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Mwaka yepaNyika
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Tsanangudzo dzemazwi anoshandiswa[chinja | edit source]
Kati - iri rimwe izwi rinoreva mwaka yepanyika - season in English.
Akiso (Axis)- uyu mutsetse uri pakati pechiumbwa unoti zviri kumativi ose emutsetse iwoyu zvinenge zvakafanana nekuenzanza huremu nekuumbwa kwazvo. Takatarisana neEarth, akiso iyi ndiyo monerapo apo panoziririka Earth kamwe pamusi mumwe - izvi zvinokonzera kubuda nokudoka kwezuva. Akiso iyi mutsetse unobatananidza North pole neSouth pole. Earth inonyerereka kana kumonereka paAkiso iyoyi kamwechete pamaawa 24.
- Izwi rokuti kunyera kana kunyerereka (to spin) rinoreva kumonereka paAkiso.
Denderende (Ellipse) - iri zita rinoreva munyonga uri pamutsendo, unoonekwa panochekwa charaka zvichitevedza mutsendo nenzira inopa munyonga wakavharwa kwese (closed curve). Izvi zvinoreva kuti mutsendo wacho unocheka nenzira yokuti chiumbwa chinosara pachekwa chine munyonga chete pasina mutsetse wakati twasa; mutsendo haucheke hwaro kana chisuvi chiri pacharaka. Denderende harisi denderedzwa asi rinoda kuita sedenderedzwa rine kuumbwa kwezai.
Boterero, (Orbit) - iri zita rinoreva nzira inofambwa nayo neEarth apo inenge ichipoterera zuva (sun) kamwe pagore kana kuti pamisi 365. Boterekwa reEarth rine kuumbwa kwakaita denderende. Iri zita rinoshandiswawo kutsanangudza nzira dzinofambwa nedzimwe nyeredzi (planets) padzinopoterera zuva.
Mutsendo (Plane, flat area) izwi rinoreva uso hwakatichechetere kunge pamusoro pemvura. Mutsendo unogonga kunge wakamiswa wakaita mutwi kana kurara kuti sandarara kana kurereka neipi zvayo gonyo. Mutsendo uso hune nzenda mbiri (2-dimensions)- hwasha nehurefu; mutsendo hauna hudzamu. Earth inoita dendera (revolves) iri pamutsendo wedenderende (elliptical plane) unocheka nepakati pezuva (sun).
Muenzanisi (equator) mutsetse unopangidza panosangana uso hweurungano nemutsendo une munzi wehuremu uye wakarurama neakiso yeurungano yacho. Kureva kuti mutsendo uyu wakaita mutwi neaksio uye kuti wakatakura munzi wehuremu (centre of mass) yeurungano yacho. Iri zita rinoshandiswazve pakutsangudza kuumbwa kweRinopasi, (Earth). Muenzanisi une nhambwe dzakaenzana kubva kuNorth pole ne South pole panzvimbo dzose.
Gonga reMaodzanyemba ndipo papoyindi panoburikira akiso yekuzeya yeRinopasi (Earth), kuri kuMaodzanyemba kweRinopasi, riri divi rakapesana neSouth pole. Kana takatarisa kuMabvazuva, Gonga reMaodzanyemba rinenge riri kuruboshwe.
Gonga reChamhembe ndipo papoyindi panoburikira akiso yekuzeya yeRinopasi (Earth), kuri kuChamhembe kweRinopasi. Kana takatarisa kuMabvazuva, Gonga reChamhembe rinenge riri kurudyi.
Mbariro dzeTaranyika, (Latitude) mitsetse inobatanidza nzvimbo dzine nhambwe yegonyo yakaenzana kana gonyo richipimwa kubva paMuenzanisi zvichienda kuMaodzanyemba kana kuChamhembe kweMuenzanisi. Latitude inoverengwa ichibva paMuenzanisi uyo unopiwa nhamba 0o. Nhamba yelatitude inokwira zvichienda kuNorth pole - nhamba dzichipiwa vara (+), kudzamara dzasvika pa +90o. Nhamba yelatitude inodzika zvichenda kuSouth pole, nhamba dzichipiwa vara (-), kudzamara dzasvika pa -90o. Izvi zvinoreva kuti latitude 20o iri kuMaodzanyemba kweMuenzanisi; latitude -30o kana kuti 30oS iri kuChamhembe kweMuenzanisi. Mepu inotaridza mitsetse yelatitude ichibva kamadokero kuenda kumabvazuva.
Mitambariko yeTaranyika (Longitude) mitsetse inobatanidza nzvimbo dzine nhambwe yegonyo yakaenzana kana gonyo richipimwa kubva paPrime (Greenwich) zvichienda kuMabvazuva kana kuMadokero ePrime Meridian. Longitude inoverengwa ichibva paPrime Meridian iyo inopiwa nhamba 0o. Nhamba yelongitude inokwira zvichienda kuMabvazuva - nhamba dzichipiwa vara (+), kudzamara dzasvika pa +180o. Nhamba yelongitude inodzika zvichenda kuMadokero, nhamba dzichipiwa vara (-), kudzamara dzasvika pa -180o. Izvi zvinoreva kuti longitude +20o iri kuMabvazuva kwePrime Meridian; longitude -30o iri kuMadokero kwePrime Meridian.
Dendera (Revolution) izwi rinoreva kupoterera kunoita Earth ichitendera zuva. Dendera rinotanga nekuperera panzvimbo imwechete - ipapo paratangira ndipo parinogumira kuverengwa. Earth inoita dendera kamwe (1) pamazuva 365 kana kuti pagore.
Kuzeya neDendera reNyika[chinja | edit source]
Kuzeya. Shoko rokuti kuzeya kweEarth rinoreva kuziririka kunoita nyika paAkiso inobatanidza North pole neSouth pole. Nyika inoita monerapo ichiziririka paAkiso iyoyi. Kana tichitarisa North pole kubva muchadenga nyika inoratidzika ichiziririka kuenda nerudzivo rwunopesana newachi - counter-clockwise. Kana kuri kuSouth pole inotaridzika ichitenderera nerudzivo rwunotevedza wachi - clockwise. Kuziririka kunoita nyika ndiko kunoita kuti kuve neusiku nemasikati; nyika inoziririka kamwe (1) panguva inoita 24 maaawa. Pane ipi zvayo nguva: hafu yenyika inenge yakataira zuva iri muchiedza ari masikati; imwe hafu inenge iri murima kudivi risiri kuwana mirazvo yezuva. Saka panyika panogara paine denderedzwa rinotara muganhu pakati perima nechiedza unonzi Denderedzwa reChiedza - Circle of Illumination.
Dendera. Shoko rokuti dendera rinoreva kupoterera kunoita Earth ichitendera zuva. Earth inoita dendera kamwe (1) pamisi 365,25. Dendera rinotanga nekuperera panzvimbo imwechete - ipapo paratangira ndipo parinogumira kuverengwa - nyika ichizotangazve kutenderera nenzira iyoyo imwechete. Nzira inotenderera nayo nyika tichaidana kuti boterekwa; nzira iyi ine kuumbwa kwedenderende kwete denderedzwa. Nokuda kwekuti boterekwa iri idenderende, nhambwe iri pakati penyika nezuva inosiyana mukufamba kwegore - asi izvi sandizvo zvinokonzera mwaka yepanyika.
Kutsveyama kweAkiso yeNyika[chinja | edit source]
Sokutaurwa kwaitwa, Earth inoita dendera (revolves) iri pamutsendo wedenderende (elliptical plane) unochekana neboterekwa rinofamba neEarth kamwe pagore. Panguva imwe chete, Earth inoita monerapo ichiziririka paAkiso inobatanidza North neSouth pole. Akiso yeEarth haina kururama pamutsendo wedenderende asi yakatsveyama negonyo re 23.5o. gonyo riri pakati pemutsendo denderende neAkiso yeEarth haichinje; Akiso inoramba yakanongedza divi rimwe uye yakatsveyama negonyo rimwe re 23.5o. Asi chinoshanduka kuti idivi ripi reAkiso riri pedyo nezuva. Divi riri pedyo nezuva rinowana mirazvo yakanyanya - iri divi ndiro rinenge riri mumwaka wekupisa, zhizha (summer), divi riri kure rinenge riri muchando (winter).
Mazuva ekurangarira[chinja | edit source]
Zuvaragodza (Solstice)
Mazuva eZuvaragodza anoitika June 20-21 neDecember 20-21.
- Pamazuva June 20-21 Earth inenge iri panzvimbo muboterekwa yokuti North pole inenge yakanongedza kuzuva yakatsveyamira kuzuva ne 23.5o. Denderedzwa rechiedza rinenge riri panzvimbo yokuti North pole haipinde murima zvokuti North pole inowana 24 maawa echiedza. Denderedzwa reChiedza rinenge rakaita muganhu palatitude 66.5oN panova ndipo panotangira Arctic Circle. Panguva imwechete, South pole inenge yakanongedza kwakapesana nezuva, denderedzwa rechiedza rinenge riri panzvimbo yokuti South pole inoramba iri murima. South pole inowana 24 maawa erima.
Pamazuva aya, nzvimbo dzose dziri kuMaodzanyemba eMuenzanisi dzinowana chiedza kwemaAwa anodarika 12; nzvimbo dzose dziri kuChamhembe kweMuenzanisi dzinowana chiedza chiri kwemahawa ari pasi pe 12. Hafu yekuMaodzanyemba inenge iri mumwaka weZhizha, hafu yekuChamhembe inenge iri mumwaka wechando.
- Pamazuva December 20-21 Earth inenge iri panzvimbo muboterekwa yokuti South pole inenge yakanongedza kuzuva yakatsveyamira kuzuva ne 23.5o. Denderedzwa rechiedza rinenge riri panzvimbo yokuti South pole haipinde murima zvokuti South pole inowana 24 maawa echiedza. Denderedzwa reChiedza rinenge rakaita muganhu palatitude 66.5oS panova ndipo panotangira Antarctic Circle. Panguva imwechete, North pole inenge yakanongedza kwakapesana nezuva, denderedzwa rechiedza rinenge riri panzvimbo yokuti North pole inoramba iri murima. Nouth pole inowana 24 maawa erima.
Pamazuva aya, nzvimbo dzose dziri kuChamhembe kweMuenzanisi dzinowana chiedza kwemaawa anodarika 12; nzvimbo dzose dziri kuMaodzanyemba kweMuenzanisi dzinowana chiedza chiri kwemaawa ari pasi pe 12. Hafu yekuChamhembe inenge iri mumwaka weZhizha, hafu yekuMaodzanyemba inenge iri mumwaka wechando.
Husiku Hwakaenzana Equinox
Mazuva eHusiku Hwakaenzana anoitika March 20-21 neSeptember 20-21. Pamazuva aya Denderedzwa reChiedza rinocheka Gonga reChamhembe neGonga reMaodzanyemba - mativi ose eAkiso anenge ari nhambwe dzakafanana kubva kuzuva - hapana divi rinenge riri pedyo nezuva kudarika rimwe. Zvakare hapana divi reAkiso rinenge rakanongedza kune zuva. Pamazuva aya nzvimbo dzose dziri panyika dzinowana husiku hwakaenzana, hwakareba 12 maawa - saka mazuva aya achinzi Husiku Hwakaenzana- equinox.
Kubva pana March 20-21, nguva yechiedza inoenda ichireba kuhafu yekuMaodzanyemba - kutanga kwenguva yeChirimo (spring) kunzvimbo dziri kuMaodzanyemba kweMuenzanisi. Kunzvimbo dziri kuChamhembe, nguva yechiedza inenge ichiderera, kutanga kwenguva yeMatsutso (autumn) kunzvimbo idzi. Pakutsutsa.
Kubva pana Sep 20-21, nguva yechiedza inoenda ichiderera kuhafu yekuMaodzanyemba - iyi inguva yemwaka we[[Matsutso] (autumn) kunzvimbo dziri ku[[Maodzanyemba kweMuenzanisi. Kunzvimbo dziri kuChamhembe, nguva yechiedza inenge ichireba, nguva yemwaka weChirimo kunzvimbo idzi.
Latitude neLongitude muChiShona[chinja | edit source]
- Mbariro dzeTaranyika. Taona kuti mwaka yepanyika inosiyana zvichienderana nekusiyana kwelatitude; nokudaro pfungwa iri kuti tsambamba idzi dzidanwe kunzi Mbariro dzeTaranyika mwaka muChiShona. Mwaka inenge iri kulatitude dzekuMaodzanyemba inopesana nemwaka yelatitude dzekuChamhembe. Nzvimbo dziri mulatitude dzemaTropics munova mune nyika yeZimbabwe, mwaka haiverengwe kusvika pamwaka mina. Izvi zvinokonzerwa nechiitiko chokunge zuva richiwanikwa nemurazvo une simba panguva zhinji dzegore.
Nzvimbo dziri kunze kwelatitude yeTropics dzinoverenga mwaka mina inoonekwa zvakati tsvikiti. Mwaka iyi ndiyo chando; chirimo, zhizha, matsutso inova winter, autumn, summer ne spring kuEnglish.
- Mutambariko weTaranyika. Nguva yezuva inosiyana zvichienderana nelongitude, saka zvakafanira kuti longitude inzi Mutambariko weTaranyika. Nzvimbo dzakasiyana dzine nguva dzakasiyana zvichienderana nelongitude yenzvimbo yacho. Kune mipanda yenguva (time-zones) yakarongeka ichitevedza rudzivo Mabvazuva-Madokero yakatarwa pamitemo yenguva Pasirose. Nguva idzi hadzizoteveri longitude kuti gedye-gedye nokuda kwekusiyana kwemitemo yenyika dzePasirose panhau yeMipanda yenguva.
Tamboona kuti longitude inoverengwa iri 0-180oE tichienda kuMabvazuva uye 0-180oW tichienda kuMadokero. Zvinoreva kuti gonyo relongitude rinohwerengedzwa kusvika pa360o. Taona zvakare kuti nyika inoziririka kutenderera kamwe paawa 24h - mahawa 24h anoenderana ne 360o. Panofambwa 15o yoga-yoga nguva inochinja neawa imwe (1h).
Nyika yeZimbabwe iri murumana rwehunhungo (longitude) +30oE. Pose panochinja muyeranhamo ne 15o, nguva inochinja neawa rimwe (1h). Nokudaro Zimbabwe inopiwa nguva yakawedzerwa 2h (maawa 2) zvichienzaniswa nenguva iri paPrime Meridian. Somuenzaniso kana nguva iri paPrime Meridian iri pa 06:00hrs, nguva yeZimbabwe inenge iri pa 08:00hrs. Nguva iri paPrime Meridian inonzi Greenwich Mean Time (GMT). Nokumwe kutaura nguva yeZimbabwe inodanwa ichinzi GMT + 2hrs.
- Tariro ndeyekuti mifananidzo ivepo pachidzidzo chino kubatsira kunzwisisa zviri kutsanangurwa.


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Munangatire
Muchidzidzo chemasvomhu munangatire (function in English Mathematics) hukama huripo pakati pemapoka maviri anonzi nhutirwa nenhururwa - inputs and outputs. Nhutirwa imwe neimwe inenge ichidyidzana nenhururwa imwe yoga.
Somuenzaniso munangatire unopa hukama pakati pa x neskweya yacho x2. Zvinoturuka kana kubuda kubva pamunangatire f zvichipindirana nenhutirwa x zvinotaridzwa nekunyora kunoti f(x) - (inoverengwa ichinzi "f munangatire wa x"). Pamuenzaniso uri pano, kana nhutirwa ari −3, nhururwa ichava 9, izvi zvigonyorwa zvichinzi f(−3) = 9.
Kupiwa kwezita[chinja | edit source]
Shoko rokuti munangatire rakasarudzwa nokuti nhutirwa imwe inonangana nenhururwa imwe panopangidzwa hukama huripo pakati pa X na Y.
- Pano X iZengeya rakasununguka (independent variable); f(x) Zengeya rakasungwa (dependent variable).
Zvakanyorwa pano hazviko kuChiShona chinodzidziswa kuZvikoro asi kudzesera kuturikira chete.

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Draft shure motokari kuvaka Turbo.
Kiinura itsva chinetso yomuropa.
Ndiwedzere motokari yako kuitira kuti unogona anokurukura yepamusoro difficuly siyana uye Score hombe pfungwa.
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AWSD kana Arrow makiyi. X kana N kushandisa Turbo apo wako Turbo mita izere.


