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Sviro paFacebook season 2“The Chipo Chinake Encounter”
Chipo Chinake ndakatanga kuzivana naye since High School pataidza pa same school tiri same stream, she was beautiful by then and she still is.Anyway handisi kuda kuwanza nyaya, I inboxed her ndichimubvunza kuti arisei with family and she told me kuti she was fine iye nemwana ndikati ko hubby coz I understand kuti you are married and she said sha ndiri pamahwan mface wangu akaenda ku UK atoo ne six months aenda, ini Ah, sure here ska manje ukuita sei akati hapana sha ndingaite sei semunhu wemukadzi.handina kuda kunyanya kumupressa hangu but ndakatoziya kuti ha uyu ndichatosvira chete nechemumoyo.Mazuva akafamba apa taive taakutofonerana hedu almost everyday.Chipo anogara kuMarondera nemwana wake na maid vari 2.For your own information Chipo mukadzi mutsvuku mutete zviri pakati nepakati uye mukadzi akati rebei ende AKANAKA kumeso kwake ane ma hips and anematako if u knw what I mean.
Ndakazoti rimwe day ndichitaura naye pafone ndikati asi Chipo taura chokwadi ska haumbonzwe kuda kusvirwa here iwe since wagarisa kudai and mface wako gara zviya wakati anodzoka rini akati after a full year since akaenda kuchikoro.ndikati saka ndouya here hangu ndimbokunzwisa mboro akatanga kunyara nyara achiti haa iwe Born haunyare here kutaura zvisina basa achinyaririra apa achisekerera ndikaziya kuti dai aisada she wasn’t gonna entertain me pakadai, so I requested to pay her a visit kuMarondera ikoko since ini ndichigara hangu muno muH asi imba yamudhara irikuMarondera ikoko ska kainge kari kahwan.Weekend yakasvika then ndakatanga ndafonera Tundisa Chileshe akati ndaizosangana naye mutown but takazopesana achiti aiva mu saloon ska ini ndanga ndaakumashure nenguva ska handina kukwanisa kuzomuona.
Anyway ndakasvika kumba kwedu kuMarondera ndobva ndafonera Chipo , she told me kuti ainge aenda kuMarondera High school kugraduation yemwana ska I had to wait for her.zvadaro ndiri pa den pedukudaro ndakatuma kamwana kablaz kuti kanotenga airtime, so akatora bhaskoro ndobva aenda ska akatora ma keys e gate ndobva asiya akakiya ndokutakura ma keys, Chipo ndokubva andifonera zvikanzi chiuya tisangane pa den pangu ndobva andipa address yake, pandakati ndibude wanike gate rakakiiwa and mfana (mwana wablaz)atoenda, so I had to wait apa mboro yanga yatomira kudhara, eish, ndakanyemwerera pandakaona mfana achisvika ndobva ndati anditambidze aitime in the mean time ndichijusa fone iye achivhura gate ndokunditi ahh ndarasa makeys haaa ndakagumbuka zvekuti ndaisada kumakisa ndichikwira durawall asi ndakatozopedzesera ndajambha juwawo, apa Chipo ainge aakuti ndikanonoka ndaiwana abuda.Ndakamhanya veduwee apamboro iri twii ndichida kunokorovhera mhetye yevanhu. Ndakasvika ndokufona kuti ndaamu road asanobuda coz ndainge ndaakurasika.akabva asanotuma mwana nemusikana webasa kutown so that zvaisaita kuti mwana wake andione probably azoudza mdhara wacho waiziya?
Chipo ainge achinhuwirira and ainge akapfeka trouse re black rinemitsara ye white ne top ye white, apa ka G-string kaioneka katambo chete kudhindikira, pandakasvika ndakapinzwa mudinning asi b4 ndagara pasi ndakashokwa nehug ndikaita sendichanyungudika ndiri pachest yake.it was the first time kuonana since High school.so takagara pasi ndikaisirwa drink and we started kutaura nyaya dzekuchikoro and takaita catch up and blablabla…ndakazongokauruka ndaita serious ndobva ndangosimuka pandaive ndakagara ndokunogara pa side naye iye even kuseka kwakabva kwadzikira I could sense sensation between us and chemistry yainge yatotanga.kutaura chokwadzi I took advantage of her coz ndakaziya kuti papi pacho zemo raitomukurira chete plus dai ainge asingadiwo naiye aisambondi invita kumba kwake.
Ndakangomutarisa so ndobva ndamubata gosti ndokumudhoznera padhuze neni pandainge ndaakutokisa zvikanzi ah iwe Born ndiri mukadzi wemu… asati apedza akatozoti iwe ndiri mukadzi wemunnnmwaaaa uummmmmm ummm umm taakutokisana paye ende zvechokwadi ainge agarisa coz ainge aakutofemera pamusoro. Iniwo handina kuda kunyanya kumuwestira taim yake ndabva ndatotanga kutokatanura blauz rake braa handitorekana 2 seconds kubvisa raimbondinetsa kare iyezvino haa handichataura, ndatanga kumukisa ndichimuzevezera munzeve make umu apa maoakoaribusy rumwe rweruboswe ruchitsunyatsunya tuminyatso rumwe ndaakutonanaira mukati metrouse ndaakutobata beche kudhara ummaahhhhhhh Born, shaa usadaa ahhhh kani ahhhhh, ndakabva ndaita stead ndikabva ndanatsobvisa trouse mushe ndokusara kaG-tambo ,maiwe Chipo ane chipo chebeche apa rainge rafuta manje zvino ririmukati metambo idzodzo, ndakatarisa mazamu ake soo ndikaona tuminyatso twainge zvino twamira kuti twi, ndakabvisa shirt yangu then trouse zvese nepant apa mboro ndaimire!!!, ini yangu mboro is average haina kunyanya kureba zvembiri no, but yakakora and yakachecheudzwa apa yaiita kuvhita vhita ichisiririka precum imweyaitodonhera pa kapet yevanhu.
Chipo nechikara chemboro ndakaona mwana wevanhu atopfugama kare ndakangozonzwa mboro yaakunaka ndikaziya kuti henaroooo yanga yaakutokwekwetwa mumukanwa, apa rumwe ruoko rwainge rwakaibata ruchiistroka rumwe ruchigirizira machende aya, haa ini ndainakirwa chokwadi and Chipo anosucker mboro hake iyoyo and yaimunakirawoka nekuti yakachecheudzwa. Akandidya mboro Chipo kusvika ndanzwa tsinga dzese kukakata idzi ndokutanga kunzwa dzungu ,ropa richimhanya miri wese ,ndikaziya kuti chachaya ndiye wodyo mumukanza maChipo iye ndokutomedza hake.Ndichingopedza kutunda ndakabva ndangodzikisa G-tambo rake ndokubva ndamuradzika pa kapet ipapo, tainge tichiita 450km per hour coz taigona kungowanikidzwa saka better tiwanikidzwe tatunda tese, and beche rekuba ndarinake asikana ka mahwan!!!ndamuradzika pasi kudaro nemusana ndopandakanatsoona kuti ha C hipo beche riripo and anogara akashevha choya, asi kufuta ha rinobvuma apa makongo anenge achiita kunge mabhanzi, matinji haana akanyanya kukura hake asi anao, ndakatanga kumukisa manje apa ndakagumisa musoro wemboro pamatinji iwayo ende beche racho rainge ratozara zvinyaridza beche apa richitsvedzerera mai mwana ndaiita kunenge ndirikucheka majarini nebanga rabva mumoto.ndaimurumirira matits ake apa ndichiisa mboro bhijana bhijana, Chipo akayuwira nekunakirwa apa ngaakoirire mborozvine rhythm chikapa chiripo asi kwete chengwena anonatsoenderana nemboro manakire ayo.akabatirira Chipo apaakatswinzinya eisvvv ahh maiweee kani mai kani mai mai mai mai ammaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai ah ah ah ah ah a iiiii a ii a i a i ahh Born ***!!!!,
ini semunhu ainge atunda kare ndainatsorova mhata manje, ndakamusimudza ndokumufongoresa, pandakaishwetedza nekumashure beche rainge rakanyemwerera rakanditarisa so ndikati nhasi ndori putitsa, ndakamukwesha nemboro apa ainge angobatirira kapeti achiitswinya nemaoko akangokombama chiuno ndichirakasha mhata, akatanga kungobvunda makumbo nekudonha donha ndichimumutsa chete ndichipisa beche apa achingoshinyra chete hiiiiiiii ahh iiiiiiiiii ummmmm u u u u u ummmmm ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh achiterera mboro chete Chipo.Ndakazonzwa manje houya uronyo ha ndikanzwa zvino rute mumukanwa mangu ruchierera ruchienda pamusana paChipo ini ndainge zvino daakudikitira apa tsinga dziye dzodhonzeka ,mboro yakawedzera kufuta ndokubva ndaiisa kumberi mberi ,ndakanzwa Chipo oridza kamhere yoooooooooo iiiiiiiiiii amai kaaaaaaaa ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh amaiiiiiiiiiiiii mama mama mama maiiiiiiiii, ini nokuramba ndakamubatirira ndichidiridza beche rese neuronyo ndichigwinhira imomo Chipo akabva agwadama ndikabva ndamumutsa ndikamukisa ndikati chipinda mushower ini rega ndipfeke ndiende ndikazowanikwa ndirimuno ukapinda mahwan.zvauriwe ugoswera waakunetsa Chipo uchida kumusvirawo haunyare !!!


