go antap long solwara". Papa i pre: "Got Papa, mitupela pikinini i laik go hukim pis. Mitupela i pre olsem bai you givim planti pis long mitupela. Sapos yu givim planti pis long mitupela, bai mitupela givim ol bikpela pis long yu na ol liklik tasol bai mitupela karim igo long peles".
Taim tupela i go antap long solwara nau, man, tupela ino isi long pulim pis. Taim kanu i pulap liklik nau em tupela i pul igo bek sua. Tupela i klinim ol pis pinis, na putim ol igo long basket na tupela i stat wokabaut igo long haus nau. Tasol pikinini i tingim pre blong papa na em askim: "Papa, na yu tok taim yu pre olsem ol bikpela pis bai yumi tupela givim long Got ya? Papa i tok: "Sssh. Pasim maus, mi bin giamanim Got tasol ya".
Papa na pikinini tupela i laik igo toromoi huk long painim pis. Tupela i wok long redim kanu i stap na Papa i tokim pikinini: "Yumi tupela pasim ai na yumi pre pastem bifo yumi go antap long solwara". Papa i pre: "Got Papa, mitupela pikinini i laik go hukim pis. Mitupela i pre olsem bai you givim planti pis long mitupela. Sapos yu givim planti pis long mitupela, bai mitupela givim ol bikpela pis long yu na ol liklik tasol bai mitupela karim igo long peles".
Taim tupela i go antap long solwara nau, man, tupela ino isi long pulim pis. Taim kanu i pulap liklik nau em tupela i pul igo bek sua. Tupela i klinim ol pis pinis, na putim ol igo long basket na tupela i stat wokabaut igo long haus nau. Tasol pikinini i tingim pre blong papa na em askim: "Papa, na yu tok taim yu pre olsem ol bikpela pis bai yumi tupela givim long Got ya? Papa i tok: "Sssh. Pasim maus, mi bin giamanim Got tasol ya".
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Labels: Not in my Church, Role Models
Meaning em wanem kain tok stret?
From: Jack Steven
Wanpela miting bin kamap long wanpela ples na man husait igo pass long miting ino gutpela tumas long kamap siaman. Em iwok long tok hap pidgin na english na planti man long dispela ples ibin faul tru. Wanpela hap tok em isave tok em meaning. Em iwok long usim dispela hap tok na wanpela papa em harim igo na em faul olgeta na em askim siaman. Siaman, dispela hap tok meaning em wanem kain tok stret, siaman bekim olsem meaning long tok pisin em as bilong tok. Orait miting igo yet na paps pilim olsem em sindaun igo na mit blong bun as bilong em pen na em i laik sanap liklik. Em kirap tasol na singaut long siaman olsem, siaman meaning bilong mi pen an mi laik sanap liklik na go raun autsaid na bihain mi kam bek long miting. Ha aha ha ha ha
Wanpela miting bin kamap long wanpela ples na man husait igo pass long miting ino gutpela tumas long kamap siaman. Em iwok long tok hap pidgin na english na planti man long dispela ples ibin faul tru. Wanpela hap tok em isave tok em meaning. Em iwok long usim dispela hap tok na wanpela papa em harim igo na em faul olgeta na em askim siaman. Siaman, dispela hap tok meaning em wanem kain tok stret, siaman bekim olsem meaning long tok pisin em as bilong tok. Orait miting igo yet na paps pilim olsem em sindaun igo na mit blong bun as bilong em pen na em i laik sanap liklik. Em kirap tasol na singaut long siaman olsem, siaman meaning bilong mi pen an mi laik sanap liklik na go raun autsaid na bihain mi kam bek long miting. Ha aha ha ha ha
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Na dasal, mi tok nadasal
From:Jack Steven
Wanpela boss crew blo bus ron long Wau Lae highway. Bagaros em boy sepik na em wantaim draiva bilong em collektim ol pasindia long go lo Lae. Igat gutpela namba liklik bilong ol pasindia ibin kalap long bus (25 sitter coaster bus) tasol ol iwok long raun yet painim sampela moa pasindia. Bus igo stop nau boss crew kalap kam daun tasol sanap long dua bilong go autside long bus tasol tokim ol pasindia long go daun. "Na dasal, mi tok nadasal, wologeta kwan dan, kwan dan nadasal". (Nau tasol mi tok,olgeta go daun. go daun nau tasol). Bagaros ino laik tok save olsem taia flat na ol i bai senisim, nogat em opim dua tasol hatim stret ol pasindia long go daun. Tok pisin tasol em brukim stret...Ha ha ha ha ha...
Wanpela boss crew blo bus ron long Wau Lae highway. Bagaros em boy sepik na em wantaim draiva bilong em collektim ol pasindia long go lo Lae. Igat gutpela namba liklik bilong ol pasindia ibin kalap long bus (25 sitter coaster bus) tasol ol iwok long raun yet painim sampela moa pasindia. Bus igo stop nau boss crew kalap kam daun tasol sanap long dua bilong go autside long bus tasol tokim ol pasindia long go daun. "Na dasal, mi tok nadasal, wologeta kwan dan, kwan dan nadasal". (Nau tasol mi tok,olgeta go daun. go daun nau tasol). Bagaros ino laik tok save olsem taia flat na ol i bai senisim, nogat em opim dua tasol hatim stret ol pasindia long go daun. Tok pisin tasol em brukim stret...Ha ha ha ha ha...
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Labels: Dialects, Lost in Translation
Wednesday, 6 July 2011
Spellim 'cow'
From: Joyce Kuri
Wanpla tisa is askim wanpla mangi igat sevenpla krismas long spellim 'cow'. Mangi yah i paol long spellim na tisa i salim em go long haus. Papa bilong mangi yah i belhat nogut stret long tisa. Em go long skul na krosim tisa olsem: 'Yu ting pikinini blo mi bikpla mangi na you krosim em ah? You skelim sais blo cow na sais blo em!! Yu no laik tokim em lo spelim ol liklik samting inap lo size blo em!! Kain olsem 'mosquito' nabaut!!!'
Wanpla tisa is askim wanpla mangi igat sevenpla krismas long spellim 'cow'. Mangi yah i paol long spellim na tisa i salim em go long haus. Papa bilong mangi yah i belhat nogut stret long tisa. Em go long skul na krosim tisa olsem: 'Yu ting pikinini blo mi bikpla mangi na you krosim em ah? You skelim sais blo cow na sais blo em!! Yu no laik tokim em lo spelim ol liklik samting inap lo size blo em!! Kain olsem 'mosquito' nabaut!!!'
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Labels: Classroom Jokes
Kaikai tapiok na slip
From: Joyce Kuri
Digicel pomotion is kamap na boi ros i ringim missus long nupla namba blong em. Missus i ansa na tok 'i love my digicel'. Boi ros kirap bekim: 'Congratulations you just won my tapiok'. Missus bel kaskas na tok: 'Yu harem, mi sore long yu yah, avinun yu kam long haus bai nogat kaikai, yu bai kaikai tapiok blo yu yet na slip'!!
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Labels: Hunger Strikes, Starvation
Ruba Na Stick
From: Joyce Kuri
Wanpla papa wantaim 8pla pkinini blo em na misis blo em i wetim bus stap na wanpla aipas i kam. Taim bus i kamap nogat inap spes na misis wantaim ol pikinin tasol i kalap. Papa na aipas wanbel lo wokabaut. Taim tupla i go long rot, san tu i hot na tupla tuhat stret. Antap long displa aipas tu i wokim traipla noise long paitim wokabaut stik long soim em rot. Papa i give up stret lo harim noise na tanim tokim aipas 'traim na putim ruba lo wokabaut stick blo yu, em wokim planti noise tumas'. Aipas belhat nogut true na tanim tokim papa ya: 'Sapos yu bin putim ruba long stik blo yu bai mipla no nap wokabaut olsem!'
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Labels: Family Planning, Health Awareness
Tanim Tok
From: Shinobi Yet
Pidgin to its coolest definitions!!
Abstract from a Safety Meeting:
Expat Supervisor: " Safety is important!, If you think otherwise, you can kiss your ass goodbye and go home!!"
PNG Translator: " Seifti em i bikpla samting!!, Sapos yu ting nogat, yu ken kaikai maus blo ass blo yu, tata, na go lo haus!!"
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'Road-testim' Kanu
From: George Waai
Wanpla fisherman baem sampla man alpim em wokim wanpla niupla kanu blo em. Kanu pinis na em kusai lo misis blo em-hamamas wantem. Em kisim meri blo em lo niupla kanu blo em na go 'road-testim'. Tupla stap longwe lo nambis na mama pilim pispis na isi tasol sindaun lo poret blo kanu givim baksait lo papa na pispis insait. Papa em givim baksait olim string na em harim wara ron na tanim, man em belhat stret na singaut antap lo mama korosim em -"Why yu pispis lo kanu blo mi? Yu mas longlong or wanem?" - Tupla pul go bek lo nambis na em still komplen lo mama - kamap lo nambis na komplen yet! Mama belhat nau na sem wantem tanim lo papa na singaut strong lo em - " Mi pispis wanpla taem t'sol lo kanu blo yu, na yu ino isi lo komplen - yu save pispis lo kanu blo mi olgeta nait ya - mino save komplen" -
Wanpla fisherman baem sampla man alpim em wokim wanpla niupla kanu blo em. Kanu pinis na em kusai lo misis blo em-hamamas wantem. Em kisim meri blo em lo niupla kanu blo em na go 'road-testim'. Tupla stap longwe lo nambis na mama pilim pispis na isi tasol sindaun lo poret blo kanu givim baksait lo papa na pispis insait. Papa em givim baksait olim string na em harim wara ron na tanim, man em belhat stret na singaut antap lo mama korosim em -"Why yu pispis lo kanu blo mi? Yu mas longlong or wanem?" - Tupla pul go bek lo nambis na em still komplen lo mama - kamap lo nambis na komplen yet! Mama belhat nau na sem wantem tanim lo papa na singaut strong lo em - " Mi pispis wanpla taem t'sol lo kanu blo yu, na yu ino isi lo komplen - yu save pispis lo kanu blo mi olgeta nait ya - mino save komplen" -
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Labels: Christening, Haus Warming
Haitim ol stick, ston blo yupla
From: Joyce Kuri
Misis laik beten lo kaikai na boi ros kam sidaun na olgeta samting lo trausis kapsait kam autsait. Misis lukim na tok 'bipo lo yumi beten, displa em no ples blo kros-pait. So inap yupla haitim ol stick, ston blo yupla'.
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Lu-ci-fer baby dinosaur
From: Joyce Kuri
Wanpla lapun papa go lo wanpla crusade na ol lain singsing 'Crucified laid behind the stone'.
Lapun ting ol bagarapim Satan na em pulim lo sinsing olsem, 'Lu-ci-fer baby dinosaur'.
Wanpla lapun papa go lo wanpla crusade na ol lain singsing 'Crucified laid behind the stone'.
Lapun ting ol bagarapim Satan na em pulim lo sinsing olsem, 'Lu-ci-fer baby dinosaur'.