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Mukadzi Asinganyorovi pakurhojewa.
Nyaya yokusanyorova inonetsa vakadzi vakawanda munyika
dzese.Inokonzera kusada kuiswa nomurume nokuti zvinenge zvogwadza kana murume
achipinza. Muviri wemunhukadzi wakagadzigwa zvokuti chitubu chinyorove kana
angofunga nyayya yokurjojewa. Kunyorova uku kunoitika bhinzi isati yatombomira
uye matinji asati atanga kuzvimbrira.
Zvinitika kuti iye muridzi kazhinji haatombozivi kuti ange atanga
kunyorova. Muchitubu mune zvipoto zvekunyorovesa zvinogaroongorora kuti mukadzi
uyu ari kufungei. Akangotanga kufunga nyaya dzinorerekera kurhoji, zvipoto izvi
zvototanga kupfachura mvura kunyorovesa mukati mechitubu kutii kana fungwa idzi
dzikazokonzera kuti mukadzi apinzwe chombo mukati munge makanyorova zvokuti
haasvuuki uye murume haasvuukiwo. Pamwe munovatana zvine ganyabvu mukati kana zemo rakakwira zvokuti dai pasina kunyorova, dai hosipitari dzichigara dzagazara nevanhu vakuvadzana.
Zvinoitika kutii mukadzi anyorove mukati iye asingatombozivi
uti anyorova iri nyayya yokuti kunyorova kwake kunoitika kakawanda pazuva.
Varume vanomira chombo kakawanda pazuva, zvikuru kana avete. Isuwo tinonyonrova
kakawanda pazuva zvikuru tivetewo. Kune vakadzi vakawanda vanotofamba vane
zvimucheka zvinohi panty liner, zvavanoisa pamberi mukatime bhurugwa kudzivirira
bhurugwa kuita machakwi. Pazuva unokwansa kuchinja zvimicheka izvi pese paunoenda
kutoilet. Zvikuru vakadzi vechidiki vanoti akangoona murume akagwinya kana kuti
akanaka kutarisa, kamwe kafungwa kadikidiki kobva kasvika kachiti murume uyu
anofanira kuva anonaka. Kafungwa keruchiva aka ndiko kanokonzera kutanga
kunyorova zemo risati ratombotanga.
Kunozoti wava panyaya yokuti unziva kuti pano nyaya
inotosvika pakupinzwa chombo, murume aripo iwe uripo, mava kutaura nezvekuvatana,
unotanga kuita zemo bhinzi yomuka, matinji ozvimbirira, chitubu chotanga
kuchinyatsonyorova zvokuti unosinira tumvura tunonyovesa bhurugwa zvakawedzera,
minyatso yomukawo, ganda romuviri wese rowedzera kudakupurudzigwa. Zemo kana
rasvika pkadai, musvonga waro kuvata nmurume kana kuzvifadza wega kana
zvisingaiti kuvata nomurume uyu. Pamwe unenge waitiiswa zemo
Nomurume arsiri wako usingadi kuti muvatane
Pamwemukomana wako asina kukuroora
Pamwe murume ndewako asi kondomu hamuna
Pamwe hamuna nguva asi zemo munaro.
Ngatibvumiranei kuti kunyorova kwemukadzi kunotanga nefungwa
dzinoitwa naiye mukadzi wacho. Izvi hazvinei nefungwa dzemurume, kana zvito
zvemurume. Murume akaita zvaaita mukadzi akasava nehanya nazvo anokwanisa
kusanyorova, chero zviito izvozvo zvirizvo zvinosiitisa kuti afunge
zvinonyorovesa.
Kusanyorova nokuda
kwezera:
Kunozoti wava munhu mukuru wapfuura makore 40, kunyorova
kunotanga kunonoka, zvikuru kana iwe nomurume wako musingavatani kakawanda
pavhiki. Kana muchiwanza unokwanisa kuramba uchinyorova asi kunyorova kwacho
kunokwansa kunonoka kutanga nokuti ruchiva gwava rushoma.
Mukadzi wechidiki
Pano ndoda kutaura nrenyaya yemukadzi achiri wechidiki asi achinonoka
kana kutadza kunyorova. Pane nguva yokuti mukadzi anotadza kunyorova chero ane
zemo. Izvi zvinokwanisa kuitika zvigokonzera kuti pakupinzwa paya mukadzi
anogwadziwa zvokuti anototadza kupinzwa. Kana akapinzwa, murumewo anotanga
kugwadziwa pavanotanga kuda kukoirana. Zvinokwanisa kupedzisira vanorega asi
vese zemo vanaro uye vachitoda kuvatana.
Pane zvikonzero zvinofunigwa kuti zvinoitisa kusanyorova uku.
Kusafarira maitire emurume
Kusava nemaHORMONE akakwana
Kutya kuiswa
Kunge uchishandiisa zvinhu mukatii mechitubu
Kunge uchishandisa mushonga wechimwewo chigwere
Zvigwere zvekuvatana
Maitire emurume:
Toti pakuvatana kwenyu
murume pane zvaanoita zvausingafariri. Zvinokwanisika kuti unogara uchimuudza
asi zvoita sokuti haatereri. Sokuti anongokuti kupinza nokudiridzira ipapo
nguva isina kupera iwe wogumbuka nazvo. Fungwa yako inotanga kungofunga kuti
kuvhurira murume makumbo hakubatsiri chinhu nokuti hazvinaki. Kukaita nguva zvakadaro
fungwa iya inonyorovesa inotadza kuita hanya nazvo yovhara. Panhu potadza
kunyorova chero murume akazodii.
Ndosaka ndichigarokurudzira mese kuti dzdzai kutaurana
makasununguka panyaya idzi. Dzidzaizve kuti kana muchivatana moita muchitaura. Kana
murume ari mukati iwe mukadzi uchihwa kunaka uchihwazve kuti muromo wako urri
kududza kuti zviri kunaka, usakangamwa kupa murume maINSTRUCTIONS okuwedzera
kunaka.
Uchida apinze chombo chese, simudzira chiuno umuudze kuti
pinza yese.
Uchida aderedze sipidhi yekukoira, muudze kuti asamhanyamhanya nokuti zviri
kunaka.
Uchida awedzere sipidhi muudze.
Uchida ambomira uture mafemo muudze asi wadaro usanyarara makatura mafemo
kudaro.
Uri pasi pake ukahwa kuti haasi kusvitsa paunoda kubaiwa, muudze kuti ambomira
unoda kufongora apinde zvakadzika.
Uchida akupe urume muudze
Mukuchemerera umomo taura zvinowedzera kunakigwa kwako.Zvinopa murume manyawi
okuzviita.
Kuva munhu
akasungunguka pakutaura nepamaitire chinhu chikuru chokuti mese mudzidze kuita.
Hazvinetsi kudzidza. Tanga nokungotaura zvinhu zvidiki. Unokwanisa kutaura
nechibhende
sokuti, “Nhasi wadipfidzisa.” Ipapo unoona murume onyemwerera
nemanyawi. Chikasir kumukisa asati afunga zvokutaura, womudetemba mutupo wake.
Paanozotaura uchaona kuti anenge akasununguka
zvinovazvinokusunungurawokuwedzera zvokutaura. Ndizvo zvinoita muhwisisane
nokugadzirsa zvisina kunyatsorurama.
Kungopopotera munhu asingatoziviwo zvokuita hakubatsiri
chinhu. Vaviri batsiranai kugadzirisa chese chakaipa. Uchaona kuti chinotora
nguva shoma kugadzirika.
Murume asingatori nguva kubatabatana nomukadzi wake
nokumbopinzawo zvigumwe muchitubu achikwenyerera imomo achikisana nomukadzi
achizevezera zvaanoda kuzoita mukadzi wake, murume ane hugino. Hino iwe kana
uchida izvi, ukasataura, ukatanga kungofundumwara kana nguva yokunovata
yosvika, unoti achaudzwa nani? Wana mashoko asingagumburi okumuudza nawo kuti
imbodai ugodai ugodai nokuti zvinonaka.
Kusava nemaHORMONE
akakwana.
Pane maHORMONE echikadzi anobatsira kunyorova kwechitubu.
Kana ari mashoma, chitubu hachinyorvi uye kupinzwa chombo kunogwadza. Kana uri
panyaya yyokuti uri kuttya kuiswa nokuti zvinogwadza pamwe chikonero maHORMONE
ako. Kasira kunoonekwa uitwe test.
Kutya kuiswa
Toti wakambogwadziswa umwe musi,
Kanaa kuti wakambopiwa chigwere pakuiswa,
Kana kuti wakambobatwa chibaro,
Kana kuti murume wako ane rino zichombo rinotyisa zvokuti kungorifunga unotohwa kutya,
Kana kuti wakambopinzwa chimwe chinhu chisiri chombo zvikakudya moyo,
Kana kuti wakakura uchidzidziswa kuti kuiswa nomunhu asina kukuroora chinhu
chisina unhu saka unoda kuiswa asi unoziva kuti zvakaipa nokuti uyu
mukomana wako haasi murume.
Kana kuti unongova munu anotya kuiswa usingazivi chikonzero.
Zvinoitika kuti usanyorova chero wada kuiswa.
Mishonga pasina zvigwere
Isu vanhu vatema zvemishonga tinozvifarira zvokuti cheromunhu
asingagwari anomwa mishonga uye kuisa mishonga panzvimvo dzomuviri dzisina kana
dambudziko.
Kana uri munhu anoshandisa mishonga muchitubu, pane imwe
mishonga inoitisa kuti utadze kunyorova. Mutemo wechitubu ndewekuti hapana
chinhu chinoiswamo chisinei nemo. Usashandiisa maSPRAY api zvawo mukati. Kune vakadzi
vanoisa munyu kana mafufu esipo mukati, kana umwe mishonga yochikaranga mukati
kwahi zvinoita kuti varege nunyorova kuti murume agoshinywa chombo. Hakuna
ugino hunopfuura ipapo nokuti uchasvika
pakutadza kuvata nomurume wako mese muchir vechidiki wopedzisira wamuruza. Kana
uchida kushinya murume, simbisa masuru yechitubu. Unozvikwanisa chero une
machakwi akata sei.
Usaisa mishonga muchitubu kana dhokotera vasina kukuudza kut
isa.
Mishonga yezvigwere:
Dziwe nguva unogwarawonorapiwa wopiwa musonga wokumwa. Pane
imwe mishonga inoitisa zvimwe zvinonzi SIDE EFFECTS kureva kuti norapa chigwere
asi inokonzera zvimwe zvausingafungiri kuitika. Unokwanisa kuzotadza kunyrova
zasi. Kana waziva kuti zvaitiswa nomushonga, mira chigwere chipere ugozotii
paita nguva mzamazve kutanga kuvatana. Udza murapi wako kuti ndizvo zvaitika.
Pamwe anokuchinjira mushonga. Zvigwere zvemazvano zvakaita saana iabetes, Hypertension, etc, mishonga yazvo inokanganisa nyaya dzokurhojana.
Zvigwere zvekuvatana:
Pane chigwere chinohi mycoplasma
genitalia chinoitiswa nekamwe kautachiona kasingaonnekwi nemaziso asi kanogara muchitubu nomumuromo. Kana umwe wenyu akava
nako, anokwanisa kupa umwe. Mukadzi akakaita anokwanisa kukanganiswa zvakawanda
ogwadziwa pakuiswa uyezve pamwe otadza kunyorova. Madokotera haakasiri kutsvaka
kanhu aka saka ukasakumbira kuvhenekwa unokwanisa kuita nguva yakareba
uchingochemachema ivo vachikuudza kuti hapana chakkaipa chavari kuona. Kumbira
kutestwa uzive kuti hauna chiutachiona ichi. Kana wanzi enda unotestwa, endai
mese nokuti murume wako anenge anachoo futi.
Todii kana mukadzi
asinganyorovi?
Chokutannga musatukana nenyaya iyi. Fungai nezvokuita.
Mukahwisisa kuti zvinoitika kuvakadzi vakawanda uye pamwe zvinogadzirika
munotanga kuongorora zvakanaka. Mukatanga kupopotedzana munnonoka kugadzirisa.
Hwisisai kuti mukkadzi anofanisa kunyorova musati mapinzana
chombo. Saka murume mirira mukadzi anyorove. Usajaira kuda kupinzwa chombo
usina kunyorova nokuti zvinokuvadza maMEMBRANE anodzivirira zvigwere.
Wedzerai Nguva yokutamba
Vakadzi hatinyayi kufarira kuhi tine zemo pese pese saka
vamwe vedu vanononoka kunyrova nokuti fungwa hadzisi pakuiswa. Wanai nguva
yokumbotamba mese makamurira kuvatana. Murume ngaawanewo nguva yokuti chero
makkamirira kudya paya akawana mukana wekupurudzirawo magaro emukadzi wake
nokumuudza kuti akanaka, nezviwewo zvinofadza, mukadzi anonyorova chero
asingazivi kuti atotanga kunyorova.
Cheromukana waawana ngaajaire kubatabata
mukadzi nokumukudza nokumunemera. Pamunozoenda kunovata mukadzii anenge agara
atova nefungwa yazvo saka haanonoki kunyorova asi imbtambaiwo muite
zvinotaridza rudo. Tori nguva muchitamba
murume achipota achipinza chigumwe mukati achikwizirira kuno kumadziro
ekumusora kwakanangana nebhinzi kunova ndiko kune kanyama kakagwinyirira
kanonaka kukwenyiwa. Muadzi anokasira kunyrova nazvo.
Mukadzi ngaaise BALANCE pazvokudya zvake. Wedzera hove, uye imbodyawo dzimwe mhodzi
dzinonzi FLAX SEED inova ine rimwe zita rokuti LINSEED. Unokwanisa kutova nazvo
mugadheni mako. Wedzera izvi muzvokudyazvako.
Usashandisa zvimwe zvimishonga kuzasi kwako chero zvodii.
Zvibvunze kuti atitude yako chaiyo panyaya yokuiswa iri papi.
Kana muchibika mapoto kana kuti uchingovata nomurume waunoziva kuti haasi wako
unokwanisa kunge zvichikudya moyo kusvika pakuti muviri wako unoita PROTEST
worega kunyorovesa zasi . Gadzirisa nyaya dzako.
Kana wakambobvisa mimba, kana kuti wakambopiwa chigwere nomurume,
zvinokwanisa kukutyisa kuiswa. Enda kuCounselling udzikamise hana panyaya
iyoyo. Nyaya dzedu isu vakadzi dzakawanda uye dzinonetsa kuhwisiswa noumwe
munhu asi ukawana munhu asiri wehama kana shamwari uye waunoziva kuti
haakuzivi, wekutaurira nyaya yako achikwanisa kuihwisisa zvokukubatsira,
unokwanisa kugadzikana hana zvokukwanisa kudzokera zvawanga uri kare.
Nyaya yokunyorova inokwanisa kukurambanisai pasina kupera
gore. Varume vedu vechiZimba havakwansi kugana nomukadzi asingakwanisi kuiswa.
Anokuhurira pasina kupera mwedzi chaiwo. Haahwisisi kuti chigwere chinoda karapiwa. Asi iye akagwara ndipo paanotowedzera kuchengera. Unohwa oti anoda tii pa 30 munites dzega dzega kuti usawana mukana wekunonyengwa. Kana kumagirosa hauendi.
MATE:
Makamirira kudai shandisai mate chaiwo emumuromo. Mate
emukadzi kana murume zvese zvinoita. Murume akaisa mate akawanda pamuromo
wechitubu chomukadzi mukadzi akanyenamisa chitubu, mukadziwo oisa mate machombo
chomurume, mozama kupinzana zvinoita nyore pane kupinzwa usina kunyorova. Pakukoira kwenyu musaita zvine ganyabvu nokuti
mate akasiyana neoiri yemukadzi.
Munokwanisa kunotenga imwe inohi KY jelly yokuisa mukati memukadzi kuti munyorove asi vanoziva
vanoti ukaishandisa nguva refu unoderedza kudzivirira zvigwere kwemukati
mechitubu.
Shandisai makachenjera. Zivazve kuti ndiyo inoshandiswa neNGOCHANI
saka paunonotenga ukaona vemuCHEMIST vachikutarisa zvisingaiti ziva kuti
vakufungira kuti uri ngochani. Kana zvichikutyisa endai mese nomukadzi kana
kuti mukadzi ndiye oenda.
Varume tibatsireiwo:
Mukadzi ane zemo asi asingakwanisi kuvhurira chombo haasi
mukazi wekupopotera. Mukadzi anotovawo neFRUSTRATION yakatopfuura yako iwe
murume. At LEAST anokwanisa kukubatsira nemaoko, mazamu etc ukatokwanisa
kuguta. Ko iye achaita sei kuti agute.
Chigwere chokusanyorova chakangofanana nechigwere kuvarume
chokutadza kumira chombo. Musi waunotadza kumira chombo mukadzi wako
akasakubatsira unowedzera kusamira nokuda kwekudyiwa moyo.
Iwewo mukadzi wako anoda rubetsero kwauri kana atadza kunyorova. Ukamubatsira ukamuratidza
rudo, ukamukurudzira, munokwanisa kukasira kugadzirisa nyaya yenyu
motozotangazve kuvatana zvakanaka. Ukatanga kumupopotera nokumutsamwira kuita sokuti anozviitisa, unotomuwedzera dambudziko. Anobva atofunga kuti uri kuhura.
kana watadza kupinza nokuda kwekusanyorova kwake, mupe chomboiye aone zvokuita nacho, anokwanisa kushandisa maoko, anokwanisa kukwiza chombone mazamu., anokwanisa kumwa chombo semhuruirikumwa mukaka wamai. iwewo ukambosvitsa rurimi pabhinzi yake ukaikwiza norurimi, anokwanisa kuzonyorova wopedzesira wapinza pasiina dambudziko.
Nyaya iyi ihuru saka musaiita seisina maturo. Kasirai
kuigadzirisa. Hwisisa kuti unokwanisa kuita makore uchinyorova wongozoona umwe musi zvoramba kuitika, kopera mwedzi yakati kuuti uchinetseka nazvo zvozotanga futi kuita seisina kumbonetseka nazvo.
UDZAI VAMWE!!!!!!