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Yesu Mufudzi Wakanaka -JH Chikomo
M· Yesu mufudzi wakanaka
V SIA Makauya Yesu kuzotsvaka, zvakanga zvakarasika -makadzikawo upristi kuti huendese mberi basa renyu nguva dzose -nokukumbirisa kuti mutumire vasevenzi mumunda wenyu - itai kuti vose, vakadaidzwa nemi kuupriste, vadavire nevavariro tsvene, nokushinga mubasa ravo rinorema
B Yesu kuzotsvaka zvakanga zvakarasika- makadzikawoo- huendese mberi basa renyu nguva dzose - nokukumbirisa kuti mutumire vasevenzi mumunda weliyu - itai kuti vose, vakadaidzwa nemi kuupriste, vadavire nevavariro tsvene, nokushinga -mubasa ravo rinorema
Madetembo:
1.Simbisai vapriste vose mubasa ravo, mukomborere zviito zvavo mubasa ravo
2.Itai kuti vave munyu wapasi mubasa ravo, unodzivira kuora kose mubasa ravo
3. Vave mwenje wapasi- unovhenekera vatenderi vose mubasa ravo
Chorus:
All Vadavire nevavariro tsvene nokushinga mubasa ravo rinorema

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Mwari Tauya Nezvibereko Zveminda- A. Shamu Maurunge
M· Mwari tauya
V All Nezvibereko zveminda yedu
M· Tinotenda
V.· All Kwamuri areruya
Madetembo:
1. Vana vaMwari tambidzai kuna Mambo zvibereko zveminda
2. Mwari akashongedza mwaka nendaza yokukomborerwa akatipa kucheka kwakanaka
3. Akashanyira pasi ndokudiridza akapapfumisa kwazvo
4.Akatigadzirira zviyo ndokutipa zvokudya zvedu zvezuva roga roga
5.Akakomborera zvinomera zvapasi rwizi rwaMwari ruzere nemvura
6. Akanyorevesa nemvura inopfunha pasi mafuro akafukidzwa namapoka ezvipfuwo
7. apani akafukidzwa nezviyo zvinopururudza zvichiimba


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Mwari Mambo Imi Moga- G .Machingauta
M Mwari Mambo irni moga ndirni makanaka
VS/A Imi moga ndirni muna masirnba ose munogona kuita zvose Mambo makanaka kwazvo Mwari Mambo ndirni ururami Mwari Mambo
B Ndirni muna masimba ose munogona zvose Mambo makanaka kwazvo Mambo ndirni ururami Mambo
Madetembo:
l.Imi mutsvene tsvene Mambo ndinokutunudzai ndinokuomberai misi yose
2.Upenyu hwenyu upenyu Mwari Mambo husina mavambo
3.Upenyu husingasuduruki kana kutsikinyuka Mwari Mambo
4.Mukudzwe murumbidzwe Mwari Mambo narini
Chorus:
Mambo wezvirokwazvo muri tsirne roudzikami musha worugare norufaro Mambo --- zvirokwazvo muri tsirne roudzikami worugare norufaro


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Patinopira Chingwa Newaini- W Nhemachena
M· SIA Patinopira chingwa newaini
V SIA Yesu anotitora nokutipinza mumupiro wake
B Mwari Baba --- anotitora nokutipinza --- mumupiro
Madetembo:
1. Zvino munoona pachena zvatinoda kuita
2. Kare makafadzwa neropa rezvipfuwo kana nezvibereko zveminda
3. Zvino munoda rupenyu rwomunhu
4. Munoda muviri wake, njere, moyo nomweya wake
5.Munoda mabasa ake nhamo nemifaro yake
6.Gamuchirai zvose zvatiinazvo
7. Zvose ndezvenyu
8. Chingwa newaini zvichazova muviri neropa raYesu
Chorus:
Mambo torai zvose hapana chatinoda kuzvichengetera
--- Mambo torai zvose, hapana --- kuzvichengetera


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Ndinovimba Nengoni Dzenyu Mambo - Sr Perpetua Muza (Holy Cross)
M Ndinovimba nengoni dzenyu Mambo
V: S Ndimi makandibatsira ndinovimba nengoni dzenyu Mambo, ndimi, ndimi makandibatsira
B --- Mambo makandibatsira nengoni dzenyu Mambo --- Mambo ndimi makandibatsira
Madetembo:
l.Moyo wangu unoimba, nokuti makandiitira zvakanaka. Ndinovimba ...
2.Ndinokudai Mambo, ndinoimbira Mwari . Ndinovimba ...
3. Ndimi runy .raro rwokuponesa ndimi shongwe yangu yakakwirira . Ndinovimba
4. Ndichadana kunemi Mwari, munofanira kurumbidzwa . Ndinovimba ...
5.Naizvozvo ndichaponeswa, kuna vavengi vangu . Ndinovimba ...


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Moyo Womucheche Musande- Sr Martin Chikosha (LCBL)
M· SIA Moyo womucheche Musande
V SIA Moyo womucheche Musande vanzai moyo wangu-u mumoyo wenyu kufara kukuru kwoucheche hwangu -u kusina ruhiva , ruchiva rwakaipa -a mwana wakachena ndichenese
. B Moyo womucheche Musande, moyo wangu mumoyo -wenyu kukuru kwoucheche hwangu-u kusina ruchiva-a-a -a rwakaipa mwana wakachena ndichenese ...
Madetembo:
l.Uya gara neni ndikurire pasi
2. Uya gara neni ndisinewe ndichakundwa
3. Uya gara neni mwana Yesu ita tsitsi gara neni undizarurire moyo wako
4.Uya gara neni ipa mwana Yesu moyo wangu murombo -o gara neni undipe zvifundiso zvekuNazareta
5.Uya gara neni Yesu wangu undipe moyo kwawo.
Chorus:
SIA Maria naYosefe munodiwa regai-zve tiswedere-e pedyo naYesu, kana tiinemi hatizotya kumurasa iye narini .
B Maria naYosefe munodiwa , tiswedere-e pedyo naYesu tiinemi hatizotya-a kumurasa iye narini.


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52 Baba vokuDenga Vanoziva
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52 Baba vokuDenga Vanoziva
Baba Vokudenga Vanoziva -E. Musungo
M· Baba vok:udenga vanoziva-ha
V SIA Musazvidya moyo muchiti tichadyei tichamwei kana tichapfekei Baba vok:udenga vanoziva k:uti zvose munozvidawo
B Musazvidya moyo muchiti tichamwei tichapfekei Baba vok:udenga
vanoziva zvose munozvidawo-o
Madetembo:
1. Tarirai shiri dzedenga hadzidyari uye hadzikohwi .
2. Ko ndiani angarebese hupenyu hwake nok:uzvidya moyo.
3.Ongororai mak:uriro amaruva esango haabati basa haaruki .
4.Asi kunyange Soromoni pahuk:uru hwake haana kumboshongedzwa seruva
resango .
S.Hakuna munhu angashandira vaTenzi vaviri hamungashandiri Mwari kana mari .
6.Kutangira zvose tsvakai humambo hwaMwari.
Chorus:
SIA Hupenyu hukuru pane chok:upfeka hupenyu huk:uru pane zvok:udya nokunwa
B Musati togodyei- togonwei hupenyu huk:uru pane zvok:udya nokunwa


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Mununuri Wangu lmi Mambo- Z. C. Terere
M· Mununuri wangu imi Mambo
V All Muna masimba ose ndibatsireiwo Mambo sokuvimba kwangu kwandaita, musabvurne Mambo, kuti ndikutadzirei norutadzo runouraya
Madetembo:
l.Ndipeiwo rubatsiro rwenyu kuti ndigone kupingudza moyo wangu
2.Ndibatsireiwo kana ndichifurirwa kuti ndityore mitemo yenyu
3.Pamatambudziko ndinokurnbirawo varaidzo yenyu
4.Yesu makanakisa dokomboreraiwo vose vandinofanira kunamatira
5.Itai kuti mweya yavatenderi vakafa izorore murugare netsitsi dzenyu
Chorus:
SIA Uyai kwandiri kazhinji musakaramende iri rechido zvikuru kana ndava kutandadza
B Uyai- uyai- musakaramende iri rechido zvikuru kana ndava kutandadza


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Kristo Mambo - V.M Nyapokoto
M· S Kristo Mambo
V SIA Ndimi muridzi wazvose zvose zvatinazvo zvinobva kwamuri
B Ndimi muridzi wazvose nomutongi wedu - zvatinazvo -kwamuri
Madetembo:
l .Ndimi makatanga kutida Mambo
2.Ndimi musiki wedu Mambo
3.Mukufara nomukutambudzika tinotendeukira kwamuri
4.Makatiwanira mufaro wokutifira pachipiyaniso
Chorus:
SIA Tinokumbira kwamuri Mambo mutichengete nengoni dzenyu tikuitirei zvakanaka mazuva ose
B --- Kwamuri Mambo mutichengete - kuti isu tikuitirei zvakanaka mazuva ose


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Onai Yesu Makanakisa- Br L. Bvukumbwe
M · Ona Yesu makanakisa , Yesu makapfavisa
V All Ona Yesu makanakisa Yesu makapfavisa ndapfugama namabvi panyasi penyu ridinok:utetetrerai nomwoyo wangu wose k:uti mundipe chitendero nechitarisiro necbido chakadzika
Madetembo:
1.Itai k:uti ndipfidze matadzo angu nomwoyo wangu wose nokundisimbaradza k:uti ndigare upenyu hwakanaka
2. Kana ndichitarisa nokurangarira maronda enyu mashanu nokufungazve manzwi akamborehwa naDavidi muprofita
Vakaboora maoko angu netsoka dzangu, vakaverenga mapfupa angu ose, ndinorwadziwa mwoyo kwazvo


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Mwari Baba Vedu -JK. Dzingai
Part 1:
M· SIA Mwa-ri Ba-ba ve-du.
V SIA Ti-nofara zvikuruu pamusana pechitendero chedu chinotiumba nokutibatanidza semhuri imwe chete.
TIE: Tinofara zvikuru pamusana pechitende -ro --- chinotiumba semhuri imwe chete
Part 2:
All Tinoziva nokutya kuti undingoveni nokungozvifunga zvingatiparadzanise naMwari
Part3
All Zvino tinokumbira kuti girasiya renyu rirambe richitisim baradza, rambai makatibatanidza norudo, rodoo runotiita mhuri imwe chete.
Madetembo:
1 .Tibatsirei mumhuri dzedu.
2.Kuti tigare upenyu hunowirirana.
3.Hunowirirana neshokorenyu.
4.Neshoko renyu ratirlotendera.
5.Tigosvika kwamunogara muchitonga.
6.Muchitonga kwemisi isingaperi.
Chorus:
All Rambai makatibatanidza norudo runotiita mhuri imwe chete.