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Jumping to a Conclusion
From:Jack Steven
Wanpela paps go long Lae show na lukim ol wait man kalap long parasut. Man, tingting kilim em taim em igo bek long peles sampela dei bihain. Wanpela morning taim em kirap na tokim ol lain long peles olsem em bai soim wanpela nupela samting ol wait i mekim na em lukim long show. Boy kisim ambrela bilong tambu meri bilong em na tokim ol lain long peles kam bung long as bilong wanpela bikpela diwai namel long peles. Bagaros igo antap pinis em opim ambrela na tok em bai kalap na bai flot isi isi kam daun, man indai bilong em stret taim em kalap na ambrela ya, wind opim.
Ol isave tok, PNG, land of the unexpected.. ha ha ha ha ha
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Labels: Technology Fails
Guitar is your food
From:David Putulan
Wanpela waitman go long sepik na paitim guitar stap na singsing. Wanpela ples man go sanap na tok "ah master, guitar em kaikai blong en stret yah". Waitman kirap na askim narapela man sanap stap, "What did he say?" Man yah tu no save gut long tok english so em i tok: "No he said guitar is your food".
he he
Wanpela waitman go long sepik na paitim guitar stap na singsing. Wanpela ples man go sanap na tok "ah master, guitar em kaikai blong en stret yah". Waitman kirap na askim narapela man sanap stap, "What did he say?" Man yah tu no save gut long tok english so em i tok: "No he said guitar is your food".
he he
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Honey, Sweetie and Buai
From: Jessie May Joske
Okay mi no gutpla stret lo jokes but bai mi traim...mi harim disla joke lo FB somewhere, sorry disla em tokpisin mix English joke...mi sa Hamamas lo readim ol joke lo disla wall.......Ol funny jokes stret....
Okay,
Wanpla png couple I sindaun lo restaurant na kaikai I stap. Lo klostu table tupla marit blo Europe I sindaun na husband I tok lo meri blo em "Honey, pass me the salt please....."
Na lo narapla klostu table tu, displa expatriate man askim meri blo em " Sweetie, pass me the salt, please.
Oh okay, PNG man em tingting ol disla tupla foreign man callim meri blo ol lo samting ol i laikim....so em I tok lo meri blo em " Buai, pass me the salt, please"........
Okay mi no gutpla stret lo jokes but bai mi traim...mi harim disla joke lo FB somewhere, sorry disla em tokpisin mix English joke...mi sa Hamamas lo readim ol joke lo disla wall.......Ol funny jokes stret....
Okay,
Wanpla png couple I sindaun lo restaurant na kaikai I stap. Lo klostu table tupla marit blo Europe I sindaun na husband I tok lo meri blo em "Honey, pass me the salt please....."
Na lo narapla klostu table tu, displa expatriate man askim meri blo em " Sweetie, pass me the salt, please.
Oh okay, PNG man em tingting ol disla tupla foreign man callim meri blo ol lo samting ol i laikim....so em I tok lo meri blo em " Buai, pass me the salt, please"........
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Labels: Terms of Endearment
Lamb Flaps blo Haus Krai
From:
One for the tonite:
Lapun yah bikpla sick kisim em na klostu em bai dai nau. Em slip lo bed tasol na stap. Morning em kirap na lukim lapun meri kukim lamp flaps blo breakfast. Tingim em docta tambu lo em lo kaikai bikos em bai dai klostu, tasol paps kirap tasol putim han go lo kisim wanpla. Lapun mams kirap paitim han blo em na tokim em, oi lusim yah em blo haus karai blo yu yah.....
Francis Dagg
One for the tonite:
Lapun yah bikpla sick kisim em na klostu em bai dai nau. Em slip lo bed tasol na stap. Morning em kirap na lukim lapun meri kukim lamp flaps blo breakfast. Tingim em docta tambu lo em lo kaikai bikos em bai dai klostu, tasol paps kirap tasol putim han go lo kisim wanpla. Lapun mams kirap paitim han blo em na tokim em, oi lusim yah em blo haus karai blo yu yah.....
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Labels: Death and Dying, Haus Krai
Health Education
From:
Apologies in advance.
Tisa kirap askim ol students, ok yupla bin harim lo "period" blo ol meri bipo oh nogat. Kuti mangi lo baksait lo classroom kirap na bekim, yes tisa, las wik bikpla susa blo mi bin tok olsem em bin misim lo wanpla mun, man taim ol hauslain harim olsem em mama blo mi faint, papa blo mi kisim heart attack, na hausboi blo mipla runaway.
Francis Dagg
Apologies in advance.
Tisa kirap askim ol students, ok yupla bin harim lo "period" blo ol meri bipo oh nogat. Kuti mangi lo baksait lo classroom kirap na bekim, yes tisa, las wik bikpla susa blo mi bin tok olsem em bin misim lo wanpla mun, man taim ol hauslain harim olsem em mama blo mi faint, papa blo mi kisim heart attack, na hausboi blo mipla runaway.
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Labels: Health Education
Anger Management
From:
Francis Dagg
Paps: oi mama, how na nau mi save cross lo yu nau, yu no save bekim.
Mams: paps oh, taim yu save cross lo mi mi save go na klinim na brasim toilet.
paps: hey, how na?
Mams: stap isi, mi save yusim tooth brush blo yu.
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Labels: Anger Management, House Keeping
Tripla Spak Maik
From: Joyce Kuri
Tripla spak maik stopim wanpla taxi cab na kalap long en. Driva skelim olsem olgeta i bom dai olgeta so em putim on engin blo car, putim off ken na tok ok mipla kamap pinis. Wanpla spak maik givim moni lo taxi driva na narapla tok tenkyu tasol last spak maik kam autsait lo car na lusim wanpla han lo pes blo driva. Driva ting olsem last spak maik i luk save lo rong blo em na em askim 'why yu paitim mi?' Last Spak maik kirap na tok 'yu longlong ah? why yu spidim car, inap lo yu kilim mipla ya' :)
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Labels: Drunks and Drinking
Solwara i pundaun lon skai bikos lon Kolwara
From: Kingston Sitban
Nau i gat wanpla lapun i save gut lon olgeta sik blon ples na blon ol waitman (self promote). Em i singautim olgeta manmeri lon ples lon kam bung nau em givim displa traipla toksave:
Aye Aye yubla ol manmeri, herim herim. Kain sik olsem ino bin kamab pibo pibo em kamab nau tete. Aste yumi thing em sik kolwara (cholera) yah. Nau tadol mi mbin harem lo radiyo (Tok pisin radio) nogat em solwara yah. Na emb ingo tu lon Siaban na kilim blanti manbmeri na emb wokim na wanbla blant ol i kolimb “yu klia Blant” emb i hot olsem sun. Na displa solwara nau em bai i kam pundaun lo yumi olsem rain.
They were misinformed in regards to Cholera. It is now well regarded in Enga as Kolwara.
Displa em i kamap lon Enga lon Wapanemanda. Olgeta Lapun lon up ol i harim olsem wanpla blo oI go lon Mosbi na i kam bek wantaim nupela bikpela sik ol i kolim kolwara. Ol i harim olsem kolwara i kilim planti nambis man lo Mosbi yet na ol poret i stret lon displa sik.
Nau i gat wanpla lapun i save gut lon olgeta sik blon ples na blon ol waitman (self promote). Em i singautim olgeta manmeri lon ples lon kam bung nau em givim displa traipla toksave:
Aye Aye yubla ol manmeri, herim herim. Kain sik olsem ino bin kamab pibo pibo em kamab nau tete. Aste yumi thing em sik kolwara (cholera) yah. Nau tadol mi mbin harem lo radiyo (Tok pisin radio) nogat em solwara yah. Na emb ingo tu lon Siaban na kilim blanti manbmeri na emb wokim na wanbla blant ol i kolimb “yu klia Blant” emb i hot olsem sun. Na displa solwara nau em bai i kam pundaun lo yumi olsem rain.
They were misinformed in regards to Cholera. It is now well regarded in Enga as Kolwara.
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Nupla na Olpla Hul
From: Joyce Kuri
'Nupla na Olpla Hul'Wanpla lapun papa i sik na go lo haus sik. Nes sekim em na tokim em 'papa yu silip lo bet na bai mi givim yu wanpla sut.' Lapun igo silip lo bet na bepo lo Nes is planim needle stret em tok 'pikini noken wokim nupla hul putim lo hul stap pinis ya'!! :)
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Labels: Haus Sik Jokes
Tok Pisin Jokes - PNG
Members Blog Created
I don't quite know yet where we can go with this. FaceBook announced the new changes while I was away working so I couldn't react in time to update our group.
As FB is not giving me any possibility to update, I decided to act for our group and for the things that make you and I as Papua New Guineans special. We have one of the healthiest joking cultures and joking relationships on the planet.
I've moved us to a blog for now - with the same name we use on FaceBook.
Also here, you can still read all the jokes that I had already managed to transfer away from FB because of its constant changes of design and purpose.
So now all that is left to do is to upgrade this blog in a way that you can easily contribute to it and also share its jokes on your own profiles.