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Ngatimbotaura nenyaya dzokuyeuchidzana mazuva akakosha mumusha. Nyaya idzi todzipa kuvarume vedu kuti vahwisise kuti ndivo madzishe saka ndivo vane basa rokuziva mazuva. Hurumende ndiyo inotaura yega kuti nhasi izuva re Public holiday. Ishe ndiye anosarudza musi wechisi. Sabhuku ndiye anotaura musi wedare. Saka nyaya yedu nhasi yakarerekera kuvarume vedu asi isu tine zvokuitawo pazviri.
Varume:
Varume vanoshushikana nenyaya yokuda kutonga pamusha. Vanoona sokuti
murume akaonekwe seane moyo munyoro mukadzi anokwanisa kumudherera. Kufunga
kwakadai kunobva pakushaya CONFIDENCE yokuti ndiwe mukuru pamusha. Kana uri
mukuru uye uchizviziva wega, hapana chinombokunetsa. Ukangogara pamusha wako
uchiita mabasa emunhu mukuru, mukadzi anongokutora somunhu mukuru pasina
mubvunzo. Kuti zvikasire kuitika izvi murume ngaaratidze kuti anokoshesa
mukadzi wake. Vakadzi takakmboregwa pakuti hatinetsi kufadza. Murume
anongofanira kuratidza kuti fungwa yake inogara ichindifunga nguva nenguva.
Akabuda mumba akaenda kwaaenda haakangamwi kuti asiya mukadzi mumba. Anofanira
kuratidza kuti kupatsana kwaaita neni kwamushaisa mufaro uye mufaro uyu
unodzoka kana adzoka kwandiri.
Ndini mai vemba yake, mai vevana vake, shamwari yake yepamoyo, murudzi
wemufaro wake, munhu anoziva zvese zviri pamuviri wake nemashandire azvo. Saka
ndini ndinayewo pamoyo. Iye anofanisa kusandikangamwa. Saka murume anofanira
kuratidza sei fungwa dzakadai.
Imwe nyaya inoshanda ndeyokuti murume azive nezvemaruva. Kugarotengera
mukadzi maruva chnhu chakanaka chose. Ruva chinhu chinoitika pamuti kana imwe
mbeu kana chimwewo hacho chinokura muvhu. Ruva rinotaridza kuti upenyu huri
kuenderera mberi nokuti ruva rinoti rapera poita mhodzi dzinoti dzakora
dzokwanisawo kudzvagwa dzoita humwe upenyu. Ruva rinotaridza kutangazve
kweupenyu utsva. Panesu vaviri, ruva rinotaridza kutangazve kwerudo. Rudo
rutsva rudo rukuru. Saka kana murume achiunza maruva kumukadzi wake anunza rudo
rutsva.
Hino kune vamwe varume vanounza maruva kana vamborova mukadzi madeko.
Maruva aya iota sokushandiswa kukumbira ruregerero. Ndizvo hazvo asi ukajaira
kudai musoro wemukadzi unozofunga kuti maruva anobva pakurohwa. Kana warova
mukadzi, zviri nani usamuunzira maruva pakukumbira ruregerero. Wana chimwe
chinhu chakaita sehuku mhenyu kana mbudzi yaunoudza mukadzi wako kuti muripo
wekukanganisa kwawaita. Maruva ndeevanhu vane rudo kwete vanorovana mumba mavo.
Saka unoziva sei musi wekuunza maruva. Maruva angangohi zuva nezuva
anobva ajairigwa oshaya chiremera mumoyo momukadzi. Murume wana mukana
wekukoshesa maruva musi waunouya nawo roita zuva rakakosha. Mazuvano vanhu vakawana mukana nokukoshesa
mazuva anohi ma ANIVERSSARY, kureva musi unofungwa chinhu chakaitika rimwe gore
pazuva iroro romwedzi. Toti machata musi wa 25 December 2013. Gore rimwe
nerimwe pazuva iri murme anouya nemaruva kumukadzi wake kuratidza kukoshesa
zuva iri.
Kuti mazuva akadai awande, ndanyora pano ma ANIVERSSARY akawanda
anofanira kufungwa nomurume kuti aratidze kuti anokoshesa kuva nomukadzi wake.
Mazuva awa anokupazve mukana wekurangaridza mukadzi wako chimwe chinhu
chaunokoshesa chinoitwa nomukadzi, zvadaro iye haazokangamwi kugarochiita
nokuti anoziva kuti unochifarira. Murume anonyorawo kandima kokurondedzera kuti
maruva awa abva panyaya ipi.
Morangarirazve naya dzorufu dzinova dzinorangaridza vanhu kuti upenyu
hune mugumo uye mugumo wacho hatimuzivi saka kana tiri vapenyu kudai
ngatiitirane rudo uye tinakigwe noupenyu nokuti chipo chatakapiwa chine nguva
inoverengwa namakore mashoma. Kana pana
hama yenyu yakashaika sokuti mwana wenyu kana kuti mubereki wemurume/mukadzi
munowana kanguva kokutaura nezvazvo nokutenda nguva yamakaita nehama iyi.
Mowanawo nguva yokutenda nenguva yamunayo imi pauviri hwenyu nokupanana rukudzo
kuti mese makasarudzana mukadanana uye muchiri mese kureva kuti mune rudo.
Kana makafgwa nomwana uchaona kuti mukadzi wako panguva iyoyo
anosuruvara kana achifunga mwana wake. Ndiyo nguva yokuti muve pamwe chete.
Ratidza kuti iwe hauna kukangamwa mwana wenyu.
Vakadzi
Mukadzi kana awanawo murume akadai, anogaromurangaridza mazuva
akamukoshera paupenyu hwenyu, chiratidzawo kuti unokoshesa fungwa dzomurume
wako anokuda seizvi. Murume musi waanounza maruva okuudza zvaaunzira maruva
kuti zuva iri izuva rakaita sei, chirikoshesawo iwe. Kana musina vana hapana
chokumirira. Tanga kutenda nokudiwa kwaunoita.
1 Bikira murume zvbokudya zvinotaridza kuti izuva rakakosha.
2 Ita nyaya dzinorerekera kukukosha kwezuva iri. Kana usina nyaya nazvo
bvunza murume mibvunzo akuudze ugotaura kukosha kwazvo kwauri iwe
3 Isa maruva aya paanoonekwa nevanovhakasha wosiya chikadhi chine
rondedzero iya chiripo kuti vaone ugotaura masho okudada nazvo. Kana
zvichinyadzisa bvisa chikadhi usiye maruva aripo. Kana shamwari dzako dzikauya
usasvoda kudziudza chikonzero.
4 Pakunovata musi uyu, taridzawo kuti izuva rakakosha rinofanira kuitwa
zvakakosha. Varume vanowanzo farira APPRICIATION iri DIRECT. Rondedzera kuti
uzere norudo uye kudada nemanyawi aakupa kukuratidza kuti anokuti. Chimubvunza
chinhu chiri SPECIAL chaanoda nhasi womuudza kuti chero chaada unomupa. Kana
asarudza mupe nomoyo wese. Kana wange wakaneta wabva kuSHIFT, udza murume
mukasire kundovata uite zviitwa ugowana nguva yokuvata yakakwana. Kuchidzira
moto pakusangana kwenyu.
5 Kana iri BIRTHDAY yomurume wako, mira mirawo nezvokudya nokudaidza
shamwari dzake muungane ugoitawo chimwe chakakosha chaunotaura pagungano.
Hazvirevi kuti unoita PARTY asi kungodanawo imwe hama kana shamwari kuti muve
pamwe chete modya mese, wotaura zvinokoshesa zuva.
6 Usakangamwa kutenda murume pakukukoshesa nokukufnga nokukupa rudo
nokukuitira zvakanaka zvinokufadza. Appreciation breeds appreciation.
Mese hwisisai kuti mumhuri yakadai kupopotedzana kunoita kushoma nokuti
mese munoziva zvinofungwa noumwe. Harisi zuva rinohi rakakosha asi kuti munhu
waunaye ndiye anokoshesa zuva iri nezviito zvake pauviri hwenyu.
Vakadzi tinopa varume vedu umambo hwemusha zvisingarevi kuti murume
mudzvanyiriri asi kuti munhu akakosha pamabasa ake apamusha zvokuti ndiye
mukuru. Hazvifaniri kuti ave nenguva yaanoita sokusabvimugwa kuva mukuru.
Hazvibvi pakutaura kana pakupopota kana pakupiwa zvipo asi kuti zvinobva
parukudzo kubva kwamuri mese. Kana mukdzi achitukana nomurume hazvirevi kuti
ari kuti murume haasi mukuru. Ari kuti wandigumbura saka gadzirisa pawakanganisa.
Kuva mukadzi wemunhu iVOLUNTARY PROCESS. Kupa murume umambo iVOLUNTARY PROCESS
yokuti musha imiri ine mutongi anohwisisa kuti mukadzi diye akazvininipisa kuva
pasi pemurume kwete kuti i RIGHT yemurume. Sakai we murume wapiwa umambo uhu
chitaridza ushe amhuri yako. Koshesa mukadzi pane zvaakakuitira nezvaari.
Mari
Pese pese panodiwa mufaro nyaya yemari hainonoki kuvapo. Kune varume
vanoti nyaya dzema ANIVERSSARY idzi
dzinopedza mari profit yacho isinganyatsi kuonekwa. Profit yorudo mumbo ihuru
chose. Kamari kaunoshandisa kutenga maruva kashoma chose chose pane zvaunowana.
Hwisisa kuti mumba kazhinji zvinhu zvinotengwa ndezvenyu mese. Mukadzi haanawo
chinhu chaanoti ichi ndechake ega. Maruva ndeake ega asi anofa kwapera vhiki
posara pasinazve chinhu chaanoti ndechake.
Murume imbosvikawo kumba kwako ufambe fambe mumba uchitarisa zvinhu zvinohi
ndezvemukadzi wako zvisinei nemhuri zvisiri membhe dzokupfeka. Uchaona kuti
zvishomanana. Ndosaka tichiti imbopawo mukadzi wako manyawi umwe musi.
Udzai Vamwe!!!


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Kunyemudzwa Beche naMaiguru mukoma wemukadzi wangu PART 2 – Ndakamusvira seFunny so!!!. Vakafunga kuti vandiwana pachiramu muPart 1 asi ndakauya neRecovery ndikavarova nemboro… Kuda kujairira!
Mai Nyasha havana kuziva kuti she was playing a dangerous game rebeche nemboro so ndakavasiya vakadaro for a few weeks. Asi one day ndakati twumamini skirts twanyanya and its time i take some action. Vaiti kana vachindipa lunch everyday its a different mini skirt and clearly mukati manga musina panty. But ndakasiya zvakadaro for those few weeks.
Vakauya one day ndapedza nekamwe kaPolo asi karamba kumuka and ndaive nestress, vakandipa sadza, pavaikotama kuti vandipe mvura yekugeza ndakatarisa mukati meMono Skirt ndikaona beche riri pachena. Ndakabata straight paBeche ipapo ndokubva Mai Nyasha vavhunduka ndokurasa mvura yese pasi. Vakati “aah tarisai zvamandiitisa nhaimi nenyere dzenyu dzisingapere”
Vakasumuka ndokunotora chikorobho ndokupfuma nekaMini kaye, magaro aripanze beche on display. Ndakanzwa mboro yangu ichiita hasha ndikati nechemumoyo “Mai Nyasha vakuda kundijairira” Ndakasimuka ndokuvhura zip yangu ndokuburitsa mboro yangu ndokunanga kumashure kwavo pafloor ipapo panyoro kudaro. In one go ndakapinza mboro yangu mukati mavo…. Vakanyepera kuvhunduka asi vakadzoka ndokupushira magaro avo kumashure. Ndakati thats all the encouragement i needed ndokutanga kusvira zvine mutsindo. Ndakabatirira pamazigaro avo ndokutanga kusvira zvine nharo.
Ndakanzwa mukadzi mukuru achichemerera zvine power ndikati “thats what you get kana wadenha mboro” Vakacheuka ndokusekerera misodzi yakazara mumaziso ndikati hazvina basa neni izvo kana muchida sviro nhasi ndokupai yese! Ndakazvambura maiguru vaye kusvika vakudedera nekunakirwa. Shunga nehasha dzemota yaramba kumuka zvanga zvakandipfeka ndichiita kunge ndirikusvira hure. Ndakamurova heavy kusvika ndatundira mukati make.
Ndakasimuka ndokugara ndokutanga kudya sadza rangu hangu chinyararire… Ndakaona Mai Nyasha vachipedzisa kukorobha ndokubuda ndokuenda kunogeza…
To be continued… Check out Part 3 …. Kunyemudzwa Beche naMaiguru mukoma wemukadzi wangu PART 3 – KUWANIKIDZWA NEMUKADZI NDICHISVIRA MAI NYASHA


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Nyanza
Nyanza kana gawa (Lake in English) mutumbi wemvura wakakura samare uye uchiwanikwa padunhu. Muenzaniso ndidzo mvura dzinenge: Lake Malawi; Lake Victoria; Lake Tanganyika; Lake Chad. Nyanza inenge iri mvura yakaungana pasina kuvakirwa dhamu; izvi zvinosiyana neKariba Dam rakavakwa nevanhu. Zita iri rasiyanisa nekutaura kwemazuva ose kunoti nyanza negungwa zvimwechete.
Zita iri riri kutoredzera pamutauro weChewa unoti Lake Malawi inonzi Nyanja - pano pavandudzwa kuti zviende kuChiShona. PaNhevedzwa dzeMvura nyanza dzinochengeta mvura isina munyu padunhu.
Ziwumbe rine nyanza zhinji ndiro ziwumbe reNorth America rine nyanza dzinoti: Lake Erie; Lake Huron; Lake Ontario; Lake Superior; Lake Winnipeg; Lake Winnipegosis; Lake Manitoba nedzimwewo nyanza zhinji dzine mvura yakachena.