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Vakarurama Vanogara- Sr Perpetua Muza (Holy Cross)
M· SIA Vakarurama vanogara mumaoko aMwari
V: SIA Hakune nhamo inovabata vakarurama vanogara mumaoko aMwari
B --- Hakune nhamo, inovabataha --- vakarurama vanogara mumaoko, aMwari
Madetembo:
1.Mumeso amapenzi vanotarisika savakafa, asi vanogara murugare
2.Mwari panguva yaakadzosa isu vatapwa, takanga takafanana navanorota hope
3.Panguva iyo muromo wedu wakanga uzere nokuseka, rurimi rwedu ruzere nokuumba
4. Ipapo vasemi vakati, Mwari akavaitira zvinhu zvikuru
5. Vanodyara nemisodzi, vachacheka nomufaro
6. Vanofamba-famba vachichema vachadzoka nomufaro nezvimwanda zvavo
Chorus:
Mwari akatiitira zvinhu zvikuru zviro kwazvo, zviro kwazvo tinofara
Mwari akatiitira zvinhu zvikuru zviro kwazvo --- tinofara


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Mweya Wangu Unopembererera Mambo - R. Zinyohwera
M· SIA Mweya wangu unopemberera Mambo
v.- SIA Nomoyo wangu wose-e unopemberera Mwarii ndinorumbidza Mambo muponesi wangu
B Nomoyo wanguu mweya wangu unopemberera ini Mambo muponesi wangu
Madetembo:
1. Nokuti wakatarisa netsiye nyoro netsiye nyoro-o muranda wake
2. Samasimba wakandiitira zvinhu zvikuru zita rake rinoera
3.Anonzwira tsitsi avo vanomutya -a kubvira chizvarwa nechizvarwa
Chorus:
SIA Ndinopemberera-a ndinopemberera Mwarii marudzi ose achanditi munatswi
B Ndinopemeberea -a ini kubvira zvino achanditi munatswi


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Ndinogara Ndichitenda Mwari Nguva Dzose- A. Musiwa
M· Ndinogara ndichitenda Mwari nguva dzose
V SIA Nokuda kwenyasha dzamakapiwa naye muna Yesu Kristo-o nokuti kana makabatana naKristo-o makapfumiswa naye pazvinhu zvose-e, pakutaura kwose, napakuziva kwo-o-se.
B Nokuda kwenyasha dzamakapiwa naye muna Yesu Kristo-o kana makabatana naKristo-o makapfumiswa naye pazvinhu zvose-e, pakutaura kwose, napakuziva kwo-o-se.
Madetembo:
1.Mashoko aKristo akagadzikana mamuri zvokuti hapana chipo chenyasha chamunoshaya.
2. Pak:urindira kwamunoita kuonekwa pachena kwaTenzi wedu Yesu Kristo-o .
3. Iye achaku-chengetai zvakanak:a-a kusvikira pakuguma-a kuti muzoonekwa musina-ha mhosva pazuva raTenzi wedu Yesu Kristo-o.
4. Mwari Baba vedu naTenzi Yesu Kristo ngavakupei-i nyasha norugare.
Chorus:
SIA Mwari wamakadaidzwa naye-e kuzowadzana nomwanakomana wake-he Yesu Kristo Tenzi wedu ndiMwari wakatendeka, ndiMwari wakatendeka
B Mwari wamakadaidzwa naye kuzowadzana nomwanakomana wake-he Yesu Kristo Tenzi wedu ndiMwari wakatendeka, Tenzi wedu wakatendeka


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607 Mwari Ngaarumbidzwe Kudenga
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607 Mwari Ngaarumbidzwe Kudenga
M· SIA Mwari ngaarumbidzwe kudenga pasi pano vagarike vaakanzwira tsitsi
Zviridzwa nemhururu
All Mwari ngaarumbidzwe kudenga pasi pano vagarike vaakanzwira tsitsi x2
Tinokukudzai Mwari, tinokuimbirai tinokupfugamirai Mwaari tinokurumbidzai Mwari ngaarumbidzwe kudenga
Chorus 1:
All Mwari ngaarumbidzwe kudenga
Madetembo
S Tinokutendai pamusana pamabasa enyumakuru anoshamisa
Tinokutendai pamusana pamabasa enyumakuru anosharnisa
S Tinokuomberai Mwari Mambo imiMambo wedenga Mwari Baba wa masimbaose
Tinokuomberai Mwari Mambo imiMambo wedenga Mwari Baba wa
masimba ose
S Tinokuomberai Mambo Yeso Kristo mwanakomana mumwechete Tinokuomberai Mambo Yeso Kristo mwanakomana mumwechete S Mwari Mambo hwayana yaMwari mwanakomana waBaba
T ...................hwayana yaMwari mwanak:omana waBaba
Chorns 2:
All Nokuti ndimi moga musande-sande ndimi moga musande Mambo ndirni
moga Mambo ndimi moga mukuru -kuru ndimi Mwari
Madetembo 2:
1. S T Imi munobvisa matadzo apasi tinzwireiwo tsitsi
... munobvisa matadzo apasi tinzwireiwo tsitsi
2.
3. S
T S Imi munobvisa matadzo apasi donzwaiwo zvichemo zvedu
... munobvisa matadzo apasi donzwaiwo zvichemo zvedu Irni mugere kurudyi rwaBaba tinzwireiwo tsitsi
4. T
S ... 'mugere kurudyi rwaBaba tinzwireiwo tsitsi
Ndimi mune mbirii pamwe naMwari Baba Amen
All T ... mune mbirii pamwe naMwari Baba Amen
Mwari ngaarumbidzwe kudenga pasi pano vagarike vaakanzwira tsitsi


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Vanhu Vorudzi Rwangu -M Munyald
M· S Va-nhu voru-dzi rwangu
V All Nda-kakuitira-i chi-iko vanhu voru-dzi rwangu- ndakakuitirai chi-i ndida-virei ndidavirei?
Madetembo:
1.Ndakaranga Ijipti namatangwe ayo pamusoro pako asi iwe wakandiramba heya.
2. Ndakauraya Farao mugungwa Java asi iwe wakazarura rutivi rwangu nepfumo heya.
3. Ndakakutungamirira ndiri mugore, asi iwe wakandi-kwirira padare raPirato heya .
4. Ndakakugutsa nemana mumarenje, asi iwe wakandirova nembama netyava heya.
Chorns:
All Ndakakui-tira-i chii- ndidavire-i ndidavirei?


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Ndimi Chitarisiro Chavanotambura- V. Zvichauya
M· Ndimi chitarisiro chavanotambura
V.· SIA Yesu wangu ndimi chitarisiro chavanotambura ndinoti ndorangarira chido chenyu chamunotiratidza mumupiro uno wemisa nemate anobva aoma
B --- Ndimi chitarisiro chavanotambura ndinoti ndorangarira chido chenyu chamunotiratidza chamunotiratidza nemate anobva aoma
Madetembo:
1.Hamuna kuda kutisiya toga senherera, haiwa makada kugara nesu nechido chinotsva.
2. Munoona kusuwa kwomwoyo wangu, munondipfavira zvakaipa zvangu .
3. Ndinotarisira kunemi imi moga nokuti ngoni dzenyu ihuru.
4.Murupenyu nomukufa ndinotarisira muna Yesu muponesi wangu.


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Tenzi Ndinokurumbidzai- R. Chivende
M· Tenzi ndinokururnbidzai nokuti makandinyukura-a
V: All · Imi Tenzi makaburitsa mweya wangu munzvimbo yavakafa mukandidzorera hupenyu - ndinokutendai nokusingaperi
Madetembo:
1. Tenzi Mwari ndakachema kwamuri mukandibatsira mukandirapa
2.Moyochena wenyu ndowenguva dzose
3. Nomoyochena wenyu Tenzi makandimisa kuita gomo chairo kusimba
4. Makasandura kuungudza kwangu kukava kufara
Chorus:
SIA Imbai rumbidzai Tenzi imi vakakrurama vake tendai zita rake rinoera
B --- Rumbidzai Tenzi --- vakarurama vake zita rake rinoera


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Mambo Pachake Ndiye Rugare Rwedu- F. Hwariva
M· Mambo pachake ndiye rugare rwedu
V·. SIA --- Ndiye --- ndiye-e akaita marudzi ose kuti ave rudzi rumwe chete.
B Mambo pachake -- rugare rwedu -- akaita marudzi ose --- ave rudzi rumwe chete.
Madetembo:
l.Pururudzirai Mambo nyika dzose muitirei Mambo norufaro.
2.Uyai pamberi pake muchiimba nokufara.
3. Zivai kuti Mambo ndiye Mwari ndiye akatiita.
4. Tiri rudzi rwake makwai edanga rake.
5.Pindai pamasuwo ake muchitenda.
6.Rumbidzai zita rake muchiti mazviita .
Chorus:
SIA Chokwadi Mambo akanaka kwazvo rudo rwake ruzere netsitsi akatendeka kumarudzi namarudzi.
B Chokwadi Mambo akanaka kwazvo rudo-o ruzere netsitsi akatendeka kumarudzi namarudzi.


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Mambo Wedu Yesu -R.E. Makuvaza M Mambo wedu Yesu
V.· All Munogara pakati pedu Areruya Mambo wedu Yeso pakati pedu Areruya
Madetembo:
l.Pururudzai kuna Mwari imi nyika dzose
2.Imbirai mukurumbira wezita rake
3. Mabasa enyu anotyisa vavengi venyu vanozviisa paasi pamberi poukuru hwenyu
4. Uyai muone mabasa aMwari anotyisa pane zvaanotira vana vavanhu
5.Zuva rokununurwa kutsva richatipenyera noruponeso
6.Dai maibvarura denga mukaburuka makomo angadedera pamberi penyu
Chorns:
All Rumbidzai Mwari imi vanhu rumbidzai imi vanhu vose inzwi rokurumbidza ngarinzwike


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Uyu Muviri Wangu -B.B. Mutize
M· Uyu muviri wangu
V SIA Uyu muviri wangu unopirwa, muviri wangu unopirirwemi -- Itai izvi mugosindiyeuka, mugosindiyeuka nazvo
B Muviri wangu unopirwa muviri unopirirwemi, itai izvi, Itai itai izvi mugosindiyeuka nazvo
Madetembo:
1.Uyu mukombe wechitenderano chitsva, muropa rangu
2.Ndinodaidzira kwamuri Mwari, inzwai kuteterera kwangu
3.Ndinogarira Mambo, ndinoteverera sboko rake
4.Mweya wangu unogarira Mambo kupfuura munbu anogaririra rungwanani
5.Yesu Kristo akateerera kusvikira kurufu rwechipiyaniso
6.Akatiporesa isu namaronda ake
Chorus:
Itai izvi mugosindiyeuka , mugosindiyeuka nazvo ltai izvi,
itai itai izvi mugosindiyeuka nazvo