Much Love to you all,
Martin
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text: 1Jisas i mekim sampela tok piksa long ol bikman bilong ol Juda. Em i tok olsem, “Wanpela man i bin wokim wanpela gaden wain, na i banisim. Na em i wokim hul olsem tang bilong krungutim na memeim ol pikinini wain, na em i wokim haus bilong ol man i ken i stap na was long gaden. Na em i putim dispela gaden long han bilong sampela man i laik wok bisnis long en. Na em yet i go long wanpela longwe ples. 2Orait long taim bilong ol diwai wain i karim kaikai, em i salim wanpela wokboi i go long ol man i wok long gaden wain. Em i laik bai ol i givim em sampela kaikai bilong dispela gaden. 3Tasol ol man i wok long gaden ol i holimpas dispela wokboi na paitim em nogut, na ol i rausim em i go nating. 4Na papa bilong gaden i salim narapela wokboi i go long ol. Na ol i brukim het bilong en na mekim nogut long en. 5Na em i salim wanpela wokboi moa. Na ol i kilim dispela wokboi i dai. Na bihain em i salim planti wokboi moa i go long ol. Na ol i paitim sampela, na ol i kilim sampela i dai. 6Na wanpela man moa tasol i stap. Dispela man em pikinini bilong en, em i laikim tumas. Tasol las tru em i salim dispela pikinini i go long ol man i wok long gaden. Papa i tok olsem, ‘Bai ol i harim tok bilong pikinini bilong mi.’ 7Tasol ol dispela man i wok long gaden ol i toktok namel long ol yet olsem, ‘Dispela man hia bai i kisim olgeta samting bilong papa bilong en. Goan, yumi kilim em i dai, na bai yumi yet i holim dispela gaden.’ 8Olsem na ol i kisim em na kilim em i dai. Na ol i tromoi bodi bilong en i go ausait long gaden. 9“Orait papa bilong gaden wain bai em i mekim wanem? Harim. Em bai i kam na kilim i dai ol dispela man i wok long gaden. Na em bai i givim dispela gaden wain long ol arapela man. 10“Ating yupela i no bin ritim dispela hap tok i stap long buk bilong God, a? Dispela tok i olsem, ‘Dispela ston ol kamda i ting em i nogut na ol i rausim, nau em i kamap nambawan ston bilong strongim banis bilong haus. 11Bikpela yet i mekim dispela samting i kamap, na mipela i lukim em i gutpela tru.’ ” 12Ol bikman i save, Jisas i laik sutim tok long ol tasol na em i mekim dispela tok piksa. Ol i laik tru long holimpas Jisas, tasol ol i pret long ol manmeri. Olsem na ol i lusim em na ol i go. 13Ol bikman i salim sampela Farisi wantaim sampela man bilong lain bilong Herot i go long Jisas. Ol i laik trikim Jisas long mekim sampela tok i no stret, bai ol i ken kotim em long tok bilong em yet. 14Orait ol i kam na ol i tokim em olsem, “Tisa, mipela i save, yu man bilong tok tru. Na yu no save pret long wanpela man. Yu save mekim wankain tok long olgeta man, maski ol i gat nem o ol i no gat nem. Long tok tru tasol yu save skulim ol manmeri long pasin bilong God. Orait, yu ting wanem? I orait long yumi ken givim takis long Sisar, o nogat? Yumi mas givim, o nogat?” 15Tasol Jisas i save pinis long giaman bilong ol, na em i tokim ol olsem, “Watpo yupela i traim mi? Kisim wanpela mani i kam na mi lukim.” 16Na ol i kisim wanpela mani i kam. Na em i askim ol, “Dispela piksa na dispela nem em i bilong husat?” Na ol i tok, “Bilong Sisar.” 17Na Jisas i tokim ol olsem, “Orait samting bilong Sisar, em yupela i mas givim long Sisar. Na samting bilong God, em yupela i mas givim long God.” Ol i harim tok bilong en na ol i kirap nogut tru. 18Orait nau ol Sadyusi i kam long Jisas. Ol dispela lain i save tok, ol man i dai pinis, bai ol i no inap kirap bek. Orait ol i askim Jisas olsem, 19“Tisa, Moses i bin raitim wanpela tok bilong yumi olsem. Sapos wanpela man i dai, na em i no gat pikinini, tasol meri bilong en i stap yet, orait brata bilong dispela man i mas maritim dispela meri na kamapim ol pikinini, bai lain bilong brata bilong en i no ken pinis. 20Orait wanpela taim 7-pela brata i stap. Namba wan em i kisim meri, na bihain em i dai, na i no gat pikinini. 21Olsem na namba 2 brata i kisim dispela meri. Na em tu i dai, na i no gat pikinini. Na namba 3 brata em tu i mekim wankain pasin. 22Olsem tasol dispela 7-pela brata olgeta ol i maritim dispela meri, na ol i no gat pikinini, na ol i dai. Na bihain tru, meri tu em i dai. 23Orait bihain, taim ol man i dai pinis ol i kirap bek, dispela meri bai i stap meri bilong husat tru? Yu save, ol 7-pela man i bin kisim em na em i stap meri bilong ol.” 24Orait Jisas i tokim ol olsem, “Yupela i no save long ol tok i stap long buk bilong God. Na yupela i no save long strong bilong God tu. Olsem na yupela i mekim tok kranki. 25Long taim ol man i dai pinis, ol i lusim matmat na i kirap bek, ol dispela lain manmeri bai ol i no inap marit. Nogat. Bai ol i stap olsem ol ensel bilong heven. 26“Tasol long dispela tok bilong ol man i dai pinis na i kirap bek, ating yupela i no bin ritim long buk bilong Moses dispela stori bilong liklik diwai i paia? Long dispela stori God i tokim Moses olsem, ‘Mi God bilong Abraham na bilong Aisak na bilong Jekop.’ 27God em i no God bilong ol man i dai pinis. Nogat. Em i God bilong ol man i stap laip. Olsem na tok bilong yupela i kranki tru!” 28Wanpela saveman bilong lo i kam, na em i harim ol Sadyusi i pait long toktok wantaim Jisas. Na em i harim Jisas i bekim tok bilong ol gutpela tru. Olsem na em i askim Jisas, “Wanem lo em i winim olgeta lo na i namba wan?” 29Jisas i bekim tok bilong em olsem, “Namba wan lo em i dispela, ‘Yupela Israel, harim gut. Bikpela em wanpela tasol em i God bilong yumi. 30Yupela i mas laikim God, Bikpela bilong yumi. Yupela i mas laikim em tru long bel bilong yupela na long spirit bilong yupela na long tingting bilong yupela na long strong bilong yupela.’ 31Na namba 2 lo em i dispela, ‘Yu mas laikim ol wantok olsem yu laikim yu yet.’ I no gat narapela lo i bikpela na i winim dispela tupela lo.” 32Orait dispela saveman bilong lo i tokim Jisas olsem, “Tisa, tok bilong yu i gutpela. I tru, Bikpela wanpela tasol em i God, na i no gat narapela God i stap. 33Yumi mas laikim em tru long bel bilong yumi na long save bilong yumi na long strong bilong yumi. Na yumi mas laikim ol wantok olsem yumi save laikim yumi yet. Sapos yumi bihainim dispela tupela lo, orait dispela pasin em i winim olgeta ofa ol i save kukim olgeta long paia, na i winim olgeta kain ofa.” 34Jisas i harim dispela man i bekim tok olsem man i gat gutpela save, na Jisas i tokim em olsem, “Yu no i stap longwe long kingdom bilong God.” Na olgeta man i pret long askim Jisas long wanpela samting moa. 35Jisas i stap insait long banis bilong tempel na em i wok long givim tok long ol manmeri. Em i tok olsem, “Olsem wanem na ol saveman bilong lo i save tok olsem, man God i makim bilong kisim bek ol manmeri bilong en, em i pikinini bilong Devit? 36Holi Spirit i givim tingting long Devit, na Devit yet i tok, ‘Bikpela i tokim Bikpela bilong mi olsem, “Yu sindaun long han sut bilong mi inap mi putim ol birua bilong yu i stap aninit long yu.” ’ 37Devit yet i kolim dispela man Bikpela bilong em. Orait olsem wanem na dispela man em i pikinini bilong Devit?” Bikpela lain manmeri i stap, na ol i amamas tru long harim tok bilong Jisas. 38Na Jisas i skulim ol, na em i tok olsem, “Yupela lukaut long ol saveman bilong lo. Ol i save laikim tumas long putim longpela klos na wokabaut i go. Ol i laikim tumas long ol manmeri i mas givim gude long ol long ol ples bung. 39Ol i laikim tumas long kisim ol namba wan ples bilong sindaun long ol haus lotu, na ol i save laik long kisim ol namba wan sia long ol bikpela kaikai. 40Ol i save trikim ol meri, man bilong ol i dai pinis, na stilim ol haus bilong ol. Na ol i save giaman long mekim ol longpela prea. Long taim bilong kot ol bai i kisim bikpela hevi moa.” 41Jisas i sindaun klostu long bokis mani bilong tempel. Na em i lukim ol manmeri i kam putim ol ofa long bokis. Na planti maniman i putim planti mani. 42Na wanpela rabismeri, man bilong en i dai pinis, em i kam na i tromoi tupela liklik mani, inap olsem wan toea. 43Na Jisas i singautim ol disaipel bilong en i kam, na em i tokim ol olsem, “Mi tok tru long yupela, dispela rabismeri, man bilong en i dai pinis, em i givim bikpela mani moa, i winim olgeta mani ol arapela manmeri i bin putim long bokis mani bilong tempel. 44Dispela olgeta manmeri ol i gat planti mani i stap, na ol i tromoi hap tasol i go long bokis. Tasol dispela meri em i sot tru, na em i tromoi olgeta mani bilong en. Em i no gat mani moa i stap bilong baim kaikai.”

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text: 1Devit i toktok wantaim Husai pinis, orait em i lusim het bilong maunten na i wokabaut i go liklik. Na Siba, wokboi bilong Mefiboset, i kam bungim em. Siba i bin kisim 200 bret na 100 mekpas pikinini wain ol i bin mekim drai na 100 mekpas pikinini bilong diwai fik na wanpela skin meme ol i bin pulimapim wain long en. Na em i bin putim ol dispela kaikai long tupela donki na bringim i kam long Devit. 2Na Devit i askim em olsem, “Bilong wanem yu bringim ol dispela samting i kam?” Orait Siba i bekim tok olsem, “Tupela donki i bilong ol famili bilong yu i ken sindaun long tupela na wokabaut. Na dispela bret na pikinini bilong diwai i bilong ol lain man bilong yu i ken kaikai. Na dispela wain i bilong ol i ken dring taim ol i wokabaut long ples drai na skin bilong ol i les.” 3Na king i tok, “Gutpela tru, tasol mi laik save, bos bilong yu, Mefiboset, em i stap we?” Na Siba i tok, “Em i stap yet long Jerusalem, long wanem, em i ting olsem, nau bai ol Israel i makim em long kamap king, na bai em i bosim ol Israel olsem tumbuna bilong en, King Sol, i bin mekim.” 4King Devit i harim dispela tok na em i tokim Siba olsem, “Tru, a? Orait nau mi givim olgeta samting bilong Mefiboset i go long yu.” Orait Siba i tokim Devit olsem, “King, mi olsem wanpela wokboi nating bilong yu. Na mi laik olgeta samting bai mi mekim i ken mekim yu i amamas long mi.” 5Devit i toktok wantaim Siba pinis, orait Devit wantaim ol lain bilong en i wokabaut i go long ples Bahurim. Ol i kamap long dispela ples, na wanpela man bilong lain bilong Sol i kam ausait bilong bungim Devit. Nem bilong en Simei, na em i pikinini man bilong Gera. Simei i wok long kros na tok nogut long Devit na i wokabaut i kam. 6Taim Simei i kam klostu long Devit na ol ofisa bilong en, Simei i tromoi ol ston long ol. Planti lain soldia i wokabaut wantaim Devit na Devit i stap namel long ol. Tasol Simei i no pret long ol. Nogat. 7Simei i tok nogut long Devit olsem, “Yu klia. Yu man bilong kilim man i dai. Yu man nogut, yu raus. 8Yu bin rausim Sol na kisim ples bilong en na kamap king. Na yu bin kilim i dai planti man long lain bilong Sol. Olsem na nau Bikpela i bekim dispela pasin nogut bilong yu. Na Bikpela i senisim yu na makim pikinini bilong yu, Apsalom, long kamap king bilong Israel. Yu man bilong kilim man, olsem na God i bagarapim yu nau.” 9Na Abisai, pikinini man bilong Seruia, i tokim Devit olsem, “King, bilong wanem yu larim dispela rabis dok i tok nogut long yu? Larim mi i go katim nek bilong en.” 10Tasol king i tokim Abisai na brata bilong en Joap olsem, “Dispela i no samting bilong yutupela. Larim em. Sapos Bikpela i bin tokim dispela man long tok nogut long mi, orait husat inap askim em, ‘Bilong wanem yu mekim dispela kain tok?’ ” 11Na Devit i tokim Abisai na ol arapela ofisa olsem, “Harim. Sapos pikinini man bilong mi yet i laik kilim mi i dai, orait bilong wanem yumi kirap nogut long dispela man bilong lain Benjamin i kros long mi? Bikpela yet i tokim em long tok nogut long mi, olsem na larim em i mekim dispela tok. 12Bikpela i save pinis long ol pasin nogut bilong mi, na sapos Bikpela i laik, em inap long senisim ol dispela tok nogut nau ol i mekim long mi, na bai em i ken mekim gut long mi.” 13Devit i tok pinis na em wantaim ol lain man bilong en i wokabaut i go. Dispela rot ol i bihainim, em i go klostu long maunten. Na Simei i wokabaut antap liklik long dispela maunten na i wok long tok nogut long Devit na tromoi ston na graun long em. 14Tasol king wantaim ol soldia na ol manmeri bilong en i wokabaut i go na ol i go kamap long ples ol i go long en. Ol i tait tru, olsem na ol i malolo long dispela hap. 15Apsalom wantaim olgeta arapela Israel i go kamap long Jerusalem. Na Ahitofel i kam wantaim Apsalom. 16Na bihain, Husai, dispela pren bilong Devit, i go bungim Apsalom, na em i singaut long Apsalom olsem, “King, yu ken i stap longtaim.” 17Apsalom i harim dispela tok na em i tokim Husai olsem, “E, yu wanpela gutpela pren bilong Devit. Bilong wanem na yu no go wantaim em? Dispela i gutpela pasin bilong pren, a?” 18Orait Husai i tokim Apsalom olsem, “Nogat. Sapos Bikpela wantaim ol dispela manmeri hia na olgeta arapela Israel i bin makim wanpela king, orait mi mas aninit long em na stap wantaim em. 19Na sapos mi no i stap wokman bilong yu, bai mi go i stap wokman bilong husat? Bipo mi bin mekim wok bilong papa bilong yu, olsem na nau bai mi mekim wok bilong yu, pikinini bilong en.” 20Orait na Apsalom i tokim Ahitofel olsem, “Nau yu mas tokim mi. Bai mi mekim wanem?” 21Na Ahitofel i tok, “Yu go slip wantaim ol namba 2 lain meri bilong papa bilong yu, em i bin lusim i stap bilong lukautim haus king. Sapos yu mekim olsem, bai olgeta lain manmeri long Israel i save olsem, yu bin mekim papa bilong yu i kamap birua tru bilong yu. Olsem na bai olgeta dispela manmeri i bihainim yu nau, ol i ken strong tru long bihainim yu.” 22Ahitofel i tok olsem, orait ol i salim sampela man i go antap long het bilong haus king, na ol i sanapim wanpela haus sel. Na long ai bilong olgeta manmeri Apsalom i go insait long dispela haus sel. Na ol i bringim ol namba 2 lain meri bilong papa bilong en i kam, bilong Apsalom i ken slip wantaim ol wan wan. 23Long dispela taim, ol man i save ting olgeta tok Ahitofel i autim bilong givim tingting long ol, em i olsem tok God yet i bin autim, na ol i save bihainim tru. Pastaim Devit i bin bihainim olgeta tok bilong Ahitofel, na nau Apsalom tu i laik bihainim.