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Sunday, 26 June 2016
Hazvanzi kadzi inohura ichikupa mari
Toti uri munhurume asi une hazvanzi yaunoziva kuti inohura nevarume vane mari, iyewo opota achikupa mari kana usingashandi, kana kuti kukukweretesa mari paunenge washupika. Hazvanzi iyi haina murume wemuma. Munhu akangozvimiririrawo hake, anohwisisa kuti mari inowanikwa sei kubva kuvarume vanayo, zvisinei kuti varume ava vane vakadzi here kana kwete.
Zvinoita here kuti ugamuchire mari yakadai uchiziva kwayabva? Ko umwe wevarume vaanohura navo akasangana newe akakupa mari yakati wandei unoramba here kuigamuchira?
Zvine basa here kuti hazvanzi iyi muduku pauri kana kuti mukuru pauri iwe kuti ude kana kuramba kugamuchira mari yaanokupa uchiziva kwayabva. Ko kukutengerawo mudziyo yakaita se motokari kana Tarakita yokurimisa, kana rhori yokuitisa maraicha kubva kune dzimwe nyika?
Nyaya yava munyika yedu ndeyokuti mhuri imwe neimwe ine vana vayo vakawanda vanoita basa rechihure zvinotozikamwa kuti ndiro basa ravo. Unoona munhu ane imba yakanaka chose yaanogara, yakavakwa nemari yokuhura.
Taurai tihwe vanhurume?
Zvinoita here kuti ugamuchire mari yakadai uchiziva kwayabva? Ko umwe wevarume vaanohura navo akasangana newe akakupa mari yakati wandei unoramba here kuigamuchira?
Zvine basa here kuti hazvanzi iyi muduku pauri kana kuti mukuru pauri iwe kuti ude kana kuramba kugamuchira mari yaanokupa uchiziva kwayabva. Ko kukutengerawo mudziyo yakaita se motokari kana Tarakita yokurimisa, kana rhori yokuitisa maraicha kubva kune dzimwe nyika?
Nyaya yava munyika yedu ndeyokuti mhuri imwe neimwe ine vana vayo vakawanda vanoita basa rechihure zvinotozikamwa kuti ndiro basa ravo. Unoona munhu ane imba yakanaka chose yaanogara, yakavakwa nemari yokuhura.
Taurai tihwe vanhurume?
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Tuesday, 21 June 2016
Chikomba chamai nehure rababa
Mubvunzo uri pano ndewekuti zvinoita here kuti mwana abva zera arove kana kudzinga chikomba chamai? Chikomba chamai zvoreva murume ari kuhura namai vako ivo mai vako vasina kurambana nababa vako. Kana mai nababa vakatorambana hazvigoni kuti mai vahi vane chikomba nokuti mai ipapo munhu asina murume. Chikomba munhu wechihure. Kana baba vakashaika, mai vari chirikadzi, hazviiti kuti mai vahi vane chikomba nokuti mai munhu asina murume.
Chikomba murume ari kuhura namai kureva kuti zvavari kuita hazvisi pamutemo wechivanhu. Hazvinei kuti murume uyu ane mukadziwo here kana kuti ijaya anongohi chikomba chete.
Saka ngatichitarisa mitemo yakawanda inopindira panyaya iyi tigoongororazve kuti chii chinobvumigwa kuitwa pazviri, uye kuti ndiani anobvumira uyezve kuti ndiani anobvumidzwa.
Mai munhu akaremekedzwa chose chose munyika dzakawanda zvokuti hakuna nyika yandinoziva inobvumira mumnhu kurova mai. Chero nyika dzechiArabhu idzo dzine mitemo inobvumidza vanhu kuuraya hama dzavo. handina kumbohwa nyika inobvumidza munhu kurova mai. So apa totanga nokubvunza kuti ko kana mai vakandisvodesa nokuhura kwavo ndinofanira kuita sei? Chokutanga ndechokuti uhure hwamai hunoera. Hautaugwi nomwana wavakazvara mai ava. Hazvinei kuti akura zvakadii. Kutaura chihure chamai kana kupumha mai chihure kutsveruka. Hazvibvumidzwi pachivanhu pedu.
Asi tichiripo apa ngatitaure chokwadi chokuti Mai vanokwanisa kuva munhu asina kukuzvara asi achongohi mai. Sokuti Mainini kana maiguru vakamwa pazamu rimwe chete namai kana kuti vana vehazvanzi dzamai. Vese ava ndivana mai asi vanoonekwa vakasiyana pa chivanhu. Munhu anohi mai asi achibvumidzwa kupumhiwa chihure kana anatsoonekwa achihura ndiMainini kureva mukadzi wababa wechipiri kana kuti wechitatu. vaya vanohi pa Chirungu STEP MOTHER. Hauna ukama naya kuzhe kwekuti munhu akazowanikwa nababa vako pabarika. STEP Mother techirungu inosanganisawo mukadzi akawanikwa nababa vako mai vashaika.
Wese zvake anohi STEP Mother anokwanisa kupumhiwa chihure nomwanakomana wemurume wake ariye mwanakomana mukuru. Vaduku ava havabvumidzwi. Iye mukuru uyu anobvumidzwazve kugara nhaka yababa vake pamukadzi wechipiri kana wechitatu. Ndizvo achibvumidzwa kupumha mainini ava chihure.
Mukadzi wese anohi Maiguru (mukoma wamai, kwete mukadzi wemukoma) haabvumidzwi kupumhiwa chikure nomwana anomuti maiguru.
Chikomba murume ari kuhura namai kureva kuti zvavari kuita hazvisi pamutemo wechivanhu. Hazvinei kuti murume uyu ane mukadziwo here kana kuti ijaya anongohi chikomba chete.
Saka ngatichitarisa mitemo yakawanda inopindira panyaya iyi tigoongororazve kuti chii chinobvumigwa kuitwa pazviri, uye kuti ndiani anobvumira uyezve kuti ndiani anobvumidzwa.
Mai munhu akaremekedzwa chose chose munyika dzakawanda zvokuti hakuna nyika yandinoziva inobvumira mumnhu kurova mai. Chero nyika dzechiArabhu idzo dzine mitemo inobvumidza vanhu kuuraya hama dzavo. handina kumbohwa nyika inobvumidza munhu kurova mai. So apa totanga nokubvunza kuti ko kana mai vakandisvodesa nokuhura kwavo ndinofanira kuita sei? Chokutanga ndechokuti uhure hwamai hunoera. Hautaugwi nomwana wavakazvara mai ava. Hazvinei kuti akura zvakadii. Kutaura chihure chamai kana kupumha mai chihure kutsveruka. Hazvibvumidzwi pachivanhu pedu.
Asi tichiripo apa ngatitaure chokwadi chokuti Mai vanokwanisa kuva munhu asina kukuzvara asi achongohi mai. Sokuti Mainini kana maiguru vakamwa pazamu rimwe chete namai kana kuti vana vehazvanzi dzamai. Vese ava ndivana mai asi vanoonekwa vakasiyana pa chivanhu. Munhu anohi mai asi achibvumidzwa kupumhiwa chihure kana anatsoonekwa achihura ndiMainini kureva mukadzi wababa wechipiri kana kuti wechitatu. vaya vanohi pa Chirungu STEP MOTHER. Hauna ukama naya kuzhe kwekuti munhu akazowanikwa nababa vako pabarika. STEP Mother techirungu inosanganisawo mukadzi akawanikwa nababa vako mai vashaika.
Wese zvake anohi STEP Mother anokwanisa kupumhiwa chihure nomwanakomana wemurume wake ariye mwanakomana mukuru. Vaduku ava havabvumidzwi. Iye mukuru uyu anobvumidzwazve kugara nhaka yababa vake pamukadzi wechipiri kana wechitatu. Ndizvo achibvumidzwa kupumha mainini ava chihure.
Mukadzi wese anohi Maiguru (mukoma wamai, kwete mukadzi wemukoma) haabvumidzwi kupumhiwa chikure nomwana anomuti maiguru.
Zvokuita nechikomba chamai:
Pamutemo wedu wechivanhu, Hazviiti kupumha mai chihure saka zvotoreva kuti haukwanisi kuwana zvokuita nechikomba chamai chero ukachiziva.
- Haukwanisi kubvunza mai kuti ko uyu ndiani?
- Haukwanisi kutukana nechikomba chamai
- Haukwanisi kuudza baba vako kuti waona mai vane chikomba
- Haukwanisi kuudza hama dzimwe kuti mai vako vane chikomba.
- Haukwanisi kuvunza chikomba chacho kuti chiri kuitei namai vako.
- Hapana zvaunobvumidzwa kuita panyaya iyi pamutemo wedu wechivanhu. Unongosiyawo zvakadaro kusvika baba vako vabata sick kubva kuna mai iwe wagara uchitoziva hako kuti mai vari kuhura.
Pamazuvano tinoona kakawanda kuti murume nomukadzi vanogara kunyika dzakasiyana zvinoreva kuti nyaya dzechihure dzinowanda pakati pavo. Vana vanowanzoti vakagara nababa vobva vonogara namai. Zvinoitika chose kuti mwana anosvika pakuhwisisa kuti murume anogarovhakasha pamba chikomba chamai. Chero akatohwa mai vake vachichemererana nechikomba ichi usiku, hapana chaanokwanisa kuita. Kungovharawo zheve wobatwa nehope wosiya vaviri ava vachiisana mubedroom yavo. Hazvinei newe.
Ukazoti wava nababa ukada kuvatsanangurira kuti waigarohwa mai vachichemererana nechikomba, ivo baba vako vanokwanisa kukutsiura pamataurire aunoita nyaya dzamai vako. Inyaya you kutodzidza kunyarara zvachose.
Kune vanakomana vaya vabva zera zvokuti anenge ava kuzviona somurume mukuru, sokuti ava nemakore anopfuura 25 mai vane makore ekuma 30 chakuti. Wobata chokwadi chaicho kuti mai vari kuhura nanhingi. Iye nhingi wacho achigaroita chivindhi chokusvika pamba achitombopindawo mumba inovata mai. Zvinokwanisika kuti mwana anohwa hasha pakuti mai vari kuiswa nomunhu asiri baba vake, ivo baba vasingazivi kuti ndizvo zviri kuitika. Hasha idzi ndidzo hadzo asi mai havarangwi saka haakwanisi kupopotera mai. Kunosvika pakuti ade kunopopotera chikomba chiya asi hazviiti kutukana nechikomba iugosatuka mai pamwepo. Hino mai havatukwi. Saka inyaya isingaendi mberi.
Kune vana vaya vakakurira mukombhoni vakatsveruka zvokuti unomuone achidzinganisana nechikomba chamai. Achipopota zvinoudza vatereri kuti nyakutiza uyu avata namai vake. Anofumugwa ipapo ndimai kwete chikomba. Pamutemo wedu wechivanhu, munukadzi ndiye ane KII yokuti anoiswa nani uye nguvai. Kazvinji mumba mukadzi ndiye anonyima kana kupa murume wake. Varume kana mukadzi akamubvisira bhurugwa haanetseki nazvo, zvokutoti chero asingadi mukadzi wake anongokwanisa kisana naye zvakadaro. Kashoma kuona murume anonyima mukadzi wake mumba. Nyaya inenge yatoipa chose.
Kune vana vaya vakakurira mukombhoni vakatsveruka zvokuti unomuone achidzinganisana nechikomba chamai. Achipopota zvinoudza vatereri kuti nyakutiza uyu avata namai vake. Anofumugwa ipapo ndimai kwete chikomba. Pamutemo wedu wechivanhu, munukadzi ndiye ane KII yokuti anoiswa nani uye nguvai. Kazvinji mumba mukadzi ndiye anonyima kana kupa murume wake. Varume kana mukadzi akamubvisira bhurugwa haanetseki nazvo, zvokutoti chero asingadi mukadzi wake anongokwanisa kisana naye zvakadaro. Kashoma kuona murume anonyima mukadzi wake mumba. Nyaya inenge yatoipa chose.
Ndoosaka zvichinzi kana mukadzi achihura ndiye anoda kuhuriwa naye, kwete kuti pane chiri kuitwa nechikomba chinoshamisira. Bodo. Mukadzi ndiye anoda zvokuhuriwa naye. Hino kana vari mai vako vadaro hwisisa kuti ndivo vanotoda zvokuhuriwa navo nechikomba ichi. Dai vabatwa chibharo dai vaenda kumapurisa, uyezve chibharo hachingabatwi zuva nezuva mubedroom yamai vako. Hazviiti.
Saka pane chimwe chingaitwa here?
Kana uri mwana ukahwisisa chose kuti mai vari kuhurira baba, unokwanisa kundobvunza munhu ava munhu mukuru wemhuri, sokuti mbuya kana sekuru. Iwe hapana zvaunikwanisa kuita pazviri asi pane vamwe vanokwanisa kuita. Mbuya kana sekuru havakwanisi kutongesa muroora murume wake asingazivi. Cero ari kune imwe nyika, vanotanga vamufonera vomuudza kuti kwaita nyaya yokuti. Hino vakawanda havafariri kuudza mwana wavo nenyaya dzokuhura kwemukadzi wake nokuti kwaari uko anokwanisa kuva ari ega achishandira mhuri zvinopedza simba Kupiwa nyuzi dzokuti mukadzi ari kuhura kumusha zvinopurtsa musoro. Vabereki vanozviziva saka pamwe vanomirira kusvika auya kumusha.
Kana achigarapo asi achiti akaenda kwaaenda mukadzi osara achihura vabereki vanokwanisa kumuudza kuti azvitarisire ega aone zviri kuitika. Mwana haakwanisi kuudza baba pakuhura kwamai.
Saka nyaya iyi tonoipedza tichiti Kuhura kwamai chinhu chinoera kuchitara kana kuita nyaya pachiri noumwe munhu. Kana wazviona vichiitika siyana nazvo. Mai vako haasi mwana wako wekuti unomuraira.
Zvese izvi zvakangofananawo nokuhura kwababa. Hazviiti kuti unotukana ne hure rababa Asi mwanakomana mukuru aibvumigwa kugara nhaka yababa pamukadzi wechipiri kana wechitatu. Baba vakashaika vakasiya mukadzi achiri wechidiki ane mwana kana vana Mukomana mukuru wemhuri aibvumidzwa kuti mainini chipindai mumba tibatsirane kurera vanunguna vangu. Ofugura mainin vaya otoisana navo paimboiswa nababa vake. Mazuvano chinhu chinosvodesa kuhi munhu akavata numusikana anovata nababa vake. Asi kare zvaikwanisika kana baba vashaika vasiya mukadzi ane vana vavo.
Hakuna mwana anobvumidzwa kupumha baba chihure kana kudzinga hure rababa mumba, kana kuonekwa uchipopotedzana nehure rababa muraini. Bodo.
Munhu anovata namai vako kusvika pakuvachemereresa nokuva pa hurume munhu ane STATUS yababa vako, zvichibva parukudzo gunopiwa mai. Munhu uyu kana baba vako vakashaika anokwanisa kuroora mai vako obva atori munhu waunomuka mangwanani uchibvunza kuti "Mamuka sei baba? " Iye achitopindurawo kuti "Ndamuka mwanangu wamukawo sei?" Kana akaita mwana namai vako iwe ndiwe unotohi MUBVANDIRIPO mwana wemvana yemurume uyu. Hwisisa apa. Kana mwana iyeye ari musikana, pakuwanikwa kwake unobvumigwa kuvapo asi hautauri roora rake nokuti mitupo yenyu yakasiyana.
Hwisisazve kuti iwe haufi wakaziva kuti baba vako ndiyani mai vako vasina kukuudza chokwadi. Vanamai ndivo vanoziva kuti baba vemwana uyu nouyu ndevapi. Iwe unongotevedzera zvawaudzwa izvozvo. Kune vana vakawandisa vanokura nokuzoitawo vana vavo vareriwa nomurume wavanoti baba asi asiri baba pavari. Murume uyu zvese nevana vasingatozivi kuti pane nyaya yakaitika.
Hwisisai kukosha kwamai pamhuri dzenyu. Mai havapumhiwi chihure chero zvodii.
Munhu anovata namai vako kusvika pakuvachemereresa nokuva pa hurume munhu ane STATUS yababa vako, zvichibva parukudzo gunopiwa mai. Munhu uyu kana baba vako vakashaika anokwanisa kuroora mai vako obva atori munhu waunomuka mangwanani uchibvunza kuti "Mamuka sei baba? " Iye achitopindurawo kuti "Ndamuka mwanangu wamukawo sei?" Kana akaita mwana namai vako iwe ndiwe unotohi MUBVANDIRIPO mwana wemvana yemurume uyu. Hwisisa apa. Kana mwana iyeye ari musikana, pakuwanikwa kwake unobvumigwa kuvapo asi hautauri roora rake nokuti mitupo yenyu yakasiyana.
Hwisisazve kuti iwe haufi wakaziva kuti baba vako ndiyani mai vako vasina kukuudza chokwadi. Vanamai ndivo vanoziva kuti baba vemwana uyu nouyu ndevapi. Iwe unongotevedzera zvawaudzwa izvozvo. Kune vana vakawandisa vanokura nokuzoitawo vana vavo vareriwa nomurume wavanoti baba asi asiri baba pavari. Murume uyu zvese nevana vasingatozivi kuti pane nyaya yakaitika.
Hwisisai kukosha kwamai pamhuri dzenyu. Mai havapumhiwi chihure chero zvodii.
Vanowedzera wedzerai.
Udzai vamwe.!!!!!!!!!!
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Cameroon
Cameroon inyika iri muAfrica iri kumadokero kweDunhu rePakati peAfrica.
Nyika dzakakomberedza Camerron dzinoti: Nigeria kumadokero; Chad kumaodzanyemba kwakadziva kumabvazuva; Central African Republic kumabvazuva; nekuchamhembe kune Equatorial Guinea, Gabon, neRepublic of the Congo. Cameroon ine zita remadunhurirwa rokuti Africa doko nokuda kwehuwandu hwevanhu vakasiyana tsika nemagariro uye uwandu hwezvishongo zveketanyika. Nyika iyi yakashongedzwa nezvinoti: makomo, masango anonaya mvura; makura uye magwenga. Nzvimbo iri pakanyanya kukwirira ndiro Gomo reCameroon riri kuchamhembe kwakadziva kumadokero. Maguta makurusa ndiwo anoti Douala, Yaoundé neGaroua. Cameroon ine mapoka endimi dzinotaurwa anodarika 200.
Nyika iyi inozivikanwa nokuda kwemhando yayo yemimhanzi kunyanya makossa nebikutsi uye chikwata chenhabvu chine mukurumbira wekugona nhabvu. French neEnglish ndiyo mitauro yekumahofisi.