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Izvi zvinoitisa kuti muroora achangosvika pamusha penyu akaita nguva asina mimba vabereki vake vanouya kuzomutora voenda naye kumusha kunomugadzirisa. Kusaziva kuti mava kutomutora kubva pamurume wake anova ndiye munhu wega anokwanisa kuitisa mimba yamuri kuda kuti aite. Anosvika kumusha kwake obikigwa doro vanhu voimba nziyo dzedoro nokudzana nokubika sadza rezviyo nokudii nokudii pasina kana chimwe chinoitisa mimba. Murume ndiye anoitisa mimba.
Toti muri kuwirirana panyaya dzese. Maitire enyu haana mhosva asi kuti pamwe mukaita nguva yakareba usina mimba mombozama kubatsira zvinhu. Mochitaura maitire ekuti uite mimba kana mese muchizvara. Munoda maitire anoti kana murume odiridzira anobva asiya urume kumberi pedo nemuromo wechibereko unohi CERVIX. Kuti zvidai imbozamai izvi
Pamwe wadazve fongorera murume. Unofongora, wopatsanisa makumbo zvishoma, woti musana dhefu kuti chiuno chinyatsokwirira, chitubu chonyatsoonekwa nokumashure, Murume opinda pakati pemakumbo ogwadama namabvi ake aripo. Kana asinganyatsi kuona chitubu anokwanisa kukuwedzera kupatsanisa makumbo. Inohwa achito tsvanzvadzira nechombo iwe wofambisawo chiuno kuti ururamisa pauri kuhwa achibaya baya kuti ururamise musangane. Unohwa chombo kuti tyoooo chatopinda. Usajaira kungoti murume akapinza wototanga kujaivhisa chiuno. Imbomirai makadaro. Chitanga kushandisa masuru yako yechitubu kumunyungira chombo uchishinya uchiregedza woudza murume apinze kusvika paanoperera.
Womutsanangurira kuti kana odiridza apinze chombo chese adiridzire kumberi uye arege kukoira panguva iyoyo yokudiridzira. Ngaangoti Tyooo, okubata chiuno okudiridzira akadaro chombo chese chiri mukati. Iwewo chero zvichinaka sei rerusa muviri upiwe urume zvakanaka. Haisi nyaya yokunakirana iyi, ndeyokugadzira mwana. Kana ukakwanisa kuita ORGASM murume ava kunotanga kudiridzira, chibereko chinoita ma CONTRACTION anobatsira kukweva urume huya huri kubuda kuti huswedere mberi kune muromo wechibereko. Zvinoreva kuti ppakuda mimba, kuiswa zvinonaka kwakanakawo. Wokurudzira murume anonoke kudiridzira zvinoreva kuti unonakigwa uye iye paanozotanga anobudisa hwakawandawo.
Akangopedza, akangobudisa chombo chake akabva kumashure kwako, iwe chingofambisa mabvi ako aenda shure kusvika wavata nedumbu. wombomirapo wakadaro kwenguva. Kana wada kumboita awa uvete vata zvako wozoti pava paya womuka hako.
Mamwezve maitire anoita chombo chipinde kusvika kumberi ndeekuti mukadzi anovata nedivi. toti avata nedivi rorudyi, anopatsanura makumbo kuita seari kufamba, rimwe mberi rimwe sure repasi (rorudyi) riri sure. Murume anotanyanga gumbo repasi oswedera pachiuno chomukadzi. Mukadzi anosimudza gumbo roruboshwe oisa pafudzi roruboshwe romurume, chitubu chovhurika murume opinda. Murume anoshandisa ruoko gwerudyi kubata magaro emukadzi. Iye akazvisapota pamabvi ake. Ruoko gwerudyi anokwanisa kukwenyerera bhinzi yemukadzi inenge iri pedo.
Mapindire acho unohwa wega kuti yaaa murume apinda, zvinova ndizvo zvaunoda kuti ange achiita panguva iyi. Chikapa chinonetsa pakadai. Rega murume aite basa ega, iwe hapana chaunoona nokuti musoro uri uko zvokuti haukwanisi kutarisa murume. Unongohwa zvauri kuitwa kuti zvasiyana nezvemazuva ese. Iye murume ndiye anotokubatsira noruoko gwake gwerudyi zvokuti akanyatsogona, unohwa kuda kutadza kufema nokunaka kwazvo. Kana uri munhu anogaroita orgasm unokwanisa kukasira nokuti paanenge achibayabaya nechombo hapana kujaira kubaiwa. Nokudaro unofanira kutanga waudza murume kuti pakunodiridzira ngaapinze kusvika paanogumira. Asi izvozvi anenge akatopindawo zvakadzika nokuti maitire awa anoitisa kudaro. Iwe unotozvihwa kuti arimukatikati. Akaita nesipidhi iri pasi akaruramisa zvakanaka, haunonoki.
Iwe wega funga maitire ekuti urume hupfapfaidzigwe mukatikati mechitubu, zvichibva nomuviri wako kuti uri munhu mutete here kana mukobvu.
Maitire enyu anokwanisawo kupiwa nekuti miviri yenyu yakaita sei. Kana uri munhu mukobvu ane chidumbuzenene, unotoona kuti zvakakufanirawo ndezvipi kuti murume apinze zvakadzika. Kana uri mutetewo zvakangodarowo nemurume wako. Iyewo murume kana akakora munongoona maADJUSTMENT okuita. Asi vashomashoma vanhu vakakora zvokukoniwa kurhojana. Chakangoipa pakukora ndechokuti unokwanisa kukanganisa maendero ekumwedzi. Pane kuita kamwe pamwedzi unokwanisa kudarikira. Kuondesa kunoitisazve kudarikira mwedzi. Ipapo muviri unenge usina simba rokukandira zai. Kana usina zai, chero murume akakurhoja zvakadii, mimba hauiti. Tarisa pa Body mass Index (BMI) yako kuti yakakwanirana newe here. Kana wakaondesa imbozama kudya zvinokodza kwemwedzi yakati kuti ipapo ramba uchingorhojana nomurume wako hako. Kana wakakora tanga program yokufamba neshoka kana uchienda kunofambika.
Chikuru pakurhojana nomurume zama kupfavisa muviri. Kana pane zvange zvichikunetsa musi iwoyo, chimbotora nguva uri mubhavhu kana shawa uchizorora kusvika muviri warerukigwa. Kupfavisa muviri kunobatsira kuti unokasira kuita ORGASM uye mukati mechitubu munenge mune ENVIRONMENT yakakwanirana nekuti urume hurarame nguva refu zvinova ndizvo zvinokasirisa kuita mimba.
Kana wada mimba tanga nyaya yokuhwisisa kuti unokandira zai zuva rupi pamwedzi wako. Ngatiti unoenda kumwedzi usingadarikiri nguva uye uchiita mazuva akafanana toti 28. Unokwanisa kubata mimba pamazuva 13 -19 tichverenga kubva pazuva rokupedzisira kuva kumwedzi. Saka pamazuva matanhatu awa unogamuchira urume wakachenjera. Zvoreva kuti mapedza rhoji imboramba wakavata urume humhanyemhanye muchitubu huchitsvaka mukova wekunezai kuchibereko.
28 day cycle
Firtile days 13-19 counting from last day of period as Day 1
Girl days 12, 13, 14, 15
Boy days 17, 18, 19
50: 50 days 15, 16, 17
30 day cycle :
Kana uri pa 30 day cycle, rega murume akore urume pakanzi day 1 - 6 apo uri kumwedzi. Kana muchida mwanasikana mopanana urume kusvika pa Day 13 apo.
Kana muchida mukomana motangira pa day 14 kusvika pa 20. Kubva ipapo kusvika paunoenda kumwedzi kunakigwa henyu chete.
hazvirevi kutimunita mwana wamunoda nguva dzese asi munowedzera chanzi yokuita wamunoda.
Vamwe vanoti zvinobvazve nechikafu chamuri kudya.
Usasiyana nomurume pamazuva 10-20 apa ndiwo mazuva ekubata mimba. Pa weekend yemazuva aw, mombozorora moshaya vanovhakasha, vanoda kubikigwa, vanopopotera mukadzi wako kana kumubhowa. Swera muchiita nyaya dzinonakidza nokurerusa hana. Pamunozosvika pakuvatana muviri wenge wakakodzera basa remimba. Kana zvichinetsa pamba, toranai muende kuhotera, dziriko dzakachipa, moswera makadziya zuva manheru mava pabasa. Mukada kuita basa masikati ndimi.
Murume:
Murume anoda mwana ngaahwisise kuti anofanira kudya zvidyiwa zvine balance kuti factory inogadzira urume igadzire hwakakora hunogona kusvika kumazai. zvedoro nefodya, nembanje ombosiyana nazvo.
Kana pakupinza mukadzi chombo, ngaahwisise kuti anofanira kuwirirana nomukadzi kuti apinza zvinosvitsa chombo pedo ne buri rokuchibereko saka itaiwo ne position inozvibvumira.
Pakukoira koira uchiziva kuti kana urume hobuda unobatirira mukadzi zvakanaka kuti pasaita hunongokasira kuduruka kubva muchitubu pasina nguva. Batsirawo mukadzi wako kugamuchira urume zvakanaka.
Mapedza usarega achingosimuka pasina chikonzero. Ita Manager wemukadzii azive kuti newewo uri kuda mwana.
Kana mada mimba chiitai zvemimba
Udzai Vamwe!!!
mushonga wekubata pamuviri kupihwa urume hwakakwana, uye kusununguka hana nefungwa.
Kuita pamuviri
Kuita nhumbu
mushonga wemimba
mushonga wenhumbu