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Immigration Minister bilong Australia, Brendan O'Connor itok em i hamamas long dispela Asylum Seeker Processing senta long Manus ailan.
Minister O'Connor ibin go lukluk long dispela processing senta aste, long wanpela raun bilong em igo long Papua New Guinea.
Em i tokim ol niusman long Port Moresby olsem emi toktok wantaim moa long 20-pela ol manmeri long displa kemp, na emi hamamas long stap blo ol dispela asylum seeker na ol pikinini na femili bilong ol.
Mr O'Connor ibin bungim tu wanwok blo em - PNG Foreign Affairs na Immigration Minister Rimbink Pato, na strongim ol toktok blong kamapim wanpela pemanent processing senta long Manus ailan.
Tasol Minista O'Connor ino tokaut wanem taim steret bai Australia i steretim pepa bilong ol nambawan lain asylum seeker long kamap olsem ol refugee.
Raun bilong Minister O'Connor igo long PNG i kam namel long wanpela taim we, planti ol manmeri bilong Australia na PNG igat kainkain tingting long dispela asylum seeker toktok.
Long mun January bikpla opis bilong ol refugee long wold UNHCR ibin mekim wanpela ripot olsem stap bilong ol dispela asylum seeker long Manus, em ino gutpela tumas, na Australia na PNG imas hariap long steretim.
Tasol Minister O'Connor ibin tokim ol newsman long Port Moresby tete avinun olsem, inogat rong long stap bilong ol asylum long Manus, na em i hamamas long stap bilong ol.
Memba bilong Manus electorate Ronny Knight i tok olsem, Manus i nogat heve wantaim sindaun bilong ol asylum seeker long island blo ol.
Tasol em i sapotim toktok bilong Gavana bilong Mista Charlie Benjami, olsem Gavaman bilong Australia na PNG imas bihainim toktok bilong ol na givim halivim long Manus olsem ol ibin promis.
Mista Knight itok tu olsem, Manus Provincial Gavaman ibin halivim Gavaman bilong Australia na PNG long painim ol hap giraun bilong sanapim wanpela pemanent processing center bilong ol asylum seeker insait long region.
Tasol Mista Knight itok, em i laikim wok bung long kamap namel long tupela gavaman na ol pipol bilong Manus.


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Sea Shepherd itok ol nau i win bihain long Japan itok oli lusim wel hanting long sampela taim insait long Southern Ocean long tablo long Australia.
Long Trinde, dispela anti-whaling grup itok wanpela ship blong Japan i bampim tupela long ol bot blong ol, Steve Irwin na Bob Barker, insait long Antarctic solwara blong Australia.
Em itok dispela atak i kamap bihain long wanpela long ol whaling ship blong Japan i tokim ol long raus long dispela hap.
Ol activist ia i tokwin olsem ol coastguard blong Japan i toromwe "concussion grenades" long ol bot blong ol.
Fisheries agency blong Japan itok dispela ino tru, tasol oli tok em i tru wanpela faktori ship blong ol, Nisshin Maru, i bampim tupela bot blong Sea Shepherd.
Oli tok oli bampim tupela bot ia bihain ol activist ia i go klostu tumas long wanpela ship blong Japan we i gohet long rifilim fiul.
Institute of Cetacean Research blong Japan itok em i stopim wok nau ia long wanem oli nonap rifilim fiul blong ol ship blong ol.
Bob Barker captain Peter Hammarstedt inbin tokim ABC olsem em i wanpela denjaras samting tumas ibin kamap namel long tupela grup ia.
Em itok dispela ship Nisshin Maru i bampim bot blong em ba em i poret olsem oli klustu tru long kapsait na go daun long solwara.
Het blong Sea Shepherd na kapten blong Steve Irwin, Paul Watson itok dispela atak i sain blong Japan i painim had tru long wanem oli lusim planti milion dola.
Em itok wol i agensim ol lain blong Japan ia...na nogat wanpela i bilip olsem hantim wel oli mekim ia em blong sait long science - trupela samting olsem oli wokim dispela blong mekim bisnis tasol. Em itok oli nau painim had tru na i wok long koros.
Mr Watson itok i luk olsem em i had long ol Japanes whalers ia bai statim gen long hantim ol wel long dispela yar.
Em itok igat 18-pela de tasol i stap long taim blong hantim wel long dispela yar.
Sea Shepherd director and former Greens leader Bob Brown itok dispela clash i worst wan long Southern Ocean insait long tripela yar.
Em itok em i wanpela denjaras samting tru na em soim Japan gavman i brukim ol international sea law, international environmental law na international territorial law.
Em itok Tokyo i nau kontrolim solwara blong Australia na gavman blong Australia i mas salim ol ship blong pait long go lukautim solwara blong kantri.
Opposition environment mausman Greg Hunt i wanbel long dispela na itok Federal Government ino laik luksave long dispela heve.
Em itok em ibin rait long Environment Minister na askim long salim go wanpela Customs bot go long dispela eria hariap.
Mr Hunt itok sapos gavman ino mekim olsem, em i minim oli no luksave long dispela pait na heve we bai minim Japan blong gohet long kilim dai ol wel na tu i putim laip blong ol pipol long denja.
Tasol Environment Minister Tony Burke itok gavman em i nid long wari.
Em itokim ABC News olsem pipol i nid long lukaut na meksua oli no bagarapim wok blong conservation insait long Antarctic.
Em itok gavman em bai dil wantaim dispela long kot na ino long pait pasin - na em i laik lukim tupela sait wantaim long dispela pait i mas stap isi.
Mr Burke itok gavman i laik lukim safety long solwara - tasol ol ripot i soim narapela kain.
Defence Minister Stephen Smith ibin tokim ABC News Breakfast olsem gavman i nogat plan long salim Navy igo long Southern Ocean.
Australia Maritime Safety Authority itok oli gohet long investigetim dispela pait namel long tupela lain ia.


text: 1Dispela em i tok long ol lain tumbuna bilong Jisas Krais. Jisas em i bilong lain bilong Devit na Devit em i bilong lain bilong Abraham. 2Abraham em i papa bilong Aisak. Na Aisak em i papa bilong Jekop. Na Jekop em i papa bilong Juda wantaim ol brata bilong en. 3Juda em i papa bilong Peres wantaim Sera. Mama bilong tupela em Tamar. Na Peres em i papa bilong Hesron. Na Hesron em i papa bilong Ram. 4Na Ram em i papa bilong Aminadap. Na Aminadap em i papa bilong Nason. Na Nason em i papa bilong Salmon. 5Na Salmon em i papa bilong Boas. Mama bilong en em Rahap. Na Boas em i papa bilong Obet. Mama bilong en em Rut. Na Obet em i papa bilong Jesi. 6Na Jesi em i papa bilong King Devit. Na Devit em i papa bilong Solomon. Mama bilong Solomon bipo em i bin i stap meri bilong Uria. 7Na Solomon em i papa bilong Rehoboam. Na Rehoboam em i papa bilong Abiya. Na Abiya em i papa bilong Asa. 8Na Asa em i papa bilong Jehosafat. Na Jehosafat em i papa bilong Jehoram. Na Jehoram em i papa bilong Usia. 9Na Usia em i papa bilong Jotam. Na Jotam em i papa bilong Ahas. Na Ahas em i papa bilong Hesekia. 10Na Hesekia em i papa bilong Manase. Na Manase em i papa bilong Emon. Na Emon em i papa bilong Josaia. 11Na Josaia em i papa bilong Jehoiakin wantaim ol brata bilong en. Long dispela taim ol Israel i go kalabus long Babilon. 12Stat long taim ol i go kalabus long Babilon, orait Jehoiakin em i papa bilong Sealtiel. Na Sealtiel em i papa bilong Serubabel. 13Na Serubabel em i papa bilong Abiut. Na Abiut em i papa bilong Eliakim. Na Eliakim em i papa bilong Asor. 14Na Asor em i papa bilong Sadok. Na Sadok em i papa bilong Akim. Na Akim em i papa bilong Eliut. 15Na Eliut em i papa bilong Eleasar. Na Eleasar em i papa bilong Matan. Na Matan em i papa bilong Jekop. 16Na Jekop em i papa bilong Josep. Na Josep em i man bilong Maria. Na Maria i karim Jisas, ol i save kolim em Krais, em man God i makim bilong kisim bek ol manmeri bilong en. 17Olsem na olgeta lain bilong Abraham, i kam inap long Devit, em i 14 lain. Na olgeta lain bilong Devit, i kam inap long taim ol i go kalabus long Babilon, em i 14 lain. Na stat long taim ol i go kalabus long Babilon, inap long taim Krais i kamap, dispela olgeta tu em i 14 lain. 18Stori bilong Jisas Krais i kamap, em i olsem. Mama bilong en, Maria, ol i makim em pinis bilong maritim Josep. Tasol taim tupela i no i stap wantaim yet, ol i lukim Maria i gat bel. Holi Spirit tasol i bin mekim na Maria i gat bel. 19Man bilong en, Josep, em i stretpela man. Em i harim olsem Maria i gat bel, na em i laik lusim em. Tasol em i no laik givim sem long Maria long ai bilong ol manmeri. Olsem na em i laik lusim em isi tasol. 20Josep i tingting yet long dispela, na long driman wanpela ensel bilong Bikpela i kamap long em. Ensel i tok olsem, “Josep, yu man bilong lain bilong Devit, yu no ken pret long kisim Maria olsem meri bilong yu. Harim. Dispela pikinini i stap long bel bilong en, em Holi Spirit i bin givim long em. 21Bai em i karim pikinini man, na yu mas kolim nem bilong en Jisas, long wanem, em bai i lusim sin bilong ol manmeri bilong en na kisim bek ol.” 22Dispela olgeta samting i kamap bilong inapim wanpela tok Bikpela i bin mekim long maus bilong profet. Profet i bin tok olsem, 23“Harim. Wanpela meri i no bin slip wantaim man, em bai i gat bel na i karim wanpela pikinini man. Na bai ol i kolim nem bilong en Emanuel.” As bilong dispela nem i olsem, God i stap wantaim yumi. 24Taim Josep i kirap long slip, orait em i mekim olsem ensel bilong Bikpela i bin tokim em. Em i kisim meri bilong en. 25Tasol em i no slip wantaim em, i go inap long taim Maria i karim pikinini man. Na em i kolim nem bilong en Jisas.