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Thursday, 29 September 2016
Kuhwa vamwe vachirhojana.
"Maichibwe, ndiudzeiwo zvokuita. Pandinogara pane nyaya yokuti ndinogaronzwa vamwewo vanogarapo vachivatana zvinova zvinondikanganisa kufunga. Ndakawana ROOM yokubhadhara RENT paFlat yemurume nomukadzi vachiri vechidiki chose. Late 20s. Bedroom yavo iri next kune yangu zvokuti ndinonzwa Everythin zvavanoita. Everyday, even ndikakasira kurara ndinomutswa nekuvatana kwavo. Ndava ne two months ndiripo asi hazvisi kujairika. Pane zvandingaita here kuti vasangogaroita noise pachiito chavo ichi? Ndinoona kuti ndave kuwedzera nyaya yechijaya maoko.
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Magarire edu emazuvano mumadhorobha, zvikuru pakushaika kwedzimba dzakakodzererna nemari dzatinotambira, haaenderani nezvaaiitika kare zvainge zvakarongwa zvichienderana nokuchengetedza unhu hwevanhu. Mazuvano unongoti ipapo pawakwana kuti uwane pokuvata wotovatapo. Kune vanhu vechidiki vakawanda chose vari kugara nehama dzavo mumadhorobha, hama dzisina chaipo pokuti vagare. Zvadaro magarire acho haaenderani nokuchengetedza unhu.
Munhu ava munhu mukuru zvokukwanisa kubhadharira imba yokugara anofanira kukwanisa kuti kana oda hake kutandavara makumbo mumba yaabhadharira akwanise pasina zvinomudzivaidza fungwa. Asi tinoona kuti kune vakawanda vabva zera vanowana dzimba dzisina kodzero iyoyo.
Kune dzinodai:
1 Unohwa varidzi vemba kana kuti vamwewo vanobhadhara mari vacho vatana nokuda kwekuti imba haina kupera kuvakwa isati yava nezvimwe zvezvinoti
· Ceiling
· Mikova isna magonhi
· Dzimba dzomukati dzisati dzapatsanugwa zvakakwana.
· Midhuri isina PLASTER kana pendhi.
· Dzimba dzakanyanyobatana zvokuti unohwa zviri seri (maFLAT)
· Dzimba dzakadurikidzana zvokuti unohwa zviri kubva pasi kana kumusoro (maFLAT)
· Dzimba dzakavakwa nemarata (zvitangwena)
Pakadai unohwa zvese zvinoitika muimba yese. Kana varidzi vemba vachigarapo unovahwa, wohwa vamwe vese vanogarapo vakaroorana. Hapana zvaunokwanisa kuita zvinobatsira upenyu hwako. Asi kana waziva kuti ndizvo zviri kuitika, unokwanisa kundotenda ma EAR PLUG wovata wakamapfekera muzheve kuti usahwa zviri kuitika. Chinongozonetsa ndechokuti kana mumba mukapinda mbavha kana kuti mhuka (savaya vanogara kuma PLOTS) hauzoihwi saka panenge pava ne SECURITY ISSUE.
2 Unohwa vamwe vachitukana kana kupopotedzana zvinofanira kuva zvakafukidzwa nematenga edzimba. Izvi hazvina kunaka kwauri kana kuti kwavari ivavo vanopokana. Nyaya dzemuchato dzinofanira kugara dziri nyaya dzomuchato dzakavanda.
Tichiongorora nyaya yokuhwa vamwe vachirhojana tinoona kuti inokonzeresa zemo pavanhu vakawanda zvokuti kupiwa zemo zuva nezuva iwe usina wekuripedza naye zvinoshungurudza. Pasina izvozvo chinhu chinosvodesa mese vaiti nomutereri. Zvadaro unozoshaya rukudzo kuvanhu ava, Kuhwa mukadzi wako achichemerera chinhu chinofadza varume vedu chose asi kuhwa mukadzi weumwe munhu achichemerera kunofanisa kushungurudza vatereri vese uye kubvisa chimiro chevaiti.
Asizve muviri wemunhu haukwanisi kumirira kuti pokugara patange pagadzigwa zvakanaka kuti muzorhojana saka vaya varhojani zvinenge zvichitovanetsawo kuti voita sei kuti vasahwikwa. Unoona kuti pamwe vanomirira kusvika vofuna kuti munhu wese avata vozotanga kuchemererana vokumutsa vosaziva kuti wavahwa.
Pamwe kana murume achiziva basa unotohwa kurhojana kwavo kwenguva refu chose wozohwa murume okuma kuma woziva kuti vava kuzovata iwewo wozowana hope. Haisi nyaya ine utano kumutereri nokuti unokwanisa kutsamwiswa nekumiswa kwawaitiswa chombo kana kunyoroveswa chitubu panyaya isiri yako.
Tinoonazve vamwe vezera diki vanogara pahama mumadhorobha vanovatiswa pasi pemubhedha une vakaroorana. Nyaya iyi inonetsa chose nokuti chero vakaita sei kuti usazvihwa unongozvihwa chete. Iwe ndiwe unotozonyebera kuti uvete kuti vasasvodeswa nenyaya yeamusha wavo.
Zvimwe zvokuita pakadai ndezvokuti kana ukaona varipo vese, vaudze kuti uchambonoona shamwari uye unodzoka nguvai kuti vawane mukana wekurhojana usipo. Kana uchikwanisa kuvata kumba kweshamwari mamwe mazuva, vatako.
Koitazve nyaya yokuvhenganisa vakomana nevasikana muimba imwe chete kuti vese vawane pokuvata. Munoti mavhenganiswa kudaro mese mohwa vakuru vaya vachirhojana. Mese moitiswa zemo asi mese musina zvokuita naro. Kana vasikana nevakomana vari muimba imwe chete vasina ukama chaihwo, panokwanisa kunetsa. Sokuti vamwe ihama dzomukadzi vamwe ihama dzomurume, pasina zvinorambidza kuti vadanane, panoita nyaya inonetsa asi isiri mhosva yevanhu vechidiki ava.
Koitazve nyaya yokuti munogara muimba imwe chete asi unongozohwa zviitwa zverhoji kana ukabuda uchienda kunogeza kana kuti kuchimbizi iri ngari ye CORRIDOR. Pakadai ita zvokukasira kuita zvekugeza nokuenda kuchimbuzi nguva ichipo kuti vazive kuti vamwe vavata kana kuti vazvivharira mudzimba dzavo nguva yokuti.
Koitazve musi unoti munhu anochigara asina wekuvata naye ouya kumba nemukomana/musikana wohwa zviitiko panosigara pakanyarara. Pakadai unokwanisa kusatovata zvachose nokuti vanovata usiku hwese vachingoti napo napo vochemedzana, iri ngari yokusagara vese.
Kare taimbogara kumaFLAT tichangoroorana. Kwaiti pamwe takagara tichiita nyaya wotanga kuhwa kutsvitsvinya komubhedha weveFLAT repamusoro, koita maminitsi kana maviri wohwa mukadzi otanga kuchemerera. Chero ukazama kusazviterera, kana zvatanga ukaziva zviri kuitika, fungwa inotanga kufunga vanhu vaviri vasina hembhe uye kuti mukadzi akavhura murume ari mukati ari kukoira. Kuchemerera kunakigwa nazvo. Hapana chaunokwanisa kuita kuti usazvihwa. Kana fungwa yatotanga kufunga zverhoji kuzasi kotonyorova. Kana uri wega pakadaro ungaita sei? Unotanga uchanotsvaka DRINK kukicheni asi fungwa yerhoji hapana kwainoenda kusvika waigadzirisa.
Saka tingadii pakugara kwakadai?
Chokutanga ita taudzano nevanhu vawakagarisana navo kuti vahwisisa tsika dzako. Zvadaro garovaudza kwauri kuenda, uye vape nhambha dzako dzefoni kuti vakwanise kufonerana newe. Kana uri kuzhe, vaudze kwauri vazive kuti pamba panani uye kusvika nguvai. Zvikafamba zvakanaka unozopinda vapedza kuvatana. Vanhu vakachenjera vanoronga kuvatana nguva dzamafuramhepo kusina vanhu.
Kana uchibuda ita zvokubvunza kuti “Pane chamuri kuda here kumagirosa nokuti ndiri kupfuura neko ndichinoona shamwari yangu anogara nechoko?” izvi zvinoreva kuti uchaita kanguva uriko, saka vane nguva yokuita zvavanoda.
Kana ukanovakasha, tumira TEXT uriko kuti “Sori ndiri kunonoka saka kana ndopinda musavhunduka, uye musashaya hope.” Zvinovapa nguva yokuita zviitwa zvavo usati wadzoka.
Kana une mota inohwikwa kana kuti gedhe repamba richiita ruzha, hwikwa uchipinda, zvadaro imboti mirei kuti kana vange vachitoita vanyarare paunopinda. Usatya kuhwikwa uchipinda muimba yako yokuvata nokuti kana wapinda vamwe vese vanobva vafunga kuti pane zvavanokwanisa kuita usingazvihwi.
Unokwanisazve kuita tsika yokuoneka kana wonovata. Udza vamwe kuti kwasvina toonana mangwana. Chizvivharira mumba mako uzame kuvata. Asi inyaya inonetsa vanhu vakawandisa nokuti pamwe chokuita chaicho hapana chinoshanda. Nokuwanda kwevanhu mumadhorobha, nyaya dzakadai dziri kutowedzera saka ngatiwane maitire atingaita kuti tikwanise kugarisana tichiziva kuti
Hazvina kukodzera kuti tihwikwe nevamwe tichirhojana
Hazvikwanisiki kuti tigarisane muma tisingarhojani
Saka kugarisana kunonetsa.
Pamusha une zvakadai kana uchikwanisa kuwana ma EAR PLUG gara unawo mumba uchimashandisa kuti usakanganiswa hope.
Tiudzeiwo vanazvo kuti munozviita sei.
Udzai Vamwe!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sunday, 18 September 2016
Mibvunzo nemhinduro 7
Pamibvunzo apa kana yasvika 50 tinomirira ipapo totanga rimwe gurupu. Gurupu 6 yakazara saka tava kutanga rino. Zamai kusabvunza zvakambobvunzwa ku Gurupu 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Tanga watarisa kuti mubvunzo wako uripo pa ne mamwe magurupu here? Vanoda kuwedzera wedzerai asi tanga nokutaura kuti uri kuwedzera pamubvunzo upi.
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Wednesday, 14 September 2016
Mwana anovata nomubereki
Kunyika dzese kune vanhu vanetsika yokuvata nomubereki toti mwanakomana namai vake kana kuti mwanasikana nababa vake. Kune vamwe vanotosvika pakuzvarisana vana kana kuroorana nokugara somurume nomukadzi. Inyaya isingabvumidzwi munyika dzese iyi asi zvinongoitika.
Zvinohi kuMwenezi kwakaita mai vakada chose kuroorana nomwana wavo wavakazvara. Iyewo mwana akataridza chose kuda kuvata namai vake. Ndisingazivi kuti anokwanisa here kuti Mhamha, bvisai bhurugwa kana kuti mhamha fongorai . Hameno kuti imi vanhurume munozvionawo sei asi ini sokuona kwangu nyaya yakadaro haaiti hayo. Mai kutoudza mwana kuti haa nhasi wange uchinaka zvisingaite. Bodo. Ruzhinji gwedu tinoona zvichirema asi variko vanozviita. Takahwa nyaya yake uyu Betty Mbereko weMasvingo.
http://jadeafrican.com/40-years-old-mother-set-to-marry-own-son-in-zimbabwe/
http://www.thezimbabwedaily.com/bizarre/75168-mother-44-and-her-25-year-old-son-arrested-for-incest.html?doing_wp_cron=1473964288.8794000148773193359375
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2915094/I-lost-virginity-d-never-felt-comfortable-man-Daughter-plans-marrying-father-talks-taboo-relationship.html
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/mum-arrested-for-marrying-25-8790959
Apa tiri kuti zvinohwisisika kuti mubereki atange kubata mwana zvisirizvo nokuti mwana munhu mudiki. Chisingahwisisiki ndechokuti mubereki otanga kufunga zvakadai mwana ava munhu mukuru, mwana obva atobvumawo kuvata nomubereki. Kusvika pakutopinda muBEDROOM mamai kana kuti mababa. Zvinofamba sei mufungwa dzomwana uyu?
Munyika zhinji zvikazikamwa mese munosungwa nenyaya yokuvatana pachenyu vanhu vemhuri. Hazvibvumudzwi. Zvokuti sei zvisingabvumidzwi ndeimwewo nyaya asi kungoti tikatarisa nyika dzakawanda chose tinoona kuti hazvibvumidzwi. Ku America kune mamwe ma STATE azvinobvumidzwa asi isiri nyaya yokuti vanoti itai. Nyaya ndeyokuti mukaita hamsungwi.
Mitemo iyi yaifungwa kazhinji nevanhurume saka vaaitira
kuzviPROTECTA ivo kuti vamwe varume sasafunga kuita chingochani pavari.
Zviaonekwa sokuti chingochanikadzi hachina chachingakanganisa pamunhukadzi.
Hino mazuvano toona kuti varume voroorana, vakadziwo
voroorana asi hakuna ane basa nazvo. Asi
tichiri panyaya yokuti kana ukada kuvata nomwana wako ava munhu abva zera mese
munosungwa. Chinosungisa ipapo chii?
Toti mai nomwana vanogarorhojana, Mai vari pamapiritsi mwana
anoshandisa makondhomu. Chingahi chakaipapo kupffura varume vaviri vemhuri
dzakasiyana kuvata vese chii? Pese hapana mimba inoitika saka hapazvagwi mwana.
Chii chakaipa kupfuura chimwe. Mwana
ndewako uye mese makura munodanana.
Ndiri kuona sokuti tikaita mamwe makore mashanu, mibvunzo iyi
ichaendeswa kuCOURT zvokuti tichahwa COURT yoti regai vabereki vavate nevana
vavo kana vana vabva zera.
Izvozvo ku AUSTRALIA vari kugadzirira kuvhota kuti nochani/ngochanikadzi dziroorane kana dzichida. Vachiri kuitirana
nharo aro kuno kuEUROPE ne America nedzimwe nyika dzakawanda chero dzechi ISLAM
dzakaita se IRAN zvakabvumidzwa kare.
Pasara chete pasingabvumidzi ndipapo pemwana nomubereki. Asi tinoziva
kuti kune vanhu vakawanda vari kutozviita. Vamwe vari kutobuda mumanyuzipepa
vachizvitaurira vega kuti heee ndinoda kuroogwa nababa, ndinoda kuroora mai.
Tiri kutaura mubereki wekubereka chaiye kwete mainini kana
maiguru kana babamunini kana babamukuru. Chaiye akakubereka. Asi mubvunzo woti iwo kana nyika yako
ichbvumidza murume kufongoresa umwe murume, chinhu change chisingabvumidzwi
nguva shoma yapfuura, chiri kuitisa kuti varambe vachirambidza vanhu kuvata
nevabereki vavo chii.
Ngatitarise nyaya dzinoitisa munhu ade kuvata
nomubereki. Totanga nemagarire evanhu
mumadhorobha kana kuti mumapurazi. Mumadhorobha dzimba idiki zvokuti
munokwanisa kugarovata pedo napedo. Unokwanisa kuhwa mubereki wako achizvibatabata
achinakigwa, iyewo achihwa mwana achidaro. Umwe wevabereki anokwanisa kushaika
kana kurambana pamba posara pane umwe chete. Munokwanisa kuva EMOTIONALLY VERY
CLOSE zvokuti umwe musi munoerekana mabatana zvisitangwa zvotanga.
Kumapuraziwo vanhu vanogara vakatarangana zvokuti umwe
mubereki akafa pamba pane vana vakura zvinokwanisika kuti mwana mukuru atanga
mabasa ami kana kuti ababa, zvozoonekwa kuti uya muereki asara iota zvinhu
nomwana zvasingafaniri. Asi kana ariwo
maitire evanhu, chero tikati vanopenga kana kuti Havana unhu, hurumende inei
nazvo? Voroorana here kana kuti vongoita zvechivande sevari kuhura?
Zvinohi kuMwenezi kwakaita mai vakada chose kuroorana nomwana wavo wavakazvara. Iyewo mwana akataridza chose kuda kuvata namai vake. Ndisingazivi kuti anokwanisa here kuti Mhamha, bvisai bhurugwa kana kuti mhamha fongorai . Hameno kuti imi vanhurume munozvionawo sei asi ini sokuona kwangu nyaya yakadaro haaiti hayo. Mai kutoudza mwana kuti haa nhasi wange uchinaka zvisingaite. Bodo. Ruzhinji gwedu tinoona zvichirema asi variko vanozviita. Takahwa nyaya yake uyu Betty Mbereko weMasvingo.
http://jadeafrican.com/40-years-old-mother-set-to-marry-own-son-in-zimbabwe/
http://www.thezimbabwedaily.com/bizarre/75168-mother-44-and-her-25-year-old-son-arrested-for-incest.html?doing_wp_cron=1473964288.8794000148773193359375
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2915094/I-lost-virginity-d-never-felt-comfortable-man-Daughter-plans-marrying-father-talks-taboo-relationship.html
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/mum-arrested-for-marrying-25-8790959
Apa tiri kuti zvinohwisisika kuti mubereki atange kubata mwana zvisirizvo nokuti mwana munhu mudiki. Chisingahwisisiki ndechokuti mubereki otanga kufunga zvakadai mwana ava munhu mukuru, mwana obva atobvumawo kuvata nomubereki. Kusvika pakutopinda muBEDROOM mamai kana kuti mababa. Zvinofamba sei mufungwa dzomwana uyu?
Munyika zhinji zvikazikamwa mese munosungwa nenyaya yokuvatana pachenyu vanhu vemhuri. Hazvibvumudzwi. Zvokuti sei zvisingabvumidzwi ndeimwewo nyaya asi kungoti tikatarisa nyika dzakawanda chose tinoona kuti hazvibvumidzwi. Ku America kune mamwe ma STATE azvinobvumidzwa asi isiri nyaya yokuti vanoti itai. Nyaya ndeyokuti mukaita hamsungwi.
Nyaya yedu yoenderera mberi yakadai. Mwanakomana, chii chinoitika mufungwa make kana achihwa mai vake vachichemerera achivarhoja iye? Ko mwana sikanawo chii chinoitika mufungwa yake achiona chombo chababa chakati twii kuti iye atambe nacho? Zvisiri zvokuti vana ava vakatanga kuita izvi vari vanana asi vava vanhu vakuru?
Tochiwedzerazve zviitiko zvedzimwe dzenyika nyika dziya dzatati zvinosungisa. Pamakore akati wandayi apfuura tinoona kuti nyika dzawanda dzava kuudza vanhu kuti munobvumidzwa kuroorana pachenyu varume mese kana kuti vakadzi mese. Varume kare vaimbosungwa kana vakazikamwa kuti vanopinzana zvombo kumashure vachipanana urumeko sevari mujeri. Kuvakadzi zvaionekwa sokuti hapana chokusungira munhu nokuti hapana chapinzwa mumunhu saka kana muchida kungokwizana zvitubu kwizanai henyu isu tongosekeka kuti muri mapenzi.
Tongai tihwe vanotonga. UNHU hwenyika zhinji hwava kutsanangugwa zvakasiya nezvazvange zviri. Kuvata nomuereki ndicho chinhi chega chasara chichiri kuramidzwa panyaya dzokuvatana.
Kana uchihwa kuti une ruchiva gweZEMO pamubereki kana kuti pamwana wako, enda unotsvaka COUNSELLING uite nguva uchizama kuhwisisa kuti chakakanganisika mufungwa dzako chii. Usarega zvinhu zvakaita zvazvakaita. Kudanana nomwana kana mubereki chinhu chinokubvisa unhu panavanhu. Zvinokuderedza chimiro. Mibvunzo yese yatabvunza, chokwadi ndechokuti hatizivi mhinduro dzakakwana. Pari zvino mhomho yese inoti kuvata nomwana kana mubereki chinhu chakaipa.
Kana uchihwa kuti une ruchiva gweZEMO pamubereki kana kuti pamwana wako, enda unotsvaka COUNSELLING uite nguva uchizama kuhwisisa kuti chakakanganisika mufungwa dzako chii. Usarega zvinhu zvakaita zvazvakaita. Kudanana nomwana kana mubereki chinhu chinokubvisa unhu panavanhu. Zvinokuderedza chimiro. Mibvunzo yese yatabvunza, chokwadi ndechokuti hatizivi mhinduro dzakakwana. Pari zvino mhomho yese inoti kuvata nomwana kana mubereki chinhu chakaipa.
UDZAI VAMWE!!!
Posted by Mai E Chibwe at 12:52 No comments:
Thursday, 1 September 2016
Zvimwe zvezvinokonzera ganda kuunyana (Wringles)
Munhukadzi wega wega anofarira ganda rake kuti risaunyanauye rigare rakatsetseka seremwana mudiki , zvikuru rusvava. Asi kana wangokura chete unoona kuti ganda rinotanga kuunyana. Vanhu vatema vari nani kupfuura varungu pakuunyana kweganda, zvokuti ukaona vanhu vemarudzi akasiyana vezera rimwe chete, toti makore 50 vari pamwe chete unokwanisa kufunga kuti munhu mutema mudiki pane vamwe asi zvichingobva paganda rake kuva rakatsetseka kupfuura vamwe. Vechi CHAINA vane ganda rakatsetsekawo.
Kuva neganda rakatsetseka kunobatsira kuti murume wako aone sokuti uchiri munhu mutsva zvinova zvinoita kuti ade kuvata newe sezvinoita vanhu vatsva. Dambudziko nderokuti kune vamwe vanhukadzi mudzimba vanoona sokuti kusvika pane rimwe zera zvinoreva kuti havachafaniri kuiswa nevarume vavo. Kana uri umwe wevanhu vane mafungire awa hapana chakaipa asi kungoti hwisisa kuti murume wechitema zvokurega kukuisa haaregi. Kana uchinetsa kuisa uchahurigwa.
Totizve kuda kwemurume kukuisa kunoreva kuti kazhinji anopedzisira akuisa zvoreva kuti unoitawo zvinoitwa nevechidiki.
Kutsetseka gana kunokubatsirazve kuhwa uri munhu akasima utano. Ukazvitarisa mu MIRROR unozviona uri munhu achiri kuhwa zvokuti unoitawo zviitwa zvevanhu vechidiki.
Tinoonazve kuti munhukadzi ane ganda rakatsetseka kupfuura remurume uye kuti varume vakawanda vanofarira vakadzi vane ganda rakatsetseka. Kune varume vane zvinhu zvechikadzi pavari zvakaita sekutsetseka ganda kana kushaya ndebvu, kana kuita magaro makuro erhaundhi asi vashoma. Zvinhu zvakawanda kuvakadzi.
Kana ganda ratanga kuunyana unokwanisa kuona kuti muviri wese unounyana. Zvinokwanisa kukushungurudza kana kukupedzera mari uchitsvaka ma KIRIMU okuti zvibve. Izvo bodo ndiwe uri kukonzera kuti ganda rako riunyane.
Zvikonzero zvokuunyana ganda:
Kune zvikonzero zvakawanda asi zvinonyanyozikamwa ndeizvi zvinoti
1. Kuputa fodya
2. Kupiswa nezuva
3. Kusagaromwa mvura yakakwana (8 glasses per day minimum)
4. Kusadya BLANCED DIET
5. Kusavata zvakakwana zuva rimwe nerimwe. (8 hours)
6. Kudya zvinohi JUNK FOOD
7. Kumwa doro
8. Kushandisa ma DRUGS aya asingabvumigwi.
9. Kugarofunganya zvokukushaisa hope.
Pane zvimwezve zvakawanda zvinoitisa asi izvi ndizvo zvikuru zvatinoita isu. Kuita chikonzero chatisingakwanisi kudzivisa chinova chezera. Kana wazongochemberawo hako, ganda rinounyana rega,
Chokuita:
Tichadazve kutarisa kuti pane zvatingaitawo here kuderedza kuunyana kweganda.
Unokwanisa kuwedzera zvokudya zvinoti
· Muchero unohi Blueberries, neMuchero unohi Cranberries, neMuchero unohi Prunes asi ukauwanzisa PRUNES unoita manyoka
· Muriwo we Spinach nowe Kale uye kudya kale mbishi, uye kungowanzawo muriwo wese wese chinhu chakanaka chose.
· Mhodzi dzinohi WALNUT
· Beans dzemarudzi akasiyana (red, kidney, pinto)
· Kunozve kuti DIET yako ine BALANCE. Takambotaura nezve BALANCE iyi.
Kuchinja zvinhu zvawajaira kudya chinhu chinonetsa chose asi chokuita ndechokuti usachinja zvinhu zvakawanda panguva imwe chete. Zvimwe zvinhu ndezvokungoita muzvokudya zvaunogarobika iwe. Kungowedzera chimwe chinhu. Michero imwe inodhura uye haiwanikwi dzimwe nguva dzegore sapa pamaiwanira momboitawo nguva muchidya.
Kana wadawo kuti murume wako nevana vadzidze kudya zvakawanda wana zano rokuvadzidzisa zvishoma nezvishoma. Murume haanetsi nokuti ukada kuti adye chimwe chinhu, muudze kuti musi waakachidya chombo chakanatsomira zvinonaka. Uchaona ega owedzera kudya zvokudya izvozvo. Hakuna murume asingadi kuhwa kuti ichi kana icho chinomisa chombo.
Kuchinja zvinhu zvawajaira kudya chinhu chinonetsa chose asi chokuita ndechokuti usachinja zvinhu zvakawanda panguva imwe chete. Zvimwe zvinhu ndezvokungoita muzvokudya zvaunogarobika iwe. Kungowedzera chimwe chinhu. Michero imwe inodhura uye haiwanikwi dzimwe nguva dzegore sapa pamaiwanira momboitawo nguva muchidya.
Kana wadawo kuti murume wako nevana vadzidze kudya zvakawanda wana zano rokuvadzidzisa zvishoma nezvishoma. Murume haanetsi nokuti ukada kuti adye chimwe chinhu, muudze kuti musi waakachidya chombo chakanatsomira zvinonaka. Uchaona ega owedzera kudya zvokudya izvozvo. Hakuna murume asingadi kuhwa kuti ichi kana icho chinomisa chombo.
Tabva pazvokudya apa toenda pakunovata. Jaira kuvata nguva yakakwanirana nokuvata inotita maawa masere. Kana pane zvinonetsa deredza usvike pa manomwe. Kazvinji tinoona kuti vanhu vanononoka kunovata vachiona TV isina zvainovabatsira. Zviri nani kuRHEKODHA PROGIRAMU yaunoda kuona wozokasira kuiona mangwana kusina kunyanyosviba.
Dambudziko rokusavata iri rakawanda kuvanhu vanogara mutaundhi vanozvitsvakira zviitwa manheru pane kunovata.
Toonazve kuti kune vamwe vanomutsva nevarume vavo usiku kuti vaisane pakati peusiku. Hatisi kuti kumutsigwa kuiswa chinhu chakaipa asi kungoti iwe mukadzi batwa nehope une fungwa yokuti uchaiswa usiku. Ukadaro unokwakusa kuiswa uri kuhope wozozviziva ava mamgwana. Vakawanda vedu tinoiswa nevarume vedu kuhope. Pamwe iyewo murume anenge ari kuhope. Kana majairana munongopinzana, pamwe haatomokoiri anongorota achikoira otokupa urume chombo chovata. Pamwe unokwanisa kubvumirana nomurume kuisana pakumuka nepakunovata poshaya anomutsa umwe usiku.
Tsvikazve pakumwa mvura. Vanhu imwai mvura kuti utano hwenyu huwedzere. Munhu anomwa mvura anoita ganda rakanaka kupfuura asinamwi mvura. Anoitazve zvigwere zvishoma.
Pangangoita dambudziko mazuva okutanga rokuti unokwanisa kumuka usiki kuenda kutoireti asi unozoona kuti kupera kwevhiki unene wava kukwanisa kuvata usiku hwese.
Zvefodya nedoro izvo zvinozvitaurira zvega. Fodya kumunhukadzi haitomboitiwo hayo kuvanhu verudzi gwedu. Doro kune vanomwa havo asi kumunhukadzi dai raita shoma zvokungomwawo kuti vamwe vari kumwa, kwete kutadza kudhiraivha naro.
ma KIRIMU nezvimwe zvokuzora:
Kotizve makirimu anozogwa paganda. Kune akawanda. Mamwe acho tichamatarisa pano togoona kuti anohi anobatsirei paganda romunhu. tichadzoka pano.
Tichazotaurazve nenyaya yourume nokuti kune vanoti hunoshanda chose pakudzivirira kuunyana kweganda. Kune ANTI_OXYDENT inohi SPERMINE yava kugadzigwa muma LABORATORY ichitengeswa ichidhura chose, inohi inoshanda zvakasimba kutsetsa ganda. Yakatanga kuonekwa kare muurume hwevarume vedu kusati kwazikamwa kuti ingagadzigwa sei.
Iwe zvokunotenga chinhu chaunacho mumba hazvina musoro. Unokwanisa kungoti mamwa mazuva murume oti chombo chake chirasire urume padumbu pako wozora urume kumeso kutsetsa ganda. Asi hwisisa kuti panooma urume, hunoita sokuti une ganda dzva riri pamusoro perako. Zvinomboita sokushinya kuzvika wajaira kuzviita. Murume haanetsi nokuti unotomujaidza kuti kana uri kumwedzi akurhoje mazamu okupa urume muhuro kana pachifuva zvichibva nemaitire enyu. Zvadaro unenge une urume pamuviri wondohuzora paunoda kuzora. Kana mave kuzoisana wabva kumwedzi unokwanisa kungoti akukoire mazamu. Varume vakawanda vanozvifarira nokuti iwo mazamu akatsetsekawo somukati mechitubu. Kungosiyana kudziya kwacho. Munokwanisa kutangira muchitubu kusvika oda kutunda wokwiza chombo nemazamu kana kuti wochiputira nemazamu iye wokoira. Maitire anonakidza kuona nokuti unoona kumeso kwemurume wako iyewo achikuona uchitamba nechombo.
Urume hunobatsira ganda chose chose. Hapana HYGENE ISSUE paurume. hunokasira kuoma. zvokuti hahusvibisa zviri pamubhedha. Kana usingadi kuwacha, isa tawero pa PILLOW kuti isasviba.
Hwisisazve kuti vamwe varume havafariri urume hwavo saka anoramba kukuisa kana wazora urume. Tsanangura kuti uri kuzviitirei nokuti kune vamwe varume vanozoti ndezvemishonga.
Tichazotaurazve nenyaya yourume nokuti kune vanoti hunoshanda chose pakudzivirira kuunyana kweganda. Kune ANTI_OXYDENT inohi SPERMINE yava kugadzigwa muma LABORATORY ichitengeswa ichidhura chose, inohi inoshanda zvakasimba kutsetsa ganda. Yakatanga kuonekwa kare muurume hwevarume vedu kusati kwazikamwa kuti ingagadzigwa sei.
Iwe zvokunotenga chinhu chaunacho mumba hazvina musoro. Unokwanisa kungoti mamwa mazuva murume oti chombo chake chirasire urume padumbu pako wozora urume kumeso kutsetsa ganda. Asi hwisisa kuti panooma urume, hunoita sokuti une ganda dzva riri pamusoro perako. Zvinomboita sokushinya kuzvika wajaira kuzviita. Murume haanetsi nokuti unotomujaidza kuti kana uri kumwedzi akurhoje mazamu okupa urume muhuro kana pachifuva zvichibva nemaitire enyu. Zvadaro unenge une urume pamuviri wondohuzora paunoda kuzora. Kana mave kuzoisana wabva kumwedzi unokwanisa kungoti akukoire mazamu. Varume vakawanda vanozvifarira nokuti iwo mazamu akatsetsekawo somukati mechitubu. Kungosiyana kudziya kwacho. Munokwanisa kutangira muchitubu kusvika oda kutunda wokwiza chombo nemazamu kana kuti wochiputira nemazamu iye wokoira. Maitire anonakidza kuona nokuti unoona kumeso kwemurume wako iyewo achikuona uchitamba nechombo.
Urume hunobatsira ganda chose chose. Hapana HYGENE ISSUE paurume. hunokasira kuoma. zvokuti hahusvibisa zviri pamubhedha. Kana usingadi kuwacha, isa tawero pa PILLOW kuti isasviba.
Hwisisazve kuti vamwe varume havafariri urume hwavo saka anoramba kukuisa kana wazora urume. Tsanangura kuti uri kuzviitirei nokuti kune vamwe varume vanozoti ndezvemishonga.
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Islam
Chitendero chechiIziramu (Islam in English) iboka revanhu vanonamata Allah akaparidzwa nemuporofita Mohammed. Ruzhnji rwevanhu vanotevedza chinamato ichi vanowanikwa kunyika dzeMiddle East uye nyika dziri kumusoro kweAfrica. Vazhnji vavo vanhu verudzi rwechiArab. Vanhu vanotevedza chitendero ichi vanodanwa kunzi maMuslim. Nyika ine vatendi vechiMuslim vakanyanya kuwanda ndiyo Indonesia; asi vanhu vari kuIndonesia havasi verudzi rwechiArab.
Pakunopera kwesenjuri yegumi neshanu (15th Century) vanhu vane chitsama muZimbabwe vakanga chitendero chechiIziramu. Asi nekukura kwenzvimbo dzakanga dzichitorwa nemaPutukezi, vanhu vaitenda muchiMuzirimu vakatangawo kuita vashoma. Asi vaRemba vanowanikwa kuMberengwa vachiri kutevedza chitendero chechiMuzirimu nanhasi.