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Zamu
Muchidzidzo chezvipenyu, mazamu inhengo dziri padundundu revakadzi dzinogadzira mukaka mushure mokunge mwana azvarwa. Mazamu ane tsatsadzi dzinotora chikafu chiri muropa raamai dzichigadzira mukaka wemwana.
Mutsika dzemarudzi mazhinji mazamu anowonekwa sezvishongo zvinoyevedza pamuviri wemukadzi. Kunyika dziri kuEurope mamwe madzimai anotora mari zhinji kuenda kunovandudza chimiro chemazamu avo kuti ave anoyevedza zvichienderana nemaonero avo.
- Matyaka, dombwe, madombwe kana manhombwe (First beestings; colostrum) zvinoreva mukaka unotanga kubuda kana mwana azvarwa une ruvara rwakaita yellow.
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Pamurairo wechivanhu newenyika dzakawanda, murume ndiye mukuru wemusha. Basa iri ibasa guru chose zvokuti murume akasariwhisisa, musha unokwanisa kuparara. Basa iri rinotanga musi wemuchato richipera musi unofa murume. Harisi basa rokuti unokwanisa kupa umwe munu kuti ariite. Harisi basa rokuti unokwanisa kuti waRHIZAINA wobva wonogara seusiri mushandi waro. Ndereupenyu hwese.
Zvinotarisigwa kuti murume ange akadzidziswa kuriritira mhuri noumwe mukuru wemhuri yake sokuti babamunini kana sekuru. Hazviwanzoitika kuti adzidziswe nababa vake asi kuti anogaroona maitire anoita baba vake iye odzidzapo. Maitire anoita baba vemurume ndiwo anodzidzisa murume uyu. Tichitarisa varume vakawanda maitire avo tinoona kuti kazhinji murume anohura, anoba, anogarorova mukadzi nevana, anodhakwa achikangamwa kuuya kumba, anoita zvemakasi, kazhinji baba vake ndizvo zvaakakura achiona vachiita. Koitazve vamwe varume vanokura vasina madzibaba. Murume akadai anokwanisa kureriwa namai vari vega kana kuti vachibatsigwa nehamarume kana kuti vachigaroita zvikomba zvinouya zvogara nguva shoma zvopfuura. Mwanakomana pakadai anokwasa kudzidza zvakawanda agotora nzira yakanaka kana kuti yakashata zvichibva nokuti aona upenyu sei. Hachisi chinhu chakanakira mwanakomana kuti aite mai vega pamusha. Anofosiwa kukasira kukura kuda kuita murume nengari yokuti paari kukurira hapana murume mukuru.
Toonazve kuti murume anoita zvinohi zvakanaka, kazhinji baba vake munhu akadzikama. Saka kana tichitaura nenyaya yezvinotarisigwa kuti murume akaroora ange achiita, hatikwanisi kusiya vamwe vanhu vemhuri vanova ndivo vakakwanisa kana kutadza kuraira murume achiri mwana mudiki.
Murume anotarisigwa kuva munhu ane moyo murefu, anoti pakaita nyaya haangodzvamuki otanga kupopota nokutaura sebenzi, asi anotanga aterera musoro wenyaya, odzikisa hana dzavaya vari kuitaura, ozotonga nyaya kana vanhu vese vahwisisa kuti chii chiri kuitika. Murume ane moyo murefu munhu anogona kuronga mhuri yake zvine musoro.
Zvinotarisigwa kuti murume aroora ane rudo kumukadzi wake. Rudo chinhu chinonetsa kutsanangura asi chinoonekwa nemaitire emurume. Zviri nyore kuona kuti murume anofungei pamusoro pemukadzi wake nokuda kwemaitire ake. Mukadzi wemurume ane rudo anoziva ega kuti anodiwa uye anoonekwa kuti haasi munhu anofunganya. Rudo gunoonekwa nezvinhu zvidikidiki zvinoitwa nomurume. Kuterera zvinotaugwa nomukadzi wake, kuita nyaya nomukadzi wake, kuunzira mukadzi zvinhu pamwe zvisina maturo asi zvinoratidza kuti ange achifunga mukadzi wake.
Murume anotarisigwa kuti anochengeta mukadzi wake kubva pazvinhu zvinokuvadza, zvakaita sokuti
- Haafaniri kudhiraivha mota sebenzi,
- Haafaniri kupfuura nomunzvimbo dzisina kuvimbika,
- Haafaniri kuva mbavha kana kuita zvimwe zvinosungisa.
- Haaunzi zvigwere kumba, zvikuru zvechihure
- Haanyei mukadzi wake kune vamwe vanhu zvingaitisa kuti vafunge kuti mukadzi wake munhu asina unhu.
- Haafaniri kutambisa mari mhuri isina mari yakakwana
Murume anotarisigwa kuti anogarorhoja mukadzi wake zvinogutsa. Nyaya yokugutsa mukadzi iyi inyaya inonetsa varume vakawanda nokuti zvinovanetsa kuhwisisa kuti chinhu chikuru kuti mukadzi agute. Vanofunga kuti kupinzwa chombo kashanu pazuva ndizvo zvinogutsa. Nyaya yema RHOUNDHI inoudzwa vakomana kubva vachiri vadiki, vokura vachifunga kuti ndizvo zvinonakira vakadzi. Kuti aroora akaona mukadzi achiita sokuti haasi kunakigwa obva afunga kuti mukadzi ndiye ane dambudziko. Kukura une amwe mafungire wozoudzwa wakura kuti handizvo, chinhu chinonetsa kugadzirisa. Saka pano ngatingobvumirana kuti murume anenge achitarisigwa kuti azame kugutsa. Murume anotarisigwa kuti akwanise kubvunza mukadzi wake kuti oita sei kana mukadzi asingaguti.
Tora nguva uri mukati memukadzi wako. Ndiwo mushonga wekugutsa pa RHAUNDHI yokutanga iyoyo. Kana mozomutsirana zvimwe zvava zvenyu izvo asi mese mamboguta. 10-15 minutes uri mukati uchipota uchikoira, pamwe uchizorora, pamwe uchirezva mukadzi wako. ROUND 1 iyoyo.
Vakawanda vanotarisira murume kuti ave iye anokumbira mukadzi kuti vavatane. Murume ndiye anotanga kutaridza kuti ari kuda muviri wemukadzi wake. Izvi zvinoitisa kuti mukadzi ahwe kudiwa nomurume. Tinoziva kuti mazuvano tinokurudzira vakadzi kusununguka zvokuudza varume asi murume munyika dzese anoonekwa kuti ndiye anokwezva mukadzi. Murume ngaasaitawo mazuva maviri asina kumbokumbira mukadzi kuti avhure makumbo. Kubva pakutanga maroorana kana muchikoshesa kuvatana, chitangai kuita zvamunofunga kuti ndizvo zvamuchada mava nemakore 45. kaviri pazuva, kamwe pazuva, katatu pavhiki. whatever. Tauriranai asi murume ngaagare ataura zvaanoda, Kana achida kuita pakati peusiku ngaataure mukadzi agare aziva kukasira kunovata.
Murume anotarisigwa kuti akasire kukwanisa kutaura nemukadzi wake panyaya dzese dzoupenyu hwavo. Ichi ndicho chikuru pane zvese chinoita kuti muchato ubudirire kana kufa. Murume asingahwisisi nyaya yokutaurirana makasununguka murume asingafaniri kuroora.
Murume anotarisigwa kuunza mari mumba. Hazvirevi kuti anofanira kushandira umwe munhu, asi kuti anoshanda, pamwe anozvishandira, achiunza mari mumba. Vashoma varume vanotarisigwa kuti vagare pamba pasina zvavari kuita panyaya dzemabasa, asi kana wasiigwa vana mukadzi ashaika, zvinokwanisika kuti unomboita nguva uchirera vana vako wega usingashandi.
Murume anotarisigwa kuti anoremekedza hama dzake nedzomukadzi wake. Nyaya inoitika pamusha ndeyekuti mukadzi anosvika ari munhu ane tariro yokuvaka musha nomurume wake. Pasina kupera nguva murume asina kuchenjera anoudza mukadzi kuti nhingi wakati, nhingi wakati, nhingi wakati, kuri kureva hama dzake dzange dzisingazikamwi nomukadzi. Zvadaro mukadzi anoita ATTITUDE kuvanhu ava, achifunga kuti ari kusapota murume wake. Mhuri yoita vanhu vanopokana zvabva kumurume uyu. Murume akadai anofanira kuudzwa kuti hama hadzisi dzokudaro. Murume anotarisigwa kuti arege mukadzi azvisarudzire maonere aanoita hama dzemurume. Kana achiita ATTITUDE oita ega pasina anomubatsira. Ukaona mukadzi wako achivenga hama dzako ziva kuti ndiwe wakamudzidzisa kudaro.
Murume anotarisigwa kudya zvabikwa nemukadzi wake. Kana usingazvifariri, idya chete musi wekutanga asi muudze kuti haunyanyi kuzvifarira azive kusazozvibikazve. Anoudza mukadzi wake zvokudya zvaanonyanyofarira. Anobatsira mukadzi kuronga BALANCED DIET yemumba. Vamwe vakadzi havana kudzidza saka vanoda kubatsigwa kuronga.
Murume anotarisigwa kuti agare ari munhu akagwinya muviri, anoratidza kuti ane simba. Mukadzi akamutarisa anoona kuti murume wake munhu akagwinya anomudzivirira kune zvinokuvadza. Nyoka ikapinda mumba murume oiuraya, mbavha ikapaza imba murume oirova. mukadzi akatukwa muraini, murume onotonga nyaya kudzivirira zvakaipa kumukadzi wake.