text: 1God na King bilong mi, bai mi tokaut long biknem bilong yu. Na oltaim oltaim bai mi tok tenkyu long yu. 2Olgeta de bai mi tenkyu long yu. Na oltaim oltaim bai mi litimapim nem bilong yu. 3Bikpela i gat biknem na yumi mas litimapim biknem bilong em moa yet. Em i antap tru na yumi no inap save olgeta long biknem bilong en. Tingting bilong yumi i sot. 4God, ol lain manmeri i stap nau bai ol i tokaut long ol arapela lain i kamap bihain long ol samting yu mekim na bai ol i litimapim nem bilong yu. Na bai ol i stori long ol bikpela wok yu bin mekim. 5Ol man bai i tok long strong bilong yu, na long yu bikpela king tru. Na mi yet bai mi tingting long ol gutpela gutpela wok bilong yu. 6Bai ol manmeri i stori long ol strongpela wok yu bin mekim, na bai mi tokaut long yu i gat biknem tru. 7Ol bai i stori long ol gutpela pasin bilong yu na ol bai i singim song long marimari bilong yu. 8Bikpela i save laikim yumi tumas na i save marimari long yumi. Em i no save kros kwiktaim na oltaim em i save sori long yumi. 9Em i save mekim gutpela pasin long olgeta manmeri na em i save marimari long olgeta samting em i bin wokim. 10Bikpela, olgeta samting yu bin wokim bai i litimapim nem bilong yu. Na ol manmeri bilong yu bai i tenkyu long yu. 11Bai ol i tok long biknem bilong yu i stap long olgeta ples yu bosim, na bai ol i stori long bikpela strong bilong yu. 12Olsem na bai olgeta manmeri i ken save long ol bikpela wok yu bin mekim. Na ol i ken save olsem yu stap strongpela king, na nem bilong yu i bikpela tru. 13Yu bai i stap king na bosim olgeta lain manmeri oltaim oltaim. God i save bihainim ol promis bilong en. Em i no save lusim wanpela. Em i save mekim ol gutpela samting tasol bilong helpim yumi. 14Em i save helpim olgeta manmeri i gat hevi na em i save litimapim olgeta manmeri ol arapela man i daunim ol. 15Olgeta samting i gat laip i save lukluk i go long em na em i save givim kaikai long ol taim ol i hangre. 16Em i save givim kaikai samting long olgeta inap long ol i stap gut. 17God i save bihainim stretpela pasin na em i save marimari long yumi long olgeta samting em i mekim. 18Wanem ol manmeri i save bel tru na i singaut long em, em i save stap klostu long ol. 19Wanem ol manmeri i save pret long em, em i save givim ol samting long ol. Na em i save harim krai bilong ol na kisim bek ol. 20Em i save was gut long ol manmeri i save laikim em tru. Tasol em bai i bagarapim ol manmeri i save mekim pasin nogut. 21Bai mi litimapim nem bilong Bikpela oltaim. Na yupela olgeta samting em i bin wokim, yupela tu i mas litimapim nem bilong en oltaim oltaim.


text: 1Bikpela i tokim mi olsem, 2“Man bilong graun, yu mas lukluk i go long Jerusalem na kotim ol manmeri bilong Israel na tok, ol i manmeri bilong sin. Na tu mi no save laikim ol ples ol i save lotuim ol giaman god long en. 3Givim dispela tok bilong mi, Bikpela, long ol. Mi kamap birua bilong yupela Israel na bai mi kisim bainat bilong mi na kilim yupela olgeta, maski yupela i manmeri nogut o yupela i gutpela manmeri. 4Mi bai sutim yupela long bainat bilong mi na kilim yupela olgeta, stat long hap saut na i go inap long hap not. 5Na bai olgeta manmeri i ken save olsem, mi Bikpela yet, mi bin kisim bainat bilong mi na bai mi no inap putim bainat i go bek long paus bilong en. Nogat. Bai mi mekim save tru long yupela.” 6Na Bikpela i skruim tok olsem, “Man bilong graun, yu mas go long ples klia, na krai strong, olsem lewa bilong yu i laik bruk stret, na bai olgeta man i ken lukim yu. 7Na sapos ol i askim yu bilong wanem yu krai olsem, orait yu mas tokim ol olsem, ‘Bikpela hevi bai i kamap, olsem na mi krai. Na long dispela taim bai yupela i pret nogut tru na lek bilong yupela bai i seksek na bai yupela i no gat strong moa. Na dispela taim nogut i laik kamap nau. Dispela i tok bilong God, Bikpela.’ ” 8Orait na Bikpela i tok moa long mi olsem, 9“Man bilong graun, yu mas autim dispela tok piksa nau mi laik givim yu. Mi Bikpela, mi tok olsem. Wanpela bainat i stap. Ol i bin sapim gut dispela bainat na polisim gut. 10Dispela bainat i kamap sap tru, na ol i polisim bilong em i ken lait, olsem klaut i lait. Yupela ol manmeri bilong mi, yupela i ting bai yupela i stap gut na amamas, a? Nogat tru. Mi bin givim strongpela tok long yupela na givim kanda long yupela, tasol yupela i wok long bikhet yet. 11Nau tasol ol i wok long polisim bainat, na bai em i redi long kilim man. Ol i sapim na polisim pinis, orait ol bai i putim long han bilong man bilong kilim ol manmeri i dai. 12Man bilong graun, yu mas bikmaus na krai sori, long wanem, dispela bainat bai i kilim ol lida bilong Israel wantaim ol manmeri bilong mi. Yu mas krai na mekim pasin bilong man i sori tru. 13Nau mi wok long traim ol manmeri bilong mi. Na sapos ol i no lusim pasin nogut bilong ol, orait mi God, Bikpela, mi tok stret, olgeta dispela samting bai i kamap long ol. 14“Man bilong graun, paitim han na autim tok bilong mi olsem, nau bainat i mas stat wok long kilim ol manmeri. Bainat bai i ranim ol na kilim planti i dai. 15Dispela bainat i wet i stap long olgeta dua bilong taun bilong pretim ol manmeri na kilim planti i dai. Dispela bainat i lait moa yet olsem klaut i lait, na i redi long kilim ol man i dai. 16Yu bainat, yu go long olgeta hap na kilim ol manmeri. 17Na bai mi paitim han bilong mi yet, na bai mi inapim belhat bilong mi. Mi Bikpela, mi tok pinis.” 18Bikpela i tok moa long mi olsem, 19“Man bilong graun, yu mas makim wanpela rot i kam long wanpela kantri, na long wanpela ples dispela rot i bruk na i go long tupela hap. Wanpela rot i go long Raba, em biktaun bilong ol Amon, na wanpela rot i go long Jerusalem, em dispela taun i gat strongpela banis na em i biktaun bilong kantri Juda. Orait na yu mas sanapim tupela sain long dispela ples rot i bruk long en. Narapela sain i mas makim rot i go long Raba na narapela i mas makim rot i go long Jerusalem. Na king bilong Babilon wantaim ol ami bilong en bai i kisim bainat bilong ol, na ol bai i bihainim dispela rot na i kam kamap long ples rot i bruk. 21Na king bai i no save em i mas i go long wanem rot, olsem na em bai i mekim ol pasin bilong painimaut dispela samting. Pastaim em bai i mekim nais long ol spia. Narapela spia bai i makim Raba na narapela bai i makim Jerusalem, na king i mas kisim wanpela tasol. Na tu em bai i askim ol giaman god bilong en, na bihain bai em i lukluk gut long lewa bilong abus ol i bin kilim bilong mekim ofa. 22Orait dispela spia king i kisim long han sut, em i makim Jerusalem, na em bai i save olsem ol i mas i go pait long Jerusalem. Na ol bai i go long Jerusalem na wokim ol masin bilong brukim dua bilong banis bilong taun bai ol i ken ran i go kilim ol manmeri. Wokim masin pinis, orait ol soldia bai i singaut strong na subim ol masin i go bilong brukim dua bilong taun. Na ol bai i hipim graun na wokim baret bilong banisim Jerusalem. 23“Yu bai autim dispela tok long ol Israel, tasol ol bai i ting dispela i tok giaman na ol bai i ting king bilong Babilon i no inap i kam pait long ol, long wanem, ol i bin mekim kontrak long i stap aninit long em. Tasol ol i bin mekim planti pasin nogut, olsem na mi bai larim king i kam kalabusim ol. Na taim ol i lukim em i kam, bai ol i save olsem, asua bilong ol yet na dispela samting nogut i kamap. 24“Orait yupela Israel, mi God, Bikpela, mi gat tok long yupela. Oltaim yupela i save mekim sin, na mi no inap lusim tingting long dispela pasin bilong yupela. Na olgeta man i save long sin bilong yupela, long wanem, yupela i save mekim dispela pasin long ples klia. Yupela i gat bikpela asua, olsem na mi bai larim ol birua i kam pait na kalabusim yupela. 25“King bilong Israel, yu man bilong sakim tok bilong mi na bilong mekim pasin nogut tru. Taim i laik kamap nau bilong mi bekim tru olgeta rong bilong yu. 26Mi God, Bikpela mi tok, yu no ken i stap king moa. Olsem na yu mas rausim hat king na dispela laplap i raunim het bilong yu. Nau bai mi mekim olgeta samting i senis. Ol man nating bai i kamap bikman, na ol bikman bai i kamap man nating. 27Bai mi bagarapim Jerusalem olgeta, long pasin ol man i no bin lukim bipo. Na bai ples i stap nating inap long taim wanpela man i kam. Mi bin makim dispela man na em bai i bosim Jerusalem, na mi bai givim taun long em.” 28Bikpela i tok moa olsem, “Man bilong graun, mi laik yu autim wanpela tok long ol Amon, em ol dispela man i save tok nogut long ol Israel. Mi God, Bikpela, mi tokim ol olsem. Ol i polisim bainat bilong mi gut tru na em i lait tumas olsem klaut i lait. Na em i redi long kilim man i dai. 29Yupela ol Amon i save lukim ol samting olsem driman, na yupela i save autim tok olsem, bai yupela yet i holim dispela bainat na kilim ol man i bin sakim tok bilong mi na mekim pasin nogut tru. Tasol olgeta dispela driman na tok profet i giaman tasol. I tru, taim bilong bekim rong bilong ol dispela man em i kamap pinis, tasol yupela bai i no inap mekim. 30“Putim bainat i go bek long paus bilong en. Bai mi kotim yupela yet long as ples bilong yupela stret. 31Mi belhat pinis long yupela na bai mi bagarapim yupela, olsem bikpela paia i kukim kunai. Na bai mi salim ol man i save tumas long bagarapim ol man, na ol bai i kam mekim save long yupela. Dispela ol man i laikim tumas long mekim nogut long ol arapela man. 32Na bai yupela i pinis olsem paiawut i save pinis long paia. Blut bilong yupela bai i kapsait long graun bilong yupela yet. Na bai i no gat wanpela man inap tingim yupela gen. Mi Bikpela, mi tok pinis.”