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Akauya pamusoro pangu ndokuti vhurai maiguru ndisvire, ndakainyudzwa mubeche ikadzika kusvika kugodo! Ndakafumogeza kuseni seni ndokunobata bhazi raipfuura nepamusha pedu kuma7 richibva paShurugwi chaipo. Handina zvizhinji zvandaifunga kunze kwekuti dai zvinhu zvanondifambirawo kuHarare mari dzepenjeni yababa yabuda. Kubva zvavakarohwa nemotokari vari pamudhudhudhu vari pabasa vachibva vangofira ipapo, hapana kana cent repenjeni randange ndambopihwa. Ndaive ndatopedza gore rese ndichizvifambira. Pandakapedzisera kuendako muna June vakange vati ndozodzoka musi wa24 November zvinenge zvanaka. Mukudoka kwaro zuva ndainge ndatosvika zvangu muHarare.
Ndakabva ndananga kuBudiriro kwaigara babamunini, munin’ina wemurume wangu. Ndakasvikotambirwa naChenai, kasikana kavo kaive nemakore gumi ako ndakaona kachitamba muroad. Tapinda mumba ndakawana dangwe ravo achangoisa poto yemuriwo pamoto. Babamunini vakange vakatogara zvavo vachiona TV. Vakataridza kufara vachindiona. Takwazisana paya ndakazobvunza kuti mainini vaive vaindepi. Ndakaudzwa kuti vaive vave nesvondo vakaenda kuSouth Africa. Ipapo ndakatarisa babamunini ndikaona vakanditi ndee mumaziso chaimo. Neniwo ndakabva ndanyemwerera. Mainini vaive vasipo…hela….nhasi inotorara irimo chete!! Maihwee maihwee zvangu. Ini nababamunini taive tiine unfinished business dzedu.
Rimwe zuva mukoma wavo achiri mupenyu vauya kumusha takasanganidzana panzira kuchangosviba ini ndichibva kutsime. Babamunini vakabva vanditi mbaaa garo rangu ndokunditi ‘Asi maiguru tichasangana’. Hatinazve zvakazoitika pakati pedu. Saka nhasi ndiro raive zuva racho magaro aisangana pakuyambuka. Ndakaona shasha yonyemwerera nekutambisa kagumbo nekuti aiziva zvandaifunga ndikati nechemumoyo ‘wamama mufana’. Munoziva zvinoita munhu kana uine shave rekuda mboro. Muviri wako unotanga kuita temperature uyu. Beche rako rinenge roita kuvhita kunge chironda ndikuudzei zvenyu. Ipapo ndakabva ndatotanga kumiramira, icho chimina ndatomisa mudenga kunge igo. Ndakabva ndati mwana aregedze kubika ini ndokukanga poto. Hakusi kunhuwirira ikoko. Ndaive ndofeshererwa mboroka yandaiziva kuti husiku inenge yanyura, nyoro chaiyo futi. Ava babamunini ndaiti ndikangoisa ziso rangu kwavari wanike oruma miromo nekupuruzira tundebvu. Maziso ake aindiudza kuti ‘nhasi maiguru ndinokusvirai mukaita dhodhi mirari muone!’. Tapedza kudya ndakabva ndamira pasink ndogeza maplates. Babamunini vakauya ndokuti nekazevezeve ‘Morara naChenai muDining room umu, kana arara muzouya kubedroom door rinenge rakavhura’.