Murume anotarisigwa kuti agadziridze kuvakwa kweimba. Kana chimwe chikavhunika murume anogadzira. Mota ikafa, murume anoronga kuti mukadzi aende kumba iye osara nemota kusvika yazouya kumba.
Murume anotarisigwa kuti atange nyaya dzemimba nomukadzi wake kuti vabvumirane kuronga mhuri yavo. Murume ndiye anotaura nyaya dzemari pamusha kuti yakwana zvokuti vachiita mwana here. Kana isina kukwana vobvumirana kuti inokwana riini uye kuti isati yakwana vanoshandisa chii kuti mukadzi asaita mimba. Kune vakadzi vakawanda vanongoti kuwanikwa nhasi mangwana ototsvaka kuti mimba oiita sei, ipapo mari yokuriritira mwana havana. Uku kuwedzera dambudziko pane rimwe. Vanhu bvumiranai kuti nguva yakwana here kana kuti haina. Kana isina shandisai zvokudzivirira mimba. Kondhomu rinobhohwa kushandisa asi kana uchiziva kuti nguva yaro ichaita shoma hazvinyanyi kubhowa.
Murume anotarisigwa kuhwisisa kuti kubata mukadzi chibharo handizvo. Kana uchiona kuti mukadzi wako haasi kuda zvinoreva kuti pane nyaya inoda kugadziriswa. Gadzirisa nyaya iyi mudzokere pakudanana. Kwezva mukadzi wako abve pakutsamwa kwaanako. Usafungazve kuti kana mukadzi abvuma kuvhura makumbo zvinoreva kuti nyaya yaange akatsamwa nayo yapera. Haina kupera. Mapedza kuisana tora mukadzi wako mumaoko womukwevera kwauri mese mohwa kudziya kwemiviri yenyu. Makadaro chiudza mukadzi kuti unoda mutaure nyaya yenyu ipere. Mataura munokwanisazve kuisana mozobatwa henyu nehope. Mangwana momuka pasina nyaya.
Murume anotarisigwa kuti asahura nevamwe vakadzi. Hakuna munhu asingazivi kuti kuhura kuita sei. Murume kutuma mukadzi wako kuti anohurira mari kuti muwane zvokudya nezvokupfeka chinhu chinohi pachirungu ABOMINATION. Hazvibvumigwi.
Murume ngaabatsire mukadzi wake pamabasa emumba, kuti mukadzi pakunovata asava munhu akaneta. Zvikuru kana mukadzi achishanda kubasa. Mabasa emumba anonetesa nengari yokuti haaperi uye anoitwa zuva nezuva chero WEEKEND ikasvika mabasa emumba haaperi. Hino murume anenge achida kuti monovata mukadzi ange ane simba muchiuno, asi kana wamurega achingoshanda manheru ese simba haasisina saka zvimwe zvinhu zvinokunakira iye haachina hanya nazvo.
Murume anofanira kuratidza kuti PRIORITY yake youpenyu iri pamukadzi wake nevana vake. Murume haafaniri kubvuma kureregwa vana vake kana kuriritirigwa vana vake noumwe murume. Hazvina basa kuti ihama yako here kana kwete. Kana usina kuremara zvokutadza kushanda, wana mukana wekutsvaka mari yokurera vana vako wega. Garotsvaka mazano kubva kune vamwe. Gadzira mari wega nomukadzi wako. Ita kuti vana vako vakupe rukudzo sababa, kwete kungohi baba nokuti ndiwe wakavazvarisa.
Murume ngaave munhu akatsiga zvokuti akahwa chinhu chinotyisa haapapariki nacho achiudza nyika yese. Anotanga afunga nacho ozotaura apedza kuongorora zvakanaka. Pamwe anozotaura nezvacho mangwana ambovata achifunga kuti zvoitwa sei.
Murume haapopotedzani nomukadzi vana vachizvihwa chero nyaya yebopoto yakakura zvakadii. Vana ngavakure vachifunga kuti hapana dambudziko pakati pamai nababa. Vana vanongohwa muchisetsana chete kwete kutukana.
Zvinotarisigwa kuti mukadzi aite mumuchato
Mukadzi anotarisigwa kusahura nevamwe varume. Hakuna munhu asingazivi kuti kuhura kuita sei.
Ndakahwa umwe achiti "Hapana chakaitika, akangondibata magaro chete" Unobatwa magaro nomurume asiri wako sei? Ndiko kutohura wacho ikoko.
- Kubatwa magaro/mazamu
- Kukisa umwe murume
- Kutumira WhatsApp/FaceBook/TEXT inosvodesa
- Kufamba makabatana maoko
- Kuvata naye
Zvese izvi chihure hazvibvumigwi.
Zvinotarisigwa kuti mwana aite mumhuri
Kuisa mari muBHANGI,
Kutenga imba,
Kuronga insurance yevana vechikoro kuti vazosvikawo kuUNIVERSITY,
Zvinokosheswa nomurume nomukadzi vese
Tichipa SUMMARY toti pane zvinhu mumba zvinounza mufaro zvinoti chimwe chikashaikwa, mufaro unoita mushoma zvokuti pamwe mopedzisira marambana asi iri nyaya yaikwanisa kugadziriswa zvisina nguva. Vanhu vakawanda vanorambana ukatarisa chikonzero chacho unoona kuti chinhu chisina maturo chokuti dai vaikwanisa kutaudzana nacho murudo vaikwanisa kuchigadzirisa pasina kana 5 minutes.
Chinhu chinonetsa mudzimba dzedu ndechokuti vakadzi hatidi kupa varume Authority yokuva mukuru wemba iri ngari yokuti pane zvaaita murume uyu saka andishora. Iniwo handichamupi Authority yaange anayo.
Mukadzi kusada kuiswa panguva yada murume kuisa. Izvi zvinoita varume vahwe sokuti mukadzi amushora chose. Murume anoruza CONFIDENCE pakuva murume kwake opedzisira oti haachakudi. Ukamudembera ukamuudza kuti unomuda, ukamuudza kuti wange uchimushuva pese pamange muchipopotedzana unotoona munhu orerusa moyo kozosviba watomborhojewa mese monyemwerera. Asi zvinoda kuonekwa nguva ichipo, kwete kumirira murume atanga kunyenga vamwe vakadzi.
Hama dzinoda Management uye PSYCHOLOGY yokudzisanganisa kuti vese vaone kuti mumba menyu muri pamwe chete pakufunga uye mune rudo. Hama dzinokupatsanisai kana musina kuchenjera.
Summary Yezvemumba.
1 Kuziva kuti zvinhu zviri CONFIDENTIAL ndezvipi mumba
2 Kuvimbana nokusahurirana
3 Kudanana nomoyo wese
4 Kuziva mabasa ako iwe somurume/mukadzi nokumaita zvakanaka
5 Kusatambisa mari pane zvinhu zvisina maturo
6 Kuda hama dzenyu mese zvakafanana
7 Kupanana zvokuvatana nguva yese yada umwe (sex on demand) kuti umwe akada umwe womupa pese paadira. uye kuratidza kuti uri kuda kuvata noumwe wako nguva dzese. kubvunzana zvamunoda kuitigwa. Usarega murume/ mukadzi wako achikukumbira semunhu auya kuzokumbira mari yechikwereti. Kana waziva kuti murume/mukadzi ane zhara yeRhoji, mupe zvaari kuda aguti moyo ugadzikane.
8 Kutamba mese seshamwari muchitaura nyaya nedzimwe dzisina basa muchiseka mese.
9 Kuziva kuti mune vana saka munofanira kugadzirira upenyu hwavo
10 Kukumbira mazano kumukuru wemhuri kana nyaya dzaipa.
11 Kuti waona kuti wakanganisira umwe wako wokasira kukumbira ruregerero, hazvinei kuti umwe wako mudiki kwauri kana kuti haana kudzidza sewe kana kuti unotambira mari yakawanda kumupfuura.
12 Kugaroudzana kuti munodanana, udza umwe wako kuti unomuda nomoyo wose.
13 Kuchengetedza muviri wako wakanaka zvawange wakaita muchinyengana
14 Kubatsirana pamabasa epamusha kuti umwe asaneta kupfuura umwe
15 Kuronga nyaya dzese dzeupenyu hwenyu pamwe chete kwete kuti uyu woronga zvake uyo zvake.
16 Kugara pamwe chete chero zvodii. Hakuna muchato unokwanisa kumira varidzi vari kunyika kana nzvimbo dzakasiyana kwenguva inopfuura mwedzi mitatu. Ngatisanyeberana.
17 Kutaurirana nguva dzese chinova ndicho chikuru pane zvese. Usambotsamwa zvokubva wanyararira murume/mukadzi wako kwezuva rese. Ukaona achizama kutaura newe chiziva kuti zvamudya moyo. Regerera umwe wako nyaya yopera asi wamuudza kuti chii chawanga wagumbuka nacho.
18 Kuita nguva mese. Kana wapedza basa nanga kumba kune mhuri yako, kwete kumbofamba nemaraini. Wanai zuva ramunoti nderemhuri rinozikamwa nemi mese nevana kuti baba namai vanenge vari kumba vese musi wekuti. Iroro izuva rakakosha zvokuti zvese zvamunoita ndezvemhuri. Isu tinozama kuti musi weSunday hativhakashiri munhu. Tinozama kusavhakasigwa nevanhu. Inguva yedu. Tinononoka kumuka, tosweroita mabasa edu pamwe chete. Family day. Imitsvakai zuva renyu ramunoda mese.
19 Kuita zvinhu zvenyu semhuri imwe chete, kwete kuti uyu womuka wotora vana vaviri woenda kuWhisiri, uyuwo ozomuka otora mwana asara oenda kuRhoma. Zvinotaridza kuti mese makatadza kusarudza munhu wekuroorana naye. Kuwhisiri kwawaenda uchanotaura navanamai veko vanokupa mazano eko, murume ari kuRhoma achipiwa mazano eko. Pamunosangana munoita mazano api?
UDZAI VAMWE!!!!!