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Ol lesen, yumi lanem olgeta insaed long hom—ples we i save kam wan pis blong heven long wol.
Sam papa mo mama oli faenem eskius from ol mistek we oli stap mekem long hom, mo talem se risen, hem i from i no gat wan skul blong tijim olsem wanem blong kam papa mo mama.
Wanem i tru long laef, i we kaen skul ia i stap finis mo hem i beswan long evriwan. Skul ia, oli singaotem hom.
Taem mi stap flae i gobak long ol wing blong memori blong mi, mi tingbaot ol gudfala taem we mi bin gat wetem waef blong mi. Taem mi serem ol memori ia wetem yufala, ating bae yufala i tingbaot sam eksperiens blong yufalawan—sam hapiwan mo sam nogudwan; yumi lanem samting aot long olgeta evriwan.
1. Tempol Hem I Stret Ples
Taem mi kambak long misin blong mi, mi mitim wan naes yang woman wetem longfala blak hea we i foldaon long wes blong hem. Hem i gat bigfala braon ae mo wan gudfala smael. Hem i kasem mi long fas taem we mi bin luk hem.
Waef blong mi i bin putum gol blong mared long tempol, nomata, tetaem ia, tempol we i kolosap moa bae i mekem mifala i travel blong 6, 400 kilometa.
Mared blong mitufala long gavman, i wan hapiwan mo wan nogudwan, from se mared blong mitufala i gat wan taem blong i finis long hem. Ofisa i talem ol toktok ia: “Mo naoia, mi talem se yutufala i hasban mo waef,” be stret afta, hem i talem: “kasem ded i seraotem yutufala.”
Mekem se, mitufala i sakrifaes blong pem wan wei tikit i go long Mesa Arisona Tempol.
Insaed long tempol, taem mitufala i stap nildaon long olta, wan wokman we i gat atoriti i talemaot ol toktok we mi wantem harem tumas we i talem se mitufala i hasban mo waef blong taem naoia mo blong ful taem we i no save finis.
Wan fren i tekem mitufala i go long Sandei Skul. Long taem blong miting ia, hem i stanap mo i presentem mitufala long klas. Taem miting i stap kam long en blong hem, wan brata i kam kolosap long mi mo i sekhan, mo livim wan 20 dola not long han blong mi. I no longtaem afta, wan nara brata i kam long mi tu, mo long sapraes blong mi, hem tu i livim wan mane long han blong mi. Kwiktaem mi lukaotem waef blong mi, we i stap long narasaed rum, mo singaot: “!Blanki, yu sekhan wetem evriwan!”
I no longtaem afta, mitufala i karem inaf mane blong gobak long Guatemala.
Insaed long selestial glori, i gat tri heven o level;
Mo blong kasem hemia we i moa hae olgeta, wan i mas kam insaed long oda ia blong prishud.1
2. Blong Raorao, Yu Nidim Tu Man
Wan long ol moto blong waef blong mi i: “Blong save raorao, yu nidim tu man, mo bae mi neva stap wan long tufala man ia.”
Lod i talemaot klia ol fasin we oli sapos blong lidim ol bisnis blong yumi wetem ol narafala pipol. I gat fasin blong winim tingting, safa longtaem, kaen fasin, no stap flas mo tru lav.2
Abius long saed blong bodi, insaed long famle, i wan fasin we i no stap hapen tumas naoia long ol sosaeti, mo mifala i stap glad long hemia. Be, yumi stap longwe yet blong stap katemaot abius long saed blong filing. Ol nogud samting we i kamaot long ol kaen abius ia, i stap nomo insaed long memori blong yumi, i stap planem bigfala kros insaed long hat blong yumi, i mekem yumi tingting nogud long yumi, mo i fulumap yumi wetem fraet.
Blong tekpat long seremoni blong selestial mared, i no inaf. Yumi mas laef tu long wan selestial laef.
3. Wan Pikinini we I Stap Singsing I Wan Hapi Pikinini
I gat wan nara moto we waef blong mi i talem oltaem.
Sevya i bin andastanem se i impoten blong gat tabu miusik; ol skripja oli talem: “Nao oli sing long wan Sam, mo biaen oli aot, oli go long hil ya we nem blong hem ‘Hil blong Tri ya Olif.’”3
Mo taem Hem i toktok tru long Profet Josef, Hem i talem se sol blong Hem i glad tumas long singsing we i kam long hat; yes, singsing blong stret mo gud man i wan prea we i go long Hem, mo bambae Hem i ansa long hem wetem wan blesing long hed blong man ia.4
Hem i gud tumas blong harem singsing blong wan smolwan we papa mo mama blong hem i bin tijim hem blong singsing: “Mi Pikinini blong God.”5
4. Mi Nidim Yu blong Haggem Mi
Ol toktok ia, “Mi lavem yu,” “Tangkyu tumas,” mo “Fogivim mi” oli olsem pomad blong hilim sol. Oli mekem wota blong ae i kam hapines. Oli givim kamfot long sol we i hevi i stap, mo oli konfemem ol kaen filing blong hat blong yumi. Semmak olsem wan plant i go slak taem hem i no gat gudfala wota, lav blong yumi tu i harem nogud mo i ded taem yumi putum ol toktok mo aksen blong lav oli silip i stap.
Mi tingbaot taem we mitufala i stap sendem ol lav leta tru long postofis, o olsem wanem mitufala i sevem ol koen blong ringim olgeta we mitufala i lavem long pablik telefon, o hao bae mitufala i dro mo raetem ol poem long waet pepa nomo.
!Tedei, evri samting ia, i olsem ol tul blong putum long miusium!
Teknoloji long tedei i letem yumi blong mekem ol bigfala samting. !Hem i isi tumas blong sendem wan teks mesej blong lav mo tangkyu! Ol yut oli mekem hemia oltaem. Mi stap askem miwan sapos fasin ia mo ol nara fasin oli stap gohed taem yumi stanemap hom blong yumiwan. Wan long ol las teks mesej we mi kasem long waef blong mi i go olsem: “Wan hag olsem heven, wan kis olsem san, mo wan naet olsem mun. Hapi dei, mi lavem yu.”
Mi stap ting se mi stap long heven taem mi kasem wan mesej olsem ia.
Papa blong yumi we i stap long Heven i wan stret eksampol blong soemaot lav blong Hem. Taem Hem i presentem Pikinini blong Hem, Hem i yusum ol toktok ia: “Hem, Hem i Pikinini blong Mi we Mi Lavem Tumas, we Mi mi glad tumas long hem.”6
5. Mi Lavem Buk blong Momon mo Sevya blong Mi, Jisas Kraes.
Mi fulap long filing taem mi luk waef blong mi i ridim Buk blong Momon evri dei. Taem hem i stap mekem olsem, mi save filim testemoni blong mi from mi luk nomo glad long fes blong hem taem hem i stap ridim bakegen ol ves we oli testifae long misin blong Sevya.
Ol toktok blong Sevya blong yumi oli waes tumas: “Yufala i stap luklukgud long ol tok blong Baebol, mo yufala i bilif se long ol tok blong hem, yufala i gat laef we i no save finis. Oli stap tokbaot mi.”7
Wetem insperesen ia, mi askem long apugel blong mi Rakel, we i jes lan blong rid: “?Olsem wanem? ?Bae yumitu putum wan gol blong ridim Buk blong Momon?”
Ansa blong hem: “Be Bubu, hem i had we. I wan bigfala buk.”
Afta, mi askem hem blong ridim wan pej long mi. Mi tekem wan stopklok, mo taemem hem. Mi talem: “yu tekem tri minit nomo, mo Buk blong Momon we i stap long Spanis i gat 642 pej, mekem se yu nidim 1926 minit.”
Hemia i save mekem hem i fraet moa, mekem se mi divaedem namba ia long 60 minit mo talem hem se bae hem i rid blong 32 aoa nomo— !hemia i no kasem wan dei mo haf!
Afta hem i talem long mi: “Hemia i isi Bubu.”
Long en, Rakel, brata blong hem Esteban, mo ol narafala apupikinini blong mitufala oli tekem moa taem bitim hemia, from se buk ia i wan buk we oli nid blong ridim wetem wan spirit blong prea mo kwaet tingting.
Wetem taem, taem yumi stap lanem blong laekem ol skripja, yumi save singsing olsem man we i raetem Ol Sam: “Mi traem ol tok blong yu, mi harem i swit gud. Hem i swit we i swit, i winim hani.”8
6. Hem I No Naf blong Save Ol Skripja; Yumi Mas Laef Folem Olgeta
Mi tingbaot taem mi kambak long misin, mo afta we mi luklukgud wetem strong tingting long ol skripja, mi ting se mi save evri samting ia nao. Long taem mi stap fren, Blanki mo mi bae i stadi long ol skripja tugeta. Mi yusum plante not mo ves we mi raetemdaon blong serem save blong mi long gospel wetem hem. Afta we mitufala i mared, mi kam blong luksave stret se mi bin lanem plante aot long hem: Ating mi bin traem blong tijim hem gospel, be hem i bin tijim mi olsem wanem blong laef folem.
Taem Sevya i finisim toktok blong Hem Antap long Hil, Hem i givim waes advaes ia: “Man we i harem ol tok ya blong mi, nao i stap mekem ol samting we mi talem, hem i olsem wan waes man we i wokem fandesen blong haos blong hem antap long wan bigfala ston.”9
Olgeta we oli laef folem ol selestial prinsipol we oli stap long ol skripja, oli givhan long olgeta we oli stap safa. Oli tekem glad i go long olgeta we oli harem nogud, oli soem rod long olgeta we oli lus, mo oli givim pis long olgeta we oli gat hevi tingting, mo wan tru rod long olgeta we oli lukaotem trutok.