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Munhu kuti ahi nimudyandigere anenge ari munhu asingashandi
zvokuuisa mari kumba. munhu agere zvake pamusha akamirira kusapotiwa
nomurume/mukadzi wake. kubva kare naare isu vakadzi tisu taiva vana
Mudyandigere asi mazuvanounoona kuti kune varume vava kuzviitawo izvi, zvikuru
muDiaspora.
Mudyandigerekadzi.
Mukadzi munhu ane
mabasa akawanda pamusha. Murume achitora mukadzi anoona kuti nguva yokuvaka
mhuri yaanoti ndeyake yakwana saka odawo kuita vana vake. anonotsvaka musikana
waanoda oroora vese vobva vatanga kugara vese vachironga upenyu hwavo vakadaro.
Mukadzichero ari mushandi, pane nguva dzakawanda dzaanombogara pamusha
asingaendi kubasa. Zvikuru kana azvara mwana. Kune nyika dzakaita se UK
dzinopawo murume mazuva okugara pamba kana mwana azvagwa asimuchaona kuti
anopiwa vhiki mbiri chete mukadzi achipiwa nguva yakareba. Izvi zvinoitwa
nokutimukadzi anofanira kumwisa mwana, kuvaka muvirii wake uya wagadzira mwana
nokumuzvara, uye kuita zvimwe zvese zvinodiwa kuitwa mazuva ese.
Mukadzi ane vana
kurikare ainzi agare pamba achirera vana vake. Zvokushanda zvange zviri
zvemurume chete. Mazuvano nyaya dzawandisa saka rufu gwazadza nyka yese, iri
nyaya yechihure chongoti vanhu vese vane mhurinevasina vava kungohura. Kare
murume aikwanisa kusiya mukadzikumusha iye achishanda kudhorobha ega asi
asingahuri, mukadziwo achisara asingahuri. Mazuvano kungoparadzana kwezuva
rimwe chete, unohwa zvohi murume akaonekwa and joki mumota, mukadziwo
akawonekwa ane chikomba. Vana vanozvagwa mazuvano kana usina kuvaendesa kutest
hauzivi kuti baba vavo ndevapi. Iyewo murume anoendesa vana vazvagwa mumba make
kutest ane vamwe vana vari kureriwa noumwe murume kune umwe musha. Yangove
nyaya yokurera vana vazvarigwa mumusha wako. Kana usina mari yokunotesitisa
vana, haumbofi wakaziva kuti havasi vako kana kuto vaya vazvagwa nemahure ako
ndevako.
Zvakadai tinoona vakawanda vachifa nguva isina kukwana. Zvinoreva
kutimukadzi haachakwanisi kuita mudyandigere. Ava munhu asina nguva yakakwana
muupenyu. Kana akada kuita mudyandigere anofa kana kufigwa nomurume vana vasina
kupedza chikoro. Zvozodii?
Vanhu tese hatidi kufunga nenyaya dzorufu asi kana une maziso
uchaona kuti vanhu vari kutofa zvakawandisa. Iwe nomurume wako hapana
zvinokuraramisai kupfuura vamwe. Kana ukafa kana kuti murume wako akafa, vana
ngavawane chokuvachengeta nacho.
Kugdzirisa nyaya iyi ngatibvumirane kutii mukadzi ane vana
anofanira kushanda achiunza mari kumba. Kana waroogwa usingashandi, wana mukana
wekuunza mari mumba. Shanda kana kuzvishandira uchiwana zvinhu zvokuchengeta
vana nazvo.
Chimwewo chinhu ndechokuti
mwana achikura anofanira kukudzidziswa zvinhu zvakakosha muupenyu. Mwana
akaona mubereki achishanda, anokoshesa kushanda okura achiziva kuti kushanda
chinhu chakanaka.
Mudyandigererume.
Kubva kare murume haadyi agere.Vanhu vanooseka murume anosara
kumba achiita mabasa emumba muadzi achienda kubasa. Vakadziwo vanoona sokuti
ndiye ava samusha kana achishanda murume asingashandi. Unozoonazve kuti murume
anoruza confidence otanga kuita zvisina mature. Pane umwe anogara pedo nesu
akazoti mukadzi obva kunight shift ndokuwana murume avete nehure mumba,
Votukana akaudza mukadzi kuti zvokuvata ega vhiki yese haazvikwaisi.
Ipapomukadzi aishanda 72 hours per week, odzoka kumba ovata murume amuka. Varume hhavagoni kudyavagere.
Asizve kune vamwe varume vanoti uku hapana masa emumba aanogona,
uku haashandi. Mukadzi anomuka oenda kubasa, odzoka oitazve mabasa emumba
murume aswera akangogara mumba kana kuti aenda kunomwa doro neshamwari dzake. Ukaona
wadanana nomurume akadai chikasira kumusiya utsvake umwe, zvikuru muno mu
Diaspora. Mabasa mu UK ariko asi kungoti pamwe anenge asiri mabasa
akakodzera.Ukaona murume asingashandi ziva kuti haadi kushanda. Ukaita vana
naye watozvipinza pakaoma.
Asizve kunowanikwa murume anoda kushanda, aitomboshanda, ndokuzomiswa
nenyaya yokushhaikwa kwemapepa munyika yauri. Haisi mhoswa yake kana mapepa
achinonoka kubuda. Asi iyewo ngaachifanobatsira mukadzi anoshanda pakuita
mabasa emumba pane kuswera munhu akagara
mabasa asina waita.
Murume asingashandi ane nguva yokuswerofunga zvaanoda kuita
nomukadzi kana mukadzi adzoka kubasa. Hazziiti kuti mukadzii adzoka kubasa
akaneta osvikoita mabasa emumba, ozodazve kuita mabasa emumba yokuvata. Kana
adzoka kubasa mupewo zvokudya agere pasi. Wonomukwiza mubhavhu paanogeza
womukurudzira kukasira kunovata momboitawo nguva yenyu pamwe chete.
Kune vakadzi vasina njere. Kana wakaroorana nomukadzi akadai unnona kuti kana usingashandi anokutsoropodza agokurambidza kuvata naye, agokuitisa sechimwana chidiki. Agotaurira shamwari dzakonehama dzako kuti hapana zvauri, haugoni chinokana chino. Paunozowana basa unenge usisiri murume anohi samusha. Kuzoda kudzokerana pamange muri kare zvinozokunetsai cheromari yavapo pamusha.
Munyika dzisina mabasa:
Munokwanisa kuenda munyika isiri yenyu mosvikowana nyika iyi ine
rusaruraganda zvokuti murume/mukadzi anokwanisa kushaya basa asi ari munhu akadzidzira
mabasa akawanda. Sokuti uri Dhokotera, unokwanisa kunyimwa basa rawakadzidzira.
Fanoshanda basa rinowanikwa uchiriritira mhuri yako uku uchitsvaka basa rako
nokuwedzera kudzidza.
Kugara mumba usina chauri kuita kunobvisa rukudzo uye kunokuitisai
kuti mupopotedzane mumba. Musha wakanaka hauna bopoto. Vanhu shandai murere mhuri dzenyu. Zvokuti
murume/mukadzi anotambira mari yakawanda saka iwe woda zvokugara mumba hazviiti
mazuvano.
Kurambana:
Unokwanisa kugra mumba uchifunga kuti zvokushanda hazvina basa,
wotadza kuverenga nokutsvaka basa. Kozti nguva yafamba murume/mukadzi wako
okuudza kuti haachisina rudo newe. Uchazodii pakadaro. Unowanepi umwe akaita
saiyeye iwe wava munhu akura? Munhu gara wakagadzirira upenyu uri munhu
akakwana pane zvaanoda kuti ararame.
Kana uchiwana promotion kana kukudza bhizimisi rako ita izvozvii uchine
ENERGY yakakwana.
Murume/mukadzi anokuudza kuti usashanda munhu anokuudza nhema.
Munhu asingadi kuti utarise upenyu sezvahuri. Munhu asingatarisiri mberi as
anotarisa zvanhasi ofunga kutii upenyu hwenyu huchangogara hwakadaro kusvika
vana vakura mave nevazukuru. Munhu akadai haazivi upenyu. Gara naye pasi
muronge.
Munhu anokurambidza kudzidza kana kukunyima nguva yokudzidza munhu
asingakudi, uye asingadi vana vako. Munhu anoziva upenyu anogadzirira upenyu.
Ikaona hama yako kana shamwari yako ichitsvaka basa zama kumubatsira awane basa nokuti kumba kwake kune nhamo inoda awane basa. Kana tese muraini tikashanda, raini redu rinova revanhu vanobudirira. Nhasi iwe une basa. Mangwana unokwanisa kunge usina basa. ndiani achakubatsira kuriwana.
Murume wako kana asingashandi murume wako chete anopiwa abasa evarume apamusha
Mukadzi wako kana asingashandi mukadzi wako chete anopiwa mabasa evakadzi apamusha.
Ngatisaputsa dzimba dzedu nenyaya yokuti umwe haashandi. Asizve iwe zvokudya ugere mabasa ariko siyana nazvo.
Udzai
vamwe!!!!!!


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878 Rudo RwaTenzi
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878 Rudo RwaTenzi
Rudo Rwatenzi Rukuru - B.P Mukoko
M· SIA Rudo rwaTenzi Rukuru
V·. SIA Rudo rukuru rwaTenzi, runoramba ruripo, tsitsi dzake hadziperi, dzinoparnhidzirwa mangwanani ose, mweya wangu unoti: Tenzi ndiye mufudzi wangu ndi-chavimba naye .
B: Rudo rukuru rwaTenzi, runoramba ruripo --- tsitsi hadziperi,
dzinoparnhidzirwa mangwanani ose, mweya wangu unoti --- Tenzi ndiye mufudzi wangu ndi-chavimba naye
Madetembo:
l.Ndakadanidzira kuna Tenzi ndiri mugomba rakadzika akandinzwa akati usatya. Rudo rwaTenzi rukuru
2. Tenzi makandidzivirira munjodzi mukadzikinura hupenyu hwangu. Rudo
rwaTenzi rukuru
3. Ndiani akamboti chinhu ngachiitike, chikaitika kusatoti Tenzi vatiwo, chiitike.
4.Ngationgorere nzira dzedu tione kwadzinotisvitsa tigodzokera kuna Tenzi
5.Ngatisirnudzire moyo yedu pamwe nemaoko edu kuna Mwari tichiti takatadza
tichiku-pandukirai.
Chorus:
SIA Takurai joko re-enyu muchimirira, ruponeso rwaTenzi, mu-chi -vimba naye
B --- Takurai joko re-enyu --- ruponeso rwaTenzi, mu-chi-vimba naye


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Zvanzi NaMambo Jesu- A.!. Lunga Nyathi
M· SIA Zvanzi naMambo Jesu
V: SIA Ndichakusasai mvura yakachena pamusoro penyu, ndichikunatsai pahuipi hwenyu ndichikupai, mweya mutsva-a.
B --- Ndichakusasai yakachena pamusoro penyu ndichikunatsai pahuipi hwenyu ndichikupai, mweya mutsva-a.
Madetembo
1.Tinorwara ndimi simba redu nohupenyu hwedu.
2.Tiponesi- tiponesei Jesu.
Chorus:
SIA Tipeiwo moyo wakafanana, nomoyo wenyu, kuti tigare tichiita kuda kwa Baba venyu vokudenga.
B --- Moyo wakafanana, nomoyo wenyu, kuti tigare tichiita kuda kwaBaba venyu Baba vokudenga.