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Tinobvuma Kuti Takakutadzirai Mwari- WN Mucheri
M· SIA Tinobvuma kuti-i takakutadzirai Mwari-i-i
V SIA Baba muna masimba ose-ee takakutadzirai kwazvo uyezve-e-e isu pachedu takatadzirana-a -a
B Baba muna masimba-a tinobvuma kuti-i-i isu pachedu-u-u, isu takatadzirana.
Madetembo:
1.Maria Musande tikumbirirewo-o.
2.Nemi ngirozi dzose tikumbirireiwo.
3.Nemiwo hama dzedu dzose dzakatungamira kudenga tikumbirireiwo.
Chorus:
SIA Tikumbirirei kuna Mwari Baba kuti vatiregerere zvatakavatadzira
Bass:
1.Maria Musande- kuna Mwari Baba kuti vatiregerere zvatakavatadzira.
2.Nemi ngirozi dzose- kuna Mwari Baba kuti vatiregerere zvatakavatadzira.
3.Nemi hama dzedu- kuna Mwari Baba kuti vatiregerere zvatakavatadzira.


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Kukwirana kunogona kuchinjaniswa zvichienderana nenguva uye munhu wacho. KUISA NYORO KANA MHENYU kunonaka asi kuchiuraya,…so ngatipfekei tidzivirire. Pane nguva dzinoda vakadzi kukwirwa zvinyoronyoro zvirigentle, dzekuti kubvira pakubatwa batwa madam inenge ichingoda zvakanyorovera chete. Ruoko rwemurume ngaruve rwakanyorovera, rwakapfava, rwuchiita zvekunyengerera senge rwuri kubata kamwana kacheche.
Baba kana kuri kuyamwa mazamu amadam moita zvakanyorovera muchiachinjanisa zvine RHYTHM, zamu makaribatirwa namadam venyu imi muchingoyamwa zvenyu sekacheche. Potai muchimborumira zamu iroro nekurekure sekagonzo uye zviri pakati pekurwadzirira nekunakirira (izamu irori). Rumwe ruoko rwuchi chuna chuna rimwe zamu kunge karadio.
Momboti siyei enyu maoko oti rumwe pabeche rwuchipurudzira choya, rumwe
Rwuchipurudzira musana wamadam venyu. Pakadaro apa madam inenge yofemereka kureva kuti yave ready, saka imi baba mochikwira pamusoro pavo zvino,…. asi musazoti zii, pavari vangakuvare saka edzai kubalancer nemabvi nemagokora enyu, mochiisa chombo chenyu mukati mamadam venyu asi mutange mamboburitsa matinji amadam kubva mubeche. Matinji marefu refu chipo chinobva kudenga saka madam dadai nawo.
Kana pane headboard, baba batirirai pariri mosvira zvinyoronyoro muchipinda muchibuda zvinyoronyoro asi zvive neimpact. Pindai muchinyatsoona kuti masvika mberi mberi nokuti madam havadi kuti mugumire panzira, kunyange monakirwa sei zvenyu pliz ndapota musatunde within 10 minutes – minimum. Varaidzai nguva muchiyamwa nekutsvodana, nekutamba kwese kwamungada zvenyu. Madam chikapa ngachiitwe zvinyoronyoro zvichienderana nababa neRhythm yakakosha. Maoko enyu ngaabate chiuno chababa achidzika achikwira.
Panenge pagonekwa nababa moridzawoka kamhere kuitira kuti vadzokorore!
Tambisai zvombo zvababa pamadiro asi musingazviburitse panze! Baba kana madam votunda sebedzaiwo hubaba hwenyu padyo mobva maenderana uye
mochipangura henyu mhere pamwe nekufemereka mobva mafenda kwekanguva kadiki!!!
Kana mapedza, Madam torai kamucheka kaye kakanyorovera mopukuta baba avo vanenge vadikitira, mozonotora kabhavhu kaya kemubedroom mozvigeza nemvura. Pane musi wekuti zvinhu zvinenge zvakatonyangara, zvichitoda hasha mukati.
Kana muri mumood iyi baba, ndiro zuva renyu manje. Madam vanoda kumhanyiswa mhanyiswa, nekuvhundutsirwa pabonde musi uyu. Dzimwe nguva madam inorambirira ichiitira kuti iite kakumanikidzwa,…..vanozvida izvozvo vakadzi. Hembe apa moita dzekukatanura chopazi, as if dzinenge dzotodamburwa. Musi uyu beche ngarindyiwe nemuromo chaiwo asi zvinoda maMadam anogeza kwazvo uye neantiseptic chaiyo, otherwise baba mungazofambe muchinhuwa chidembo munzira yese. Kiss yemusi uyu ngaive Deep and Passionate but very active.
Teedzerai procedure iri pamsoro asi muve hyper active zvebasa chaizvo. If you want to do it from the back ngavatonyatsofongora nemazvo, imi mochivazhanda nayo muchirova macorner ese ebeche. Muchinje position, uye musi uyu madam chikapa ngachive chebenzi chairo – “mombe yabva kusina sora. Speed iyi inoda zvitaira zvizhinji kwazvo saka do accordingly. Hamunzwe mamadam achiti kusvirana mambotukana kunonaka fani here? Madam kana zvisinganakidze budai pachena kuti baba vasatambise nguva, uyewo imi baba kana maudzwa kuti wedzerai waWatts moitawo saizvozvo kwete kuramwa nokuti basa iri rinoda vanhu vaviri – imi baba namadam venyu ivavo, and nobody else Ichokwadi kuti madam dzinogona kutunda kaviri kaviri kana katatu within an hour vachikwirwa saka madam musafunga kuti makaremara. Ndibaba vanenge vachigona basa ravo, imi muchivabatsira sezvinotaurwa neBhaibheri kuti imi vanhukadzi muri vabatsiri!
Makwiriro ngaasiyaniswe everyday musangoseva nemuriwo daily pabonde zvinokonzera gumbo mumba gumbo panze, saka prevention is better than cure. Madam vanokwanisa kumbokwira pamsoro pababa vagokoira sababa. Ukuwo baba vachiitawo chikapa vari pasi samadam. Zvinoda kubatsirana zvinhu Izvi nokuti zvinokosha wena.
Pindai pamacomments and tell us what you think…..