Long sot toktok:
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Tempol hem i stret ples.
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Blong raorao, yu nidim tu man, mo bae mi neva stap wan long tufala man ia.
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Wan pikinini we i singsing i wan hapi pikinini.
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Mi nidim yu blong haggem mi.
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Mi lavem Buk blong Momon mo Sevya blong mi, Jisas Kraes.
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Hem i no naf blong save ol skripja; yumi mas laef folem.
Hemia mo plante narafala lesen, yumi lanem olgeta insaed long hom—ples we i save kam wan pis blong heven long wol.10 Mi testifae se gospel blong Jisas Kraes mo plan blong Papa blong yumi long Heven i givim wan stret rod long laef ia mo wan promes blong laef we i no save finis, long nem blong Jisas Kraes, amen.
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1. Luk long Doctrine and Covenants 131:1–2.
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2. Luk long Doctrine and Covenants 121:41.
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3. Mak 14:26.
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4. Luk long Doctrine and Covenants 25:12.
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5. “Mi Pikinini blong God,” STSP, pej 58.
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6. Matiu 3:17; luk long Mak 1:11; 3 Nifae 11:7.
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7. Jon 5:39.
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8. Ol Sam 119:103.
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9. Matiu 7:24.
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10. Luk long Teachings of Presidents of the Church: David O. McKay (2003), 43, 150.


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Gris
Gris (Tok Inglis: Greece), Templet:Tok-el (Ellada) emi wanpela kantri bilong Yurop. Sosaiti bilong Yurop i bin stat long dispela kantri 5000 yia bipo.
Tede 10 milien manmeri i stap long kantri Gris. Taun bikpela tumas bilong Gris ol i kolim Aten (Tok Inglis: Athens, Templet:Tok-el. 4 milien manmeri i stap long Aten.
Gris i gat planti ailan long en.
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Ol embasi bilong Gris long wol


text:
7“Mi Bikpela, mi tok olsem. Mi bin rausim ol dispela manmeri, tasol mi makim pinis wanpela taim bilong bringim ol i kam bek long graun bilong ol yet, na bai ol i stap gut long en. Nau pasin bilong ol bilong strongim tok em i olsem. Ol i save tok, ‘Tru antap, long nem bilong Bikpela i stap oltaim. Em i bin kisim yumi long Isip na bringim yumi i kam.’ Tasol taim mi bringim ol i kam bek, dispela pasin bai i senis na bai ol i tok olsem, ‘Tru antap, long nem bilong Bikpela i stap oltaim. Em i bin kisim yumi ol lain bilong Israel long dispela kantri long hap not na long ol arapela kantri em i bin rausim yumi i go long en, na em i bin bringim yumi i kam bek long as ples.’ ”
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Ol pipal i save toktok long ol raits bilong gei pipal i askim wanpela homosexual All Black pleia i tokaut long sexuality bilong em na ekt olsem wanpela rol model.
Brodkasta Steve Gray ibin tokim Sunday Star-Times niuspepa olsem em i save ibin gat sampela gei All Blacks na i taim long wanpela long ol i kamaut na tok klia olsem ol narapela i ken luksave long em.
Dispela TV presenta em ol pipal i save long em olsem gei i tok tu olsem em i bin slip wantaim wanpela pleia.
Em i tok, olgeta pipal isave askim long nem bilong em, tasol em i no rimemba.Em ino save husat dispela All Black pleia. Tasol taim em i bin sekim dispela wntaim pren bilong em, em i bin save olsem dispela i tru.
Ol toktok bilong Gray i bihainim kamaut klia bilong wanpela English futbol star, Matt Jarvis long kamap bilong British Gay Magazine Attitude.
Jarvis, husat i mari na i stret, i tok em i taim bilong ol gei futbolas i fil oli nap long muv fowad na oli nap kisim sapot ikam long fotbol komuniti.
Tony Simpson, siaman bilong gei raits grup Rainbow Wellington, i tok em i bilip sapos wapela homosexual All Black pleia i tokaut long sexuality bilong em,em i save planti pipal long New Zealand bai sapotim em.
Em i tok sapos wanpela pleia bilong All Black i kamaut klia na tok em i ting planti pipal bai i tok "well" em ino samting bai givim heve igo long wei em i plei ragbi.
Sampela pipal bai bel kaskas - sampela ino iet putim bek tinging nogut bilong ol igo baksait long homosexuality na i traim long toktok long en long olgeta taim dispela isu bilong man i laikim man i save kamaut, tasol planti pipal i putim tingting bilong ol igo bihain long dispela isu.
Foam All Blacks senta Craig Innes i join wantaim ol narapela long mekim dispela askim igo long wanpela gei All Black pleia i step fowad na i tok em bai i gutpela bilong ol gei komuniti long i gat wanpela ragbi rol model olsem oli ken luksave na laikim em.
Roberts, wanpela Australain rugby league internaitonal i bin kamaut na tok klia long sexuality bilong em long 1995.


text: 1Sapos pasin bilong katim skin em i no samting bilong bodi tasol, orait ol Juda i winim ol arapela man olsem wanem? Wanem gutpela samting i save kamap long pasin bilong katim skin? 2Olaman! God i givim ol kain kain gutpela samting long ol Juda. Namba wan em i olsem. God i bin givim tok bilong en long ol Juda bilong lukautim. 3Tru, sampela i no bin bihainim dispela tok. Tasol olsem wanem? Sapos ol i no bilip, ating dispela bai i mekim God i no bihainim tok bilong em? 4Nogat tru. Olgeta man i save giaman, tasol God wanpela i save mekim tok tru oltaim. Olsem buk bilong God i tok, “God, yu mekim stretpela pasin tasol na yu kotim mi. Na sapos ol i ting long kotim yu, bai yu winim kot tru.” 5Orait olsem wanem? Sapos pasin nogut bilong yumi em i kamapim ples klia stretpela pasin bilong God, bai yumi tok wanem? Taim God i bekim pe nogut bilong sin bilong yumi, ating em i mekim pasin i no stret, a? Nogat tru. Sapos God i no bihainim stretpela pasin oltaim, olsem wanem bai em inap skelim pasin bilong olgeta manmeri? Dispela kain tingting em i tingting bilong yumi man tasol. 7Em i wankain olsem tingting bilong man i tok olsem, “Sapos tok giaman bilong mi i mekim tok tru bilong God i kamap ples klia, na dispela i mekim biknem bilong en i kamap moa yet, orait olsem wanem na em i kolim mi man bilong mekim sin, na em i bekim pe nogut long mi?” 8Na em i wankain olsem dispela rabis tok, “Goan, yumi mekim pasin nogut, na long dispela rot gutpela pasin bai i kamap.” Sampela man i save sutim tok long mi na tok olsem, tok mi yet mi save autim em i wankain olsem dispela rabis tok. God bai i kotim ol dispela man na bekim pe nogut long ol inap long pasin ol i bin mekim. 9Orait olsem wanem? Ating yumi Juda i winim ol arapela man? Nogat tru. Yumi tok pinis, sin i karamapim yumi olgeta, yumi Juda na Grik wantaim. 10Buk bilong God i gat tok long dispela olsem, “I no gat wanpela man i save mekim stretpela pasin. Nogat tru. 11I no gat wanpela man i gat gutpela save. I no gat wanpela i wok long painim God. 12Olgeta i lusim gutpela rot pinis. Olgeta i wankain tasol, ol i man nogut tru. I no gat wanpela bilong ol i save mekim gutpela pasin. Nogat tru. 13Maus bilong ol i olsem matmat i op i stap. Ol i save mekim planti tok giaman. Na maus bilong ol i pulap long tok bilong bagarapim man, olsem marasin bilong snek nogut. 14Oltaim ol i save tok nogut bilong bagarapim ol arapela man na givim hevi long ol. 15Oltaim ol i save ran i go bilong kilim i dai ol arapela man. 16Ol i save raun na mekim ol samting bilong bagarapim laip bilong ol arapela manmeri na givim hevi long ol. 17Ol i no save long pasin bilong i stap wanbel wantaim ol arapela man. 18Ol i no save pret liklik long God.” 19Yumi save, olgeta tok lo i mekim, em i mekim long ol man i stap aninit long lo. Olsem na i no gat wanpela man inap tok olsem, “Mi stretpela man.” Nogat. Yumi olgeta man bilong olgeta hap i gat asua long ai bilong God. 20Olsem na long pasin bilong bihainim lo “i no gat wanpela man bai i no gat asua na i stap stret long ai bilong God.” Nogat. Lo i save soim yumi long ol sin bilong yumi, em tasol. 21Tasol nau pasin God i mekim bilong kolim yumi stretpela manmeri, em i kamap ples klia pinis. Em i no kamap long rot bilong bihainim lo. Nogat. Em i kamap long narapela rot. Na tok i stap long lo bilong Moses na long ol buk bilong ol profet em i autim tok bilong dispela pasin God i mekim. 22Dispela pasin em i olsem. Olgeta manmeri i bilip long Jisas Krais, God i save kolim ol stretpela manmeri. I no gat narapela rot. Nogat. 23Yumi olgeta man yumi bin mekim sin, na yumi no inap i stap wantaim God long heven. 24Tasol God i marimari long yumi, na long wok Krais Jisas i mekim bilong baim bek yumi, God i save kolim yumi stretpela manmeri. Yumi no kamap stretpela manmeri long wok yumi yet i mekim. Nogat. God i givim nating long yumi long han bilong Krais Jisas. 25God i bin makim Jisas long em bai i dai na blut bilong en bai i kapsait bilong rausim sin bilong olgeta manmeri i bilip long em. Long dispela pasin God i soim yumi pasin em i mekim bilong kolim yumi stretpela manmeri. Bipo God i save isi long ol manmeri na em i no bekim kwik pe nogut bilong sin ol i mekim. 26Tasol nau long dispela taim God i soim yumi olsem em yet i stretpela olgeta. Na olgeta manmeri i bilip long Jisas, God i save kolim ol stretpela manmeri. 27Olsem na husat inap litimapim nem bilong em yet? I no gat wanpela man. Dispela pasin i pinis olgeta. Rot bilong bihainim lo, em i no pinisim dispela pasin. Rot bilong bilip tasol i pinisim pasin bilong litimapim nem bilong yumi yet. 28Long wanem, nau yumi save olsem, yumi kamap stretpela long ai bilong God long rot bilong bilip tasol, na i no long rot bilong bihainim lo. 29Olsem wanem? Ating God em i God bilong ol Juda tasol? Ating em i no God bilong ol arapela lain tu? Nogat. Em i God bilong ol arapela lain tu. 30God em i wanpela tasol. Em i save lukim bilip bilong ol man i bin katim skin na em i save lukim bilip bilong ol man i no bin katim skin. Na em i kolim ol stretpela man. 31Na sapos yumi tok bilip em i namba wan samting, ating yumi tok lo em i samting nating? Nogat tru. Yumi mekim lo i stap strong.