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Ndichaimbira Tenzi- Fr A . Maringe
M· S Ndichaimbira Tenzi nokuti akabudirira zvikuru
V All Tenzi ndiye simba rangu, ndiye Mwari wangu ndichamurumbidza ndiye wandichakudza
Madetembo:
1.Rudyi rwenyu imi Tenzi rwakarumbidzwa nesimba rarwo
2. Tenzi ndiyaniko akaita semi pamukurumbira woutsvene
3.Inga munotyisa kwazvo pamabasa enyu anorumbidzwa
Chorus:
SIA Makafambisa vanhu vamakadzikinura makavaperekedza kuugaro hwenyu buya
B Makafambisa vanhu ava- nenyasha dzenyu --- nesimba renyu kuugaro hwenyu hunoera


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Imi muri munyu wapasi
Muri munyu wapasi, muri munyu wenyika, muri munyu wapasi, muri munyu wapasi, muri munyu wenyika-a
Muri munyu, muri munyu wapasi , muri munyu, muri munyu, muri munyu, muri munyu wenyika-a
Madetembo :
l .Munyu wakaipa ucharaswa
2.Ucharaswa uko kwauchandotsikwatsikwa navanhu
Part 2:
V:SIAIB Ivai chiyedza chenyika -a, chiyeedza chokuvhenekera-a, ivai chiyedza chenyika
T Ivai chiyedza chenyika, chiyedza chapasi, ivai chiyedza chenyika
Madetembo:
l.Hakuna angatungidza mwenje agoukwidibira netswanda 2.Chiedza chiripo kutandanisa rima


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Mvura Yechitubu -P Masamba
M: Mvura yechitubu
V: All Mvura yechitubu inqti tonho ichipedza nyota, mvura yechitubu inopedza nyota yomuviri chete
Part 1: Madetembo:
l.Mambo ndimi chitubu chezvikomborero zvose-e
2.Ndimi chitubu chezvikomborero zvose-e kudaro nyota yomweya wangu Mambo inopedzwa nemi chete
Chorus:
SIA Kuda kufunga nokurangarira kwangu kose kunofanira kunanga imi mo oga zvikuru ndichirongedzera kukugamuchirai
B --- Kuda- nokurangarira kwangu kose kunofanira kunanga i-mi zvikuru ndichirongedzera - gamuchirai
Part 2: Madetembo:
1. Ini pachangu hapana chandingagona kuita asi ndichibatsirwa nemi-i-i Mambo hapana chandingatadza
2. Moyo wangu ungazopisa-a uchisuwira imi-i-i mumisi yose yorupenyu rwangu
Chorus:
SIA Vesai Mambo vesai moto-o vesai Mambo vesai moto wechido-o-o mumoyo mangu
B --- Mambo vesai moto Mambo vesai Mambo vesai-i-i mumoyo mangu


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Kutumwa Kwavadzidzi NaYesu- L. Kaseke
M· S/A Kutumwa kwavadzidzi naYesu Mambo V.· SIA Endai kunyika dzose dzapasi pose munoparidza dama rakanaka kuzvisikwa zvose, uyo anenge atendera akazobhabhatidzwa achaponeswa, endai kunyika dzose dzapasi pose B --- Kunyika dzose dzapasi mundoparidza dama rakanaka kuzvisikwa zvose uyo anenge atendera akazobhabhatidzwa achaponeswa --- kunyika dzose dzapasi pose
Detembo: S/A
1. Hezvino zviratidzo zvichateverana navanotendera
Chorus:
SIA Vanomutendera vachadzinga mweya yakaipa nezita rangu vachataura nendimi vachabata nyoka namaoko avo vachanwa zvinouraya vasingakuvari vachaisa maoko avo pamusoro pavarwere vachibva vanaya B --- Vachadzinga mweya yakaipa nezita rangu vachataura nendimi, vachabata nyoka namaoko avo vachanwa zvinouraya vasingakuvari vachaisa maoko avo pamusoro pavarwere vachibva vanaya
Detembo: SIA
2. Akazoti apedza kutaurirana navo Mambo Yesu akakwidzwa kudenga
Chorus:
All Kwaakanga agere kurudyi rwaMwari ivo vakaenda vakanoparidza kwose kwose Mambo aibatsirana navo mumharidzo yavo nezviratidzo zvaiteverana navo


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Zuva Rogaroga Mambo Ndaneta Kuchema- P Gunyeku
M Zuva roga roga Mambo ndaneta kuchema
V· SIA Imi Tenzi wangu nditsiureiwo norudo, musandirange nehasha dzenyu, musandirangewo nehasha, ndinokumbira kuitirwa tsitsi, kuitirwawo tsitsi nemi
B Imi Tenzi wa-ngu nditsiureiwo norudo --- musandirange --- nehasha dzenyu mu-sa-ndirange nehasha -- ndinokumbira kuitirwawo tsitsi nemi
Madetembo:
1 .Ndichatambura kusvika riniko Tenzi kusvika rini Tenzi
2.Tenzi handina simba ndakarukutika ndiporesei handina rugare Tenzi
3.Ndanetseka pamwe nokuchema nokuda kwemhandu dzangu
Chorus:
SIA Zvichasvika riniko zvakadaro Tenzi zvichasvika rini Tenzi dzokai Tenzi mununure mweya wangu
B --- Riniko, riniko, rini Tenzi --- Tenzi wangu mununur e mweya wangu


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In the meantime,chigunwe changu chaive chiri mukati mebeche rake uyezve makwapa ematinji ake aive angoti pwata-pwata kurira amirira kupindwa neni,muera dhongi.Iyewo aive atotambura nekurezva machende angu,zvekutoamara nenzara dzake.Pandoti regai ndichisimudza kuti ndimugadzike padesk,ndinangise mhuka yangu chaipo chaipo,gonhi ndokubva ravhurwa zvinyoronyoro…Mai Chantel! Ndochii chamuri kuita?Nhasi muchandiona!”Necorner yeziso ndakatarisa nguva ndokuona 6:13pm.Ndakangokwanisa kungoti,murikuitei kuno nguvadzino?Vari kudoor ikoko,vakafugura skirt yavo ndokubvisa bhurugwa ravo reblack vachikurumidza,ndokubva vauya kwatiri. “Murume wangu, ndinoda kuti utisvire tiri 2 izvozvi.Nguva yose ndaifantasiser kuti zvinonakidza sei kusvirwa nemurume one imi muri vakadzi vaviri asi ndaishaya kuti ndopinza sei nyaya yacho mumba medu sei. Maid wedu ndakatombomupira nyaya yacho asi akaramba achiti achiriv!rgin saka anotya kutsemurwa uyezve akambonzwa ndichiridza mhere nekunakirwa akafunga kuti manditsemura”
Ini ndakangoti ah-hhh mamwe mashura padunhu, Mai Chantel kwavekutora bhurugwa ravo rainhuwirira twuweti netwumongo twebeche kwakuri blindfolder ini naro.Ndokubva vati, “Iwe uchatisvira ini na Mid uri blindfolded uyezve kana wapedza wozotiudza anonaka pauviri hwedu.In the meantime let’s continue.” Nemazwi iaya mboro yangu yaive yovhutira neanticipation uyezve nekufara kuti hapana smoko yangayaitika.Mid angoyuwira semunhu anga amama neginger rekuda kusvirwa nechakare.Bhurugwa ra Mai Chantel sezvo raiva netwulace ndaiona zvangu zvaiitika asi kuti vafare ndaiita sendisina chandaiona chaiitika.Mai Chantel mukadzi akagara ari dominating mumba zvekuti pa this situation vakabva vatongoita in charge.Mildred akanzi aite dogggggy position asi akakwidzira matako ake mudenga.Ivo mai Chantel ndokubata zimboro rangu kwavakuribata vachiri guider kuna Mildred aive otyuwira netwumhepo twefan twairova pamagaro ake nepazuda reny’ini yake.Ndakasvikoiti pfe-e muunyoro imomo ndisina kondom.
Ndakabva ndatanga kukoira zvishoma nezvishoma segudo ratanga kusvira mangoi nhasi.Ukuwo mai Chantel kwave kupinza chigunwe chavo mumhata maMily zvishoshoma nezvishoma.Mily akaitetsura mhere yekunakirwa uchingonzwa achiti “um-m-mai-umm-mavhara maburi angu ose..mmm’Ukuwo Maoko angu ari busy kupfanya twuminyatso twemazamu amai Chantel.Mukadzi mukuru akatanga kutaura zvinyoronyoro kuti kuzasi kwake kwaive kwopisa nekutokwairanekuda kuisaswa nemubhadha wangu.Akakumbirisa kuti ini ndisatundire muna Mildred asi mavari kana zvichigoneka nyangwe zvazvo vaiziva kuti ndirichinonoka kutunda sembwa inotunda kana yarohwa nevanhu varikupfuura. Zvekondom futi pasichaz yakadai. Hazvina kutorera Milly 2 Minutes kutunda semunhu anga agarisa. Paakatunda mwana akachema nekuputika.
Pandaikoira ndirimukati,matinji ake aisveta zinzvonyo rangu rose,ukuwo machende angu achirova rova pacnyn’ono pake.Pandanga ndoita very fast ndakanzwa mvura yaipisa mukati ichiuya uyezve twumagaro twake twakaoma kuti ndi-i ndikabva ndazivakuti mwana wevanhu anga anzwa parere moyo. Akangokwanisa kuti”Amon wandiura…”Mai Chantel chigumwe chaivo chaive mukati kati memhata yaMily ndikabva ndaziva kuti aive abata chaipoipo. Maburi ose aMily aive avharwa. Ndakaburitsa tsvimbo yangu ichiti vhetemu-vhetemu mubako raMily ndokuti pfori munzeve ma Mai Chantel.Mily akati rukutu paCarpet achizorora,uku ndave busy kushandira nyama yamai Chantel semunhu ari kushandirwa namadzibaba Nzira/Nebucadenezer.Ivo vakarara pasi vachinyatsoterera kupisa kwemboro yangu munzeve mavo.Vanzwa izvi,ndakaisa mboro yangu pakati pemazamu avo akabatanidzwa ari maviri. Ndakazviitira kuti ndipukute majuice aMily.Sezvo Mai Chantel vanga vatambura nekuda kuiswa,zvekunhafa kwaive kupedza nguva.Akazvambarara kudaro ndakadhadhanura makumbo avo ndokuabhendesa zvekuguma mazamu nekushadabura, ndiye pamusoro gadhe.”Advanced missionery School Position”.
Mily kwave kumuka ave kupuruzira masvada angu.Ini handichagone neginger,tsinga dzemboro yangu dzorwadza nekuda kureleaser.Nyikei patsvuku pandajaira pa Mai Chantel.Kungoti pindei Mai Chantel bhu-u zimusuri rekunakirwa zvakaipisisa.Ini kwave kukoira very fast setsuro kana mbira.Mai Chantel kwave kungodaidzira kuti faster faster kani.Uku chikapa chemudzimai wekuMalawi chirikurohwa,chemuganda chaicho.Uku ndongokandwa mudenga nechikapa.Mily achiona izvi, anouya ogara pamusana pangu, ndobva ndati pfe-e kumberi-mberi kwebeche raMai Chantel.Kukoira handichakoiri asi Mai Chantel ndivo vokoira sekunge ndiyo sviro yavo yekupedzisira muupenyu hwavo.Takaramba tichisvirana ne position iyi for 24 minutes,Mai Chantel vachisvirwa zvebasa ndokuzongoti zi-i,munhu afenda. In my life,Mai Chantel vakazofendeswa nemboro for the first time. Kumumutsa hazvina kutinetsa.Ndakaburitsa mboro yangu mubeche rake ndokugara matunduru padumbu ramaiChantel.Mboro yangu ichiri bho-o uyezve yakarova almost 90 degrees.Mily akatanga kuibonyora zvishoma at first, ndokuzopedzisira oita very fast.Ruoko rwangu rwuri busy kupfanya magaro ake rumwe rwuchitekenyedza kabeans kaMai Chantel.Maiwe maiwe kuzhamba kwangu uronyo uchiti pfa-a uchienda kumeso kwamai Chantel vaya vakafenda.
Kungodaro, pindikiti munhu dzedzeu kumuka, ini ndichidzvova semombe yapedza kusvira mhou.Mai Chantel vakanyemwerera kuti urume hwababa Chantel hwanga hwavamutsa kubva kunyikadzimu. Tapedza zvedu Mai Chantel vakapfeka bhurugwa raMily ini ndokubvisa blindfold rebhurugwa ra Mai Chantel ropuwa Mily kuti aripfeke sezvo vaipfeka size imwe. Mai Chantel vakandibvunza kuti ndiyani anyanyonaka ndikaramba ndinyerere.Tichibva kuOffice, takaperekedza Mily kuflat kwake tikanopamhazve sviro tirimushower tiri 3.Mily ndiye akazotunda kahobo kudarika Mai Chantel avo vakatunda kaone kari very strong semunhu ave veteran.Ini ndaingoclimaxa ndisina uronyo asi pachibuda twumvura chete.Tichisvika kumba nyaya iyoyi hapana akaitaura kana ari kuitaura.Manje mibvunzo iri mumusoro mangu yawandisa,handizivi zvekuita ndoramba mukadzi here? Ndorambwa here? KoMily ndomuita sei? Is our sex life nemukadzi going to improve now? When I go to work will my wife feel comfortable ndichiendaenda kubasa kuna Mily? Pamwe ari kutya kuzoruzirira mutakunanzva uyu Issue yaMaid koakazobvuma? Ko ndikanotsvaga shamwari yangu tikarova beche pana Mily kana mai Chantel? All these questions are in my mind.Kubvira Muvhuro handisati ndadzokera kubasa nekuti ndakaneta muviri zvese nepfungwa.Next time ndirikutodavari 3 but I need to be answered the above questions before ndazviuraya nekufunga.


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Nyama
Nyama (meat in English) zvinoreva nhengo dzemhuka dzinkwanisa kudyiwa. Pakutaura kwamazuva ose nyama inosanganisira mapfupa mapfupa acho akabatira panyama. Kune nyama dzkasiyanasiyana dzemhuka dzinopfuyiwa uye dzemhuka dzemusango.
MuZimbabwe nyama dzinonyanya kudyiwa ndedzinoti: mombe; huku; mbudzi nenguruve. nyama dzemusango dzinodyiwawo asi kazhinji hadziwanikwe kumaBhucha.
- Kudzinduka (Be resistant to cutting) kana kudzunduka zvinotaurwa panyama inonetsa kucheka nenhau yekuwomarara.
- Nhindi (a portion of flesh; a joint of meat).
- nhetepo (leaness).
Tsumo - "Kuramba nyama yechidembo hunge uine yetsuro".


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Zinhu zvinoita kuti vakomana murambwe nevasikana vamunonyenga! Vamwe vakanyora zvinoita kuti vasikana varambwe ini ndiri kunyoravo zvinoita kuti vakomana murambwevo.
1-kusageza mazino kunorambisa.
2-kudroper trouse.
3-kuputa fodya nekumwa hwahwa.
4 kuda kungorara nemusikana pasina kutendera.
5 kuchiva vamwe vasikana une babe rako.
6 kugara nemabvudzii mumosoro.
7 kukumbira number dzevamwe vasikana ndinewe zvorambisa.
8 kusarespector musikana wako.
9 kusamuendesawo kusaloon.
10 kuvirikidza matrouse.
11 kusada kuyemerwa nababe wako.
12 kusamutengeravo pizza.
13 kunyepera babe
14 kushaya nyaya une musikana wako.
15 kusamufambirawo kunomuona asi kuti iye akufambire.
15 Zvinhu zvinoita kuti vakomana murambwe nevasikana vamunonyenga!
Zinhu zvinoita kuti vakomana murambwe nevasikana vamunonyenga! Vamwe vakanyora zvinoita kuti vasikana varambwe ini ndiri kunyoravo zvinoita kuti vakomana murambwevo.