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Tuesday, 26 June 2012
Kuziva mamirire akaita Mukadzi/murume
Isu vakadzi tinohwa kufara pamoyo kana murume achifarira kupaona nokupawana pachinakidza kuona. Mukadziwo anofanira kujairisa murume kuona. Murume ngaazive pane zvinhu zvese kuti agoziva kuzvishandisa. Asi bodo, varume vakawanda kutya kutarisa kunge panoruma. Ukaona une murume akadaro asingambodi zvokutarisa, unokwanisa kumupa basa rokuita ipapo. Unobva kwawabva wosvika kumba wotsvaka chimuchini chaanoshevha nachi ndebvu, womukumbira kuti akushevhe pamberi. Kana uchida kuona munhu anoita chinhu achinyatsoona kuti zvaitwa zvakanaka kumbira murume kukushevha womuudza kuti haunyatsi kupaona kana uchishevha wega.
Geza usati wakumbira, wobva wapapukuta zvakanaka pooma. Chibvisa hembhe umuvhurire makumbo woisa piro pasi pemagaro panhu ponyatsoti mbee pabani. Anoita zvinyoronyoro kusvika apedza iwe uchimubatsira nokumubatira panoda kubhenengugwa. Kana uchimuudza zvokuita muudze zvinhu nemazita azvo abve aziva kuti ichi ndeichi. Ukabva kuno kuguvhu uchidzira zasi unotanga kusvika pane chakafukidza bhinzi. Muvhurirepo achiona bhinzi kana yakamuka. Kana isina kumuka inomuka paanoshevha wowana chanzi yokumutaridza, zvichibva nokuti bhinzi yako yakakura sei. Kwahi vamwe vane zvidikidiki zvinonetsa kuona kana zemo pasina. Murume achibatabata achishevha haukoni kuita zemo.
Achishevha kudaro unoona wega kuti ari kunatsotarisa asi uku anenge atoti twii futi Usaita hanya nazvo iwewo unenge wava kunyorova nokuzvimbirira, asi rega apedze basa rawamupa, uye kuona zvaari kuita. Kazhinji murume achingopedza kukushevha mese menge mava nezemo zvokuti munopedzisira mava panyaya yerhoji yakasimba.
Chazvinobatsira:
Zvinobetserei kuti murume azive mamirire akaita zvinhu pamukadzi wake? Zvinobatsira kuti kana paya muchitamba muchigadzirira kuti muvatane, azive pokubata nopokupurudzira. Pakushevha paya usangoshevhiwa wakanyarara, Rerusa hana utambe naye achishevha uchimuudza zviri kuitika. Nokuti pari kuzvimbiswa nei muudze azive kuti akadai panodai. Varume, zvikuru vechiShona, vanotya bhinzi yomukadzi pane ma Superstition anotaugwa pairi. Wana zano rokutaurira murume kuti apa ndipo pa headquarters yekunakigwa. Bhenengura zvakaifukudza woratidza murume kuti anosvikapo sei uye kana asvika anoiteipo. Vashoma varume vanoziva kuti bhinzi inonakira mukadzi kupfuura chutubu.
Vakawanda vanofunga kuti kupinzwa chombo ndiko kuri mberi kupfuura zvese. Kunaka kwechombo ndiko hako asi kana achiita pakawanikwa anokwiza nyama dzakatenderedza bhinzi chombo chiri mukatiwo haunonoki kupedza. Unotsanangurira murume wako kuti sokunakigwa kwaanoita kana chombo chake chichikwiziwa nemukati mechitubu, isuwo tine kachombo kedu kadikidiki kanonakawo kukwiziwa, asi kanokwiziwa nemaoko. Vakadzi vakawanda kana vaita zemo havachagoni kuti bhinzi chaiyo ikwiziwe kana kupurudzigwa nokuti hazviiti, inenge yanyanya kuita SENSITIVE. Asi kungokwiza zvakatenderedza bhinzi ndiko kungaitwa. Bhinzi pamukadzi ndiyo inonaka kupfuura zvese. Kana murume ari mukati achikoira pakupinda anodhonzerera nyama dzakatenderedza bhinzi zvichibva zvanaka.
Wodzika uchibva pabhinzi unosvika paburi reweti uri pakati pematinji. Harina kukura uye hazviiti kupinza zvinhu pariri. Ukavhura makumbo wobata matinji akavhurika murume anoona buri reweti riri nechapazasi pebhinzi. Kana achipurudzira bhinzi mumwe wake inopurudzirawo kaburi aka zvokuti pamwe haatombozivi kuti akapurudzira.
Achipfuura ipapo anosvika pa buri guru rinokwana kupinza mumwe. Ichi ndicho chitubu chaanopinza chombo. Kana achishevha anowana kusina vhudzi ikoko. Vhudzi rinokura kuno kumusoro pedo nekunebhinzi. Vashoma vakadzi vechi Zimba vane vhudzi rakawanda zasi. Vhudzi rinongomera pamativi epamberi pane ganda chairo. Pane ganda rakasiyana hapameri vhudzi pamatinji uchienda mukati hapana vhudzi, Uchienda kuzhe riripo. Paanozosvikako kunenge kwava kusinira kunyorova nokuda kwekubatwa-batwa. Tsanangura kuti kana achida kupinza chombo kunonyorova kosinira kuti usasvuuka paanokoira paya. Zvoita seoiri yemuchini wekusona inoita muchini ufambe zvakanaka oiri ichisvedza. Iyewo haasvuuki. Kunyorova uku ndiko kunoti pamwe achikoira unotohwa pachibuda soundi yokuti tyooo, tyooo, tyooo tyooo, kutonyatsohwa kuti panyoro.
Kuzopfuura ipapa akaramba achidzika unenge ava kuenda kumashure.
Pakati pemberi neshure panongori ne 2.5cm chete kumunhukadzi asina kumboita mwana uye asina zimuviri rakakora. Kana akakora uye aita vana, zvinosiyana kusvika pa 3.5 cm. Hakusi kure pamunhukadzi. Ndosaka dzimwe nguva kana ukafongorera murume murima anotadza kuita estimate yokuti paari kuda kupinza ndepapi ombotsvanzvadzira iwe wakangomirira. Unotohwa achibayabaya nechombo achitsvaka pokupinda.
Pamunhurume pakati pechombo neshure kure kupfuura pemukadzi zvokusvika pa 5-6cm. Zvinoitiswa nokuti pane chombo chake ndipo pane bhinzi yedu. Ukabva pabhinzi uchienda shure panoenzana nomurume. Hino isu tine zvimwe pakati. Izvi unofanigwa kuzviziva nokuti paya kana murume achizama kupinza chombo iwe wakavata nedumbu ukasasimudzira zvakanaka anokwanisa kunangisa kushure. Kana adaro akamboita soopinda shure ukamumisa asi atomboti pindei, usarega achipinza muchitubu asina kugeza nokuti mabacteria acho emberi neshure akasiyana. Ukamavhenganisa unokwanisa kuita chigwere.
Ndewekutoudza kuti dzikisa pazasi zvishoma (2-3 cm kudzika kana wakafongora, kukwira kana wakavata manhede), iwe ipapo wosimudzirawo kuti apinde nyore ongoti dzikei zvishomashoma wohwa oti sveverere godyo atova mukati.
Hino kana asingatozivi kuti pakangosiyana ne 2.5cm zvinonetsa murima, unotozoita zvokutora chombo iwe wochinangisa paunoda. Hameno kuti vane varume vanodhakwa vanoita sei. Asi kuva pedo kudai kwakaitigwa kuti chitubu chive panzvimbo yokuti murume anokwanisa kupinda kubva mberi kana kubva kumashure.
Mhuka zhinji dzinopinzwa nokumashure, Isu nedzimwe mhuka shomanana tinokwanisa mberi neshure iri ngari yokuti makumbo edu ane majoini akasiyana nedzimwe mhuka.
Murume akapaona pese apa kubva paguvhu kusvika pachitubu akapaongorora anoita education yakawanda panguva dikidiki. Haumbozonetseki kumuudza zviri kuitikako. Mutaridze usina kuzvimba usina zemo, wozomutaridzazve une zemo aone kusiyana kwazvo.
Kana usina vhudzi ipapa asi uchida kuti murume apaone unokwanisa kungomuudza kuti pari kugwadzirira ngaatarise aone kuti pane chii? Unoona otora nguva yakareba achitarisa. Murume haadi kufunga kuti pane chaitika panzvimbo iyoyi pamukadzi wake. Anobva aongorora kuti shuwa panei. Iwe chingomuti ko apa, ko apa, ko apa, uchimutaridza wakanyatsovhura makumbo achiona. Wana rimwe zano rokuti awane nguva achiona mamirire azvakaita. Isu takaroorana kukapera nguva yakapfuura gore, iye akazondibvunza kuti weti inobuda napai. Ndokuzomubvisira bhurugwa ndokumuratidza. Asati apaona aifunga kuti unokwanisa kukanganisa pokupinza ukapinza panobuda neweti. Shuwa munombohwa zvinosetsa kubva kuvarume vedu. Kungokasira kuda kupinza chombo chete munhu asina kuona kuti panhu pakamira sei.
Mukadzi Pachombo:
Mukadzi ngaasajaira kupinzwa chombo murima segozho. Wana nguva yokuongorora zvakaita chombo chomurume wako. Unochipurudzira, wochigezesa kana muri mubhavhu mese, wochikweva ganda roenda shure kuti uone musoro wacho wakaurungana zvakanaka sehurungudo. Unokwanisazve kutarisa pano buda neweti pachibudazve nourume. Ukachibhendesa wakachitaridza kuguvhu wotarisa pasi pacho unoona pane mutsetse wakaita sokuti chakasoniwa netsono pachakabatanidzwa. Unoonazve kuti ganda racho rakasviba kupfuura ganda romuviri wese. Hameno kuti zvinorevei izvi nokuti pamuviri pese panopfekwa hembhe nguva dzese pasingasviki zuva hapana kusviba kuzhe kwepamberi chete.
Ukangoda kuchibatabata unoona chotomira. Ukakwevera ganda kumashure wotarisa pasi pemusoro unoona pakabatira ganda zvokuti zvinoita sepasina kusimba asi unoita makore nemurume haumbohwi achiti pabvaruka.
Uchaona futi kuti hachina kururama chero chakamira. Chinoita kubhendha. Hazvirevi kuti pane chakamboitika murume ari mwanana. Kunohi varume vane zvakati tasa vashomashoma. Usava nehanya nazvo anongorhoja zvakanaka akadaro.
Ukadzika zasi unoona kuti chihomwe chinemabhora ake anova ndiwo anogadzira urume chakarembera asi rimwe remabhora rakadzikira kupfuura rimwe. Kwahi ndizvo agogona kufamba asingazvikuvadzi. Isa mabhora ake muruoko uite seuri kupima uremu hwawo. Zvinohi varume vane mabhora mahombe vanohura kupfuura vane madiki, uyezve vane chanzi chokuita ngochani kupfuura vane madiki. Pakuzvara, hazvinei kuti murume ane makuru kana madiki, Usasvina chihomwe ichi nokuti unokwanisa kukuvadza murume zvokutomuendesa kuchipatara.
Chombo chinhu chinotonakidza kuchitambisa nokuti chinoita zvinonakidza. Kana unacho muruoko unokwanisa kutohwa kana kuona chichikura kusvika chaoma kuti gwaa iwe uchingopurudzira. Unoona tsinga dzinounza ropa rinova ndiri rinochiita chimire, dzati tande tande pachiri. Zvinohi chombo chinoda ma TABLE SPOON maviri kana matatu eropa kuti chimire. Ukada futi kupurudzira uchifuridzira seuri kufuridzira tii inopisa, unoona choti Gwii, Gwii, nehasha, woziva kuti nhasi ndiri kuoneswa ndondo. Jairira kutamba nochombo chomurume mumaoko nokuziva maitire acho.
Pakuvatana
Kana murume ari mukati achikoira iwe uchigamuchirawo nechiuno chakasimba. (chikapa) Panosvika pakuti murume anotadza kuita zvaanoda otanga kuoma mutezo. Unotohwa kuti haachazivi zvokuita. Ipapo ukapinza ruoko seri kwemagaro ake kana uchikwanisa, wokwenyerera paya patati pakati pechihomwe chemabhora neburi rekumashure. Kwenyerera wakatsimbidzira. Anokudirira zvese zvaanazvo ukasara wave guvi chairo. Chenjera nokuti vamwe varume ukaita zvausina kumboita anokutsamwira oti wakazvidzidziswa noumwe murume. Kana adaro muratidze Blog ino, womuudza kuti wakazvarigwa kunakigwa kwake saka basa rako nderokuita zvese zvinomunakira. Ipapo anozokubvunza mangwana chaiye nokuti anenge asisina simba rokufunga kana wapedza naye.
Varumewo dzidzisai vakadzi venyu kukwenyerera panhu apa panonaka kukwenya zvese pemukadzi nepemurume. Pemukadzi pese pese pakati pemakumbo kubva pamabvi zvichisvika pamberi pakangobatwa kana kupurudzigwa kana kunanzwa norurimi, panonaka.kana muri mubhazi ukangoisa ruoko pabvi romukadzi anobva atotanga kuhwa kuti nyevenyeve nyevenyeve pamberi. ukazokwidza watove kutsvaka zvisirizvo nguva yacho usina. Kujatirira kwebhazi kunoitisa zemo.
Hwisisa kuti kutarisa pikicha kwakasiyana nokutarisa mukadzi/murume wako waunokwanisa kubata nokubhenengura uchizvionera. Sokuti uchiona pikicha iyi haungabvi pano wofunga kuti waona pamberi pemukadzi. Hazvinei kuti pakuiona wamira chombo here.
Kuti ndidhirowe pikicha ino ndakatotanga ndatogwa foto nemurume anohwisisa zvinhu zvamuri kuona izvi. Ndokuzokopera nepenzura ndodhirowa. Saka sokuona kwangu ndizvo zvakaita munhukadzi izvi. Kana une mubvunzo bvunza hako tinopindura.
Apa pakahi hapapinzwi chombo kanna murume asiri ngochani, hwisisa kuti pane zvakawanda zvinoda kuzikamwa nemi mese mumba.
1 Chokutanga ndechokuti ma BACTERIA ari muburi reshure akasiyana neari muchitubu. Kana mukafunga kupinzana kumashure uku, musazopinza chombo kumberi chambopinzwa shure. Asi munokwanisa kupinza shure chambopinzwa mberi.
2 Kune vasikana vakawanda vanoda kuvata nevakomana asi vasingadi kuva humhandara. Pkadai musikana anokuti kana uchida kumupinza pinza shure chete kuti asabva humhandara kuno kumberi. Murume kana aita fungwa yokupinza anopinza pese pawamubvumidza. Anenge ane kondhomu nechekare kana ari murume akachenjera saka hapana chaanotya.
3 Kotizve vamwe vanhukadzi vanoti zvinonaka kurhojewa kumashure.
4 Mukadzi haaiti mima nokuiswa kumashure.
5 Buri rekumashure idiki pachitubu saka kumukadzi asina kumbopinzwako zvinokwanisa kugwadza kusvika ajaira.
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Kune zvikomana zvemuraini zvisina kuita BIOLOGY kuchikoro zviri kundinyorera zvichikomburena kuti pikicha iyi inomisa chombo. Kana ichikumisa chombo iwe une mukadzi mumba, simuka undokumbira mukadzi wako afongore seizvi, unyatse kuongorora mamirire aakaita, pausingahwisisi umubvunze akutsanangurire. Kana usina mukadzi, chirega zvokuda kuziva kuti vakadzi vakaita sei pamberi. Hazvinei newe. Kana uri munhukadzi, hwisisa kuti nzwimbo yechitubu unobvumidza kupinzwa chombo nemberi uye neshure, asi mhuka dzese dzepanyika dzinoda zvekufongorera mhukarume. Kufongora kuri nani kana wada zvemimba. Urume hunonosara pamukova wechibereko chaipo. Mapedza usasimuka. imbovata hako nedumbu wakaisa pillow pasi pechiuno kuti chirambe chakakwirira urume husavhinza muchitubu. Woita kana half hour wakadaro.
Ndichaisawo pikicha yemurume ane chombo chimire.
Udzai Vamwe!!!
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Kuyambikana
Muchidzidzo chePimanyika, kuyambikana (parallel) izwi rinotsangangudza mitsetse miviri yakati twasa yakataramukana nhambwe dzakaenzana panzvimbo dzose kana nhambwe ichipimwa pakati pemitsetse iyi. Apa nhambwe inofanirwa kunge iri kupimwa kuchitevedzwa mitsetse wechitatu unocheka mitsetse miviri yokutanga. Mutsetse wechitatu unofanirwa kunge uchicheka miviri iyi pamukwava une gonyo rakaenzana panzvimbo dzose. Muenzaniso wemitsetse wakati sambamba isimbi mbiri dzenjanji nokuti dzinofamba dzakayererana asi dzisingapesane.