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God, tekem laef blong mi,
Mi mi givim nao long yu.
Mbae mi givim evri dei
Blong leftemap nem blong yu.
God, yu tekem han blong mi
Blong givhan long nara man,
Mo yu tekem leg blong mi
Blong mi karem tok blong yu.
God, yu tekem voes blong mi
Blong mi presem yu oltaem,
Mo yu tekem maot blong mi
Blong mi talem tok b1ong yu.
Yu mekem tingting blong mi
I stap strong long yu oltaem.
Yu nomo yu king blong mi
Plis yu rul long laef blong yu.
God, mi laekem yu tumas,
Mbae yu king blong mi oltaem.
Evri samting ya blong mi
Mi mi givim nao long yu.


text: 1Nao Jisas i toktok long ol lida ya blong ol laen blong Isrel long parabol, i talem se, “I gat wan masta we i mekem wan plantesen blong rop ya grep. Hem i putum fenis i goraon long hem, mo i digim wan hol blong mekem ples blong purumbut long frut blong grep ya blong mekem waen. Mo hem i wokem wan wajhaos long ples ya, blong man i stap long hem blong gad long plantesen ya. Nao hem i putum plantesen ya long han blong sam man blong oli lisim, mo long taem we ol grep ya oli raep, bambae oli mas givim haf blong ol frut ya long hem, olsem lis blong olgeta. Nao hem i aot long ples ya, i go wokbaot long narafala kantri. 2Nao long taem we ol frut ya i raep, masta ya i sanem wan man blong hem i kam luk ol man ya we oli stap lukaot long plantesen ya, blong tekem haf blong ol frut ya we i blong hem. 3Be olgeta oli girap, oli holem man ya, oli wipim hem, nao oli sanem hem i gobak we oli no givim wan samting long hem nating. 4Nao masta ya i sanem wan narafala man blong hem, be olgeta ya oli kilim hem long hed blong hem, nao hem i karekil, mo oli mekem i nogud tumas long hem. 5Ale, masta ya i sanem wan narafala man blong hem bakegen, be olgeta oli kilim hem i ded. Mo i gat plante narafala man blong hem tu we olgeta ya oli mekem i nogud long olgeta long sem fasin. Sam oli wipim olgeta, mo sam oli kilim olgeta oli ded. 6Oli stap mekem olsem gogo, masta ya i gat wan man nomo i stap blong hem i sanem. Man ya, hem i stret pikinini blong hem we hem i lavem hem tumas. Nao hem i sanem pikinini ya i go long olgeta. Long tingting blong hem, hem i talem se, ‘Olgeta ya oli save ona long pikinini blong mi.’ 7Be olgeta oli talem se, ‘Hemia pikinini blong masta ya. Hem nao bambae i tekem plantesen ya. Yumi go kilim hem i ded, nao bambae plantesen ya i blong yumi.’ 8Ale, oli go holem hem, oli kilim hem i ded, nao oli sakem bodi blong hem i go afsaed long plantesen ya.” 9Nao Jisas i talem long ol lida ya se, “?Bambae masta ya i mekem olsem wanem? Hem bambae i kam kilim ol man ya oli ded, nao i putum plantesen ya i go long han blong ol narafala man. 10I gat wan tok long Baebol we i talem se, ‘Pos ya we ol man blong wokem haos oli sakem finis, naoia hem i kam nambawan pos blong haos. Samting ya, Hae God ya i mekem, mo yumi luk we i gud tumas.’ ?Ating yufala i no ridim tok ya yet?” 12Nao ol lida ya blong ol laen blong Isrel oli wantem holem Jisas, from we oli save we tok ya blong hem i agens long olgeta. Be oli fraet long ol man, nao oli aot long hem, oli go. 13Nao ol lida blong olgeta oli sanem sam Farisi wetem sam man we oli sapota blong ol laen blong King Herod, blong oli kam askem kwestin long Jisas blong mekem hem i foldaon. 14Nao olgeta oli kam luk hem, oli talem se, “Tija. Mifala i save we yu yu wan stret man. Yu no save fraet long ol man, from we yu no tingbaot we man i haeman, no i no haeman. Yu yu tok tru nomo, mo yu stap tijim ol man long fasin we God i wantem. Mifala i wantem save. ?I stret long Loa blong yumi, blong yumi pem takis long Sisa, we i man Rom mo i king long olgeta kantri, no i no stret olsem?” 15Be Jisas i save we olgeta oli man blong giaman, nao hem i talem long olgeta se, “?Weswe yufala i stap traem mi? Yufala i tekem wan mane i kam, blong mi mi luk.” 16Nao oli tekem wan mane i kam, mo hem i askem long olgeta se, “?Fes ya i fes blong hu? ?Mo nem ya i nem blong hu?” Olgeta oli talem se, “Fes blong Sisa ya, mo nem blong hem tu.” 17Nao Jisas i talem long olgeta se, “Samting we i blong Sisa, yufala i givimbak long Sisa. Mo samting we i blong God, yufala i givimbak long God.” Nao olgeta oli sapraes tumas long hem. 18Nao i gat sam Sadusi oli kam luk Jisas. Ol Sadusi oli stap talem se man we i ded i no save laef bakegen. 19Nao olgeta oli askem wan kwestin long hem se, “Tija. Moses i raetem long Loa blong yumi se, ‘Sipos wan man i ded, nao woman blong hem i stap, be hem i no gat wan pikinini blong hem, ale, brata blong hem bambae i mas mared long wido ya. Long fasin ya, bambae tufala i gat pikinini blong holem nem blong man ya we i ded.’ 20Nao i gat seven brata. Fasbon i mared, nao biaen hem i ded we i no gat pikinini blong hem. 21Nao seken brata i mared long wido ya, mo hem tu i ded we i no gat pikinini blong hem. Mo namba tri brata i mekem sem fasin, 22gogo ol seven brata ya oli mared long woman ya, mo oli ded we oli no gat pikinini blong olgeta. Nao biaen, woman ya tu i ded. 23?Nao from we ol seven brata ya evriwan oli bin mared long hem, long Lasdei, taem ol man oli laef bakegen, woman ya bambae i woman blong hu?” 24Nao Jisas i talem long olgeta se, “Yufala i rong olgeta. ?Mo yufala i save from wanem? Yufala i rong from we yufala i no save tok blong Baebol mo yufala i no save paoa blong God tu. 25Taem we ol dedman oli laef bakegen, bambae oli no moa save mared, fasin blong mared bambae i finis. Bambae oli olsem ol enjel blong heven nomo. 26Mo long fasin ya we man i laef bakegen, long buk blong Moses i gat stori blong wan smol tri we faea i stap laet olbaot long hem. Long taem ya God i talem long Moses se, ‘Mi mi God blong Ebraham, mo mi God blong Aesak, mo mi God blong Jekob.’ ?Ating yufala i no ridim tok ya samtaem? 27God ya i God blong man we i laef, hem i no God blong man we i ded. Yufala i rong olgeta.” 28Nao i gat wan tija blong Loa we i stap lesin long ol toktok ya. Mo hem i harem we Jisas i givim gudfala ansa long olgeta. Nao hem i kam long hem, i askem wan kwestin long hem se, “?Wanem loa blong God we i hae moa long ol narafala loa, mo i nambawan blong folem?” 29Nao Jisas i talem long hem se, “Loa ya we i nambawan blong folem, hemia we i talem se, ‘!Ol laen blong Isrel! !Yufala i lesin gud! Hae God i God blong yumi, mo hem wan nomo i Hae God. 30Mo yufala i mas lavem Hae God ya we i God blong yufala long olgeta hat blong yufala, mo long olgeta laef blong yufala, mo long olgeta tingting blong yufala, mo long olgeta paoa blong yufala.’ 31Mo namba tu long ol loa ya i talem se, ‘Yufala i mas lavem ol man we oli stap raonabaot long yufala, yufala i mas mekem i gud long olgeta, olsem we yufala i stap mekem i gud long yufala.’ I no gat sam narafala loa we i hae moa long tufala ya.” 32Nao tija blong Loa ya i talem long hem se, “Tija. Tok blong yu i stret. Samting ya we yu talem i tru tumas. Hae God ya nomo hem i God, i no gat narafala God moa. 33Mo yumi mas lavem hem long olgeta hat blong yumi, mo long olgeta tingting blong yumi mo long olgeta paoa blong yumi. Mo yumi mas lavem ol man we oli stap raonabaot long yumi, yumi mas mekem i gud long olgeta, olsem we yumi wanwan i stap mekem i gud long yumi. Taem yumi folem tufala loa ya, yumi mekem i gud moa, i winim we yumi tekem anamol, yumi kilim, yumi bonem blong mekem wosip long God.” 34Jisas i luk we tok blong man ya i waes, nao hem i talem long hem se, “Yu kam klosap finis we God bambae i King blong yu.” Nao biaen, ol man oli sem blong askem kwestin long hem bakegen. 35Taem Jisas i stap tijim ol man insaed long yad blong haos blong God, hem i askem wan kwestin long olgeta se, “?From wanem ol tija blong Loa oli stap talem se Mesaea i wan laen nomo blong King Deved? 36Tabu Spirit i givim waes long King Deved blong hem i talem se, ‘Hae God i talem long Masta blong mi se, “Yu sidaon long raet saed blong mi, yu wet. Bambae mi mekem ol enemi blong yu oli stap aninit long paoa blong yu, oli slef blong yu.’ “ 37King Deved nomo i talemaot we man ya i Masta blong hem. ?Nao olsem wanem we man ya i save kamaot long laen blong hem?” Olgeta man ya we oli stap lesin long Jisas, oli plante we plante, mo oli glad tumas long ol tok blong hem. 38Taem Jisas i stap tijim olgeta ya, hem i talem se, “Yufala i mas lukaot gud long ol tija blong Loa. Olgeta oli glad blong putum ol longlongfala klos, mo long maket oli wantem tumas blong ol man oli leftemap han, blong ona long olgeta. 39Mo insaed long ol haos blong prea, oli wantem go sidaon long ol nambawan ples, mo long taem blong lafet, oli wantem go sidaon long ples blong haeman. 40Mo oli save ravem ol wido blong oli stil long olgeta, mo long semtaem nomo oli save mekem ol longlongfala prea blong mekem se ol man oli ona long olgeta. Panis blong olgeta ya bambae i strong moa.” 41Nao Jisas i stap sidaon insaed long yad blong haos blong God, klosap long ples ya we oli stap sakem kleksen long hem, hem i stap lukluk ol man we oli stap sakem kleksen blong olgeta. Mo i gat plante rijman we oli stap sakem plante mane. 42Nao wan wido woman i kam we hem i pua tumas, mo hem i sakem tu smol mane we i olsem twanti vatu nomo. 43Nao Jisas i singaot ol man blong hem oli kam long hem, mo i talem long olgeta se, “Tru mi talem long yufala. Kleksen we wido ya i sakem i moa long ol mane we ol narafala man ya oli sakem. 44Ol man ya, taem oli sakem kleksen blong olgeta, oli stap sakem haf mane blong olgeta we i stap nating nomo. Be woman ya we i pua, hem i sakem olgeta mane we hem i gat, we i blong pem kakae blong hem long hem.”